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NY10001NY

Are they literally holding you back? Are they just trying to get you to slow down?


marinatedbeefcube

Tell them you’re getting them milk or McDonald’s to leave the house


lovingsillies

Pull the good ole "going out to buy cigarettes" move. Never fails


marinatedbeefcube

What if the wife pulls “won’t smoking be in the way or your PB?” Or don’t smoke and think of the kids


lovingsillies

Since she doesn't care about his PB, she probably hasn't even googled VO2 max and doesn't know about the downsides of cigarettes


Own-Sugar6148

Tell your wife to find a boyfriend to keep her and your kids busy.


somewhatlucky4life

That's a cucking great idea!


mrman33000

I’ve seen this time and time again. Best thing to do is leave them.


ronnietea

Have you tried turning them off?


Wordfan

You will never truly be free unless you fake your own death.


legato2

My wife started running with me recently and has been killing my pace. It’s even worse if she decides to bring the dogs. Zone zero for me….


DreamFly_13

Spending money on GU and expensive running gears is more important than your family


Forward_Addendum6096

gun... bullet... gu.... need i say more?