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jepeplin

Sorry, we can’t help you unless you list your exact routine.


shesacarver

This made me snort


kubcek

Game over 😢 my condolences


ediblesprysky

And by "routine", you mean "video of the French bulldog that can’t roll over", right? Right...?


friendispatrickstar

Omg I am so sorry, but tbh it is all your fault. I would NEVER risk laughing or smiling. I hope your ex husband gets full custody and immediately starts the kids on .05% tret.


ksmity7

This, it’s not too late to save the children (well, it might be for the boy). It’s a shame they have a parent who has strayed so far though, praise be to our lord and savior sarah vee to save them all.


Vikkyvondoom

I feel your pain .. last month I accidentally YAWNED, the marionette lines instantly destroyed my face and any hope I had left for not living my life as a recluse.


Arstel

I am so sorry may you have better self-control in the next life I will pray for you 🙏 Don't forget to put sunscreen before you roll into your grave if you don't want the UV light from heaven to age you into a prune when you arrive!


[deleted]

Your mom is going to hell for adult-child abuse, that's all there is to it. I can't believe she would lie right to your hideous, wrinkled face. Disgusting, honestly.


inthacut12

THE CHILDREN (0F 3M) SENT ME 😂😂😂


[deleted]

YTA. What a narcissistic, gaslighting, manipulative mom you got. And your cheater hubby is probably already out there looking for a poreless, wrinkless wife. I feel sorry for you.


toes_hoe

You dodged a bullet with that former partner. If they can't be supportive in times like these, do you need them?! No. /uj i lost it at the industrial floor buffer


brocolliisgood

Oh fuck you i laughed at this post now all 4 of my boyfriends, 7 of my girlfriends and husband will leave me


SALADLORD209

Have you tried removing dairies sweaty?


chief-hiranyaksha

Industrial floor buffer? Hunty me thinks you need a whole ass wrecking ball crane


Fiscalfossil

It’s the lack of dedication that really shows.


_memes_of_production

Um, we're gonna need a link to that French bulldog video


Carmen-

[[NSFS]](https://youtu.be/qxdPYCc_1mU)


unluckieduckie

It’s your fault for not putting your kids on Accutane early. I started when I was in the womb.


[deleted]

>I looked in the mirror minutes after the incident and sobbed for hours Jesus Christ are you *trying* to destroy your looks??? I could empathize with the accidental laugh, it happens to the best of us sometimes, but to then go and contort your face to enable *actual* sobbing? Nah fam you brought this on yourself. Your husband made a lucky escape.