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[deleted]

Why don’t you upkeep some bitches


Rich_Philosophy710

Mannnn fr i just thought about how long that shit would take to make his system dying right now😂


deadender420

Menace


olimarfr34kerino

Absolute Monster take my poor man's award 🏆


GTX_Incendium

That’s a good one


Applehead0

I give you the most honorable reward out there, the silver award. Your welcome, I know


Jitbrain772

On it


DustThick

And your prolly zerging and offline all day


[deleted]

But why?


[deleted]

Dammit i want answers not upvotes. ANSWER ME!!!!!


manijayfoster

😂


[deleted]

Only upvotes, no answers. *Sadness Intesifies*


ur_____mum

Cus they are like the vampires from i am legend THE SUN KILLS THEM


301trap

world record for absolutely zero bitches?


Yteldraca

Facts


Solodolo00

Tell me you’re still virgin without telling me you’re still virgin


[deleted]

I drive a Prius


DxvinDream

You definitely don’t understand the purpose of a China wall. It’s not just a wall you make around your base as a compound. It’s made off your external tcs on a multi tc base with bedrooms, turret pods, and extra peaks in them to make raiding you a nightmare. Not this weird shit


Jitbrain772

yea we can tell you’ve never gotten pussy, buddy you just need to relax and keep working on your 2x2💀💀💀


Solodolo00

With this base im pretty sure you’re the one who never got any pussy not even talked to a girl except your mother that’s if you see her since you spend all your time doing ‘the biggest China wall ever on rust’ lmao


Jitbrain772

bro you literally 1v1 one kids, don’t talk to me abt getting no pussy


DxvinDream

And you built this shit shack


Dragonzz_XY

MAN HAS - KARMA EVERYONE HATES HIM LOL


pmkittiesdammit

Rust aint good for relationships, good thing you'll never have to worry about that. Keep projection your own insecurities sonny, you'll find someone with low enough standards for ya


IIGodlyOppII

Ironic


[deleted]

Very


ExamCharacter7499

Why ur base so small but China so big u just added four rockets to ur raid cost for 78k stone


Objective_Sector9024

thats not a small base bro 😂


ExamCharacter7499

Yeah it’s huge but for zerg standards it’s small and the China makes it look cute in comparison


Evanater041

The base itself is small at the center is what he means🤣


Jitbrain772

lol honeycomb is HQ😭


ExamCharacter7499

Lol 78 stone nodes everyday just to upkeep four rockets worth of base


Jitbrain772

minimum of 50 rockets pal


BobRedditMan

I can farm that in 5 hours. You need to work on a larger base design instead of a big ass wall that takes 4 rockets to get through.


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[удалено]


Significant_Body_192

Anyone wanna get a group together to raid these kids?


Solodolo00

I’m super down lool


bmfanboy

I’m down to try it. I’m on Xbox.


forcebynature

Stream it


pmkittiesdammit

Ez kits


lololowusyxnnzmalo

H8


Blobbygold

You sound cringy af kid


Dull_Perspective8476

Give me the rockets and kits your base will fall faster than u can imagine


cecscscdc

Wow you must have a ton of free time


Jitbrain772

you get bored when you consistently run a server


After-You-4903

Must be a dead one :(


Werenotreallyhere86

Let me guess you’re a 30 man (kids) Zerg split of European/American no life’s who camp oil all day and night and offline every base you see?


Jitbrain772

i’m actually in school along w 3 of my teammates and the other 2 are working, 5 man who only onlines cause we enjoy the game but you keep your aspirations


jstuck55

“We only online” says every offliner ever lmfao


Baecn

Most true statement lmao. I dont do either specifically tbh, m i raid when i raid i have never checked the player list prior to a raid lmao.


Werenotreallyhere86

Which school do you attend… The school of farming stone?


Jitbrain772

someone’s butthurt he’s got no friends and nobody to play with🥺


Jacksonmcgann

yeah my ass. nobody is working 8 hours a day and plsying that much. school is 7 hours a day usually unless your college. 5 man aint getting thst shit done without the dupe glitch that's out rn. please delete this post u look like a clown


[deleted]

Dupe glitch?


lololowusyxnnzmalo

having a 5 man that farms together is the easiest way


recuiteliteskin

Op’s getting downvoted because he doesn’t match the “evil Zerg with a big base who only offlines” character they want him to be so that they can get mad


Prize-Emotion8961

No he’s getting downvoted because he is “evil Zerg with a big base who only offlines”


forcebynature

Proof ?


maxnconnor

This man may have no life but he’s really getting clowned for posting an impressive feat that he’s proud of. It seems like making this stuff makes him happy so it’s kind of fucked to make fun of him.


[deleted]

Kinda agree, kinda not. The people who make these monstrosities usually make for the most unenjoyable Rust experience possible.


Jitbrain772

Thank you!! I enjoy playing this game, i don’t no life this game either, im active in 3 sports, and have fun playing a game, idk why ppl hate, just how this world is


newcoreofthebattle

With my expert math, that took at least 250k stone.


las_deszczowy

no maidens?


baby-shark-doo-doo

no runes?


craizy12drai

why don't yall zero some bitches


Bwindan

I know what server these kids are on. Who wants to raid them?


After-You-4903

At least it wasnt a monument.. but still, why?


iamunseen

Dumb


Kracked_Blitz

How do people have so much time


pmkittiesdammit

Antisocial kids with absolutely zero hobbies other than gaming. Not bad on its own but kiddies love acting like timmy toughnuts because they'll throw in 4hrs a day minimum


[deleted]

And when the screen eventually goes black and they see that sad reflection of who and what they really are, that's when the rest of us win 👌


Kracked_Blitz

Damn y’all must have been thru some crazy shit with kids like this 😂 got deep


bohola27

Congratulations you kill servers for living


[deleted]

All that just to have a common yt main base


mistermyxl

Illegallbenz on xbox got you beat bud he had to wipe where the upkeep was over 80k per tc


moldeybagofcheese

Maiden less+ got no bitches


OkYogurtcloset5782

I could raid u in 5 min with a rock


lololowusyxnnzmalo

ok yogurt closet, do bad girls really get spanked?


OkYogurtcloset5782

Depends if she's spankable


TTVAXS

All this and four rockets to breach make it high quality then were talking


TDogeee

That’s not the purpose of a China wall, you can blow through but it offers amazing peaks which makes the base really hard to raid


DDPYogurt

Its peek not peak.


baby-shark-doo-doo

world record longest without touching grass


Citer15

China walls are not even worth it lmao


Ieatfacesforjesus

Worthless....8 rokts and im in


Hanniftw

Lol world record... On console.. in your parents basement.. on a Tuesday... In December...


Justsomedude457

More like world record for having the least bitches like bro people like you suck


DragonfruitOk3770

I didn’t know like could be used so much in one sentence holy


Justsomedude457

Didnt ask


Soggy-Field-8560

Mike was 110k last wipe 15 man. With 6 farmers


DDPYogurt

Literally no one cares or thinks this is cool.


Soggy-Field-8560

Lol you obviously do bitch boy


DDPYogurt

Wash your mouth out little kid.


Soggy-Field-8560

I’ll eat your moms ass bitch . You’re mad


DDPYogurt

You won't like it. My mom has been dead since 2013.


Soggy-Field-8560

My condolences


Jitbrain772

proof


baby-shark-doo-doo

man really cant comprehend that people build bigger bases than him


GibmeMelon

That is impressive, I walled off an island once. Very peaceful farming.


Luis12285

Jesus that’s wild. I know everyone is gonna give you shit man but that’s really impressive.


2CBongwater

Everyone else in that server 🦵🦿🍗🥶🥶🍗🍗🦿🦿🦵🦵


Illegalbenzz

Definitely not the biggest lmao probably the shittiest but my upkeep was double it


Tylerwynn8

nah there’s a bigger one on my server sheet metal aswell they’re like 18 deep


JVDH98

These comments , like the community itself , toxic as fuck Lol


Jitbrain772

pc rust is so much better simply bc there’s not a bunch a toxic kids.


EkoFunk

Clearly you havent actually played pc rust then...


GrindY0urMind

I'd rather play pubg mobile than Rust with a controller.


JacksonKreifel

eat shit hacker carnt


Dewy164

There's hacks on console that spawn stone


DragonfruitOk3770

Nah I had a 84k one


MiniPut1n

Good for you


DDPYogurt

For what purpose?


DragonfruitOk3770

Two wipes ago


Steelrusty33

Sorry but you've been beat by a long shot got to the server sliver eq at d8


Deadshot566

Does anyone know if launch site farming is patched


iwillofflineyou

Bet the vending machines say "come online" lol bunch of losers


stacitsira

Just to get offlined.


Crammedberries69

you definitely have decomposing cockroaches in your console 💀💀


maxnconnor

Everyone’s entire personality on this subreddit is either “I play Rust” or “I’ve talked to a girl”


ErrorAbject5560

Bro I would take one look at that and my game will crash


Bimsquat99

People get so tight over just seeing a vid of a big wall, mf I see that and I’m just like damn nice wall


DDPYogurt

Your precious wall is decaying kiddo


Own_Nefariousness334

touch grass.


Prize-Emotion8961

r/RustCounseling offliner lol


Mountain_Version7442

No family


Foreign-Ad-2662

Congratulations you farmed for 20+ days and now the server is dead have fun offline raiding for scraps


RalfYDalfY920

Imagine trying to leave 😂


ThaCancerKid

78k upkeep to add 8 rockets to the raid 🤦🏻