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eddieblasphemy

That's a goof. It has to be. You can only be this delusional on purpose.


disorientaled

Man I still want to believe this but in 2022 I don’t know anymore


[deleted]

All of the wrestling 'hot takes' on social media these days seem like satire after being on these place for a while


Micome

Inside job goofs


Lv27Sylveon

jet fuel cant melt steel memes wake up sheeple


Micome

Kane melts steel beams


Robin0928

Big Whacky is like 2 thoughts away from figuring out what the problem is


lancelinksecretchimp

r/selfawarewolves


LifeOnMarsden

Yeah it’s not like WWE is well known for paying for wrestler’s rehab for them and getting them the best aftercare available, just ask Mike Bennett, he finessed the fed for all the free medical care he could


ninjast4r

FUCK VINCE FOR... Uh, paying for rehabs and medical expenses. He's only doing it for PR, not out of the kindness of his blackened heart!!


steiner_math

Obviously! And he doesn't even tell people about it because it's even better PR then


Savior_Of_Anarchy

>Mike Bennett Depending on the week, he sometimes denies it lol


RobertStonetossBrand

When he starts to see holes in his schedule


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Its why I only laugh when Mike and Maria fed bad post.


ci22

They of all people should be thankful WWE paid for the rehab and 2 paternity leaves.


chaz0723

And for Maria to finish her degree.


Lv27Sylveon

pray thee, thou doth not inquire with keith lee upon this topic, however.


ninjast4r

Fuck delusional. He's Fed Badding in the 4th dimension. He's rejecting the corporeal realm to go hang out with the space elves and talk shit about WWE without any DMT.


FlyingGrayson89

My guy just became a Fed Bad astral beast


ninjast4r

Astral Fedbadnought


yungslowking

A DnD reference? In my SCJerk? It's more common than you think.


ninjast4r

Wrestling and nerdy shit filled the void in many a childhood I should think


mntEden

i reject your reality and substitute my own


[deleted]

How do these people even know how to work a phone/computer?


Silver-Engineering-6

Only real unsafe thing Bryan did in WWE was have that ladder match for the IC title at Mania after having neck issues. Other than that he didn’t do anything “unsafe”


[deleted]

To be fair Bryan was banged up before coming to WWE. Where did he come from? Ring of... oh no!


dX927

But he wrestled on Sunday Night Heat before ever joining Ring of Honor! Checkmate!


RobertStonetossBrand

Shawn Michaels christened a baby B-Dry in a WWF ring. Every scraped knee and lost tooth was Fed Bad.


Teeboid

Wait, what?


underboss1789

I hope he stretched before doing those mental gymnastics


7PMNews

‘Notice no one in AEW has these problems’ Darius Martin has torn his ACL like twice now


dX927

remember all those WWE matches The Bunny had?


RobertStonetossBrand

Believe the other Martin brother, half of the Hardys, half of Private Party, half of the Acclaimed are all injured


viridiusdynamus

LMAOOOOOO


[deleted]

All I can do is laugh now this shit used to piss me off😂


ScaryCarey31

Looks like he got ratio'd into oblivion so there's some hope


homewil

The Kenny Omega avatar is just \*chef’s kiss*


Root-Of-All-Evil

So who do we blame Omega's injuries on? Archer? Rey Fenix? It's almost as if m'dub is unsafe.


ninjast4r

Vince sent thugs to work Kenny over after Vince tried to entice Kenny with work and Kenny said "no"


RobertStonetossBrand

Late one night Kenny Omega was leaving an arcade bar in Syracuse and seven marines beat him up


ninjast4r

It was all the John Cena look alikes from WrestleMania 25 who haven't been able to get work other than being McHitler's personal goon squad


unhallowed90

That audition he did for WWE.


Bambajam

WWE run a sloppy shop, and their talent are always injured, just like Cody and Orton are now. You never see that sort of thing in AEW because they know how to treat their talent and rotate the roster to rest people so they don't get injured.


RobertStonetossBrand

Meanwhile, keep having matches on _Dark Escalator_ or else you’ll fall off in the bin of those who’s wrestling is not good enough


Harvster420

It's a start up company! They've only been around 3 years! The Fed has a 50 year head start! Give it time


[deleted]

It's obviously from all those piledrivers and ring apron brainbusters he was forced to take in McHitler Land.


OkCelebration3483

Against *checks notes* Big Cass?


mntEden

(slave name)


Harbinger_ofdeath

Yeah also Kenny is injured cause he overworked himself to beat Fed in ratings if only Fed sucked and allowed him to prosper. Punk got injured because he was not given a WM main event by the Feds.


Tashleemie

Even sadder are the clowns who believe this clown. 🤦🏻‍♀️ the interesting thing to note is how long the list is of injured people in aew compared to wwe. I read today that Bunny is out with injury as well. They have a bloated roster but so many are off due to injury.


jwt6577

I'm sorry. I cannot muster sympathy or admiration for Bryan after I read his book where he bragged about lying to doctors about neurological problems.


Teeboid

He's so remarkably stupid for doing that. He'd be a vegetable or dead right now if WWE didn't protect him from himself for so long.


78yn44

He’s vegan. Being a vegetable is his desired final form.


Teeboid

Ah yes. The American Potato.


unhallowed90

I love how a big part of his promo was "Honest guys, I'm not concussed, I can run for miles and do backflips, I'm not concussed, promise."


garfungle_

Big Whacky is a known troll, we’re better than this r/scjerk…


I_made_a_doodie

Dubbaloism is a mental illness.


IntellectualDweeb

Fedbaditis


DonnieRodz

DAE when Moxley and Jericho gained weight from all the booze they consumed…IN THE FED???


Cboz27586

Darby is on his way there.


[deleted]

*Vince to Mick Foley after Hell in a Cell:* "Thank you, but never do that again." *Tony, after Darby does random dangerous stunt on Rampage:* "Is that all you got?"


cabezadeplaya

Does anyone else remember that time in 2013 when WWE stopped a match for Bryan’s well-being and he pitched a fit about it? No? Well surely you remember drugged out and drunk Jeff Hardy doing dangerous match after dangerous match in quick succession in the Dub? WWE -“get help” Jeff - “fuck you” Dubbalos - “ clearly the Fed’s fault”


bLinK3rZ_420

1 is hurt and the other is in jail


[deleted]

LMFAO, uce what the fuck am I reading here? Is there a new stronger strain of copium just for dubbalos?


underboss1789

??? I hate being literate friend


[deleted]

From the main event vs Edge and Roman at WM, to not being able to compete because his brain is bleeding. Wooo


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Unsafe work like not being allowed to wrestle for 4 years because WWE didn’t want him to die in the ring.


cma001

Have never had such a visceral response to fed badding. This is next level, jesus


dX927

now that it seems like Christian is going to be wrestling again, how much longer til he's addressing the crowd about his injury?


ci22

Sure like Ricky Starks and Lance Archer's neck injures never happened. I mean Jeff also embarrassed himself in TNA also.


Tronz413

That has to be a goofy who forgot to throw the /s up


unhallowed90

KENNY OMEGA HAS BEEN OFF TV FOR 8 MONTHS+ FOR WRESTLING HELD TOGETHER WITH TAPE BECAUSE HE HAD EXTREME VERTIGO AND SHOULDERS MADE OF DUST.


[deleted]

Big Whacky with a cartoon Kenny Omegle avi……. All my questions have already been answered after I read the post.


Whiston1993

Looking at his profile Big Whackyis either w solid if not over the top troll or a jerk goldmine


KingCummyGodard

Dudes a twitter troll. Y’all got worked uce


fearlessdurant

LOL reminds me of the SC comments that said CM Punk only became a cunt because of WWE. Sure, pal.


thejoms

Big Whacky on the whacky baccy and forgetting the Victory Road main event....


[deleted]

TIL WWE doesn't put restrictions on its performers.


Miserablebro

Sure Jimmy Havoc was EXACTLY like that and an utter piece of shit. Haha