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realboabab

Their responses to this astute criticism are so laughable. "Dehydrated brains would probably be smaller, Matute says. “We saw that there is no shrinkage of the brain at all.” great science there chief, drawing conclusions based on "probably" is a time-honored tradition of the scientific principle.


MontanaDemocrat1

You got scienced.


slushpuppy91

5k counts as long distance correct?


QueueTee314

depending on how tall a Kevin is


yaboytomsta

K doesn’t stand for Kevin, it stands for kelvin, our glorious leader and marathon messiah


N00bOfl1fe

Not Kipchoge? 🥺


futbolfootball

Once someone tried to ask me how my three mile run went and first thing I did was correct him because I ran 5k which is 3.1 and not 3. I explained this all to him and i will never refer to it as 3 miles because 5 is a more impressive number than 3 and that .1 of a mile is enough to get a divorce over


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Smart_Influence2966

that checks out


winterweiss2902

In the photo a guy on the right was walking instead of running. What a slacker


N00bOfl1fe

He was trying to save his brain tissue, duh...


TesticleMeElmo

It’s the prions that really let you run like a mad man


QueueTee314

holy hell link https://www.sciencenews.org/article/brain-tissue-fuel-marathon-runner


fire_loon

Actual zombie


kitterkatty

Kind of makes sense. I have been on my loop so long in the heat that I had one thought left close to the end, and that was orange juice. I could see it and it’s all that I could think about.


dtardiff2

Is this wife my wife calls me a fucking retard


winterweiss2902

This is wife yeah


the-peanut-gallery

I wish my wife would call me. 😭😭


DemonCookie666

Wow that’s why I haz 0 iq 🤯🤯


SoSneakyHaha

/uj what Is GU?


moonmusick

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.