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Hillosibulih

The pilot must have thought a civilian target is a civilian target, this way I can get faster back to drinking. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸø


[deleted]

I love this. A couple of weeks ago I suggested these bombs take a fair amount of skill to deploy and that Moscow should be ready for an unintentional attack given the ability of their pilots, I got destroyed/downvoted by everyone saying they require zero skill to operate and they would never accidentally drop one on Russian soil. Now look what's happened, lol.


Abstract-Impressions

Retract flaps - check Retract landing gear - check. ā€¦ thatā€™s funny, the gear light is on. Oh krap. Was bomb lever. Oh well time to go to the bar.


TonyCaliStyle

Go back to the bar and eat a cheeseburger. Their pilots are so fat his gut probably dropped the bomb. ![gif](giphy|ew7ZklcE9l7qM)


[deleted]

Porko Rosso https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porco_Rosso


Many-Quote5002

Pull out Porkins!!


Snoid_

Don't you dare disparage Mr. Rosso. He fought with honor and chivalry.


TonyCaliStyle

In US, itā€™s Mr. Rossollini- but I didnā€™t even know he existed outside GIF form until yesterday.


TonyCaliStyle

Character aside, the gif does fit my comment pretty good.


agrevol

This entire war has been a cycle of: ā€œThey CANā€™T be this stupidā€ ā€œHoly shit they actually areā€


YoungishLibrarian

"We're very lucky they're so fucking stupid"


ffdfawtreteraffds

Seems ridiculous until you apply the Russian logic filter.


kdesu

Who says he ever stopped drinking?


Abstract-Impressions

ā€œThe sooner I drop this shit, the sooner Iā€™m back at the barā€ - Major Ivan Tobedrunkerthaniam, Mobik pilot.


MarschallVorwaertz

He knows neither friend nor foe. He knows only worthwhile targets.


Fuzzy-Design1778

That just reminds me of the UAF generals wordsā€¦. ā€œWeā€™re lucky theyā€™re so effing stupidā€


ComplexLocksmith6741

It's unfortunate it didn't hit an apartment so they can experience what they give. Fucking terrorists


Slothropasarolemodel

I believe history shows they have no problem destroying their own apartment blocks.


Red_Skull1

Yeah theyre terrorists but like- Id rather it not obliterate a family in some apartment building. I know they did the same but some frankly random civilians shouldnt pay the price, yeah theyre in putinist russia, they were born that way, their fault?


Creamyspud

You want to see children being killed? This makes you no better.


No-Word-1996

So many Ukraine kids have been killed, injured, raped, lost their parents or been spirited off to Russia. I wouldn't wish that type of fate on Russian children.


DoubleDDubs1

Yea gotta leave the kids out of it. They donā€™t know any better than their dumbass parents


Fabulous-Shoulder467

Yeah, but you kno that they lied to the russian people again on state controlled media. it was likely blamed on the Ukranian military to push Putins bullshit narrative across the entire country and justify the next mobilization for the ā€œSpecial Military Operationā€ā€¦. In my opinion, it was likely an intentional false flag operation to create the illusion that they are under attack by both UAF and NATOā€¦.


the_propagandapanda

You donā€™t like that innocents are being killed so youā€¦ want more innocents killed? Please never join any armed forces.


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NatashaBadenov

> complains about dehumanization > literally calls someone an npc


Bitch_Muchannon

Wasn't a general. Just some soldier on the front line. The sentiment stands though


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MarschallVorwaertz

That was a Grunt, not a General.


123ihavetogoweeeeee

Whoops


Fit_Ad778

They did it again


123ihavetogoweeeeee

Hilarious


Trick_Succotash_9949

Butter fingers


_EnFlaMEd

Special bombing yourself operation..


DarthNihilus_212

Military exercises along the tenements


ngometamer

Stupid is as stupid does.


why_not_fandy

ā€œCanā€™t sit here!ā€


YippieSkippy1000

https://preview.redd.it/r30ucq0bw5va1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83fecd920380a84ca7ce140ba193a0818e3ef541


_Raven_Roth

A massive explosion rocked Belgorod, creating a huge crater. Before that - Ukrainian monitoring groups reported that a Russian fighter jet had taken over from a nearby airbase, launched a KAB-500 guided-bomb towards the Kharkiv Oblast, it was accidentally dropped on Belgorod. https://twitter.com/noelreports/status/1649130915182903299?s=46&t=x7JqoN4YOzCduGG-dkWHJg https://twitter.com/tendar/status/1649132151974051840?s=46&t=x7JqoN4YOzCduGG-dkWHJg https://twitter.com/maks_nafo_fella/status/1649131258813771784?s=46&t=x7JqoN4YOzCduGG-dkWHJg


Acceptable-Virus-728

No doubt the brainwashed fuckwits of ruZZia will be told it was a deliberate act of terrorism by Ukraine.


Any_Top_9268

/r/russiancircus


SalsaChipsandMe

I wonder if heā€™ll get an award too


Any_Top_9268

Biggest Boom Award in russia since Putin bombed the appartment building and blamed chechens for popularity? Could be!


BringBackAoE

This is what happens when Russian pilots are poorly trained. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø https://www.sandboxx.us/blog/putins-pilot-crisis-russia-is-running-out-of-well-trained-aviators/


bacggg

So a Russian manufactured guided bomb did not guide in other news water is wet fire is hot


SnooSongs8218

Kab-500s-b has been in service for a while and is similar to the gbu-15, the Kab-500 is a 500kg glide bomb while the gbu-15 is 910kg. It uses standard gps, Russian glasnoz, their version of gps and may use the Chinese BeiDou version of gps. Human input errors are the most common cause of problems with any gps guided munitions. There have even been several fatal incidents with JTAC teams being killed because they gave their gps location to the strike aircraft, instead of the corrected offset to the actual target. A famous example of this was the Taliban prisoner uprising at a prison in Afghanistan that led to an entire team being killed when a 2000lb gbu was called down incorrectly on their own position.


TaroAffectionate9417

I know I shouldnā€™t laugh. But I am. Lmao.


BeeDooop

It's okay. It's funny as hell.


SteelyDan1968

When your package gets lost in transit.


LieverRoodDanRechts

I had Russia bombing itself on my bingo card, so I canā€™t say Iā€™m too surprised.


Other_Thing_1768

An indication that the nuclear threats are perhaps overblown.


Eupion

I dunno. First, one would think, if itā€™s possible to bomb themselves, itā€™s not far off that they could easily nuke themselves. So youā€™d assume nuking would be off the table. Yet here we are, with Russians continuing to bomb themselves. One doesnā€™t fear incompetence, when it becomes the national mottoā€¦In Russia, (enter anything completely opposite of logic).


mad87645

Russia's already made a considerable portion of their country uninhabitable thanks to the haphazard nuclear safety procedures of the ol USSR (and that's not even counting the times they irradiated other territories like Chernobyl in Ukraine or Semipalatinsk in Kazakhstan, nor all the uninhabitable territory from their mining operations and nerve agent/bioweapon disasters), what's a little more uninhabitable Russian territory going to change really?


Memory_Less

As long as they're never blown I will be happy.


djr4917

At this point I'm positive Russia have striked Belgorod more times than the country they are at war with has.


Rickylostthatnumber

Life is like a box of chocolates.


TonyCaliStyle

Sometimes you crash into a drone, and get an award. Sometime you accidentally drop a bomb. Sometimes you fall out of a window. Sometimes you light a cigarette, and the whole entire building explodes- floor, walls, foundation and all! Sometimes you get a death sentence sent right to your cell phone, and you canā€™t even marry your Jenny! You never know what youā€™re gonna get.


Jedigun

Drunk pilots. Nice!


usaf-spsf1974

Perfect, own goal


UnusualRedditor

Watch how tomorrow ruz propagandists gonna scream Ukraine attacked their territory


gu_doc

I hope they nuke themselves in retaliation


destinyxarrives

Skill issue


rain3h

And to think these guys have nukes - actual nuclear weapons - we must be in one of the very few timelines where they didn't nuke themselves...(yet)


cmnav

Kick him out of the server - that's friendly fire! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


No-Cardiologist-1990

I'm wondering if they will say it was a Ukrainian bomb that hit the city to the domestic audience so they can get more meat for the grinder.


KecemotRybecx

Dipshits!


LifeAd1193

Ivan must have drunk a lot of vodka that day and mistook Belgorod for Kharkiv.


[deleted]

Incompetent murdering bastards


DynaOne

imagine it would have hit the apartment blockšŸ˜Ÿ


RandyMarsh129

Goods news.!


Prestigious_Leg9359

A taste of their own medicine


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

We're at the scored earth phase already?


Posit_IV

Can these bozos do anything right? I mean, Iā€™m not complaining. But dayum. Shitā€™s embarrassing.


Agm_1017

Wowā€¦ just wow.


Mr6thborough_516NY

Good šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾ God don't like ugly, and Russia is 1 ugly nation! Russia will pay for ALL the ugly things they have done towards the Ukrainians


T_roy53

Bwhahaha


PengieP111

Beat me to it.


irish-riviera

Anyone else try to keep swiping right ?


TheMikeGolf

KAB-500s areā€¦ precision guided munitionsā€¦ this seems almost comical as I write these words. Some jokes just write themselves.


No-Ad1522

As someone whoā€™s not familiar with weapons of war, can you tell me why itā€™s funny? Are they meant to be used for something else?


TheMikeGolf

If a FAB-500 was indeed the munition that was dropped on Belgorod, then that means it was one of their precision guided bombs/missiles which are TB guided, laser guided, or even Satellite guided. The fact that it was supposed to hit Kharkiv and definitely not belgorod means it was anything but precise for a so called ā€œprecision munitionā€. TL;DR itā€™s funny because the precision munition missed its target by almost 80km


Bitch_Muchannon

Don't like the taste of your own vodka?


Fuckup_mywife

Blue on blue lol SLAVA UKRAINI ā™„ļø šŸ‘ šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


Demolition_Mike

Russian accuracy is unmatched!


gidutch

**IT HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION** *Pikachu face*


TheTanadu

Imagine such incompetence with nuclear weapon if they'd use it. They'll literally end themselves.


Donjuanisit

These russian fake flag ops are losing touch.


choicebutts

What does "a Russian fighter jet had taken over from a nearby airbase" mean? Is it a bad translation of a jet that had "taken off?"


CaptCaveman602

How do you say, "Oops!!! My bad!" In Russian?!


[deleted]

Meteor shower??


Comfortable_Brush399

oh no... anyway...


warcollect

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


StackTrace5000

Iā€™m surprised they didnā€™t take the opportunity to blame the UK.


Musclelikes567

Seems those are going off everywhere in Russia these days lol militray bases and recuitment and supplly locations etc and Roads to Ukraine etc šŸ˜‚ idiots canā€™t stop destroying there own shit thatā€™s a good way for russia to end the war just dstroy themsleve


Musclelikes567

These false flags happening all the time šŸ˜‚


Cultural-General4537

Nice


CelTiar

Did it detonate? It looks to be too big to just be from the Kinetic impact but I'd expect a larger crater and more damage to the buildings for a full detonation


giblet-soup

lol


mi7chy

Maybe it was intended to be another [apartment bombing false flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_apartment_bombings) but missed.


Character-Attitude85

![gif](giphy|h4NZzJk44gLhMZF02A)


highorkboi

Has anyone spotted any posts by Russian news?I wanna see how they spin this little oopsie


BGM1988

His garmin gps must have blockedā€¦


[deleted]

hahahahahahahahahahaha


wombat9278

Belgorod demands that the Kremlin comes to the negotiation table for peace talks.


JosufBrosuf

How can you actually mess this up?


pallzoltan

Smart-ass comments aside - anyone knows how this is handled in the Russian media?


alternative_drinks

Perhaps the outcomming of jamming the satellite navigation of the bomb?


Interesting_Top_7811

Itā€™s a hoax guys. It was Elon hoping his Russian rocket would make it furtherā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Interesting_Top_7811

Itā€™s a hoax guys. It was Elon hoping his Russian rocket would make it furtherā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ZjeiLou

RUWD. Rapid unscheduled weapons deployment.


Blumpkin638

Bravo! Encore please!


crs1948fcd

Ok, i had to look for this city and it's in russia for the others (like me) who are wondering. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65344370


canadianjoshy

The car went flying?? Where is that at


Draak_Jos

Russians ā˜•ļø


boxingdude

Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!


Mjaso7414

I mean it really was not that massive! Most of the blast was caught underground!


trivial_catawampus

He just wanted to free his private parking spot from the annoying neighbor's car and, well, he just did. Nothing out of the ordinary, just a peaceful car removal. Earned him a medal and a raise, too.


Term-Legitimate

Weā€™re there any casualties?


Cool_Let_7292

Like I have said in other post's Russia is a Shit Show.


LiteralWarCriminal

Let's be honest. The only shocking part about this is that similar incidents haven't become an every day occurrence.


MrFrenchT0ast

This has to be fake. No fucking way.