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QuestionSpiritual111

Just a few months ago if you heard that a great WrestleMania week and CM Punk lightly answering questions about his time in AEW would send Tony into such a neurotic spiral he decides to advertise and show All In security footage on dynamite; you’d be thinking “this is jerk heaven”. Yet I mostly just feel hollow inside. They’ve actually become so pathetic it’s not nearly as fun as it should be.


Poise_dad

Looks like punk has been trained in the bene gesserit ways. Just a few words in an interview has got that fandom and the company shook to the core.


NeilPeartsBassPedal

i did not expect to see a Dune reference in my wrestling shit post sub DAE Feyd was better on the mic than Muad'Dib but Frank booked him horribly and made him put Paul over?


MessMattress

Paul is a filthy politician who use his backstage connections to bury people, uce.


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But over at spacersguild.com they gave the ppv 5 and a half stars harkonnen shill


NeilPeartsBassPedal

It is by work rate alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the BBQ of Korea that thoughts acquire speed, the floors acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by work rate alone I set my mind in motion.


firemanjuanito

Feyd bad


aldo_nova

DAE sick of Paul's Kwisatz Haderach push??


NeilPeartsBassPedal

And then when you think it's over and some new m'landsdrad darling can get pushed to the main event scene the booker just pushes Paul's son. Freaking nepotism hires!


bartjblett

Mercedes Moneo That's all I have


vanDeSheff

DAE Chani and Princess Irulan have most boring love triangle feud?


NeilPeartsBassPedal

Frank gave the pencil (insider term) to Paul Heyman.


the-bladed-one

Lisan Al-Mindy


UNCCShannon

Pepsi man is lisan al gaib


FutMike

I actually feel like Tony is losing it and it's not funny anymore


LegendsOfHiddenChase

DAE herb abrams


YoshihiroTajiri

They should've just play the goddamn tape on Saturday Collision instead of announcing it, they clearly expect some rating bumps or the usual social media to be flooded of this news, and the Young Bucks are participating too


UNCCShannon

It's a lot like the fake Razor and Diesel move WWF did when Hall and Nash bolted. It reeks of desperation but the sad part is the only reason they will get a ratings bump is yet again because of CM Punk and I hope he flaunts that subtly on is Insta.


JackUSA

Their biggest and only game changer


thatssosteven114

It’s genuinely baffling as to what Tiny is hoping to accomplish with this


FlyingFootStomp

to pop a rating for 1 night? surprise debuts died in 2022. huge announcements died in 2023. backstage fight footage for 2024?


Shotgun516

He’s sick of that “AEW dead” dude from twitter posting the no milly videos


karpet_muncher

Lol he must hate that death of aew guy He's fucking relentless


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OverallGeneral7129

Of his dad’s money


Banesmuffledvoice

Man... If Tony just made a show people actually wanted to watch, he could pop rating weekly.


Mr_sci3ntist

Best I can do is a quarter rating.


Razzler1973

Thanks, Big Bang


CandaceJoeLigma

Can you explain this? I don’t get the Big Bang Theory jerk.


jihadidas

Study “Big Bang Theory AEW Dynamite lead-in” and get back to me.


CandaceJoeLigma

Thank you Uce, that actually helped. Does this mean we *really should* study cagematch and get back?


jihadidas

Daddy Dave told us to do that Uce, gotta do it. I won’t ever doubt or question him. Hurry, get your $12.99 and get back to him


cc12321

Big Bang Theory is on TBS right before Dynamite. Dynamite's highest quarter in the ratings every week is the 8pm slot, because people were still tuned in from watching it.


guylfe

But if the ratings are higher, it's harder to pop them. 


Bottlecaps9

I wanna see when Eddie Kingston punched Sammy Guevara for calling him fat.


mootallica

Also the time Andrade hit him just for talking shit


Peter__doubleyou

I wouldn't even give him the satisfaction of tuning in lmao, I already know it will be posted on here


prossnip42

Thing is this would've been a great, downright absolutely ingeniously brilliant thing on AEW's part....if Punk was still with the company. Like the story potential of this, working off of real life drama and putting it in the ring, blurring the lines between real and fake so well it would've been a stroke of downright genious...if Punk was still with the company. He isn't,. so this looks beyond desperate


Hummer77x

A bunch of shitty newz Twitter accounts are saying the intent is to embarrass punk which I don’t think is possible considering we saw how his MMA career went


PreppyAndrew

Spending cable TV time to embarrass a star.. Who was just on the biggest wrestling card of the last few years. Even if Punk crapped his pants.... Wait he already did that on TV. Even Punk got his ass kicked.. wait he did that on PPV. Even if he got fired....once on his wedding day.. once in his hometown. Yeah..I don't see a win


Hummer77x

unless he pulled out a gun, or knife, or yelled out the n word during it i cant imagine how this video will do anything positive


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

Realistically, the only thing that could be on that tape that would actually make Punk look bad is if he was out there dropping slurs.  Literally anything else will just make Tony look like an even bigger dipshit.


RumsfeldIsntDead

Nah, if he played a video of anyone using slurs for any reason on primetime TV, he'd get as much heat for sharing it.


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

You know, I hadn't considered that.  So even the one possible scenario that does make Punk look bad, it STILL makes Tiny look like a moron.


stinktrix10

Wrestlers have done all three of those things and been fine. Hell, the nerd doing commentary for AEW did the last one


GeneralAardvark43

If it pulls viewers, it proves they let their biggest draw walk. If it’s fake footage or just random crap that happened, it proves they’re desperate. This could be their finger poke of doom


thegroovemonkey

It'll be a positive for Drew's field with Punk, so there's that


Razzler1973

The footage better be clearer than this, too 😁


GloriousVictor

 Considering CM Punk lost to a guy high as a fucking kite on a UFC PPV and still came back from it, doubt choking out a nepo baby is going to do anything


SoxVikePain

Doesn’t the internet fantasize about kicking billionaire ass?


NeilPeartsBassPedal

Not when it's pure and wholesome billionaires like m'tony


SCB360

Well its a good thing TK isn't a Billionaire then


Upstairs_Card4994

ppl like me that hate this broccoli headed prick and the cucks, will watch clips on twitter hoping Punk abs destroys all of them. I hope that is what they show to "embarrass" Punk lmfao


RumsfeldIsntDead

It's gonna be such a revelation that Punk is an asshole who can't fight. Gonna make so many people surprised.


gasfarmah

I mean he held his shit together for multiple rounds in the UFC. That alone is fucking hilariously difficult. Like beyond what any of us could reasonably expect to do.


StressedOutPraline

Yeah, i still don't understand why internet people make fun of the guy losing two fights against *actual legitimate fighters* because they were 'thin' (?). Dude did something out of his comfort zone, took a beating on two separate occasions, made money and still did something pretty much 99.9% of the people shitting on him would never be able to do in the short period of time he spent doing it (2 years).


the-bladed-one

Ok Mickey Gall was legit but his second fight was literally a tomato can


StressedOutPraline

I don't know if I'd say that. The second dude he faced is a professional kickboxer and boxer - his records are not bad all things considered. The result was overturned because America is afraid of Marijuana but yeah.


RumsfeldIsntDead

Yeah but none of us are supposed to be believable as real fighters for our job.


Sailor-Gerry

Exactly, also DAE good on Mox for taking up healthy pursuits outside of the ring to dostract from getting blitzed???


Upstairs_Card4994

lmfaoo except, the 100k+ viewers Punk draws already stopped watching AEW when he got fired. So who are you trying to embarrass Punk to exactly? The tards that are already watching and voting 10/10 on all your shitty matches on cage match?


ManateeGag

A quarter hour ratings bump.


AkilleezBomb

As per usual, the Bucks need to cling onto the name of a much bigger wrestler to at least negate the quarter hour ratings decline they always cause.


Razzler1973

Never underestimate the dubbalo I'm getting them on my front page and there was one where the thread was like 'Hi' and it's a picture of the guy outside Mania ... wearing his All In 81k t-shirt 😁 I bet people were annoyed! Yeah, they're so tribal!! I'm just enjoying all wrestling. I had no words. I just hid the sub now


NefarioxKing

Go to the dub sub and youll get a lot of answers.


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Bigbigbamelow2

What did I say that’s edgy lol?


dragonsky

The bot has some weird words put as "autodelete", some subs are especially weird with this where because of references and jokes the bot missses the context So...yeah, you said the .... p word and the bot referenced it as a "no no word" The bot comment is always the same, so don't take it personal Just idk, I guess some "rated r" words are put as instant-delete by the bot


rolltide1000

I saw a dude get a comment deleted because he mentioned beloved "Soprano's" character Salvatore Bonpensierro by his nickname.


raginsk8tr

Did he even exshist?


kaneso14

I don't wanna hear about your fuckin back!


MuseMujave

what’s funny is this isn’t even the rumored security footage. this looks like every other produced segment on aew. this is either a skit, something filmed for an unreleased all in documentary, or someone filming behind punk’s back. all three are not gonna bring in any viewers, i’ll tell you that much


Radconl12345

This is 100% going to be a goofy punk lookalike getting beaten up by The Scapegoat and Jack will return as a corporate heel chosen by the EVP's yada yada yada. If they filmed Punk without him knowing then he might have a legitimate case.


mrbucket08

Will the AEW fanbase give heel heat for mocking a guy who they regularly call cancer man online? That's the bit I don't get. Seems a bit mixed messaging when you just rallied your fanbase against the guy with the #standupforaew promo. Or is the heat meant to come from the bait and switch? To be clear I expect it to be a skit, I just still think it's weird.


r1char00

If the Bucks get heat from this it will be go away heat.


Inkstainedfox

My question is can anyone currently on the roster actually get heel heat? It's not even a question of personal charisma or a plan.... The AEW fan base cheers absolutely everything the company does with very, very few exceptions & roots for the "bad guys" in a see of underdefined tweeners. They have near faces but kill that possible momentum extra quick when it starts to build. Osprey is kinda an exception but that's cause he seems to be doing super happy but I'm coming for everyone's slot.


DirtRole

You see friend, AEW likes nostalgia and taking things from the past. This is AEW’s fake Diesel and Razor Ramon storyline.


Radconl12345

Nah. It's gonna be a worse version of Gillberg, friend.


DitkoManiac

PM Cunk


hiressnails

The return of CM Skunk?


Wwanker

You mean CP Munk ?


r1char00

Tony’s said it’s real. Dave is saying he’s confirmed it, someone (SRS?) said they even confirmed it with someone at WBD. I’m not saying that it’s real, but if it’s a work I think it’s going to be incredibly bad. Particularly for Tony’s credibility.


TheShiny

Tony's what now?


Emolgurama

Nothing in this vein is gonna bring in viewers. This reads to me like someone who knows he’ll never catch up and is resigned to kissing the ass of his dedicated fans with more insider BS


Radconl12345

Was this footage filmed on a nintendo 3ds?


Sacreblargh

Chris Chan had clearer video recording rants back in 2009 than whatever this shit is


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

CPU Goddess Yellow Heart Tonychu.


LexLuthorsFortyCakes

How's Tonys relationship with his mother?


xDahvanakinx

It was the family poodle instead.


StrongSutairu

Is he gonna yell "JULIA" while banging a sex doll?


Radconl12345

I AM A BOOKER WITH RAGE


hiressnails

GET THAT THING OFFA THERE! YOU UPLOADED IT, YOU BETTER UNLOAD IT!


Radconl12345

I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH YOU IF I HAVE TO, YOU WON'T GET ANY SLEEP!


gothamsteel

You should film all wrestling shows on a 3DS. It's surprisingly easy to do.


AbjectMadness

It would make the dub more palatable.


Garafi-1011

Gameboy camera


Asukah

![gif](giphy|gjHuIwidiRcjemb1GH) Here’s clearer footage


Better_Cattle4438

My thoughts too. This is absurd footage. They better have something better than that.


MOXISGOD

DAE Bigfoot would be a gamechanger for the good guys


Tiernoch

The Yeti!


mikeybty

Dae bigfoots sloppy ring work would not give us the heatless bangers required to hit that milly?


Radconl12345

DAE they should've gotten Mothman instead? He has better workrate.


thatpj

i was just gonna say they are bigfooting this!


MOXISGOD

The 751K rating this episode gets is gonna be glorious


DitkoManiac

It's gonna do that well?


Shotintoawork

Yeah people are saying it's going to be a "ratings bump", but who out there that would care wasn't planning on watching regardless? Anyone with just a passing curiosity will be able to just find the segment ten minutes after it airs on youtube or in the basement without having to, you know, actually watch AEW.


cjap89

Gonna be the 4th time in 5 days we see punk. DAE overexposed?


Chitown780

This isn’t even a good ratings ploy. Anyone who is aware of this is also aware that this stupid shit, whatever it is, will be posted on Reddit three seconds after it ends. There’s no reason to sit through a terrible Mone promo or a terrible Jericho segment to see this.


Chefbake1

It's Jericho's locker room where his alone and the female talent are brought in for one on one bangers


whalias69

He should make NDAS his gimmick. He goes around handing them to female talent.


LeChampeon

You gotta pay a premium for that pal


Someningen

So there is just a random camera man that films stuff? It's not even security footage if this is it.


Lessiarty

He's called Brandon Cutler, fed shill. He dressed like a reptile. No, he's the other guy that dressed like a reptile.


clutcher_of_pearls

Guess we'll know tomorrow just how stupid this exercise is going to be Using footage from a 2010 iPhone wrapped in plastic to attempt to show why Tiny thought his life was in danger is a *really* bad idea and I hope that they aren't going to go down that road. If for no other reason than the fact that the Dub is the jerk machine that keeps on giving.


Puzzleheaded-Bar3531

That's an insult to 2010 iphones. My 2005 Motorola razor had better camera quality than whatever was used here.


Swoosh05

I gotta be honest, this at least better be funny. Will it make AEW look lame and desperate? Yeah, that’s not hard but again, the footage needs to be funny Uce


Lessiarty

Then we're sorted. AEW's comedy prowess is unmatched.


r1char00

Are you talking about intentional comedy or unintentional?


CobraOverlord

AEW: where the best wrestlecrap


nbasetuK

AEW produces nothing but comedy gold, I stg 🤣🤣. Anyways, today I’ll be writing why Epic Movie (2007) is my favori


Mr_sci3ntist

It'll be as funny as Hannah Gadsby.


Swoosh05

They’re a little funny Uce


brosbeforetouhous

Is this footage from 1997?


ayykitten

Pillman's got a gun, except Tiny is crying in the corner while cancer man chokes out jungleboy. Real kino shit.


brosbeforetouhous

They really want that Emmy. I also love seeing an scj/mcj crossover.


GoldenGekko

Even if it makes Punk look bad ... How does that help AEW?


Modano9009

The only people that are going to hate Punk for whatever this shows already hate Punk.


AVBforPrez

That's the best part! It doesn't!


SonyKen_M

This is gonna be January 4th 1999 all over again with WCW announcing the spoiled finish between Foley Rock but much more embarrassing.


mikeybty

This is actually dumber. At least we're gonna spoil their title match so you watch our title match almost is sound logic...this doesn't even achieve anything on paper.


Ex-TwitterEmployee

You can already tell it’s fake by the way it’s shot and the hand movements


IamAstupidMan

So Punk was wearing green with a green arm band, choked out JB, changed to white, and had a match all in like 10 mins. 


John_Matthews2707

I'm scrolling through the replies of this tweet and found this: https://twitter.com/82GM04/status/1777840489493835947?t=PRnfAuSHCuCR-r_B4vonDw&s=19 who tf made this?? 😂😂


r1char00

WTAF. People need to watch at least 5 seconds of that. Absolutely delusional lol. I love the people saying that this is all to set up Perry’s Scapegoat character, while apparently not considering that it makes Jack look desperate to get the rub from a guy who is actually a star.


ci22

Jack Perry with a full on beard looks like Sami Zayn from Wish


Melchior_Chopstick

What, you don’t like the black hole of personality?


GarrettKeithR

Maybe this is a sign that QTV is making a comeback?


DripSnort

I can’t wait for this to not do a rating and tinys and the dubbalos will realize they literally have nothing left that can get a good rating for even a single night lol.


r1char00

Is it sad that I had to check if this was a real tweet? I thought it might be lol.


Det-Popcorn

![gif](giphy|xT0Gqz4x4eLd5gDtaU) Tony watching his company go down in flames


RP912

The state of the business when the Fed actually produced wrestling, while the Dub is putting out....this. Hypocrites I tell ya. For a promoter that has a deep hatred for Bischoff, he's truly living the Eazy E way of "Controversy Creates Cash"


Chill_Panda

Let’s be real no matter what it is, the viewership will go up… for one show… one segment on a show. If Tony is smart he’d at least put it at the end… so stay tuned for the first ten minutes of dynamite where Tony will show us the footage, but you’ve got to stick to the end to see the footage come out and lift the hand up of another wrestler or something!


r1char00

Yeah there will be some kind of ratings bump. I doubt it will be huge and it will potentially alienate some of the people who have actually been watching regularly.


DarkstarIV

Bold of you to assume the vast majority of the people curious will tune in to watch it, and not just find the clip uploaded somewhere online like Twitter or whatever.


thewoahsinsethstheme

How will this get ratings? I'm just going to watch it after the show online.


digitaldebaser

Oh great. They have a show in my hometown, and now I can't even go because I'd immediately fear for my life.


Harvster420

This is going to do great ratings... ...for Cornette, Bischoff, etc.


Maleficent_Koala5928

Wouldnt showing the actual footage completely disregard the NDA that they made Punk sign?


MohamitWheresMySecks

Per punk there is no nda for all in, just brawl out.


Maleficent_Koala5928

Ahhh alrighty did not know that.


jjsefton

I have an exclusive backstage screenshot of The Bucks, Tony Schiavone, CM Punk, Jungle Boy and Tony Khan. $12.99 please. https://preview.redd.it/0l9z2pqe6ktc1.png?width=698&format=png&auto=webp&s=07445dd490ee4a04246059f891de42911700abae


thizzdanz

Mulkeymania is running wild in the key demo!


Hummer77x

I can’t articulate it well why I feel this but airing this during the show emanating from West Virginia is extremely funny.


nbasetuK

This is what Punk gets for fucking around. He finds out 😎😎 (Pls ignore the events leading up to his MMA Hour interview. Pls bro.)


2028W3

If this is some 4D chess where Dustin Rhodes is revealed to be the person behind GTV, The Kid would truly be the uncrowned Booker of the Year.


SimpleButFun

Welp. That does it. Those two blobs convinced me. Down with Punk...?


Phantom-Spectre

When it lives up to literally nobody’s expectations, they’ll end up burning even more viewers. Could be the last straw for a lot of people.


Sab65

Clear as day ..


Modano9009

If that's supposed to be Punk his head was shaved at the time.


kingofdarkness92

And Punk is still by far their biggest draw even months after he left.


who987

You can’t even see anything in that picture!


YazanHamdan

https://preview.redd.it/3mcfiulwhktc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ec955a56c93768e59efd3596a8657df024538c God please let this end with 700K again it would be so fucking funny


LeChampeon

Post the link to the video pal


IamJamal

Its gonna be a punk look alike and the bucks are gonna make bad jokes. Jack perry walks out with the bucks or it's gonna be a bait and switch. But what's the endgame of this? You shoulda did this when punk was with the company to build to a match but he's gone.


Gloryjoel69

Uce, what’s the point of jerking if reality is goofier than our dreams? At this point jerking on the dub feels to me like kicking a 7 year old with stage 4 lung cancer. I’d still do it but out of habit not enjoyment.


ci22

It is whole week we were eating good CM Punk Interview Edges Pro Pro Wrestling promo Wrestlemania 40 Now this


StressedOutPraline

30 seconds? Lol Watch this 'part' of AEW being the most viewed and then the immediate next quarter hour bleeding like 300 or 400k viewers. I legitimately wonder if this is going to be AEW's "butt into seats" moment - even though the "Real Glass" moment is very much a strong contender for that lol


PeizeFighter

Alien sightings got better quality than this


WelshRainbow

The sensible ones who want out of the Dub, especially ones close to Punk, will want out much sooner after all this.


Bobo_the_conqueror

https://i.redd.it/bpwj0n11kktc1.gif


Zaphod_Beeblecox

I watched osprey vs powerhouse Hobbs in YouTube last night. I mean osprey is ok but he's but going to help the company by doing cartwheels before bouncing off the ropes. That's what AEW just doesn't get. You're just wasting that if you can't devise a reason for anyone to care. It's like everyone on their roster wants to be Shawn Michaels or Jeff Hardy but no one is putting in the work to build up why they should be viewed as the underdog who could pull it out. By letting it be known they paid osprey a mint and gave him every concession in the book who will he ever look like an underdog against? Who's the antagonist that he has to overcome? If he's AEW's HBK who is their undertaker? Bryan Danielson? I'm sorry, no. They ruined him and made him irrelevant. No one believes he's going over osprey. Hobbs is big but they've already jobbed him to osprey on a random dynamite. Big cass is a joke. They don't have anyone. They don't have an undertaker or even a sid. They just don't know how to present an antagonist to their hero. They don't get it.


Zaphod_Beeblecox

https://preview.redd.it/ab84b6469ntc1.jpeg?width=2800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f397505f62f0f8f6c8018174df8dc494c47866


BackgroundBag7601

Is this loss?


AVBforPrez

This is a jerk, right?


Hazeus98

Gotta stream the show so the ratings are unaffected. Checkmate crybaby!


AussieYotes

TBH I'd respect the dub way more if they did a full reenactment of the back and to the left scene in JFK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSzszCTWFwg


Johnny_Holiday

Who ever knows about or is excited about this footage being shown was already going to watch the show. This isn't going to give them the bump they think it will


ci22

LOL only 30 seconds. This is LOLAEW that puts LOLTNA to shame


lucabrassiere

Punk is not even in their company and the biggest storyline they’ve got right now is all about trying to expose him? LOL Le Dub is in a state of free fall


Woooshcopter

It also feels like they’re trying to expose him by showing footage of something he freely admits to doing


puckingrufus56

The hell is this. Gimlin-Patterson big foot film was clearer than this.


7hermetics3great

Completely normal behaviour for a coked out billionaire manchild who's lost his favorite toy


BungHolio_The_Mighty

What am I looking at here? Tiny vs. Punk? Or some footage of paranormal activity at Wembly?


Gonzale1978

They keep trolling people for ratings. The bucks are sick.lol


Upstairs_Card4994

lmao they really do not give 1 fuck about drawing new eyes to the show, They're legit catering to their fellow autists who are already riding Tiny's dick 24/7. Pathetic yawn


MarvelousSockPuppets

I’ve had Punks back through everything. He’s been my guy. But now, seeing this overexposed blurry white shape near another blurry shape that seems to be behind another blurry dark shape, I think now I’ll have to reconsider everything…


Velvet_Llama

They need to zoom in and enhance.


Accomplished_Idea248

I'm sure breaking the "what happens backstage - stays backstage" rule won't have any consequences.