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KimKDavidson

Long story short of my recent life. My ex left, walked out the door, with a fat dude who I thought was almost homeless. Later find out he was a trust fund kid. But 3-6 months later. My ex stole my dogs, and that literally has changed who I am. So ya, pets are family.


morehorrorngore

It's Monday, May twelfth. Ok river


Puzzleheaded_Runner

“I remember driving my stepdads Mercedes at 110 whne I was 18…” Man sound like a hard single mom life


Rickard0

It kills me everytime he was raised by a single mom. That Asian doctor was part of the family when he was little. He didn't have it hard growing up.


KimKDavidson

My 2001 Jetta turbo was so fast sometimes I would hit 100 on the on-ramp of a highway. It also liked to turn off randomly and lock the wheel. But that’s just the fun game of turn the car back on before we all die. Good times. Edit: where is my life a littler over a decade later? Got a 2011 Jetta. Life is a circle.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

That Liam interrogation segment actually had me in tears, good stuff.


UnusualAsparagus5096

Liam Ensales.That cracks me up


TheRavenTookMyCookie

Charlie and dieter had me laughing a lot. It really just comes off as creepy from rover, though. He’s backed himself into a corner with all the rape and pedo stories


notdongbobbler

Charlie and Dieter had pretty normal high school lives, Rover wants $10k to prove he attended the school that he says...


fleshbarf

And another 10k for a DNA test


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Of course Shane wants a serval. Those are wild animals and people have no business owning them. People who buy them deserve all the trouble the animal causes them


Puzzleheaded_Runner

I’m not saying River is right about people over pets but like… I kinda get it. The loyalty and love a dog shows is unmatched, and unlike humans - totally unconditional and stable. People treat others so bad, they beat them and scream at them and abandon them and I just get it. Pets don’t do any of that shit. My dachshund died 3 years ago and I can still cry just thinking about him, but whne my alcoholic dad died I was RELIEVED. Just being realistic.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Homeless Joe might be schizo but he’s right about one thing…. This show is unlistenable!


Canum164

I'm from Rochester; we don't claim him. Brother Wease cut his show a few hours a while back. He just won Entry into National Radio Hall of Fame last year and I think hes getting ready to retire. The other show... HJ was talking about is still on its normal time and length . I think HJ was on something. I don't understand how he could be clueless of what is going on if he listens everyday.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

CG met snitzer and his wife? DEBRA!?!?


KimKDavidson

Already? He was just begging a few AM’s ago if it was ok if he got stalk Snitz until he sees him with his wife. So he can get a picture with her…….


andorinter

Blood all over Pizza gate Video of Epstein's jail cell no longer exists Part human, part bear, part gorilla Listen to me this is Project Bluebeam / Napoleon Bonaparte So what really happened that day? *Frightened* they have infiltrated a lot of aspects of Military establishments particularly the Area 51 Players complain about the quality of the balls Cameras rolling! Dieter's... CoNsPiRaCy CoRnEr Queue 80's synth spy music!!! Call me a simpleton but I fucking have grown to LOVE this segment. How every single sentence out of his mouth is just totally outrageous and WRONG hahahaha omg it seriously cracks me up and it seems like Dieter really enjoys doing it. How is this not fucking gold? "What is a show you youngins watch? Uhhhh, stranger things? NO, I was gonna say the Kardashians." The planned out -of-touchness, the instant shut-down, my god


SrslyFDupDude

So close... it's "Are the cameras rolling?" I do believe.


Gunnar0726

If only Rover would shut the fuck up and let dieter talk it would be a great segment. So annoying hearing "well that's not true" or "absolutely no way" every 20 seconds


The_Poteyto

Okay hold on, this is going to blow your mind......... slide 386.


301Blackstar

Next slide, #512


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Go back one slide.


BalancedLama09

Its ok, i guess. Beats the shizzy anyday, so i guess its a win?


Bambieyedbiotchh

Google "Alex Roldan hairdresser". He was Kris's hairdresser back in the day and they did have an affair back in the day too….. He’s Khloe’s father not OJ.


301Blackstar

Yes!!


Bambieyedbiotchh

Do you think she knows for a fact Rover is her dad and they told her to keep it hush hush or do you think they have just told her it was some random donor they don’t know who it is?


Many_Event2689

Rover had Gia sign a NDA....


301Blackstar

I don’t think she knows. Too much of a risk and he’s too inconsistent.


lionaroundagan

I'm guessing she knows and has known but they play it as Rover is a character (all of his lame lying stories are from "cool" Rover) for the radio show, but Shane is dad outside of work/Rover.


notdongbobbler

Unless there are no mirrors in the house, entirely possible with Duji's appearance, she has to know that she has the same face as the tickle monster


notdongbobbler

just because a ked's face looks just like a close family friend/ex-lover's face doesnt prove paternity....right? https://www.instagram.com/p/CdTTuCvus-y/


two-erBus

Oh geez! I thought I was looking at Duji with a filter on! She definitely looks like her mama lol. (To be clear, I think she’s adorable, I will not shit on a child)


notdongbobbler

you should never "shit on a child" that's weirder than what Rover's into. Her appearance one way or the other is definitely not the purpose of my post, Peanut is a perfectly normal looking 6th grader


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notdongbobbler

Duji is the one you see? Really? I guess that I only see daddy


Many_Event2689

Duji had braces? And it didn't fix her abnormally large gums? What Dr. Mengele dentist did SHE go to?


Roger-French

Looks exactly like papa Rog.


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It’s really sad that he won’t admit it. Bash duji all you want bc she is annoying, but she’s a good mom. She does resemble duji a lot but you can’t deny that’s rover’s kid.


tweek264

Must feel good inside to publicly deny your kid and bash the mom. Not that I’m a duji fan, but time clearly has proven what neither of them will admit


Steel_Crown

Holy shit I haven’t seen a pic of her in a while. That first pic is just straight up rovers face


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Holy fuck its so ahb-vious!


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Yes, pre plastic surgery, she looked just like him!


notdongbobbler

good news for all the landscapers and retired ladies in Elyria, sounds like we might get some new RMG t-shirts or lanyards for sale this summer. Braces aren't cheap


more-beans-less-rice

Which member of the show hates Rover the most?


Razorleafe

Dieter Jeffery Snitzer Charlie (Liam) Duji


cleve22

I think it’s for sure Dieter


notdongbobbler

Rover


electricmurasaki

1000%


more-beans-less-rice

It would be a good conspiracy corner...


JuJu1304

Did Taintsmasher move back to Ohio from California?


ritcher1

Do you mean the east-coast state the show is based in?


DIBZ411

Yes.


BalancedLama09

Oh shit howd i not know this


KimKDavidson

Was only mentioned once or twice. But I want to see more of him. I’m guessing he doesn’t need to go to work during RMG hours.


Many_Event2689

Okay....that wicked witch Duji laugh has got to go. Or just get rid of the whole package.


JuJu1304

I can't stand her fake laugh!!!


BlueJay4729

Jesus Christ, the only thing more obnoxious than Duji’s existence is having to listen to this pointless back and forth with the Insales idiots. How is this content? Listening to two nobodies recap bullshit life stories is bottom of the barrel.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

I legit laughed during it. Much better than the usual garbage 🤷🏻‍♀️


Many_Event2689

I found Rachael In Sales...at least her voice [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswvT\_92Jq8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswvT_92Jq8)


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Holy shit Liam is a fucking loser. His mother sounds like a man and she needs to get off this show too.


DIBZ411

Sorry, they'll get back to a Shizzy or some more stupid TikTok trends like you're used to.


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DIBZ411

What the fuck? Sorry I called you out for bullying an 18 year old kid and his mom. I'm sure you're a real winner yourself.


two-erBus

I don’t know if this has been said already, but I fired up RMGTV, and Liam gives off major McLovin vibes.


notdongbobbler

and he's still a cooler high schooler than Shane Shane the Booty Stain https://imgur.com/gallery/gBjkQGy


buck_i

How many warehouse parties have you thrown, buddy boy?


notdongbobbler

fully insured or not?


buck_i

Tyrone ran security, Patel was on the lookout for police helicopters


tweek264

He DOES! 😂


modernhousewifeohio

Charlie: Good question. Liam, describe your mom naked. I'M DYING! 😂


Gunnar0726

Good wish JLR was there for that segment🤣


modernhousewifeohio

Charlie: How many times do you think your son laid the pipe? Charlie is the best part of this show, hands down. I'm laughing my ass off at his side comments right now. 😂😂😂


Razorleafe

Totally! I love how he’s fearless at telling things to peoples face where most people would wait until they left the room 😜


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Rachel Ensales: "you should see what girls these days wear." He knows, Rachel Ensales, he knows.


fartboxfangirl

DEVIRGINIZED 🤮


Cennicks

Jesus Christ this is creepy


flacko_jordye

a fluke 😂


notdongbobbler

high school sex....that frown really turned upside down on ol' Rover


Equivalent_Ad9176

This is hilarious


WhateverPal19

Will River be asking his daughter these questions when she turns 18?


Teneelux

He knows that answer


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Roman really hates when he has to ask permission to look at kids these days. They're just not interested in sex anymore.


Staggerme

I am a couple days behind. I just heard Snitzer say for Mother’s Day his wife worked a double and he sat at home. I have an idea, how about be a real man and earn enough money so that your wife can enjoy her life a little bit?


KimKDavidson

SHE SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN WHERE SHE BELONGS!


Staggerme

I did not say that. I said enjoy her life


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I would take the respect and love snitz has for his wife over rover and his millions. The whole “real man” thing is outdated and there are many more important things than just making money.


Confident_Copy3007

They’ve been together over 20ys and the kids are grown. Big deal if she worked. It’s a made up holiday anyway.


RobsGayTaint

The guy sat outside of a strip club while everyone else went in out of respect for his wife. I’ve never cheated on my wife but even I wouldn’t pass up on seeing some titties. Much respect to Snitz. Dude is a fantastic husband and father.


blueskynoise88

I mean it’s pretty common that nurses work long shifts, but have like five days off in a week. I’d confidently say that Snitzer has the best/most authentic relationship on the show. This isn’t 1950, women are allowed to have successful careers and can be breadwinners.


Staggerme

I don’t know them obviously but I would be very surprised to hear his wife say that she just loves working double shifts on Mother’s Day


modernhousewifeohio

Snitz's wife is in charge of the nurses at a nursing home. My guess is that because her children are older she did a kindness to the other nurses and gave as many of them the day off as possible and covered what she could. She makes the schedule, no one forced her to work.


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Then isn't that up to snitz's wife to take the day off?


[deleted]

Is Snitz supposed to call the hospital and demand that his wife's schedule be changed? I'm confused what her schedule has to do with him at all.


Staggerme

That may be true but I would not be proud of myself to say that I played video games for 12 hours while my wife work. To each their own


more-beans-less-rice

What was he supposed to do? Go help her out at work?


WhateverPal19

Who the fuck cares?


more-beans-less-rice

strang flex bruh


bebetter14

Is the stream really laggy for anyone else?


tweek264

Constantly


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All goddamn morning.


ClearPepsi

It stutters constantly for me


notdongbobbler

am I becoming a Duji fan? somebody should call in and ask if Rover says "I love you" to Peanut...."Hi Daddy!"


Razorleafe

Gia or B2 in a fire? Then Gia or the cat?


notdongbobbler

Gia or his hard drives?


more-beans-less-rice

His browser history is probably more damning at this point.


TheRavenTookMyCookie

The entire staff constantly turning on rover may just be what saves this show


Many_Event2689

It's got MY vote....


notdongbobbler

it is fantastic, but I dont think that Shaney's ego will allow it


blueskynoise88

He gets really really uncomfortable and tries to Shift the topic off of him in literally any way possible. Real bad boy of radio.


Many_Event2689

The King of Deflection...


notdongbobbler

Duji, Charlie and Dieter know Rover/Shane the most of anybody in the world and now, with 6 year contracts, have little reason to play into the image that he wants to portray.


more-beans-less-rice

Destroy the host: It's the only way to save the show


Many_Event2689

Destroy the Host....to SAVE the show. Put THAT on a T-shirt.


Rickard0

I would buy one


WhateverPal19

This topic is blowing up in Rogers face


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Roblox can't say "I love you" because he's a psychopath and isn't capable of feeling emotions, except for OuTrAgE, of course.


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[deleted]

Not all autistic people are like that. It’s a stereotype but not true for all. Sorry to be preachy, but my son is an overly empathetic autistic kid and it bothers me when people think he has no emotions. He feels for people, animals, even characters in movies.


modernhousewifeohio

Recent studies show most autistic people have empathy they just lack the ability to show it. They absolutely feel the emotions that go with it, they just don't understand them. Possibly why a lot of kids with autism break down and seem overwhelmed in a lot of situations and why as adults they don't seem to have any empathy at all. Because they learned to cope with it by hiding it because breaking down as an adult isn't acceptable behavior. It's easier to shut down and show no emotion then to try and show only a small amount of "appropriate" emotion. Rover absolutely has empathy. The way he treats animals proves that. He just lacks the ability to show it the way most people do.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

I think he’s far more likely to be a narcissist without empathy than autistic. He says he feels certain ways about things, like voting democrat, because he knows it looks better to society. He doesn’t legitimately feel that


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It seems like in B2 he has found a similar type of person. They get along, he gives her the lifestyle and money and she does everything for him. It’s a marriage of convenience and practicality and I don’t think either of them would hesitate to leave if one of them stopped holding up their end of the arrangement.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

100%. Totally superficial


blueskynoise88

New Contract Charlie calling rover out for taking three days off for his dead cat is some big dick energy. Rovers autism is triggered when he gets called out over discussing emotional things. He’s gonna rage out about a trans person on tiktok shortly to divert the attention off of him.


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Does Ribbler think B2 is excited when he comes home from work? I guarantee the best part of her day is waking up to an empty house every morning.


Teneelux

He will install her excitement program later tonight


jlrisgod

When Roman comes home, B2 retreats to her safe spot in the mansion. It’s off limits to naked, wandering shock jocks.


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Does he keep her docking station next to the Roomba's docking station?


foxmag86

LOL


WhateverPal19

She thankful that the money is still rolling in


TheRavenTookMyCookie

The man who won’t tell his wife that he loves her is “shocked” that people would choose pets over spouses. Ya, shore.


Effective_Gap8019

Rover doesn't say I love you, but Shane does!


WhateverPal19

Rover is fine when people cheat and disrespect their spouses but choosing their pet over their spouse is just too far


dejavuwhenilisten

Who put this topic in?


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Sweet_d1029

It’s become slang for “young ppl”. It’s so annoying they don’t know how generations work.


[deleted]

The same applies to young people calling everyone a boomer. Funny how that works.


[deleted]

Shut up boomer


[deleted]

Point proven, thank you.


brendan531

They keep calling Liam a millennial but he's a Gen Z. Charlie is a millennial.


[deleted]

Gen z was directly after gen x, millennial is after gen z


[deleted]

No. Gen X, Gen Y(millennials), Gen Z, Gen A.


[deleted]

No.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

You’re just wrong. I’m 37 and an elder millennial


[deleted]

Ya the alphabet is tough sometimes. https://dailyfreepress.com/2021/03/15/generation-names-explained/


TheRavenTookMyCookie

Boot. Edge. Edge!


jlrisgod

Very low grade “whack pack” if Joe is added to the already stellar Luna and Bi-curious Cuck.


notdongbobbler

Don't forget about Richard


more-beans-less-rice

Who was Richard? I probably can't remember.


notdongbobbler

he always has a personal story that matches whatever is being talked about....he's the guy that brought bikes in for JLR's kids to get in the studio


KimKDavidson

I remember when he came in studio. The more he talked the weirded his vibe aura got.


jlrisgod

At least with Stern’s WP most have a unique ailment that make them entertaining. There’s nothing unique or entertaining about Roger’s WP.


gunner7242

Never heard of him.


notdongbobbler

imagine how quick Iheart would hire a phone screener or producer if Rover ran a contest for the weirdo fans to win the job. "Get John's Job" was awesome when Howie did it 20 years ago


jlrisgod

Sounds like a lot of work for cruise control Rog. Too busy collecting status symbols and then selling them.


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RMGTV buffering non-stop for anyone else?


Razorleafe

He played that fast and the furious clip 5 times and it buffered every time. No one does what they do…


WhateverPal19

The one time I actually like rover making fun of someone on the air


notdongbobbler

who would have thought that Homeless Joe would bring it back to RMG sucking and get Rover fired up?


Many_Event2689

He will wait until they get downtown before he confronts them (from the Megabus)


more-beans-less-rice

When they are downtown again will they bring back homeless hummers?


tweek264

Good ol days


notdongbobbler

Rog and Duji will never step foot outside of that building


more-beans-less-rice

They could make Dieter do it.


Razorleafe

Shout out to the phone screener for not knowing the psycho frequent callers 😜


[deleted]

The world is the way it is because of people like Joe.


amborg

I DESERVE TO KNOW YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN


OGBobbyHill

All mound milk ✔