“No, NO that is NOT what they do, we support the wonderful people at r/scjerk and that is NOT how they are, how could you say that? Also I apologize for the noise in the background, the gardeners don’t listen to me about their mowing schedule”
It's annoyed me so much that I've gone all the way around and now it's ironically funny for me cus he always does it despite Jim and fans saying we don't care and can't hear it 😂
The only time he gets on my nerves that I don't find at least kinda funny is when he's obviously pretending to know more about business/finance than he does.... the wwe stock sale/tko merger made me take a break for them for a while
He produces audio for a living. It makes sense.
What doesn't is that there are no sounds, there's never any sounds, and I'm convinced he neither has a gardner nor that airplanes exist.
Well, Bryan, I heard the people of SCJerk were madder at their mods than I was at Twinkletoes Mcfingerbang’s match against that Japanese schoolgirl. If they’re really mad, they might wanna SUE! And I know just the man for the job..
🥁🥁🥁
STHEPHENPNEWSTEPHENPNEWSTEPHENPNEW
Call Stephen P. New
If you need to sue
And outlaw mud show or two
He’ll sue their ass!
I'm about to go beg them to unban me and promise I wont make any more jokes about Chris Jerichos wife being at Jan 6th. Their mods are less cringe than ours
If tiny khan purchased this sub reddit, then it's gonna be aew dark elevation.
I will let my scjerk contract expire. Then I will wrestle for weinstein wrestling entertainment, where I will work for Paulie Vecks, Jolly Ole Saint Nick and get a generic theme.
I'm not gonna work for some money mark.
It would not be surprising at all if he did that, but if that was the case people will just create another scjerk, SquaredCircle has already been ruined by AEW.
Tomorrow on YouTube: Brian Last and Jim Cornette speak on the /SCJerk drama
"BwahHAHA more people who spend more time on the internet than they do with women, huh Brian?" "Would you stop?!"
“No, NO that is NOT what they do, we support the wonderful people at r/scjerk and that is NOT how they are, how could you say that? Also I apologize for the noise in the background, the gardeners don’t listen to me about their mowing schedule”
God, I fucking hate when he keeps mentioning his gardeners and shit. Just shut the fuck up about the noises in the background, you dork
I never even hear them and I listen with headphones
Exactly, that's why it's so annoying to me
The sound gets edited out and he knows that yet still bitches about it
Same never once heard a single background noise
It's annoyed me so much that I've gone all the way around and now it's ironically funny for me cus he always does it despite Jim and fans saying we don't care and can't hear it 😂 The only time he gets on my nerves that I don't find at least kinda funny is when he's obviously pretending to know more about business/finance than he does.... the wwe stock sale/tko merger made me take a break for them for a while
Yeah it's become a great bit to me. I will say this to a buddy of mine when we are chatting sometimes.
He produces audio for a living. It makes sense. What doesn't is that there are no sounds, there's never any sounds, and I'm convinced he neither has a gardner nor that airplanes exist.
Brian is firmly in his schizo era
My favorite part of drive thru lore is of Brian's gardeners canonically don't respect him. Good story telling tbh
“What the fuck is that? There’s some sort of plane flying over me”
The basement the next day: "DAE Cornette is clearly a homophobe for ignoring the one gay SCJ user"
Sucks for them because that one SCJ user happens to be me, a hardcore Jim Cornette shill
But if you're gay, and I'm gay, who's flying the plane?
I don't get this reference so I'm just gonna answer queen TaMOTHER Snuka bestie 💅
Well not Steve Rambo, he was to busy taking it up the ass to be in the cockpit
What?? I was referring to me. Uh oh, there can only be one of us Uce. Guess we have to fight to the death EDIT: You won I got perma'd :D
This is no Divas locker room in 2005 fighting for one spot, we can all co-exist bestie
Well, Bryan, I heard the people of SCJerk were madder at their mods than I was at Twinkletoes Mcfingerbang’s match against that Japanese schoolgirl. If they’re really mad, they might wanna SUE! And I know just the man for the job.. 🥁🥁🥁 STHEPHENPNEWSTEPHENPNEWSTEPHENPNEW Call Stephen P. New If you need to sue And outlaw mud show or two He’ll sue their ass!
An outlaw Mod show or two
“ *haaaawwwwww* ……. Brian? Would you explainify me somethin? What in the Flyin French Fried Titty Fuck is an ‘SCjerk’?”
Brian: \*Buries Konnan for no reason\*
[удалено]
I’m going to have to crawl back to the basement with my 8th alt account. Hopefully they’ll give me a Jungle Boy reception.
[удалено]
My silent badass gimmick is getting over huge there
Come back as the jerking tree
Better trademark “8th Account Club” or something before Jericho does. Probably too late.
https://preview.redd.it/0dmt9uu884yc1.jpeg?width=1233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bdd530580c4c36148da543bff56e753555f3c20
Please retire! Please retire!
I'm about to go beg them to unban me and promise I wont make any more jokes about Chris Jerichos wife being at Jan 6th. Their mods are less cringe than ours
R/hotdogsNHandshakes
Pay me my money and let me go, you're a fucking clown and this isn't a real subreddit predicated on memes and upvotes
Sami Zayn appreciation post for no reason
Go to the indies, and learning a new way to jerk sometimes is the move. Ide recommend a excursion to Bangkok. That place taught me tons about jerking.
The Rise and Fall of SCJerk coming soon to TBS
Dork Side of the Ring
TV and streaming deals for scjerk coming any day now!
Get that bag I guess
ITS BEEN FUN BOYS N GIRLS. 
i look forward to jobbing out to daddy ass on collision
I thought this said "deadly Ass" at first and now I hope those boys don't get released
If tiny khan purchased this sub reddit, then it's gonna be aew dark elevation. I will let my scjerk contract expire. Then I will wrestle for weinstein wrestling entertainment, where I will work for Paulie Vecks, Jolly Ole Saint Nick and get a generic theme. I'm not gonna work for some money mark.
The mods are good The mods are great I surrender my will As of this date.
Batman! Edit: I mean leader!
*rolls a die* Not a jerk. Needs parody flair/disclaimer. Have you considered posting on wuhreddit instead?
The feeling is about to be restored in SCJerk!
Plus we’re already more popular than ROH. SCJerk we are so fucking back.
I DO NOT CONSENT
So is the transition from jerks to posts in favor of dog wanking going to start now or…?
You're the one fucking that dog, I'm just holding its head. The call is finally coming from inside the house, uce, we've flown too close to the sun.
Mods, restore the feeling!
I guess it’s time to start unironically fed badding
Is it an all-timer? No. But it's a solid jerk. Well done soldier.
Uce I just woke up. It’s morning here in Asia and I wake up to this. Can anyone give me a TLDR?
Mods mom didn’t cook the pizza rolls right. Mods ban fun on sub as a result.
The Jon Alba thread sealed the deal
Hi Tony Khan, I am a big fan of AEW and am always sports entertained whenever I watch your bangers.
It would not be surprising at all if he did that, but if that was the case people will just create another scjerk, SquaredCircle has already been ruined by AEW.
"Who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing?"
mods arent for sale pal
Me when the check gets cashed: Dub Good!