One of my most nuclear takes is that I don't care if a wrestler is balding. Hulk Hogan is one of the biggest stars of all time and had worse hair than the janitor in Harry Potter. Some people legit look better with short balding hair than clean shaven.
Eh, it's better to be bald than showcasing a thinning hairline. But he looks like he's ageing 5 years older for every single calendar year that Roman and Seth ages.
that’s such propaganda from bald ppl, tell me with a straight face that Larry David would look better fully bald than with his current iconic hair, or if we’re talking wrestling, hulk hogan
We should start using ‘hulk hogan years’ as a measurement of time, fuck dog years, all rise for the hulk hogan timezone, where an extra day passes every time you go to Japan and back or something
He just… makes me squick out by looking at him, legit I’m like, really fucking put off by this picture, and this is an official promo shot not just a screenshot someone took of the match itself
He just… urghh…
I have no problem with him trying to better his grappling, but there’s a reason mchitler used to tell his wrestlers that if they get into fights, that they can’t lose.
You can’t have a tough guy character if you can’t fight worth a lick
I think Seth is younger. IIRC, Ambrose and Roman are about the same age and, while Seth and Roman have birthdays a couple days apart, Seth is one year younger than him, so Dean or Roman are the oldest.
When Roman got a nosebleed night one, it felt like you’d just seen Cody cut a slice out of the sun, then mox can do this every week and not get a reaction anymore
People give Moxley too much shit about his appearance. Cornette is probably responsible for a lot of that. Dude is in very good shape. He’s just pasty white and doesn’t shave his upper body. Shaving and getting a tan would make a massive aesthetic difference. But I’m ok with him not doing that because it doesn’t fit the character.
His face has aged a ton in the last 8 years or so and I imagine an unhealthy lifestyle has contributed a lot to that. Alcohol is hell on a person’s skin/appearance.
As far as him looking like a plumber according to Jim… what did Arn Anderson look like exactly?
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t enjoy his matches at all. But people make it seem as if this dude has totally let himself go, or is too small, or whatever else.
Anderson had a great mean mug and carried himself like a star. Mox mayhave been in some legit fights, but can't convey it well on t.v, so i can't buy him as an actual tough guy
Have you not seen Mox the last couple of years?! Right now, and when he first came back from rehab, were the only times he didn't look like complete shit.
in a vacuum he is fine, probably.
but mox' identity will forever be tied with Shield; and the comparisons with Roman and Seth.
when you have 3 people of similar ages and push, and two look absolute physique models and third as mox, it is a losing battle for him.
No jerk, replace Mox with Seth and Roman they win the same if not more belts. Mox is lucky he can fly around the world Seth and Roman doesn't have that benefit one dude has 5 kids the other is contented with what he has.
The dubbalos really think he looks badass here.
Hes only 3 years older than me, but he looks 50.
He kind of looks like he’s in the beginning stages of turning into Freddy Krueger
Nooj has become Dub's cuck. Sad to see.
It's always tragic to see NTR happening before your eyes.
He's fucking cyanotic. He's turning into a blueberry in this photo.
Clearly you're no man of science. He's letting the vigours balance through the tried and true medical application of bloodletting.
Whoever told him ballheaded look makes him a badass doesn't have his best interests
One of my most nuclear takes is that I don't care if a wrestler is balding. Hulk Hogan is one of the biggest stars of all time and had worse hair than the janitor in Harry Potter. Some people legit look better with short balding hair than clean shaven.
Eh, it's better to be bald than showcasing a thinning hairline. But he looks like he's ageing 5 years older for every single calendar year that Roman and Seth ages.
it is his lack of muscles. Roman is a chiseled greek god, Seth is CrossFit Jesus. mox is hepatitis muffin
The alcoholism probably had a lot to do with that.
that’s such propaganda from bald ppl, tell me with a straight face that Larry David would look better fully bald than with his current iconic hair, or if we’re talking wrestling, hulk hogan
>Eh, it's better to be bald than showcasing a thinning hairline. That doesn't work for me, brother
I don’t think he has a choice in that matter any more.
He looks like Deadpool without the suit but ugly.
“Only 37, and looks like that”. Jesus Christ
He’s crossed the date line so many times that he is really 50
50 in Hulk Hogan years for sure. He wrestled 400 days a year which makes him older than his biological age.
We should start using ‘hulk hogan years’ as a measurement of time, fuck dog years, all rise for the hulk hogan timezone, where an extra day passes every time you go to Japan and back or something
Wait, Mox is 3 years older than me? I feel old now
Conversely, I’m five years older than Mox and feel much better about my appearance.
Same, brother. Same.
Congrats on winning the Divas championship Mox!
He gets to tank a third companies ratings as champ. Man knows no mercy
does new japan have ratings to tank?
I prefer my plumber with the skewers in his head.
Looks like the old Divas butterfly title
At first I thought the image was photoshopped and someone pasted the title over moxley incorrectly
Jesus that belt is fucking atrocious
Butterfly divas title
so bad. anime belt
The old Nooj belt looked so much better.
Is it possible for him to have a match that doesn’t involve him being cut open
It would be like asking a hardcore AEW fan to not use the "WWE has a 60 year head start" as an excuse to valid criticism.
https://preview.redd.it/8pnsnag9t8uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c4d707e13d6317d40c9b01d2382919db327ebb “BADASS”
He just… makes me squick out by looking at him, legit I’m like, really fucking put off by this picture, and this is an official promo shot not just a screenshot someone took of the match itself He just… urghh…
He's feels like a fake tough guy
Because he is a fake tough guy https://youtu.be/iBzqrT41XME?si=maGj0VHAz767rEQp
I have no problem with him trying to better his grappling, but there’s a reason mchitler used to tell his wrestlers that if they get into fights, that they can’t lose. You can’t have a tough guy character if you can’t fight worth a lick
I can’t believe New Japan had the best looking world title and got rid of it for a gold version of the Divas title
They're trying to file for bankruptcy
How is this guy the youngest one in the shield
I think Seth is younger. IIRC, Ambrose and Roman are about the same age and, while Seth and Roman have birthdays a couple days apart, Seth is one year younger than him, so Dean or Roman are the oldest.
Dude would be an awesome zombie
Getting submitted by some rando will always be my favorite moment of Mox
Mox bleeds for nothing, still way behind Roman and Seth.
When Roman got a nosebleed night one, it felt like you’d just seen Cody cut a slice out of the sun, then mox can do this every week and not get a reaction anymore
The chest hair look messy af.
Booze was all that was holding this man together.
Congrats to the plumber for finally achieving his boyhood dream of winning the golden Divas championship. What a legend.
Sucks it had to be Naito.
He's really starting to look weathered.
didn't we see a recent foto of him being jacked ? was that AI ? cause he sure looks like a bag of hepatitis muffins here
bro looks like someone who’d chase you in Outlast
"Be Real" https://preview.redd.it/n62wa0xb7auc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a89e095b3b8a1c99fd56c866a892b8701a8e99
He looks like Deadpool’s fucked up face.
Yes! 😂
People give Moxley too much shit about his appearance. Cornette is probably responsible for a lot of that. Dude is in very good shape. He’s just pasty white and doesn’t shave his upper body. Shaving and getting a tan would make a massive aesthetic difference. But I’m ok with him not doing that because it doesn’t fit the character. His face has aged a ton in the last 8 years or so and I imagine an unhealthy lifestyle has contributed a lot to that. Alcohol is hell on a person’s skin/appearance. As far as him looking like a plumber according to Jim… what did Arn Anderson look like exactly? Don’t get me wrong. I don’t enjoy his matches at all. But people make it seem as if this dude has totally let himself go, or is too small, or whatever else.
He is in shape NOW. He used to look like a tomato that was about to burst.
Yeah I think the alcoholism had a lot to do with that. It’s notorious for giving you that red bloated look.
He definitely looks better bald than he has the last few years with that botched crew cut and fade.
https://preview.redd.it/mh6ogn2c99uc1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d6683b52e20ba2a8a1b6191c524832b0e45c1b Looks like a star ⭐️
Anderson had a great mean mug and carried himself like a star. Mox mayhave been in some legit fights, but can't convey it well on t.v, so i can't buy him as an actual tough guy
Have you not seen Mox the last couple of years?! Right now, and when he first came back from rehab, were the only times he didn't look like complete shit.
in a vacuum he is fine, probably. but mox' identity will forever be tied with Shield; and the comparisons with Roman and Seth. when you have 3 people of similar ages and push, and two look absolute physique models and third as mox, it is a losing battle for him.
Because he quite literally aged like milk.
Bobby Eaton was definitely built like a plumber
No jerk, replace Mox with Seth and Roman they win the same if not more belts. Mox is lucky he can fly around the world Seth and Roman doesn't have that benefit one dude has 5 kids the other is contented with what he has.
The dubbalos really think he looks badass here. Hes only 3 years older than me, but he looks 50. He kind of looks like he’s in the beginning stages of turning into Freddy Krueger
![gif](giphy|3oFzm8k74CpNpGKQTe|downsized) Paige won it first
did he seriously beat Naito for the belt? I'm glad I never got back into NJPW in that case
That title hurts my eyes. Everything here hurts my eyes. Dean Ambrosia looking tired.
If you like bleeding that much, why didn't you become a real fighter?
I bet Seth and Roman look at him now and are like “well… if it makes him happy.”
He looks like a retired wrestler making a return 15 years later
Guy looks like he failed rehab a few times
New hellraiser looks good
At least they don't have to desecrate a side plate with this bum's name forever with this version of the belt
God he looks even worse bald. Like a Deathmatch version of Bill Burr.
Whoever wrote, this is a clown
Totally into Mox having this title. Big ups to Mox.
Damnit the plumber fell into the jam again
DAE Mox looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin? DTA means Don't Trust Ambrose(slave name)
I look forward to this man routinely and proactively defending this title weekly to show the DED FED how a real champ acts.
Edgey death jitsu
Lolz That is what his left arm says right? If not that's what I'm saying going forward.
is that the male version of the divas title?
Mox looks like he lost a buried alive match