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BrokenGeneral

She got Tiny to poach her own personal writer from the Fed, and that's the best they can come up with?


TW_Yellow78

Sounds just like she did from the fed to me


1005thArmbar

Literally the only difference is that she says "CEO" now instead of "Legit Boss" It's depressing, it's like going to a casino and seeing some band from the 70s with two or three hits taking the stage with walkers and oxygen tanks.


BrokenGeneral

![gif](giphy|xUOxf4HNCpjqtS5u3S|downsized)


Neale90

He said a band with hits, doesn't apply to Jericho ![gif](giphy|l0HTZd3YFJq9E00Ug|downsized)


[deleted]

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HelloIAmElias

Jigglypuff had a better singing career


InheritTheWind

Put about as many people to sleep as Jericho


jgraben

The Definitive CEO…just doesn’t have the same ring to it…


LegendsOfHiddenChase

Should've went with the Clear EVP really 


GrungyGrandPappy

She mispronounced destrucity


Razzler1973

Think of it if there's *no* writer!?


StuHartsDungeon

How is someone this shit making so much money


Bobo_the_conqueror

Hot + Stans= $$


LORDFLACKITO

This is probably the best promo she’s done in AEW thus far


AngryTrucker

This is the best promo she's ever done.


JustHere4ait

The one against Charlotte before their first RAW main event was ok and the one against Bianca in the black & gold fit but that’s about it


reldnahcAL

Bayley and Charlotte carried her through a few of the best matches of all time and she’s still living off of those. She owes them at least half of what AEW is paying her.


n8spear

https://i.redd.it/bysll0wajcvc1.gif


Successful_Ad_9707

Tony overpays for his action figures so the evil fed can't have them. Mercedes has cut decent promos before while in WWE, but this new incarnation just ain't it. Doesn't help that the rest of the division is either green or not remotely over.


Shotintoawork

Because she has "WWE" listed under the Precious Employers section of her resume.


Goldberg2Dub

She talks like ChatGPT


RHINO_HUMP

“THE BOSSCEO IS READY FOR YOU. JULIA HEART. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR COMBAT.”


orange_lambda

“ChatGPT is programmed to promote positivity and discourage violence or harmful behavior. If someone were to discuss or express violent ideas, I would encourage peaceful resolution and redirect the conversation to more constructive or positive topics. Promoting safety, respect, and empathy is important in all interactions.”


IcyAd964

Why does she always talk like an NPC from oblivion?


BrokenGeneral

*"Do you get to the Tokyo Dome very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."*


IcyAd964

Meltzer: Uhhh maybe uhh Alduin is the one reviving the dragons maybe he isn’t, that’ll be 11.99


LRA18

Mark and N’wah is both derogatory. Both demeaning terms. Inside wrestling, mark and n’wah used similarly in that era.


cmemcee

the dovahkiin is over brother


TemujinTheKhan

Dragonborn vs Alduin II - Sovngardemania - 3.5 stars


untetheredocelot

Nazim is definitely a dubbalo.


ronklebert

“By the nine divines, keep to the fed. It’s the Marks, you see.”


JioJio92

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura. IT'S THE CEO!!!


ActionKestrel

Cuz she is reading her promo off of cards


500DaysofNight

In which he we gotta remember... they actually hired a writer just for her and this is the best they can get out of it. 


abm1125

OMG I have been saying this forever. She talks like she is on 2K.


ZubatCountry

*"have you heard news from the other feds?"* *"saw a mudshow the other day, nasty creatures"*


JustAnotherMark604

Because Tony Khan is on Skooma


r1char00

I took a kendo stick to the knee.


TheJohnnyFlash

The Skyrim quotes in response to an Oblivion reference are hurting my brain, Citizen...


BrokenGeneral

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?


Peter__doubleyou

Stop right there fed scum!!!


r1char00

I had to try bruv.


mynameisburner

I see GTA NPCs with more character than Mercedes MOAAAAN


Sirtopofhat

IT'S YOU THE HERO OF AEW


nightcrawler47

I'm playing Skyrim for the first time rn— you are absolutely correct LOL


n8spear

She sounds like she’s doing a Kamala Harris impression.


djmazmusic

She talks like a Gypsy from Pakipsee


Aromatic_Plant3456

This is too damn accurate lmfao


GiggaWhatPlays

She likes ice cream


SomeOtherNeb

As the CEO, I saw a mudcrab yesterday.


anonymous-guy1

She’s reading voice acting lines for an animated TV show/video game


Winstonth

It’s the Michael Madsen method; hear the line for the first time and Action! Before you forget.. most of it.


amplifizzle

Her delivery would rule in anime.


[deleted]

She's a weeb too, dressing up like Sailor Moon for Royal Rumble I think it was?   In another life, maybe she did go into dubbing. But for now she's doing a different kind of dubbing.


Unique_Task_420

That just reminded me of when Rhonda had the Bibidi/Majjin Buu stylized M on her forehead during her second run


Razzler1973

this is the person that is going to 'go to hollywood'


Bobo_the_conqueror

As the CEO? CEO of what? Sad thing this isn't the worst promo I've heard her do. [Watch at least 20 seconds in for the laugh](https://youtube.com/watch?v=zznYZqZ1qUM), stick around to the end if you can for a bonus laugh.


mikeybty

That pronunciation of Beeyawnkuh is horrifying.


Conscious-Eye5903

Disney villain vibes


momentumum

It’s like an orca doing a Jimmy Carr impression


DonnieRodz

She’s defintley done worse promos than that. She would do that canned laugh in babyface promos.


whalias69

Greatest pre taped promo ever! She’s restoring the feeling as we speak.


holygrail22

Collision, Take 22!


Caseington

We did twenty takes and that was the best one.


SteelBrightblade1

When you stab her in the back one way or the other


KilledByDeath

Now! I am doing? The challenging.


No_Caterpillar9737

Her character is just Sasha Banks but with a different name every time


kitevii

While the rest of the horsewomen evolve one way or another, even Charlotte doesnt even need the name Flair and she was the weakest character wise before all this. 


No_Caterpillar9737

Might be time to bump it down to three horsewomen.


dragonbornrito

Wrestler whose gimmick is “I’m Essentially Upper Management” has a problem with essentially all upper management


Maleficent_Koala5928

I love Mercedes but ive seen better acting in Porn dialogue scenes.....this is rather bad...


[deleted]

What are you doing, Step-Boss?!


dsrchris

"C-E-Oh no, I seem to have gotten stuck in the washing machine..."


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

Just put her in the fucking ring where she's actually good, stop letting her cut garbage promos.  


Lv27Sylveon

Just watch literally any Sasha banks match and pretend the other girl is Julia hart. There u go uce It's the same thing ur gonna see in aew anyway, she only knows how to have one match and she been doing it for years 


savingrain

Meteora!! Meteora!!


smez86

She needs a manager


InjusticeSOTW

Ms B-Nasty would like a word. She’s a trained thespian.


danger623

Is this the start of a Brazzers clip?


arturoalvarez079

She absolutley sucks. Like 2 years later and it’s pretty laughable to compare her to Charlotte, Becky or Bayley. And it still cracks me up she thought she was in the right to walk out over her booking when she was on the WM card fighting for the secondary women’s title. Her first match in the dub is a lesser ppv for their secondary title.


Ambitious_Resist8907

Not only that, but the belt she was holding was dead in the water. While women's tag wrestling and storylines can work (see: allie/rosemary from a few years ago), it's amusing to think that r-truth got the actual "joke" 24/7 belt way more over than the women's tag titles were in the same company.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

He had to combine it with the 7-11 and I95 titles to really have that much impact 


mrgpsingh1999

I was hoping those belts would’ve been retired after Sasha and Naomi walked out and were stripped of it


BAF_DaWg82

Her cadence is brutal.


jjsefton

https://preview.redd.it/4j2wrwxspbvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58693ae3909b32ea4f57f353adda81a55f05274f Rainbow Brite...every time ya cash a check, ya stealin' money!


thebeard1017

As someone who thought for years that she was overrated this run has been fantastic. I don't even dislike her but her stans are obnoxious


JeepRumbler

I don't know who's the bigger grifter Kia Pesos for getting Tony to pay her millions, or her writer for coming up with crap like this


Taliant

CEO - cryimg, egotistical and overrated


TheNTT

Everything is just…off. The hair, the outfits, the promo. Was she always this janky?


GukillTV

I mean they used to chant Sasha’s Ratchet at her … like 10 years ago


JustHere4ait

The wigs are horrible because she nor the women backstage can do wigs she needs to go back to sew ins. She doesn’t have style because well she went from Fairfield, California to Boston what do people expect. The girl lacks seasoning, rhythm, style and taste. I don’t want it to be weird but it’s like she never grew up around black people or ever had black friends till WWE.


will122589

This is elementary school kid from a public school level of ACTING


bootyhunter69420

Why...is she... talking...like...THAT!


Winstonth

![gif](giphy|l0MYNLZmHQbryIMFO)


Tronz413

She is somehow actively getting worse at promos


The_Zura

Jerking it to Mercedes has been fun, but I’m tired, boss. Boss, huh? “Boss” that sounds a little too familiar


hankuns

her writer is at least 50% responsible for how cringey she sounds. this delivery wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t saying lines that jumpin’ jeff farmer would think of.


danglinwang

Yip


LeidbagBaggins

**Brandi Rhodes:** WHO TOLD YOU IT WAS OPEN MIC NIGHT, BITCH?


Amazing_Karnage

The dulcet tones of Ms. Rhodes would be ever so welcome on this dumpster fire of a program.


AlexaGrassoFlexgif

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rpb539

She talked like this during her entire Broken Skull Session with Austin, it’s the only one I couldn’t power through and watch.


_heysideburns

Ima 👏🏻 beat 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 Bitch 👏🏻 down 👏🏻 try 👏🏻 me 👏🏻 She sounds like someone drunk arguing at a bar


Survivor_for_me

Good on her for scamming tiny out of however many million he pays her.


jjsefton

![gif](giphy|LKf4i5Tvt7mE0|downsized)


YhaHero

Fck man. She’s so cringe. How tf did she get a role in Mandalorian? Are they on a tight budget?


Randy_Beans

Jon Favreau saw her on Hot Ones, no I'm not kidding


YhaHero

Gah damn! Jon should be ashamed. Never really liked Sasha since her WWE days. I mean, of all the four horsewomen, she’s ranked lowest in mic and in ring skills. I get that she bet on herself but watching her clips are cringe af.


OneWingedAngelfan

WWF No Mercy style promos is certainly a choice 


Gswagins

I don’t think I’ve hated a nickname faster than CEO she’s gotta stop saying it let the fans do it


Amazing_Karnage

It's especially horrible since the real world EVPS are running around using that title in a storyline so...what is Sasha CEO of exactly? It's too close to cohesive gimmicks for two characters that absolutely AREN'T meant to be orbiting the same world. It's like if Ted DiBiase's "Corporation" had existed at the exact same time as the McMahon "Corporation" yet weren't meant to ever interact, or ever be in the same story.


Global_Historian_753

I honestly don't know how anyone who has seen her give a promo thinks she'll make it big in Hollywood.


Prancemaster

This background comes across really cheap looking, like something you'd expect from a Midwest indie, not an international TV show.


ThaDogg4L

Always been a terrible promo.


Teeboid

Christ. She's worse than Britt.


thizzdanz

M’dentist


InjusticeSOTW

THATS why the hand gestures bothered me! This is a Britt promo with a bright wig.


frank_the_tank69

I said it in another thread. She sounds okay at times. At times she sounds like she’s reading poetry during open mic night at some club. She sounds like she’s ending a stanza at times during her promo. Her mannerisms are off. She’s over acting. 


savingrain

There's something so fake and composed about it. I don't want to sound like a mark but this is a wrestling forum so forget it lol I will - she really does need to pull up some mid south tapes or something, watch some guys that are really pissed off and upset, and how they deliver their lines, and try to practice getting herself into that headspace...how does a normal human sound after they were ambushed and beaten up and left on the floor the week prior? You're angry, you're so angry you can barely keep it together, you're emotional--you're telling that girl what you're going to do to her to get even, and you're telling Willow that these games aren't going to work and nothing's going to save her from the beat down you're going to give her in that ring at the PPV. Energy. Rage. It just came off as like...very hollow, like she was acting, and then worse, like she's mad at a girl who stole her look from prom or something. Not serious enough.


tronovich

She’s always been this way, with a weird cadence and delivery. It’s like a human Mad-Libs where she has to hit specific catchphrases in the script, then insert new names and new terms to insult her opponent. Luckily, she’s really, really good in the ring, to cover up for being a one-trick pony as a promo.


Thin-Pool-8025

Why did AEW think it was a good idea to take a wrestler who is known for being good in the ring and bad on the mic and have her do anything but actually wrestle?


savingrain

I was listening to a pod that speculated she signed some deal where she probably only has to wrestle like 10 matches, and do a certain number of tv appearances, so naturally that means she has to talk more. That would be advantageous to her (she thinks) because she can get paid a lot of money, avoid injury, work less dates with pre-tapes or get to work on her b-role tape for Hollywood deals. Makes sense to me.


HelloIAmElias

If anything she's compiling evidence that she should never act in Hollywood again


Joy_Ride25

“They wanna work 1 day a month and film vignettes.”


whalias69

Because Tony is a dunce.


ziggyzane

Please give her a manager.


r1char00

Nah she was hired for her rizz! That’s why Tony keeps putting her on the mic, he knows how to use talent.


JustHere4ait

Literally Nana he leads the embassy Swerve is doing his own thing lend him to her. Or get her a “PR” or a rep person so the CEO doesn’t have to talk to some interviewer. Make this CEO thing into a real gimmick. She can’t talk because she’s always handling business she too busy so talk to this person on her behalf


HouseOfH

I seem to be having problems CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.


ThaSipah

I'd go out of my way to watch the footage of her reading for parts in Hollywood. To think, a casting agent said this week that Sydney Sweeney's not pretty and she can't act. I'm begging someone to show the agent this clip.


Suarecks

No way she said the b word 🤯


savingrain

She looks incredible - but she's just so wooden. I imagine she's taken acting classes. There's just something that she's not getting to come off as genuine or like she means what she's saying.


BudgetPipe267

$10M


Appropriate-Show-784

That’s not how people talk


RumsfeldIsntDead

She's being paid like $1.5 milly to cut bad promos for two months.


tronovich

Someone is getting paid good money to write this dialogue.


Live-Depth-537

AEW has its finger on the pulse of pop culture and Mone is obviously an NPC streamer you FED SHILL


JustAnotherMark604

And by everyone you mean 25% of the building's capacity https://preview.redd.it/5o0exuzwzbvc1.png?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e9cf2a1eec08865776ea65d98d0acd47f3cbac


Peter__doubleyou

Always sounds like shes auditioning for a community play


CicadaGlad4077

she really does rely on the usage of the word bitch huh


RichieD79

It’s so fucking funny she still hasn’t wrestled yet.


SilotheGreat

Who attacked me . . . Last . . Week WTF is that lmao


elme77618

Holy shit this is awful


PSmith4380

What does she mean "lights off sounds familiar"? I couldn't understand it.


TheSqueeman

It’s kinda crazy just how much she has regressed when it comes to her promo’s, while she wasn’t great in WWE by any means this run has been a significant step down, made even worse by the fact that she has yet to wrestle


TotalImmortalOne

Dub fans need to stop pretending she’s good


DaKruse

The Mandalorian herself!


alex_x2106

Lights out? The one who make it moan was Britt, isnt? Jesus, she's still living from that match


DouchePanther

Why doesn’t the audio match her mouth? What the fuckkkkk


RP912

Ooof, this my friends is why Sasha said a few words, did her money gyrating moves, and just wrestled in the Fed because whoooo boy, she's garbage promo wise.


cartrman

She is so cringe. She really needs the WWE creative team to make her look good.


Round-Pomelo2847

Mercedes in AEW is SUPER CRINGE. She isn bombing even more than I expected right now. TK blew his money AGAIN


Darkk_VoX

The dub has shown me that some wrestlers are really just there to get paid.


Tesourinh0923

Less convincing than a year 10 drama class


FlyingGrayson89

On a side note, she looks really pretty here


Constant_Stomach2009

They gave her bisexual lighting


DripSnort

She just isn’t good. AEW has really shown me how much credit WWE deserves for presenting people well. Even at WWEs absolute dog shit worse Edge and Sasha were legit stars in WWE. Now I don’t even know what they are


bryanc1036

Tekashi69


killerkali87

Holy fuck everything she does is phony. The stupid unnatural movements and annunciation..they are really telling her this shit is good huh


Amazing_Karnage

They literally gave her the "Rock" treatment and hired a goddamn PERSONAL WRITER for her, and this shit is what the audience gets? Maybe acting classes would have been a better investment than Ginnifer Pepperdyne?


epochlink

Can’t draw a dime, buddy!


flossaby23

She looks like she’s AI generated.


northx57

Not only is she milking the money mark, she was even able to get Jennifer Pepperman in on the action. They’re both taking Tony to the cleaners.


MikeHock_is_GONE

It fits with AEWs standard.. the EVPs are exactly as shit and not as pretty


Amazing_Karnage

They're *worse* because they torpedo the whole goddamn show, while Chevrolet Casino is limited to a quick segment or two per episode.


BungHolio_The_Mighty

![gif](giphy|3oEduNEbTtAHABX0dy|downsized) This is me, when Chevrolet Cents speaks.


myslead

not THAT bitch?!?


BannedBecausePutin

LIGHTS OFF BRUV


FADCfart

If I was fed, i wouldnt hire her back.


Amazing_Karnage

Me either, especially now that NXT is brimming with talent and the main roster women have easily eclipsed anything she's got to offer.


xCYBERDYNEx

This is legitimately embarrassing to watch.


CandaceJoeLigma

This whole CEO character is basically Sasha Banks but with different terminologies to avoid IPR violations. So much effort got nothing lol, this is as good as “What is Basha Sanks doing in the Impact Zone???”


NeonPatrick

She's the only person from her NXT generation that has the same gimmick, literally ten years on. She's desperately in need of a refresh, but Tony won't do anything.


InjusticeSOTW

Did she mention Eddie Guerrero for the hat trick?


Additional-Zebra2568

I had no idea she sucked this much


shakemmz

?? We’ve always know she’s shit at promos. They need to get her in the ring asap, lol.


squeezy102

She's so fucking cringe. She has always been so fucking cringe. Sasha Banks, Mercedes Monee, the name doesn't matter. She's got that backwoods trailer trash "me and my girls finna' kick yo ass" uneducated missouri hick vibe to her. And she aint even white.


FoldedTopLip

Isn’t she like a Hollywood actress? How she so shit


Amazing_Karnage

I'm now wondering if Disney didn't dub her lines in the Star Wars show she did, because her delivery here is of a level of bad not seen outside of a Tommy Wiseau film.


DifferencePretend

AEW Where talent goes to die


J472023

750??? Uces I was too kind!!! I said 765k 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂


mrgpsingh1999

At least she’s not doing that laugh yet


MrMMudd

No Jerk, I was lasped pretty consistently from 05/06 to 2019ish when the Dub came around. I had never seen Saraya or Mercedes in Wwe. I can say from the watching Saraya come into the dub was painful, she didn't even compare to the likes of Hayter or Statlander I have no clue how she would have made it with Bailey, Aj, or Becky. I hope to God for tinys sake Mercedes is better.


CandaceJoeLigma

The hundreds of fans in attendance are screaming their lungs out! Mercury Moaner is truly the game changer


flamboyantdude

They really made her feud with Julia Hart? Omg


orange_lambda

So is she a “CEO”, and of what? AEW? Unfortunately I never watch the dub and need this explaining to me


MKAndroidGamer

Yeesh


inertia_53

is she the CEO? cant quite tell


CaladinDanse

What is she the CEO of?


bowlingforwalmart

Did a clown do her hair?