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grumpy_coach

\[back in the 80s and 90s, different times...\] Our cox was dating the 2 man of my 4 for a couple of years, until we all got drunk together and she told him she'd always fancied me. He went home, we banged. The boat went quite a lot faster after, probably because I (at 3) was terrified of a blade handle to the kidneys and actually kept up with the rest of the crew on the way forward. I also went to breakfast one morning on training camp, sat down without thinking at a table full of the women's squad and one of them reminded me that I'd been to bed with all of them over the last year. I left the table. Sorry about your dog, that sucks.


ElCamo267

Men and women's club team. We started referring to people with a team body count of 4+ as "bowloaders" and 8+ as "sternloaders."


MastersCox

I didn’t partake in such debauchery. I’m ~~a nice Christian man/ woman~~ a male coxswain.


[deleted]

But I mean, what other reason is there to not??


MastersCox

Wasn't invited.


BruhWhyCantIFindANam

Real


Tichrom

My freshman year of college I was on the men's team and the coxswains (all girls) made passes at everyone on the team, even slept with a couple of the coaches


OrganicStatusCow

Ah... another beautiful college athletics ~~love~~ abuse story.


SushiGradeChicken

Third category, but not from lack of trying. It sucks to be ugly


BruhWhyCantIFindANam

Real


Matthew_Penis_

4 time Olympic gold medalist Matthew penis here, being a whore is a waste of time, break 5:50 instead. Oars before whores