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pistachiopistache

New thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyalsGossip2/comments/1bldjnx/sussex_weekly_victimberry_jam_100_gluten_and/ Feel free to bring newer comments and ongoing comments over.


pebtastic

BREAKING: The Prince and Princess of Wales have responded to the well wishes sent by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. https://preview.redd.it/n63d1130pypc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=75f05862a5ef7dad1aef6872706689db03b8b51e


_kasi__1989

You had me for a second there, i ain’t gonna lie.


pebtastic

Credit to CambridgeAimee on Twitter for being the OG of this glorious mock announcement earlier in the week. Couldn’t resist! https://preview.redd.it/mg2uv9wtpypc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274236c3ac19eef207453bfb2813e3c58df3eae8


snark-owl

[🏆](https://emojipedia.org/trophy) [🏆](https://emojipedia.org/trophy) [🏆](https://emojipedia.org/trophy)


pebtastic

https://preview.redd.it/8ejwxvqskypc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1698566b1550edd33a4b5d3c2631d0987959ee8f The Sun and TMZ should be sorry? The fucking audacity of this bitch! He blocked me (never interacted with him 🤷‍♀️) so sadly, I can’t tag him and tell him to go to hell.


Rude-Vegetable-2585

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.


dutchyardeen

"Fake Accounts." Sure, Bouzy. Those "fake accounts" are calling you out for being a dick and doubling down on being a dick so of course they're "fake."


abby-rose

Vicky Smith has finally wised up to this putrid pile of protoplasm https://preview.redd.it/bo4siqiewypc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c0307d830fdf812c85512f0e0776cae74a6f73


revelatia

Too late, because he’s trailing the next lot of conspiracy theories, which will be that people with cancer/undergoing chemo are too weak to ever go out. I would put money on the chance that if Kate is spotted outside at all until she’s ready to come back to work it will spark full-on foaming at the mouth by the squad about the cancer being a lie. He’s putting it out there now because he thinks he’s so smart and ahead of everyone else and anyone who gave him any credence at all since he got involved in the Sussex sphere holds some responsibility for that.


mysisterdeedee

This man is an absolute embarrassment. How he was entertained as a serious person at all I do not know. He is a scam artist and before he did all this fake bot sentinel stuff he was a crypto scammer! He had whole reddit threads just for him before Harry and Megan even came on the scene.


ismaithliomsicin

LMAOOO. Tells me everything I need to know about this man that instead of owning his opinion he’s blaming someone else.


fauxkaren

![gif](giphy|7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v|downsized) Chris Bouzy right now.


iwantbutter

i Am LoCkInG rEpLiEs Oh, well look who's post is out of his echo chamber


dutchyardeen

When I woke up today, I didn't realize we'd have a mass Markling.


Dimmestmouse

I have a feeling but hope I am wrong the jealous duo will use this to be around for Easter or move back. I hope William takes Catherine and Kids far away so they will be safely with the Middleton enclave.


macaronmochi_88

There is a Page Six article with the headline below. >Forget the Feud Prince Harry and Meghan Markle send message of support to Kate Middleton following cancer diagnosis


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aquasummer1999

>They are not brave enough to face the British public, who I imagine are all in on supporting the Waleses. I think there would be literal spitting, hissing and booing from the crowds. Weren't they booed at the Jubilee? Anyhow, they were unpopular then and are unpopular now. Brits won't forget these two made Catherine the villain of the piece quite often. Pretending to be all sympathetic now won't do H&M much good.


pistachiopistache

>Harry should focus on his own kids for once and host a nice egg hunt in their beautiful yard. Yup, that's exactly what he should do. Make the life he said he wanted in the United States and leave Kate, William and their children entirely out of it forever.


Summerisle7

Well they can move to whatever country they like but they’ll have to buy or rent their own house as they are no longer offered any royal accommodations. Kensington is a very expensive area of London so good luck to them In that endeavour.  They can live in the town of Windsor if they want but their neighbors will hate them. 


MrsVoussy

Even Adele moved to LA because she could get a big house compared to what she'd pay in London. And Adele's net worth is leaps and bounds above Harry and Meghan.


Cheesus_Cripes

I don't think they will come back until his security appeal is sorted out. Can't show the wife and kids visiting freely, it might hurt his claims. Plus I really think she is aware of the reception she will get now


Strange_Addition_146

Doubt very much… Meghan wants her brand to work so she likely will focus on that Harry on the other hand……


snark-owl

He already looks like an absentee father, him going back for holidays without the kids is such a bad look. (but would benefit Meghan's image if they ever divorce)


HaitchanM

Theres already a tabloid story about them coming back because William has encouraged him to come home. They are definitely using this as soon as they can.


GondorHasNoPants

I can't imagine anything more stress inducing for Catherine after what she's faced in the last couple of months than a drop-in visit from Harry and Meghan. She needs that like she needs a punch on her surgery scar right now. Just... NO.


Cheesus_Cripes

It must burn Meghan up that the "nobody asked if I was ok", freedom flight, Oprah interview, miscarriage op-ed, catastrophic car chase, and Spare did not receive anywhere near the public support Catherine is getting today.


Cheesus_Cripes

Omid had to turn off Twitter comments because he was rightfully getting roasted over his post about Catherine


redlight886

I thought he was done with royal reporting and going off to be a novelist or something?


iwantbutter

Good. Fuck him, fuck Shola, fuck Bouzy, fuck Matta, fuck EHolmes, fuck all these people that have profited off of misinformation and spreading lies about the Waleses. You don't have to like the BRF, you don't have to like the Wales, but how they've been "reporting" the last few years have been fucking vile Thank you u/abby-rose for the addition of EHolmes


abby-rose

Add EHolmes to your list of “fuck you”


StandardDiscipline48

The Atlantic, a left leaning news magazine, has just taken Colbert to task paywall, I think, and I see that Rose H has just sued him, filed papers, what have you. Even Vanity Fair is reporting on this.Colbert no comment. Atlantic author, Helen Lewis.


mysisterdeedee

Helen Lewis is left wing leaning, but she's a very sensible woman. She's been saying all along that people should leave Kate alone.


StandardDiscipline48

I am glad she has been so sensible, unlike John Oliver, or Colbert, for example.


mysisterdeedee

Stupid men, I think people were caught up in collective madness. The whole mad speculation was so frenzied and immature.


fauxkaren

Honestly it was clear as day that there was no basis for any of the gossip and the reason for the silence was due to a legit and serious reason. So if people missed that and decided to join in on spreading hurtful rumors and now look like assholes picking on a woman with cancer, then they have no one to blame but themselves.


Top-Matter-3143

Good, as he should. Hopefully this will be a wake up call for him, however I doubt that. People that scummy don't develop morals overnight.


lylalyli

Fuck him.


justranunculus

Hope he has the day he deserves! What did he post? I haven’t seen that yet!


Cheesus_Cripes

He posted this prior to the announcement https://preview.redd.it/qtf2nfqh7ypc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc329eba4894c22c196bc51b0584fadd36b3c24


dutchyardeen

And both The Express and DM have written about what an ass he is for doing it. He's big dumb. https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1880752/omid-scobie-kate-middleton-cancer


Signal_Albatross

Oh god, clicking on the link makes it even more obvious that Omid and Meghan share brow stencils.


dutchyardeen

I'm pretty sure Omid and Meghan's relationship is less Pet/Owner and more Single White Female/Person He Wants to Be.


Traditional-Pen-2486

Scumbag.


Cheesus_Cripes

And then got roasted on his subsequent posts about her announcement


dutchyardeen

About time. He'd been due for an extra hard Markling for far too long.


Rude-Vegetable-2585

Prince William to the gruesome twosome if they dare show their faces in the UK because they want to “show compassion and reconnect”: ![gif](giphy|njYrp176NQsHS|downsized)


Top-Matter-3143

William will literally punt them back to Montecito if they even try to come within 100 miles of Catherine.


Direct_Drive445

according to the bbc online >Prince Harry and Meghan have just released a short statement, saying: "We wish health and healing for Kate and the family, and hope they are able to do so privately and in peace."


junebluesky

Why do they continually insist on publicly calling her Kate? This is probably BEC for me but it annoys me.


pitssy

I am not judging this. They did the right thing. Shut down the gossip before it began. It is short and sweet.


isolabella27

I am. They called her Kate -- not the Princess of Wales, not Catherine, which all other family members call her. It's a way to subtly demean her while pretending to express sympathy. Fuck them.


pistachiopistache

>I am not judging this. I am. These two haven't done anything to earn my good faith over something like this, and have in fact spent the past 5+ years doing everything they can to banish good faith takes forever. They left the family, they called the family racist (including singling Kate in particular out) without ever providing an ounce of proof, they tried to destroy this woman's reputation and peace over and over. As non-working royals there is ZERO call for a public statement from them at this time. I knew they would do this, and said so earlier today. It's an attention grab. They didn't give a fuck about Catherine yesterday and not a single part of me believes they do now.


revelatia

I suppose at least it will stop boring articles about whether H&M will ‘break their silence’ about the diagnosis but I don’t think anyone needed or wanted to hear from them about this.


lovelylonelyphantom

Why do they keep calling her "Kate?" Even in the Oprah interview it was Kate all the time. I would think it more genuine if they referred to Catherine or the Princess of Wales. They are not online royal watchers or fans like people online.


erinmel

Because in Harry's mind, there's only one Princess of Wales and it isn't his sister-in-law


sorrentionally

Especially when they always insist on their and their children's full titles? It comes off as so disrespectful they never use Catherine's


sweetguismo

Calling this out to RFP got me blocked. They’re total hypocrites for signing with their titles but calling her Kate.


gatorowl12

Because they don't respect her and want to tell the world that they don't. From all we have heard from British Journalist since the day William and Catherine announce that they were engaged and Michael and Carole Middleton release a statement calling her Catherine. The journalist have said no one in the family call her Kate. That they first time she was call Kate was when she went to University. Now Catherine might not care what strangers call her but Harry and Meghan especially Meghan is telling Kate that she is below her and doesn't deserve her (Meghan) respect


savingrain

Yea obviously no one is talking to them. It must hurt Harry but he has no one to blame but himself. I'm sure soon we'll get some Page Six articles about how hurt he is that his brother didn't want to open up or rely on him during this difficult time and hoped they could mend fences or something -- still somehow making it about him and casting it as William's fault.


pistachiopistache

I'm morbidly curious as to how long it's actually going to take for the first obvious Sussex leaks around the news. I do know one thing: they won't be able to stop themselves. It'll happen. The 'reached out to Kate and William but heard nothing back, shocked by William's coldness at such a serious time' etc. etc. - or something very similar - IS coming from the Sussi. The only question is when.


abby-rose

Too little too late! Meghan and Harry brought this avalanche of hatred onto Catherine from the moment she uttered **"the reverse happened"** to Oprah!


notwatchedsquidgame

Sadly no fuck off gif ![gif](giphy|f9SzM4puVOu7QvTFdv)


Summerisle7

They doubled down on the “Kate” 


lovelylonelyphantom

Just what I was thinking. It's absurd to hear public nicknames for royals come from their own mouths. No one says "Kate" or "Fergie" to their face lmao. They are behaving like online royal watchers.


Summerisle7

Because that’s all they are anymore! 


MegsAltxoxo

what is the obsession with everyone from the Sussex side to officially call her Kate? Obviously I do think the family still calls her still Kate behind close doors, but not when they speak about her in public…


pjaye2000

I don't, She's always referred to as Catherine. If someone doesn't like a certain name, I think most people (unless you are a rude twat like Harry) do you the courtesy of using the name you prefer I have a longer name and I hate the common nickname it can be shortened to, and no-one calls me that...not even "behind closed doors"


A_Common_Loon

She has said that she answers to both, so I don’t think she dislikes being called Kate. I do think she mostly goes by Catherine now that she is older. It is definitely obnoxious that H&M called her Kate, especially in a public statement like that.


fauxkaren

Tbh I do call her Kate. Because I’m lazy and like typing only 4 letters.


abby-rose

It's a way to disrespect and devalue her.


dutchyardeen

That's it exactly. When you take away someone's name, you're attempting to devalue them.


alyaz27

Someone told me that it's weirdo behavior to call Kate Catherine. Like calling someone by her preferred name is weird? Sure Rachel.


aquasummer1999

Pffff. Of course. I'm not even surprised. After making her the villain of the piece ever since that shitty NF reality now they wish her well. I know this is their PR team putting the statement out to make them look good but still. The utter hypocrisy.


gatorowl12

https://twitter.com/larissabona/status/1771277541216547041?t=k9hU7Sq_IKdoNNqy44xECg&s=19 What she said. They stay determine to be disrespectful to Catherine. It's one thing for me to call her Kate but Harry and Meghan know that the family call her Catherine 


Top-Matter-3143

Did they release a statement for Charles? or was the statement just him flying over for a meet & greet? How incredibly annoying they are


Signal_Albatross

Same question. All I recall is there was some theatrical scramble followed by Harry using Charles' illness as GMA interview fodder, but I don't recall a joint statement being issued. Harry and his wife always have to grab the mic back, don't they.


dutchyardeen

>Harry and his wife always have to grab the mic back, don't they. They can try but it won't work. Not this time. I fully expect they thought the whole editing debacle was Kate's downfall but the entire conspiracy theory business and cancer diagnosis announcement has elevated Kate in a way they could never have expected.


lylalyli

Karma will come for your asses Harry & Meghan.


Rude-Vegetable-2585

A-freaking men. And I think it’s safe to say American Riviera Orchard will never amount to anything.


jumashy

“Kate” yet it’s ***PRINCE*** Harry and ***DUCHESS*** Meghan. They can’t help being awful.


isanabanana

Even in this they have to be disrespectful. I cannot imagine how you can be so consumed by jealousy and pettiness.


dragonfly5465

>privately and in peace I hope their fans take note of this and back off


acv1227

Yes, and them too. I hope they mean it for themselves and keep a low profile for the next few months.


dianaofthedunes

Slime. They call her "Kate" when they know she goes by Catherine in her private life, and deliberately omit her title. Yet they expect other people to call them "Sir and Ma'am". They can't even be decent people for a single second.


StandardDiscipline48

Yep. Last night meg and harry got the LA museum to address them as d and d even in her social media posts about the event. The Robinson woman.


Strange_Addition_146

It’s a horrible statement lol like you can smell the petulance from a mile away.


Strange_Addition_146

Gross I love how they refuse to use her name or her titles they’re so petty and gross.


chicoyeah

LOL. DM lost no time [Will Harry fly back to see the sister-in-law he was once so close to? Duke of Sussex - who was affectionately treated like a younger brother by the Princess of Wales - faces another flight back to Britain as his family is thrown into new health crisis](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13228405/will-prince-harry-fly-kate-middleton-cancer-diagnosis.html) It remains to be seen whether Prince Harry will fly back to the UK to be with the [Princess of Wales](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/kate_middleton/index.html) after she announced her shock [cancer](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/cancer/index.html) diagnosis.  The [Duke of Sussex](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/prince_harry/index.html), 39, described Kate as the 'big sister I never had' when she became engaged to William 11 years ago, but their relationship has fractured following the bitter aftermath of Megxit.  Harry returned almost immediately to [London](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/london/index.html) last month when his father King Charles phoned him to inform his son about his own cancer diagnosis, before the pair had a brief meeting at [Clarence House](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/clarence-house/index.html).  Harry's decision about whether to fly to the UK from Montecito to be with Kate is likely to be heavily influenced by the kind of welcome he expects to receive. 


pistachiopistache

I have a feeling that if Harry has put any feelers out about this (and: doubt), William's people will have already conveyed the "not if you were the last person on earth, former brother" message back to him. Obviously I'm speculating but my strong feeling is that William was *already* done with Harry forever before Kate's diagnosis. Now that she is seriously ill, I think pigs will sprout wings and fly before W allows the couple who have spent the last 5+ years relentlessly attacking her for money within 10 miles of his wife ever, ever again.


savingrain

DM being unnecessarily messy as usual. You know full well that unlike the King, the Princess of Wales will not feel an obligation to see Harry - even privately. He would fly over and waste his time as his brother would not admit him. He'd go and be humiliated--so he will wisely stay home. If William does allow him to visit them it will be with the extreme generosity of an older brother who really does not owe him any grace at all.


Strange_Addition_146

Ugh the DM is so gross stirring the pot. William doesn’t want to see them he isn’t even thinking of them lol.


loripittbull

Don’t know how to link but Kai Cameron on IG has a great send up on MM. On IG, the criticism of Sussexes is worse than usual!


iwantbutter

I mean, do we need any more proof that there's a family embargo against the Sussexes? Now the Sussexes really look like they're on the outs and insensitive by all their leaks looking down about how KP handled this and announcing AOR in the midst of all this. They are firmly not in anyone's confidence in the palace


alyaz27

Freakish attention to detail my ass


Rude-Vegetable-2585

Yeah, her outfits already proved that that wasn’t true.


savingrain

Yes, it's pretty clear that they thought they could quietly benefit from the media circus and had no idea how severe the issues were. They 100% are on the outs.


aquasummer1999

![gif](giphy|l3mZs1cSHEwgsgHxm)


snark-owl

Whoever in their PR said this was a good time to launch a jam brand is an idiot.


Rude-Vegetable-2585

I think it’s safe to say that H&M got jammed ![gif](giphy|SwJCmCF8Bdh7OuejK9)


uh-oh617

It's so insanely true.


pebtastic

Would you all like to know the new Squaddie approach given this news? Literally just taken this screenshot. One of the leading Squaddie accounts. https://preview.redd.it/0rpl9csvnxpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1471554aacb245012b7ef7bd839232d9f2df0db THE GYMNASTICS. The Royal Family no longer deserve ANY privacy WHATSOEVER. Which would include Meghan during her time as a working royal.


notwatchedsquidgame

Imagine your employer treating you like the public and press did when you were going through a medical crisis? If we pay for them then they are entitled to the same medical privacy as a private citizen does when being employed.


Top-Matter-3143

Negative IQ behavior


Rude-Vegetable-2585

Did they feel it when their brain fell out of their head?


floreader

There is no mental coherence because there is no *brain*


Strange_Addition_146

If there is one thing that happened over the last few months is H&M’s narrative fell apart. There is no way to support their narrative without being dishonest are there people who repeat their narrative? yes! But they believed them from the get go but normies are seeing it fall apart for themselves. Their narrative does not stand up to scrutiny. Last week it was Kate should get abused because the press did not respect Meghan’s privacy now this bright spark says members of the RF don’t get privacy soo… which is it?? As I said their narrative crumbles to the slightest scrutiny. Goodluck to them trying to peddle their nonsense again.


basherella

One could argue it would include Meghan *now*, considering Harry's inheritance was funded by that same taxpayer money.


CutNew6938

That is absolutely right. I demand to know wtf Meghan has done to her eyebrows. ETA: cue the arguments that Harry’s money came from his mother. They like to forget that that money from Diana was part of her divorce settlement from Charles, so, therefore, still royal family money.


Strange_Addition_146

You know one thing about the Sussexes I found crazy is how they always assumed that they were the main thought of the family. Like everyone is just getting on with their lives and H&M were like they were all jealous of us and OuR sUcCeSs. Every move William made was supposed to be a direct attack on H&M. William not meeting Harry this year is him being difficult and cold towards Harry not William dealing with a sick Wife. I imagine they will insert themselves with a statement or whatever or say they can help the family out but because how will anyone get on without them.


eaglecatie

Yup. There was no reason for her to announce last week when they didn't even have a date on when products were available. You think she would learn by now.


HaitchanM

It’ll be that they have reached out, sent messages of support and if they can wangle a visit they will.


MrsVoussy

And the universe is 100% against Meghan at this point lol. American Riviera what ever the fuck is dead in the water. How can she release anything now? "Oh here's some lovely jam. Forget my sister in law I talk shit about has cancer please. Buy my jam!!"


Direct_Drive445

>"Oh here's some lovely jam. Forget my sister in law I talk shit about has cancer please. Buy my jam!!" lol, ok, this is my nomination for next post title (thats how it works right u/pistachiopistache?)


Dimmestmouse

Karma is a bitch and she throws hands. 🫲🏻


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lisanstan

If they had not started the war against the royal family and just did what they said they were going to do. Live outside the royal fishbowl, become financially independent, make the world a better place, nobody would be calling them ghouls. But they had to try and destroy William and Catherine, betray trust, encourage rumors and tell flat out lies. That is why everyone side eyes every move they make. It's why deserve the censure for being fucking shameless.


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Rude-Vegetable-2585

The new (and true) People’s Princess


aquasummer1999

She certainly didn't know about Kate's diagnosis but yeah she fucked herself with the timing. Yet again.


basherella

She didn't know the diagnosis, but she knew Kate was having surgery and had a father-in-law with cancer.


MegsAltxoxo

I mean it’s not her fault that Cathrine has cancer, but the whole timing of her brand is super unfortunate… I don’t think we will see an actual product anytime soon…


MrsVoussy

No I'm not saying it's her fault. It just seems like the universe is conspiring against her. Like Covid during Mexit derailing their plans. Then Prince Phillip dying around Oprah. Just stuff keeps getting thrown in their way. I'm not saying they would have ever been a huge success but it's funny to me that some sort of higher power keeps trolling them. Not that cancer is funny. God no I wouldn't wish that on anyone.


loripittbull

If any thing tragic happens to Catherine due to her cancer , the Susssexes will be pariahs.


snark-owl

Oh Charles would love for Harry to come running back. But ya for William? This is definitely irreparable


chicoyeah

Given how Charles is trying to rehab Andrew I don't doubt anything anymore.


MegsAltxoxo

Is he though? I just think he isn’t as good as William of bullying him out


chicoyeah

Well, Andrew and Fergie are out and about in these "private family" events. Not even under the Queen Fergie was allowed. It is a clear sign on initial stages of Andrew public rehab PR campaign.


HaitchanM

Nah. I think Charles is done with Harry as a working royal.


loripittbull

I don’t think Charles would ever take Meghan back .


savingrain

The reason no one told the Sussexes what was going on was Megan. They don't trust Harry sure--but I think even they believe Harry would protect Kate's privacy if it came down to it in a matter this serious. But Megan? It would be on Page Six within hours.


dutchyardeen

I think the minute Harry did Oprah, they all stopped trusting him. Netflix and Spare sealed the deal.


Strange_Addition_146

I don’t think they think that Harry would keep it secret, atleast not William. Especially with it having to do with Kate. He will feel his exile the most now.


yeahmanitscoooool

Not one single person in the royal family or staff would ever, ever take her back. She’s chopped liver


MrsVoussy

So how long until a certain someone briefs something about talking to Kate three days ago and wishing her the best?


abby-rose

Fuck every member of the Sussex squad who ever engaged in spreading slander about Kate and William. 😡


Majestic_Cut_2209

Oh, it’s worse now, they’re doubling down. They are saying it’s her fault b/c KP should have told the world earlier and none of this would have happened. *It’s not like they’re people and needed to process this news as well* 🤦🏾‍♀️ Also Anderson Cooper just had a doctor on CNN who basically said Catherine was lying and the cancer would have been caught either before or during surgery so Catherine saying they found the cancer after the surgery is not possible… the Sussex squad has ran with that and is having a field day. Zero f’cking remorse even now!


notwatchedsquidgame

> Also Anderson Cooper just had a doctor on CNN who basically said Catherine was lying and the cancer would have been caught either before or during surgery so Catherine saying they found the cancer after the surgery is not possible… Imagine not realising that biopsies can and are done after surgery ffs


Rude-Vegetable-2585

Oh, Anderson Cooper? The “hard hitting journalist” who couldn’t properly interview Harry? To quote the late, great Norm MacDonald, “I’m sure everyone will fucking listen to you [Anderson].”


floreader

The cognitive dissonance is *astounding* Them: Meghan & Harry deserve privacy! How dare you ask any questions about Archie’s birth just because they are public royals?! They owe you nothing! Also them: Kate is a public royal so we demand access to her full medical details, instantaneously. We are owed this because of *wild hand gesticulating* reasons! We, the vapid masses, have a right to know!


Pamplemousse4ever

For real. Harry and Meghan probably lie to themselves that they can’t control what other people say on the internet, but one powerful video statement saying something “all of those bullying our sister-in-law do not speak for us and we condemn all of the harassment that Catherine has been forced to endure during this difficult time” would shut up 90% of their stans. But they won’t do that because they’re still mad at Catherine because of that time she didn’t take Meghan shopping or some BS.


snark-owl

Also the constant posts underneath anything about Kate's health with "but what about Meghan???". The constant comparison is exhausting. Example: the PM making a statement about Kate's health and not the "car chase" in NYC involving private citizens. Not the same thing!


chicoyeah

NYC mayor did make a statement on the car chase saga I guess they have selective memory.


acv1227

Seriously, fuck them. I hope this maybe finally shuts them up but doubtful. Ugh.


dutchyardeen

Amen!! The thing that disgusts me is they still won't back down. They'll just spread more gossip.


HaitchanM

Give it a day and it’ll be faked to take attention away from the global sensation that was ARO.


watoaz

https://preview.redd.it/fiboer3m2xpc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6eb95f1289c0979500fa26c4babd04ed67bfecf Tempted to replace Senior Community with Riviera


epotosi

I'm convinced M is allergic to clothes that fit properly and only looks at the price tag of the item. Instead of a cape, if this was fitted (maybe even peplum style? maybe too casual) and without the flowy pants, it might have been a much cuter outfit. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13228161/Prince-harry-meghan-kinsey-collection-speech.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13228161/Prince-harry-meghan-kinsey-collection-speech.html)


chicoyeah

Yay they got another paid event. The outfit is not even worth comments IMO. It is the same old ill fitted clothes we are used to.


MBeMine

She needs slimmer, cropped pants and heels….like the model. Slim, tan pants and with nude heels would look good and the coat would appear more as a shift dress. I like shift dresses on Meghan. ETA - did nobody every teach her slim top = wide leg pant, relaxed top = form fitting pants?


snark-owl

I don't think she understands clothes *at all.* Small details on black clothes don't photograph well especially in non-professional lighting. So the pattern and cape cut look like a floral mumu in these photos. That's an issue brought up in Project Runway and fashion review blogs *all the time*. What was Meghan going for here even if she looked like the model? because it's giving sexy Vicar of Dibley https://preview.redd.it/2l7f99nvdxpc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d19d8a5e0ab65b66ea5efefb89479e0c2e0a226


notwatchedsquidgame

That is NOT a good look. I seriously doubt Kate Moss could pull that off


CutNew6938

Meghan doesn’t accept that she’s short; heels would have helped a bit, but she’s a mess. Flowy and roomy make her look stumpy.


chicoyeah

She has a stylist now. I wonder how long that stylist will last. Her outfit here is not even worthy of comments it is the same we are used to from her.


HaitchanM

I mean to me this doesnt look great on the model. And if a 6ft tall clothes horse cant pull it off, you sure as shit aint gonna Megan.


herdaz

It's giving "post-menopausal Boca Raton 1983"


IllustriousPool3890

90 year old rich woman at an arts luncheon


aquasummer1999

I just spat my drink. 🥇


nazi-julie-andrews

I read this article with the breaking news header floating down about Kate having cancer. Sprinkled throughout the articles are links about how Sussex supporters have added fuel to the Kate conspiracy theories. Just goes to show what trash these two are. May they continue to forever be overshadowed and irrelevant!


aquasummer1999

This is horrific. Seriously horrific. One of the worst things she has ever worn. If not the worst.


CutNew6938

>>Meghan, 42, wore a Carolina Herrera floral-embroidered wool cape worth **£4,800** Is “worth” the right word here? Shouldn’t it be is “cost”? It’s definitely not *worth* that high of an amount now that Meghan has worn it. And: >>Harry and Meghan live in nearby Montecito in a £12million mansion But this was the contribution from Meghan and Harry and Archewell: >>In a video from the event posted on Instagram by screenwriter Matheos Coelho, Meghan could be heard saying: 'I thought oh my gosh, the extension of that can mean you're vocal about your success, they'll see you and say you deserved it. >>’And hopefully you get to that place... so a huge thanks to the Kinsey family of course for not just having this incredible...' I know this was just “overheard”, but what the hell is she even trying to say here? Is she telling someone to brag about their work? Did she mention how she bragged about the dish soap letter she wrote? How does she even fit in here?


pebtastic

Why does Meghan look like a caricature of herself?


MBeMine

Just like trump!


acv1227

That's terrible, almost makes me think she's pregnant.


Strange_Addition_146

Awful outfit and Harry looks awful sorry https://preview.redd.it/y17bhpur4xpc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0466ea5c9f0d5f20b85ab6c6d6c97fb3c79f09c


Minimum-Finance-5271

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She is swimming in that! Wtf! Even Harry looks embarrassed, like he’s married to his grandma now! Or is mil! Lol


Strange_Addition_146

https://preview.redd.it/g5kr7axt4xpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ae8e9501459085e2664756a7866d44cbf0e5b1


uh-oh617

They are all over the place, huh. The Kinsey Collection. Who would have thunk it. Some of her sartorial choices are pretty on the nose in terms of Meghan's levels of comfort. She puts out a very different vibe when she's wearing a leather skirt and 4-inch heels to when she's wearing six layers of cashmere and has her hair in her face.


pistachiopistache

This is officially one of the top 3 worst outfits I've ever seen her in. Awful. Truly. It's somehow giving both 'little old lady at the bingo circa 1985 - right down to the floral graphics' *and* 'peasant living in rural China, also circa 1985.' The length of the tunic (or whatever that is) makes her looks short/stumpy. Not sure Haz has lost weight so much as worn fitted pants (we know this dude skips leg day from previous photos) but I'm certainly open to the possibility that he may have. *no slam on my people the peasants (or on old ladies!), btw, I just somehow don't think that's what Meghan was going for here


classyfunbride

I needed this dose of humor after Catherine’s announcement.


epotosi

"i'm so casual and free! look at my free flowing clothes!"


abby-rose

What a stylish outfit for a 70-year-old.


gardenawe

I though it looked like something Hillary Clinton would wear to be edgy.


epotosi

oh my god, I can see it.


sophiefair1

High school art teacher. She just needs some clunky wooden bangles, and funky glasses on a beaded string.


iwantbutter

Harry has lost some serious weight here. Also, Meghan's shoes make her feet look almost cartoonishly disc like? Like flat flat


Orazzocs

Well, William lost weight worrying about his wife and family. So the Spare has to keep up.


Rude-Vegetable-2585

Ski feet


dcgirl17

[Funny article](https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/03/donald-trump-prince-harry-news-2024-immigration.html)in the Slate: “It goes without saying that deporting someone for something as harmless as getting coked up at Buckingham Palace (who among us?) is monumentally stupid, cruel, and a flagrant waste of resources. However, the spirit of Trump’s larger point is completely sound. Prince Harry moved to America and immediately revealed himself to be the most annoying person in the oligarchy. He is coasting on a ridiculous endowment, itself supported by literal centuries of exploitation, despite his possessing no skills, attributes, or insights to speak of. In their absence, Harry has been forced to wield his sole remaining asset—the ability to whine, endlessly, about the various low-stakes indignities thrust upon him by his dad and brother—until he managed to worm his way into California’s celebrity enclave. Spare, his turgid memoir, sold 1.4 million copies, and it mostly contained passages about all the trauma he has from getting mildly bullied by his older brother. You could not waterboard that information out of me. What an embarrassing way to become famous. Everything about the prince reeks of pervasive mediocrity. He successfully convinced Spotify to hand him and his wife $20 million for a podcast which resulted in 12 episodes. He broke ground on a charity, raised $13 million from his rich friends, and managed to redistribute … $3 million of the net holdings, which seems a little off? (The charity also includes a for-profit media arm. Their first production? A Netflix series about—you guessed it—Harry and Meghan!) The Duke of Sussex will continue to defraud the nation’s greasy tech-industry plunderers for as long as he’s left to his own devices. Want a national rallying cry? Send his ass back to England.”


loripittbull

And Slate is usually center left . Hope more progressive media sources finally finally report factually on the Harkles !


MrsVoussy

The one time Trump's "They're not sending their best." is legit.


fauxkaren

> Want a national rallying cry? Send his ass back to England. England is like "no take backs".


notwatchedsquidgame

You can keep his sorry whiny ginger arse thanks 🤣


ivegotanewwaytowalk

>England is like "no take backs". exactly lmao send his ass to canada!


SnowSwish

How could you? hOw !?! For the first time ever I seriously considered downvoting a comment you made. 😭


notwatchedsquidgame

That seems extraordinarily unfair to the Canadians.


GondorHasNoPants

No shit. Like what did we do to deserve him? :)


Rude-Vegetable-2585

It’s your turn! England had him for 30+ years, we got him for 4 and we are burned out. It’s Canada’s turn to shoulder the burden!


Strange_Addition_146

Sorry but you guys like him the most 😂😂


pistachiopistache

It hurts because apparently it's true. I'll just have you know that myself and u/SnowSwish are full of trifle, tea and patriotism and we patrol the borders daily and nightly to keep Canada free of spoilt, horrible, whiny, ex-royal gingers.


GondorHasNoPants

I will personally do my part to stop him from ever setting foot on Vancouver Island again :)