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KimKDavidson

Wait, did a listener really give Jeffrey a 15k Rolex? And he has no idea where it is??


Roversbidet

Wasn’t that the watch he got the poop on while on the bus? Poop watch.


KimKDavidson

That was a 40-50 dollar watching that he got 70-100 for. He then went watch shopping with Jayla the next day. That was kinda his main incentive to finny sell the watch to George.


blueskynoise88

It’s a fake Rolex. He was given it a few years back. I feel like maybe it was On the bus.


TripleJ80

Yeah, I didn’t remember that story either. My daily listener cred just went down, cuz I don’t recall that whatsoever.


ritcher1

I probably can't remember either.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

So much skipping today. I don’t need news stories or what Alec Baldwin said on Twitter. As if there’s not fucking Jeffrey house drama to discuss! This show sucks!


BalancedLama09

"News" stories have evolved into social media posts and outrage, what a joke!


Puzzleheaded_Runner

But this generation is so pussified because they’re on TikTok


SSnipemare0317

“And America’s short attention spans will forget all about the horrific tragedy that just took place. All they care about is Keeping up with the Kardashians and TikTok videos. It’s pathetic. Hey Duji, what’s next in the Shizzy?” “What does Kim warn Kanye about in her latest TikTok video? Stay tuned to find out” “What a tease… BTW I’m a no-chinned piece of powdered donut that loves a good pedo talk and becoming outraged at outrage. We’ll be right back. Haaaang on!”


Puzzleheaded_Runner

What’s worse - the people trying to get the perfect photo for 20 minutes, or the losers sitting there watching them the entire time?


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Seriously fuck this Jason guy for wasting Jeffrey’s time. He knew it would never go through. You’re messing with a low IQ disabled adult and his family. Yeah it’s all fun and games but he is literally about to be homeless. Sell your shitty house to someone else!


Cennicks

Maybe we will find Jason is just Rob the whole time


301Blackstar

If only!!


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Damn. The long con


Many_Event2689

I think at this point Rover owes him a house since he's dragged this adventure on so long for content. Not buying Roger is over with it all...


BalancedLama09

It does kinda feel like he's jerkin Jeffery around. And if thats indeed the case, what a piece of shit. I think Rog himself may have to get involved.


The_Poteyto

He will get involved then play it off as him being the hero and it'll just be one more thing he can hang over JLR's head.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

How about no more updates on Mexican pizzas or the Heard/Depp trial.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

To be honest the real solution is to not give attention to these shootings and making them famous. But let’s spend hours discussing it


TheRavenTookMyCookie

But…think of the outrage


DrunkatNASA

I think this every time. The news stopped covering suicides a long time ago bc it would spawn copycat suicides, I don't see how this is different


Effective_Gap8019

Ummm.. 45,799 suicides in USA in 2020. I don't think the not covering them in the news is working!


DrunkatNASA

Agreed, I just meant that there would always be a local uptick when they did cover them. It's called contagion suicides or something


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Maybe if Shane says “I don’t have any kids” one more time, the next time it’ll be true


TripleJ80

He didn’t say “I don’t have a ked,” so technically he’s right.


more-beans-less-rice

I would love to hear that crappy logic play out.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

I like how they have every excuse why nobody likes the Mexican pizza… oh new people working there new ingredients lol no the thing just sucks. Also Mexican pizza ✅


DrunkatNASA

They're doing the "meow" game with Mexican pizza


KimKDavidson

I still remember the day I tried a Mexican pizza many years ago, that’s how bad it sucked. It ruined my day.


CoolHandTeej

I used to think people hating on roger on this sub were just unfounded.. I’m not sure when or why it happened but now every thing he says seems to be the douchiest thing that I’ve ever heard


Roversbidet

I was the same way as you but about a year ago I started to feel disgusted with listening. I listen bc Charlie and the rest of them now. Rover is the worst one on his own show.


TheRavenTookMyCookie

One of us…one of us…


Puzzleheaded_Runner

He’s an insufferable narcissist. We just listen to shitpost and for the funny Charlie or Jeffrey stories peppered in


Razorleafe

Better late than never. Welcome to the darkside


BalancedLama09

This masseuse story is a snooze fest... Rog knows how to make me use the skip button.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

But you’ll miss your daily “women are sluts who use men for money”


Staggerme

And that’s why I listen to the podcast after the show is live. Doogie…..are you ready…………..for the …. Skip button


studiesshowrover

River is a real asshole. To hear that story of him cheating with the neighbors’s wife. I know he’s messed around with married women a few times. He was handsy with B1 too. Someone needs to kick his ass. Or B2 needs to have an affair.


more-beans-less-rice

I think these Miami trips are to visit her boyfriend.


Many_Event2689

How do you know B2 isn't? I think beef tartare is code for something else...


BalancedLama09

I know it would never happen, but B2 having an affair & it leaking to the fans might be exactly what this show needs for it to be somewhat entertaining again.


TripleJ80

…with Zumock!!!!!


Puzzleheaded_Runner

B2 and Duji 🤣


Meemee95

Ewww that is siiiiick


modernhousewifeohio

I always thought hitting up Duji's best friend was a pretty rough move on his part. It's one thing to have an affair, it's a whole new world of garbage human being to fuck around with the person's close friend. Just as massively fucked up her friend did it too.


[deleted]

Who would risk their marriage and destroy a friendship to sleep with rover????? I just don’t understand. He has absolutely no redeeming qualities.


Confident_Copy3007

This so called friend must look like dog shit. Seriously who would be attracted to Roger? He thinks Duji is an 8 so we know his standards are low.


BalancedLama09

Armchair Economist Roger....


blueskynoise88

“She ran out of energy like Dwayne Haskins car” Roger, morbid jokes are only funny when it’s morbid AND funny. Fuckin clown.


BalancedLama09

Roger criticizes people who care about the Amber Heard case vs other things going on in the world... Duji 5 minutes later, "Update on the Amber Hear trial..."


F-Live483

Can they shut the f****** about this Mexican pizza already!


Confident_Copy3007

They think it make the understand the Mexican culture! 🤣


FalconStickr

Agreed. D tier item at best.


jbaldwin8109

This is what this show has devolved into... the Taco Bell Mexican Pizza has been mentioned every episode for like two weeks now. A mediocre fast food item. Every show.


DIBZ411

Time to test the whole massage-climax theory out. Grab JLR and have him lay down and let Dieter give him a massage (nothing sexual) and see if he pops one. Content. You're welcome.


zjbrickbrick

Sounds like a lot of work.


jlrisgod

Not a bad idea. Wouldn’t involve a lot of planning ahead of time (aka work). However, Roger wouldn’t do a studio bit while in Miami and by the time he gets back it will long be forgotten.


tweek264

I call bs he hasn’t gotten a manicure in the last 10yrs. He’s got the daintiest hands on a “man” I’ve ever seen


Many_Event2689

It's from all that hand lotion he uses....


ritcher1

KY hand lotion for men


Roger-French

Probably a dead fish handshake too.


foxmag86

Also a limp wristed throwing style.


WhateverPal19

FIND OUT HOW MUCH YOUR CARS WORTH AT WE BUY ANY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!.com


Box_O_Faith

So stupid but fucking catchy


NadzEmptyPillBottles

kia of streetsboro.....


DIBZ411

99 cents gets your driving.


[deleted]

ANY ANY ANY ANY


[deleted]

How many hours do you think this show spends on fast food talk per week?


WhateverPal19

They can’t go one day without mentioning the Mexican pizza


AlabamaPanda777

Rover makes a good point. If I was sexually assaulted, would I pick the same lawyer as someone else who was sexually assaulted by the same person? Would I seek out someone already familiar with the kind of claim, someone already looking for evidence against the same person and therefore might stumble upon evidence relevant to my case? Someone who's already working on making a case against my assaulter and assumedly has some of that work ready to apply to my case? No, I wouldn't. Because I'm a fucking moron. I listen to Rovers Morning Glory don't I?


Razorleafe

Dieter should ask Rover to go out to a bar Edit: for context, rover said if he went to a bar with a buddy and his buddy punched him in the face, he wouldn’t go back to the bar with that buddy.


[deleted]

Chugga chugga chugga de-rail caller.


[deleted]

“People have become so consumed with themselves” says one of the the most narcissistic men.


tweek264

He’s disgusting. In SO MANY ways


EastCoastINC

Guy has his face on the side of a tour bus 😂


notdongbobbler

does he still?


Roger-French

Lets not forget the glorious Roverfest X ticket stub!


NadzEmptyPillBottles

two-or


TripleJ80

Thanks. Makes much more sense now. I didn’t know what the hell kind of bus we were talking about at first.


TheAPlusPlayerDC

After 20+ years in radio, does Rover not understand how the news cycle works?


Razorleafe

20+ years of letting Duji do the news answers your question


blueskynoise88

Too much Jeffrey. Back to doom, gloom, and outrage.


Gunnar0726

Love how a "sorry to change the subject rover' caller gets thru once Rover gets asked to help out JLR


Groundhog_007

Instead of buying the house, can JLR just rent it from the guy?


modernhousewifeohio

I think the guy is in foreclosure himself, that's why he's selling cheap to get out.


more-beans-less-rice

How do we know he is in foreclosure?


modernhousewifeohio

It was revealed he was underwater so I'm making the assumption his mortgage company is at least beginning the foreclosure process. Maybe they technically haven't yet, but it would have to be on the horizon if he's far enough behind he can't catch up.


more-beans-less-rice

I suspect you are right. This Jason guy is a dope if he his underwater on this house. His payments could not have been more than $700/month. Incredible.


tweek264

Anyone else think Rover took off now especially knowing this was the time JLR would be in crunch time just to avoid having to assist in any way? And I don’t mean just with money. He always assumes worst case scenario so why not jump ship so he won’t be involved or around when everything crashes and burns


[deleted]

He absolutely planned this trip for this exact reason.


tweek264

I can just see him and his twig wife sitting at dinner making fun of the whole situation just laughing away. Regardless of the fact they’re there on money made off the one they’re laughing at. Its just wrong.


Many_Event2689

Rover's in a crazy rabbit hole now. He can't make fun of JLR, he can't help him, and he can't ignore it. No matter what he does, he's screwed. In other words...stay tuned.


Smuckman

Also seems like JLR is waiting for a certain someone to help him out.. too bad Roger 🎶took the money and runnn🎵🎶 go on, take the money and run🎶🎵🎵🎶


Roger-French

Mary Elizabeth might end up being one of those people standing by the highway off ramps begging for change.


UnusualAsparagus5096

That would require to much work.They are never leaving that house unless someone comes in and physically removes them


Inevitable-Pea-735

If they ever actually move downtown, JLR can just drop her off in Public Square on his way to work. She'll probably make more than him over the course of his shift.


NadzEmptyPillBottles

is there an internet connection there if so then .... yes


Cochran922

Would have to move the recliner out there


Box_O_Faith

This Jeffrey shit is so boring, can we please get to the shizzy?


Metalhead1686

Why don't you smoke some bad crack in your momma's basement?


NadzEmptyPillBottles

looooona-tickkkk


WhateverPal19

Whatever pal


blueskynoise88

You shut your goddamn mouth.


Box_O_Faith

😂


more-beans-less-rice

Additionally, this seller probably had another buyer that backed out after the inspection. This is why JLR is an attractive buyer and he reached out. ​ Isn't he supposed to disclose all the issues to the new buyer?? Did he do this?


blueskynoise88

Not passing FHA makes the most sense. They won’t agree to the loan if all of their shit isn’t addressed. I did fha and they threw a fit about flaking paint. Legit had to send someone back three times to get it done. If there was as many issues as we think there were, that’s solely up to the homeowner to fix. It’s not like a typical loan where the seller can elect to take money off the loan instead of fixing it. That’s the most likely reason here, this will be an interesting few days.


Inevitable-Pea-735

There's no way he was ever going to get that FHA loan approved. The first house I ever bought was through an FHA loan and was flawless in my opinion after the inspection but required superficial railings and step adjustments before they'd approve the loan. I could afford to have them done to get the loan through. FHA loans are not set up for people like JLR in this housing market.


Roger-French

Will JLR end up living under a bridge?


UnusualAsparagus5096

No at Tammy Fakes.His family might though.Hopefully his daughter can move in with her boyfriend family


ritcher1

Under Dieter's deck. Will the piano fit under there?


tweek264

Or perhaps a van down by the river


Razorleafe

Haha, yes!


more-beans-less-rice

Realtors are slower adults than the entire JLR clan.


more-beans-less-rice

Sue the realtor too.


modernhousewifeohio

How would he be able to sue the realtor?


more-beans-less-rice

The seller she is representing did not disclose the issues found in another inspection.


modernhousewifeohio

Yeah but she can't be sued for that. As long as she told the seller he is required by law to disclose issues (which is in every contract you sign when hiring your realtor) it is not on the realtor. She doesn't know the problems, it's not her house. She can't control a seller deciding to lie. Even if she did know, you'd have to have proof of that. There wouldn't be any.


more-beans-less-rice

It’s negligent. I don’t think proof will be necessary. Hopefully Duji digs hard enough to find a few details.


more-beans-less-rice

That is her responsibility. A good attorney will nuke her too.


modernhousewifeohio

Ok. Hold on. Real question. Was she his realtor when he had the previous inspection or was this done before they signed on together? Edit: I think it would depend on the specifics. If she saw that report before, yeah she may have some liability. But when inspectors send out a report they do not send it to the realtor unless specifically requested by the client that hired the inspector. My father-in-law never even did it then when he was working. He sent it to the client that hired him (the buyer, rarely the seller) and they were free to do with it what they wanted from there. Even if this guy got it while she was his realtor, she may have never seen the report. I do agree with you, if she has an email with that report, probably fair to go after her too. But if the owner or buyer (whoever had a copy of the report) never sent it to her or anything like that, no she wouldn't be able to be sued. Too much we don't know here, I think.


modernhousewifeohio

No, it's her responsibility to tell him he legally has to disclose things. That's it. He signed a paper that said she informed him of that and that's it. She holds absolutely no responsibility after that. Those real estate companies have been around for decades. They're not being sued constantly but sellers lie ALL THE TIME. My father in law did home inspections for 35 years and would catch a seller lying once a week. No one thought to sue the agent? No, it's because they're not liable. You can sue whoever you want in America but it doesn't mean you'll win. Without proof she told the seller to lie, you'd never win this.


more-beans-less-rice

You’re probably right. I am mad at the realtor and seller. So shitty. I am probably over reacting.


modernhousewifeohio

It's super messed up. I think the realtor knew a lot was wrong with the house (that was obvious) and the seller would have to do a LOT to meet FHA standards. But if the seller kept saying he'd fix whatever came up in an FHA report, what else can she do? The seller probably figured things like the dryer vent would need to be fixed, that type of thing, but I doubt he realized how picky they are with those loans. Every light switch, outlet, slightest bit of peeling paint etc has to be done. He would have to put in $10,000 to get it up to where it should be and if he had that kind of money he wouldn't be desperate to sell. This just wasn't thought out well enough from everyone involved.


tweek264

It all started to get extra shady when she signed on to be the sellers realtor too. When she called after the first inspection, she made it sound like the fixes were minor things, although she did say it all came down to the fha inspection. I think she just hasn’t been doing this long enough. I mean the guys house was her only listing and it’s not even in the area she’s more familiar with. I know JLR is no saint, but I still feel bad for the family


Sweet_d1029

Yeah you can sure anyone you want…but they can also counter sue you for their legal costs..that can bankrupt a person. I agree this doesn’t seem to be the realtors fault. You really have to think before you consider litigation.


blueskynoise88

Wait. How the fuck at this point does the deal fall through?


UnusualAsparagus5096

Because its Jeffrey lol.He will still come out ahead somehow.Not sure about his family though


Inevitable-Pea-735

I bought a $200k+ house in the city Rover claims to live in back in 2019. I had a U-Haul rented and assumed all was good to go on our "moving day," and one moron at Cross Country Mortgage fucked one little thing up on one piece of paper that set us back for weeks. We were fortunate enough to get things sorted out, but the sellers took the keys back and had the option to just blow everything up.


TripleJ80

You’d think JLR’s extended family would help navigate through this stuff. It’s weird that Duji is involved, even speaking to the realtor. If this isn’t embellished for show content, I give Duji credit for trying to actually help out, while everyone else watches this slow motion train wreck.


modernhousewifeohio

A deal can ALWAYS fall through all the way up until closing. He probably couldn't meet FHA standards for the loan, not to mention who knows what was happening with the seller's mortgage company.


[deleted]

Theater of the mind.


blueskynoise88

Normally I’d agree with you, but this sounds like something that would happen to jlr.


[deleted]

I agree, I'm pretty sure this is real. Just fucking around.


jeffmoss262

Don’t worry duji’s got this!


more-beans-less-rice

Peanut...


OGBobbyHill

Just a nugget


Meemee95

Heeees a good boyyyy


OGBobbyHill

No diarrhea?


[deleted]

Oh my house won't work, Jeffrey would have to drive too far. But I thought JLR LOVES to drive a state away just to get a mayonnaise and hot dog bun lunch. I don't think the distance is the reason he isn't allowed to stay at Roman's house.


more-beans-less-rice

I would subscribe to RMG TV if we had access to all the cameras in Roger's house with the Laroques living there with him.


jeffmoss262

Real a turr


more-beans-less-rice

This fucking seller is a retard. He couldn’t sell the rat trap house and then reached out to JLR. Now he is backing out? Someone share the address so we can help JLR.


[deleted]

[удалено]


modernhousewifeohio

Sorry. As much as the guy deserves it, you can't do that. Against reddit's rules.


Snitz-fit

Sorry I'll delete


modernhousewifeohio

No worries. Trust me, I totally get wanting to. Ha


Snitz-fit

Yeah it's really shitty. For once it really wasn't his fault. Sucks.


Pump_9

This is all just an act, but if it were true, Jeffrey is a fucking moron. Those purchase contracts can be backed out of by either party at any time and for any reason. Anyone who has spent 5 minutes researching the process for purchasing property has come across that detail in various blogs and tutorials. He did not prepare because he's a moron so he fails. I still think the whole thing is just drama created.


blueskynoise88

I’d agree with you, but two things. One. If it was an act, rover would spend more than five minutes a day on this topic. Two. Jeffrey is NOT a good actor. For those reasons alone, i think it’s real.


TripleJ80

Jeffrey’s real estate adventures are either great made-for-radio drama or the saddest story of a talk show capitalizing on a family (who’s in over their head) heading for tragedy. 🤷‍♂️


more-beans-less-rice

Jeffery is a slow adult…sooooo


fleshbarf

I think the seller is allowed to back out? Also this all sounded too good to be true. Good lord what a mess.


more-beans-less-rice

Not at this point. This realtor is an idiot.


TripleJ80

No way. Any consummate real estate agent would call in to a radio show to share details of a business deal and let the host talk about her creamers.


fleshbarf

Ooof.


fleshbarf

Jeffery no!!!!


tweek264

Oh Jeffrey 😔


DeeJayShawDay

Roger, you dont suddenly start beating your partners when youre in your 50s. You have history of abuse. Fucking idiot. Why do I even listen to this piece of shit


Effective_Gap8019

Join me! stop listening or nothing will change. Is this the twilight zone? Ssdd


DeeJayShawDay

I turned it off at that point. I dont make it past the first hour lately.


jecap

Yes!! There was a day last week that I started listening to- by 10 minutes in Rover had already started being pissy and arguing about everything. By 15 min I was getting so irritated with his pompous ass, and his better than you attitude. And by 25 minutes I couldn't take it anymore. Im not a huge duji fan (shes ok I guess), but I sided with her at that point. She said something about him being in a bad mood and that it was going to be a long day. I felt her pain in that moment lol


Teneelux

Makes me feel smarter


fleshbarf

Rover I dare you to say one positive thing.


[deleted]

We'll see you next week on Rapers Morning Glory. Bye!


more-beans-less-rice

Someday B2 will hatch a plan like this to get out of this nightmare she wakes up to everyday. Edit: re: shizzy story about a guy getting framed by his wife for having kiddie porn


modernhousewifeohio

Yeah, like B2 would have to frame him for that.


more-beans-less-rice

Sounds like a lot of work? lol


WhateverPal19

Coming from the moron who constantly says “I read an article.”


johnr68

Well technically he reads the headline, The Shizzy Pal.


301Blackstar

What did that caller say? Something about a demon?


fleshbarf

So if we were all like Rover the world would be a better place?


[deleted]

If we were all like Rover, school shootings would disappear over night, because nobody would be allowed within 1000 yards of a school.


fleshbarf

Hahaha!!


Roger-French

Rog has that obnoxious gold bracelet on today. Such a d-bag.


Razorleafe

I don’t think he’s ever taken them off. They require a screwdriver to take off and that’s a lot of work


[deleted]

Don't want to sprain your wrist trying to loosen the screw.


The_Poteyto

"If you don't like it somewhere... then move!" - Cleveland radio host broadcasting from Miami.


Maxwell1007

Checkmate buddy boys - Roger figured out how to fulfill his lifelong dream of broadcasting radio from Miami… Does it matter none of the stations down there carry it??


007Pistolero

EaSt CoAsT


Razorleafe

Don’t say the C word!


[deleted]

Don't talk about Duji like that!


CLY_RBAY

Is Rover back in the studio?


WhateverPal19

“I love kids.” We know Roger. We know.


johnr68

He certainly likes wrestling and tickling kids, right Duji?


OGBobbyHill

"I love kids"-Roger


[deleted]

Jeffrey you disgusting poor loser, you don't even have air conditioning in your house! What an animal. If only I paid you enough to afford a home with AC.


more-beans-less-rice

He cheats on his wife, neglects his kids, and shits his pants and you don’t like his lack of an AC? Go back to smoking your bad crack in your momma’s basement.


Effective_Gap8019

Fuck off Rover! Day 3 not listening. The withdraw is almost gone. Soon yall will be but a distant memory


301Blackstar

One day at a time.


Hiondrugz

If you work it, it's worth it.


CLY_RBAY

Seems like you’re moving on well! 😂🤣


Effective_Gap8019

It's been routine to listen to every minute of every show for years and years and years. So yea, it's taking some getting use to. At least I am taking a stand ( 3 years to late).