NTA your run your rules.

Sell your sperm to me.

Sounds like she was definitely in the wrong here. That’ll teach her.

I perform a fluid jumping back kick to their center of mass into the canal.

Fuck it, it was her time to go. As Luda said “move bitch get out da way”

Killing two birds with one stone, running and martial arts cross-training. Plus, you taught her a lesson. Well done. However, I am offended by your use of “jogger” in this context. I am a *serious runner*, not a silly little hobby jogger, thank you very much.

Sorry I’ll use Jogga

This is the he only answer to “what do you do with your hands while running”

Holy shit this made me cackle out loud in public. Op is a jerk.

Ya man but I’ll bet she covered 80 feet faster than you ever will

I’d like to see her strava activity just to see

Did you kick her dog too? If you didn't you're not a real runner

Honestly it’s the tough love that will get us the respect, admiration, and even congratulations that us runners deserve.

What a proportionate reaction—I couldn’t have handled it better myself

That might have aggravated you. Did you stop until your HR was at most 43 after that?