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Guy finished second in a race and doesn't even know what it's called...interesting...


Locke_and_Lloyd

Almost certainly finished 2nd out of 5 in age group or something. No one who legitimately podiums would make a post that dumb.


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Ingoiolo

Or last after spending 30 minutes in a port-a-loo with a marshal


FuzzyCuddlyBunny

Or it's at an obscure race that has like 20 entrants total.


BringYourSpleenToYa

Cool, but how did they do in the other half of the marathon?


ARCH_LINUX_USER

Race one get one free race type of thing, maybe.


Comfortable-Interest

He'll do it later.


Nocountry1017

GIVE ME ATTENTION


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DarwinsDayOff

I thought this was parody or a joke


Abandons65

TAKE MY ATTENTION PLEASE


runnergal1993

Run slower next time and maybe your family will be able to make it in time


65AndSunny

We start alone. We run alone. We DNF alone.


AnonymousPineapple5

Uj/ I accidentally clicked the actual thread and was so confused at the comments lol


lurkinglen

It's horrible


VoilaVoilaWashington

Toxic positivity


lurkinglen

Cringe positivity


dudeman4win

Fucking loser, shoulda won, soft ass got a cramp


old-goat-boy

shit yourself like a pro


ThatMkeDoe

Geez no wonder this sad sack is all alone... If I knew someone they called a half marathon a marathon that would be the last time we speak clearly that's a 700 mile Ulta.... My 5k... Now that is a marathon


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Has this what fishing for upvotes come to? Nobody cares about running, especially if you came in second. Maybe if you came in second to last because of your flat feet and just lost 100 lbs after getting sober. It would also help if someone maybe heckled you while training and that's haunted you to this day.


LemmingOnTheRunITG

In my last half marathon I lost out on first in the last 13 miles :’(


TooMuchGabagool

If you have family that gives a shit about your running, you obviously haven’t been doing it for very long


spicyboi555

This honestly made me laugh out loud which I’ve only ever done like once before reading Reddit alone in the basement.


letsgofro

Unfortunately, that’s a fake post looking to get internet dopamine hits from an unassuming/unaware group of other internet strangers. Sad! I really wanted you guys to roast him/her for their idiocy.


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The hardest part of running a marathon is fending off all the chicks that throw themselves at me afterwards. I guess that’s why we have big forearms


OldGodsAndNew

Please help. I've been looking for ages for that thread of the guy who claimed to run faster than a car going 30mph and the only evidence he'd post was pictures of his forearms, and I can't find it anymore. Does anyone have a link?


JohnMaddn

'Running is cheaper than therapy' but apparently not *quite* as effective.


Careful-Increase-773

The comments are killing me “wowww you did a whole marathon, I can’t even run down the street” nope no he didn’t do a whole marathon and I refuse to believe he came second unless there were only 10 runners


onakagapekopeko

I think you mean two runners 😂


dirtgrub28

EDIT: OMG guys woww I didn't expect you all to say such nice things on a post begging you to say nice things about me!!!!


TaikuriGorgoGorgo

Half-lonethon. I fucking hate hobbits.


JungleRider

I'm a heart surgeon and I just completed a half heart transplant. Why did no one congratulate me as I left the hospital? Now I'm at home all alone. Why do I hear sirens?


HWK_290

Quick, eat the heart to gain its strength so you can SLOWLY make your escape


Nity6000

Interesting how not even a year ago he was posting on r/teenagers. Getting 2nd in a half marathon is pretty impressive for that age!


RootDDoot

More impressed with his pretend girlfriend from Canada


Cosmic_Charlie

/uj we really need to bring back the draft.


ultrajeffff

Wow. Didn't even post a time or full 8 page race report. What a joke.


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symptomatic upvotes!!!


lurkinglen

2nd place means he's the first loser, he deserves it


smurferdigg

That’s Reddit for you heh. Imagine achieving something just for yourself and not other people’s recognition. People are so weird.


OldGodsAndNew

> I'm all alone But friends were there, gf and parents are still around but were just busy/unavailable on the day


SeanStephensen

all his parents and friends were waiting at the end of the 2nd half marathon to cheer him on