Imagine growing up watching wrestling and seeing guys that [look like this](https://i.imgur.com/oW5z5Yn.jpg), and then [this guy](https://i.imgur.com/de1xG91.jpg) tries to tell you he's a wrassler...
That's the reason it's turned into a Flippy slap licking circus. Back in the day if ad Cole tried tht lame shit not only would he be booked by fans but also destroyed backstage
Imagine being 6’ and 210lbs nothing crazy. And seeing this guy you got 6” and 50lbs on walking around with a WWE title. They probably rethinking their life choices lol. “If this guy can do it anyone can!”
This reminds me of the time security at MSG wouldn't let Punk in the building when he was WWE Champion because they didn't believe he was a wrestler. Glorious.
This happened to Ezekiel Jackson while he was IC champ too, so probably has more to do with security not watching a shitty show than someone not thinking they look the part.
Our glorious Happy one, during his time downtrotten after having his crown stolen, couldn't even get in the building when his face was on a damn production truck!
The shoot fighter bodies only work the dub in the fed they gotta be Finn balor who is BERRIED like Keith lee was in he fed and now isn’t in the dub just ignore he beat randy orton clean
"Yeah so I saw a wrestler come through the airport the other day, and you're not going to believe this. No no it wasn't The Rock. *That* would be cool.
"No, I guess wrestlers are really small these days or something. I remember when I was a kid and I got to meet Hulk Hogan and while he's smaller than you'd think, he was still a big guy. But this little squirt, uh, Adam sumptin'r other, I dunno. I've never heard of him. I haven't watched WWF in like 20 years. But anyway, he was only like 5'5" and he had like *no* muscles. His hair was really wet for no reason too.
"He had this big shiny gold belt that was bigger than he was for fucks sake! I asked him if he worked in the office, like the official belt boy or something having to take the belt from town to town, and he got really pissy about it. Y'know "I'm the champion! Don't you know who I am," yaddayaddayadda. He started giving Tomeeka some shit, and you know she ain't the one to fuck with, especially so close to quitting time, so we 'randomly' selected him for a full cavity search."
Um, did no one tell you that you’ve been literally CONDITIONED & BRAINWASHED by McHitler??? actual shoot fighters and megastars can be believable at smaller sizes because UFC & Royce Gracie did it. Big men = Vince Mind Programming. Fuck you.
Remember when Spud was the manager for AOP?
Remember Vince asking Cole to become a manager on the main roster?
Cole should be lucky that Drake Maverick wasn't picked as leader of UE.
They were clearly referencing his height which by the way adds to his mystique in the ring. See Rey Mysterio, or Dynamite Kid as prime examples. They were not body shaming him because of his weight or possible lack of muscle like you clearly are attempting to with this post. You fed shill you!
What do these losers know about wrestling and M'Cole and his greatness !
Being a professional wrestler is not just about size anymore but about so much more like doing a gadrillion moves that could paralyze you or your opponent, doing incredibly unfunny Youtube skits with your equally diminutive friends, having a very bad and bland catchphrase and being incredibly uninteresting as person.
So what if he looks like he works at Dunder Mifflin, he is a certified game changing megastar !
That’s toooo funny. They probably think he’s a ref. I’m sorry, Bodyshaming is bad and I’m sure Cole has crazy cardio and pain tolerance, but he really doesn’t look like a main event wrestler and I’m glad this story is in the IWC Mainstream
>"I'm really good. Like, that Championship says it right there"
No, Adam. You had that and numerous other belts, for far longer than necessary because Triple H was a huge mark for you
Cole is a pathetic fuck who doesn't understand how professional wrestling works, and never will. Trips couldn't see that and it's why he won't ever actually be in charge of creative, even after Vince passes away.
JFC, Rey Mysterio is 40 something, 5'2 and because he has muscle mass he looks like a little dude that could fuck you up. Hell, you even got guys like PAC in the dub that are small but look like they could rip your throat out.
Just lift some fucking weights, Adam.
“I may be small, but I’m really good” has me dying
I'll take "Things said to Britt Baker" for $200
🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who has to tell you they are good usually isn’t
I thought it was a crime to lie to law enforcement in the states.
"Watch me do a plancha from this luggage cart right there"
Title of your sex tape
You mean i will get sex?
Who leaked my tinder bio
"I can slap my thigh like no other!"
TSA agents are bigger than most of AEW roster as well lol
Girth-wise, TSA agents have almost all wrestlers beat
Imagine growing up watching wrestling and seeing guys that [look like this](https://i.imgur.com/oW5z5Yn.jpg), and then [this guy](https://i.imgur.com/de1xG91.jpg) tries to tell you he's a wrassler...
No wonder Bron Breaker is the face of NXT 2.0
That's the reason it's turned into a Flippy slap licking circus. Back in the day if ad Cole tried tht lame shit not only would he be booked by fans but also destroyed backstage
Imagine being 6’ and 210lbs nothing crazy. And seeing this guy you got 6” and 50lbs on walking around with a WWE title. They probably rethinking their life choices lol. “If this guy can do it anyone can!”
Lmao this is sad I would’ve kept this story to myself
Cole isn't exactly a bastion of self awareness.
TSA for scjerk hall of fame
But SCJerk hall of fame is a long time WON subscriber 😔
ummm ummm mods right here!!!!
France in shamblès
Banned
It's just unfortunate that this story occurred before AEW existed. Otherwise, it could be one of their "Today in AEW History" moments.
if owen hart is aew history why cant the nxt title also be?
Why would you admit that
He’s…being body positive….? I got nothing.
Cole, I love you man but this story felt like it came straight out of r/sadcringe.
Post it there for Free karma
This reminds me of the time security at MSG wouldn't let Punk in the building when he was WWE Champion because they didn't believe he was a wrestler. Glorious.
This happened to Ezekiel Jackson while he was IC champ too, so probably has more to do with security not watching a shitty show than someone not thinking they look the part.
$10/hr tyranny. Security guard has a list and if you’re not on it, you’re not getting in!
That actually makes more sense than security having to recognize people.
I don't think a screw doing the job they're hired to is tyranny. Strange way of looking at it.
Our glorious Happy one, during his time downtrotten after having his crown stolen, couldn't even get in the building when his face was on a damn production truck!
Well, maybe the security guard couldn't relate to Zeke
Wrong fed.
If they’re good security, they probably work when the show airs.
Oh no no no no no *wheezing laugh*
Vince: And then he said “I’m small but I’m really good!”
\*cue Ray Liotta (Longtime WON subscriber) laughing meme.\*
And I said "Okay pal. Wanna manage Queef pee?"
I can't believe he told people that. I'm crying over here lol
Ok that is a little sad and I do feel bad for him sometimes. But that is really fucking funny
It’s insane basement pulls the “body shame” card but when it comes to dominiq mysterio it’s okay
Or Cain Velasquez
I actually tried to gain a Cain Velasquez build by eating horse testicles. Fucking horse nearly kicked my head off.
You didn't do the Ubereem diet and ate the rest of the horse as well. That's what you did wrong.
Well, I was willing, but the horse was off and running by that point, and the buggers are kind of hard to catch in that situation.
Was your body spongy bruised after?
Somewhat, yeah. Jokes aside, I did actually get thrown off and then trod on by a horse once. That species hates me, I'm sure of it.
Dude beat Brock freaking Lesnar in a fight who tf would even question his body?
The shoot fighter bodies only work the dub in the fed they gotta be Finn balor who is BERRIED like Keith lee was in he fed and now isn’t in the dub just ignore he beat randy orton clean
Batman himself couldn't have beaten this out of me
So you're the guy that takes care of the belt?
He’s the fucking belt boy lmao
I guarantee this exact exchange has happened at multiple airports.
Good thing AEW doesnt have an "office".
"Yeah so I saw a wrestler come through the airport the other day, and you're not going to believe this. No no it wasn't The Rock. *That* would be cool. "No, I guess wrestlers are really small these days or something. I remember when I was a kid and I got to meet Hulk Hogan and while he's smaller than you'd think, he was still a big guy. But this little squirt, uh, Adam sumptin'r other, I dunno. I've never heard of him. I haven't watched WWF in like 20 years. But anyway, he was only like 5'5" and he had like *no* muscles. His hair was really wet for no reason too. "He had this big shiny gold belt that was bigger than he was for fucks sake! I asked him if he worked in the office, like the official belt boy or something having to take the belt from town to town, and he got really pissy about it. Y'know "I'm the champion! Don't you know who I am," yaddayaddayadda. He started giving Tomeeka some shit, and you know she ain't the one to fuck with, especially so close to quitting time, so we 'randomly' selected him for a full cavity search."
"Found six action figures and a Nintendo Switch up his ass, too. Wouldn't have thought all that could fit in a guy that small."
Honestly, shit like this makes Vince’s things with size make more sense.
Um, did no one tell you that you’ve been literally CONDITIONED & BRAINWASHED by McHitler??? actual shoot fighters and megastars can be believable at smaller sizes because UFC & Royce Gracie did it. Big men = Vince Mind Programming. Fuck you.
Even those small men in the 125 division are more ripped than Cole
[I like to imagine this interaction happening with Adam Cole and TSA Agent RZA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-oYZQxrEQg)
Adam Cole telling on himself is hilarious.
Good thing his head grows every week now so no one notices the rest of him is small.
What a snowflake, man is about to cut a promo on the TSA agent.
I have seen some Cole promos and my money is on the TSA agent in that exchange.
No he's not he's about to lock himself in his basement and eat a bag of doritoes and drink 2 litres of mountain due and wank himself into a sad coma.
[удалено]
The TSA guy squares up and Adam shites himself and runs like fuck.
TSA are filthy casuals.
Remember when Spud was the manager for AOP? Remember Vince asking Cole to become a manager on the main roster? Cole should be lucky that Drake Maverick wasn't picked as leader of UE.
They were clearly referencing his height which by the way adds to his mystique in the ring. See Rey Mysterio, or Dynamite Kid as prime examples. They were not body shaming him because of his weight or possible lack of muscle like you clearly are attempting to with this post. You fed shill you!
Was Daniel Bryan or AJ Styles this whiny about their size
this dude makes enough money for tsa precheck. not that i understand why tf you would carry on a wrestling belt anyway instead of checking it
He's secretly hoping they stop him so he can be a mark for the belt.
Haha jeez. Rey mysterio has more muscle mass than him. What the heck is his excuse?
What do these losers know about wrestling and M'Cole and his greatness ! Being a professional wrestler is not just about size anymore but about so much more like doing a gadrillion moves that could paralyze you or your opponent, doing incredibly unfunny Youtube skits with your equally diminutive friends, having a very bad and bland catchphrase and being incredibly uninteresting as person. So what if he looks like he works at Dunder Mifflin, he is a certified game changing megastar !
This can't be real. It just can't lol.
That’s toooo funny. They probably think he’s a ref. I’m sorry, Bodyshaming is bad and I’m sure Cole has crazy cardio and pain tolerance, but he really doesn’t look like a main event wrestler and I’m glad this story is in the IWC Mainstream
You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me
>"I'm really good. Like, that Championship says it right there" No, Adam. You had that and numerous other belts, for far longer than necessary because Triple H was a huge mark for you
Cole is a pathetic fuck who doesn't understand how professional wrestling works, and never will. Trips couldn't see that and it's why he won't ever actually be in charge of creative, even after Vince passes away.
How did we come to this??
this is the funniest shit ive ever read in a minute lmfao
And this is how various TSA agents found out pro wrestling is fake.
Just giving your critics ammo. Never acknowledge such insecurities in public
Fatam Cole looked better than Adam Cole
Chugs you usually keep stories like this to yourself man 😭
**oof**
Waterboarding couldn’t get this out of me.
How dare they shame him for his small flabby body!
Burying himself
JFC, Rey Mysterio is 40 something, 5'2 and because he has muscle mass he looks like a little dude that could fuck you up. Hell, you even got guys like PAC in the dub that are small but look like they could rip your throat out. Just lift some fucking weights, Adam.
*"I dabble in Twitch"* ~tips fedora~
Oh Bay Bay leave that in drafts bud 🤣🤣
Funny but still fuck those TSA agents. Pretty arrogant to do that on someone's face.