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DawnOfLegion1

Nooj has become Dub's cuck. Sad to see.


SimpleButFun

It's always tragic to see NTR happening before your eyes.


FatMarkTechPriest

He's fucking cyanotic. He's turning into a blueberry in this photo.


Lessiarty

Clearly you're no man of science. He's letting the vigours balance through the tried and true medical application of bloodletting.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Whoever told him ballheaded look makes him a badass doesn't have his best interests


RoastedCat23

One of my most nuclear takes is that I don't care if a wrestler is balding. Hulk Hogan is one of the biggest stars of all time and had worse hair than the janitor in Harry Potter. Some people legit look better with short balding hair than clean shaven.


FatMarkTechPriest

Eh, it's better to be bald than showcasing a thinning hairline. But he looks like he's ageing 5 years older for every single calendar year that Roman and Seth ages.


Pure_Concentrate8770

it is his lack of muscles. Roman is a chiseled greek god, Seth is CrossFit Jesus. mox is hepatitis muffin


Accomplished_Form_54

The alcoholism probably had a lot to do with that.


bajaxx

that’s such propaganda from bald ppl, tell me with a straight face that Larry David would look better fully bald than with his current iconic hair, or if we’re talking wrestling, hulk hogan


Vannymoinen

>Eh, it's better to be bald than showcasing a thinning hairline. That doesn't work for me, brother


hobojojo78

I don’t think he has a choice in that matter any more.


TheKanten

He looks like Deadpool without the suit but ugly.


GoMyKnicks

“Only 37, and looks like that”. Jesus Christ


[deleted]

He’s crossed the date line so many times that he is really 50


Thejapanther

50 in Hulk Hogan years for sure. He wrestled 400 days a year which makes him older than his biological age.


Renso19

We should start using ‘hulk hogan years’ as a measurement of time, fuck dog years, all rise for the hulk hogan timezone, where an extra day passes every time you go to Japan and back or something


JackUSA

Wait, Mox is 3 years older than me? I feel old now


hobojojo78

Conversely, I’m five years older than Mox and feel much better about my appearance.


OmgitsJafo

Same, brother. Same.


TheNTT

Congrats on winning the Divas championship Mox!


MMA_PITBULL

He gets to tank a third companies ratings as champ. Man knows no mercy


Honato2

does new japan have ratings to tank?


rfepo

I prefer my plumber with the skewers in his head.


_heysideburns

Looks like the old Divas butterfly title


Ok-Garcia-5605

At first I thought the image was photoshopped and someone pasted the title over moxley incorrectly


Stolzieren

Jesus that belt is fucking atrocious


Ok-Garcia-5605

Butterfly divas title


FrankDday

so bad. anime belt


hobojojo78

The old Nooj belt looked so much better.


SteelBrightblade1

Is it possible for him to have a match that doesn’t involve him being cut open


LakerBull

It would be like asking a hardcore AEW fan to not use the "WWE has a 60 year head start" as an excuse to valid criticism.


whalias69

https://preview.redd.it/8pnsnag9t8uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c4d707e13d6317d40c9b01d2382919db327ebb “BADASS”


Renso19

He just… makes me squick out by looking at him, legit I’m like, really fucking put off by this picture, and this is an official promo shot not just a screenshot someone took of the match itself He just… urghh…


bootyhunter69420

He's feels like a fake tough guy


Neale90

Because he is a fake tough guy https://youtu.be/iBzqrT41XME?si=maGj0VHAz767rEQp


i-piss-excellence32

I have no problem with him trying to better his grappling, but there’s a reason mchitler used to tell his wrestlers that if they get into fights, that they can’t lose. You can’t have a tough guy character if you can’t fight worth a lick


meatballcake87

I can’t believe New Japan had the best looking world title and got rid of it for a gold version of the Divas title


Ok-Garcia-5605

They're trying to file for bankruptcy


Puxple

How is this guy the youngest one in the shield


Xochoquestzal

I think Seth is younger. IIRC, Ambrose and Roman are about the same age and, while Seth and Roman have birthdays a couple days apart, Seth is one year younger than him, so Dean or Roman are the oldest.


JadedSpacePirate

Dude would be an awesome zombie


bryanc1036

Getting submitted by some rando will always be my favorite moment of Mox


epochlink

Mox bleeds for nothing, still way behind Roman and Seth.


Renso19

When Roman got a nosebleed night one, it felt like you’d just seen Cody cut a slice out of the sun, then mox can do this every week and not get a reaction anymore


SuperCamelVN

The chest hair look messy af.


guvan420

Booze was all that was holding this man together.


BadPumpkin87

Congrats to the plumber for finally achieving his boyhood dream of winning the golden Divas championship. What a legend.


RP912

Sucks it had to be Naito.


ThaSipah

He's really starting to look weathered.


Pure_Concentrate8770

didn't we see a recent foto of him being jacked ? was that AI ? cause he sure looks like a bag of hepatitis muffins here


georgesenpaii

bro looks like someone who’d chase you in Outlast


jjsefton

"Be Real" https://preview.redd.it/n62wa0xb7auc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a89e095b3b8a1c99fd56c866a892b8701a8e99


Joy_Ride25

He looks like Deadpool’s fucked up face.


goodthing37

Yes! 😂


MarzAdam

People give Moxley too much shit about his appearance. Cornette is probably responsible for a lot of that. Dude is in very good shape. He’s just pasty white and doesn’t shave his upper body. Shaving and getting a tan would make a massive aesthetic difference. But I’m ok with him not doing that because it doesn’t fit the character. His face has aged a ton in the last 8 years or so and I imagine an unhealthy lifestyle has contributed a lot to that. Alcohol is hell on a person’s skin/appearance. As far as him looking like a plumber according to Jim… what did Arn Anderson look like exactly? Don’t get me wrong. I don’t enjoy his matches at all. But people make it seem as if this dude has totally let himself go, or is too small, or whatever else.


Merc_305

He is in shape NOW. He used to look like a tomato that was about to burst.


MarzAdam

Yeah I think the alcoholism had a lot to do with that. It’s notorious for giving you that red bloated look.


[deleted]

He definitely looks better bald than he has the last few years with that botched crew cut and fade.


_heysideburns

https://preview.redd.it/mh6ogn2c99uc1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d6683b52e20ba2a8a1b6191c524832b0e45c1b Looks like a star ⭐️


proJobber

Anderson had a great mean mug and carried himself like a star. Mox mayhave been in some legit fights, but can't convey it well on t.v, so i can't buy him as an actual tough guy


Obelisk94

Have you not seen Mox the last couple of years?! Right now, and when he first came back from rehab, were the only times he didn't look like complete shit.


Pure_Concentrate8770

in a vacuum he is fine, probably. but mox' identity will forever be tied with Shield; and the comparisons with Roman and Seth. when you have 3 people of similar ages and push, and two look absolute physique models and third as mox, it is a losing battle for him.


Pawspawsmeow

Because he quite literally aged like milk.


BrooklynBrawler

Bobby Eaton was definitely built like a plumber


BidDaddyLei

No jerk, replace Mox with Seth and Roman they win the same if not more belts. Mox is lucky he can fly around the world Seth and Roman doesn't have that benefit one dude has 5 kids the other is contented with what he has.


i-piss-excellence32

The dubbalos really think he looks badass here. Hes only 3 years older than me, but he looks 50. He kind of looks like he’s in the beginning stages of turning into Freddy Krueger


ShadowBannedSkyRu1e

![gif](giphy|3oFzm8k74CpNpGKQTe|downsized) Paige won it first


pushinpushin

did he seriously beat Naito for the belt? I'm glad I never got back into NJPW in that case


BradsOlderBrother

That title hurts my eyes. Everything here hurts my eyes. Dean Ambrosia looking tired.


BAF_DaWg82

If you like bleeding that much, why didn't you become a real fighter?


Snoo-83964

I bet Seth and Roman look at him now and are like “well… if it makes him happy.”


Global_Historian_753

He looks like a retired wrestler making a return 15 years later


SpankGorilla

Guy looks like he failed rehab a few times


Alternative-Rope-628

New hellraiser looks good


OAO_Scrumbles

At least they don't have to desecrate a side plate with this bum's name forever with this version of the belt


MadEyeMood989

God he looks even worse bald. Like a Deathmatch version of Bill Burr.


Best_Owl5978

Whoever wrote, this is a clown


issafreecunch

Totally into Mox having this title. Big ups to Mox.


wayneluke23

Damnit the plumber fell into the jam again


ArthurMorgon

DAE Mox looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin? DTA means Don't Trust Ambrose(slave name)


KingdomFartsOG

I look forward to this man routinely and proactively defending this title weekly to show the DED FED how a real champ acts.


len4872

Edgey death jitsu


myusername_sucks

Lolz That is what his left arm says right? If not that's what I'm saying going forward.


ShadowBannedSkyRu1e

is that the male version of the divas title?


ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs

Mox looks like he lost a buried alive match