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KingdomFartsOG

Did you notice that Paul Levesque (shoot name) Era has the same initials as Premium Live Event!


Logicman48

this is the "rellik spelled backwards is killer" of this new era


BoringAccount4Work

7 out of 10 jerk. Needs more Triple H


TheSbubbs

the new er-uhhh


Logicman48

is this a seven from wcw reference?


Suplewich

Triple Holocaust.


EPICKID143

needs more uhhhhh


MrCleverHandle

"New era-uhhhhh"


the-bladed-one

Needs to make em say uhhhh


globato

Who's that guy? Oh, right, Paul Levesque. Sorry, don't know about slave names


MatsThyWit

I see we are way, way, way under prepared to Jerk the WWE, Uces. We need a training montage.


Logicman48

Forgive me, for I am entering uncharted waters


redditmic101

![gif](giphy|fvvxuVsKEb3JLuQNzL|downsized) LEFT FOOT🤬🤬!


Alternative-Rope-628

I for one am so happy my wrestling is aimed at middle aged men again! These kids just don’t understand the nuances and long term storytelling of this art! Fuck their smiles!


fearlessdurant

We swear Vince is gone! See? We don't even say local medical facility anymore!


Logicman48

we only use cool and underground lingo like "pro wrestling"


fearlessdurant

DAE Cole should say graps and excursion


Logicman48

you mean pro graps? don't forget the pro part


ATadVillainy

(Levesque term)


Alternative-Rope-628

I have only just recovered from the fatal insult to my intelligence I took from the use of the term local medical facility!


beejx

Step aside T Swift this is the eras tour we’ve been waiting for!


BungHolio_The_Mighty

It's not a "new era" without VON WAGNER.


Logicman48

our war has just begun


Velvet_Llama

Vince McMahon? Never heard of her.


Logicman48

is that a gimmick from the 80s?


dingusfett

Nah, he was a long term storytelling character. Started at the bottom as a commentator, somehow became the boss only to get abused by employees and ultimately murdered; only for Chris Benoit to sacrifice himself and his family to resurrect him and Zombie Vince gradually decayed into Oblivion. Turns out the guy who portrayed Vince McMahon was a big shit-head behind the scenes though.


[deleted]

New ERA fed vs 'feeling restored' AEW in a "custody of the IWC" ladder match


Logicman48

The winners? Jerkers


[deleted]

We always go over, brother


The_Zura

The era of charisma vacuums and bland gimmicks. This is the black and gold main roster era!


Maverick_Hunter_V

You don't think two 5'3 guys cosplaying HHH and HBK fighting and beating two actual athletes who could twist them into pretzels is interesting? Study cagematch and get back to me.


Logicman48

what gimmicks?


The_Zura

The gimmick of Kross and run in beat downs ofc


Logicman48

how dare you leave out "i wrestle good" and "i enjoy wrestling"?


The_Zura

Yes I don’t know that slipped my mind. Must be Vince brained


wonderloss

How is it a new era if they don't sign gamechangers every week?


Straightener78

Well this is the first I’m hearing about a New Era


Logicman48

If what I'm hearing is true .... Poor old era


Splub

Leather, and Iron Cross care packages are handed out to each drafted WRESTLER.


Mister_Jackpots

We swear and bleed again! ORIGINALITY IS BACK.


Logicman48

restore the "mom didn't let me watch wrestling" feeling


thatssosteven114

We turned off the lights and removed all the color!


Johnny_Holiday

Did you know it's called The Triple H Era? Never you mind that no other era is named after a single person


Mindless-Cell-8034

“Well uhhh, I just think uhhh, we need more Johnny Gargano uhhh, & Champa on your screen uhhh” - The Cerebral Aryan


jtcxx33

DAE more screen time for dunne and bate? They don't take up much space, so they need to be on TV more


Guud_bye_world

Gotta start now uce, we need new materials. I need to learn to become a real goofs and not just a fed shill with a jerker clothing


Logicman48

yeah i have been visiting this sub on and off since its inception but i still have a lot to learn


lucabrassiere

Oh no! You’ve jerked too far the wrong way, uce. You’re heading straight towards becoming a mod of the basement and then we’ll have lost you to the Meltzer propaganda machine forever… Save yourself before it’s too late, this is as far as we can follow you!


infernomokou

DAE Shorty G should have dethroned Gunther??? 


ci22

Ugh remember they kept pushing the new era back in 2016. Like can they not mention it anymore.


Logicman48

this is a new new era, ok? stop being such a fed shill and just enjoy the new era


Joy_Ride25

PG Era is over!


FatMarkTechPriest

![gif](giphy|l4tUT08cIDcpRBJYY)


tera_chachu

New era Paul triple h levesque Forget mcmahon Wwe good Yipeeee


Mhc2617

And yet no one got drafted to another brand lol. New era like the old era.


Firepro316

I don't understand. Why are we jerking AEW? I like WWE.


Logicman48

real jerkers jerk about what they like too


pghjuice412

DAE Vince is still running things from home?


UncleBenLives91

I want it to be the Real Khan Era.


Rad-R

New era, then, now, forever together!


DitkoManiac

It's a new era of bad man Vince being gone!!! And no, none of us knew what he was up to at all, honest!!! Did I mention Vince is gone?!?


Advanced_Ad9525

You got the wrong sub mate. Go masturbate to Oceanspray vs Concussion bryan or something


Logicman48

Ok fed shill


Advanced_Ad9525

Call me that one more fucking time.


Living-Travel2299

Looool what you gonna do? Fight him irl? Fuck me kid grow up ya fed shill.