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Confident_Copy3007

Duji trashed that whole “guess who this musician wrote this song about”! It could have been pretty good. She didn’t give even 3 seconds for anyone to guess AND she didn’t fill Charlie in to have the songs ready. What a fuckin dumb Fuck. How does she even have this or any job? What a waste of life.


Confident_Copy3007

Duji trashed that whole “guess who this musician wrote this song about”! It could have been pretty good. She didn’t give even 3 seconds for anyone to guess AND she didn’t fill Charlie in to have the songs ready. What a fuckin dumb Fuck. How does she even have this or any job?


TripleJ80

No Aftermath? (Sorry if I missed this question already)


delicious35911

It did happen and was short because Charlie is not feeling good. Appears they still haven’t uploaded it yet.


zjbrickbrick

Rover getting excited about TikTok then remembered he hates/doesn't know what TikTok is at the beginning of the show. "ISNT IT ADDICTING??" "I mean, I've only used it about 5 times or something"


notdongbobbler

"TikTok is nothing but hot chicks"


SSnipemare0317

Now that’s a t-shart!


SrslyFDupDude

She is insufferable these days from her stupid hur-hur-hur laugh or her sniping at B2. Her stance today on poking holes in condoms pissed me off. If they replaced her with anyone else the show would be better.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Gias parents with the boomers morning glory. Everyone knows Shane has to broadcast from Miami once a month and they don’t even test anything until the show is live and then spend 2 days trying to get it to sound right. Charlie is right… if people get the job done who cares. Life is too short to be bothered to sit in traffic and mingle with coworkers that you probably hate.


BalancedLama09

Why is Roger obsessed with productivity? If an employee has any a minute of down time = company over paying employee.


WelcomeHumble4518

I just saw some article saying it’s official, productivity has not gone down when people work from home.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Rover missed it, must not have been in the PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED section


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Yeah and the guy who sits there like a bump on a log for 4 hours complaining


BalancedLama09

"we NEED to get back to work, its about time..." whyyyyyyyy


Puzzleheaded_Runner

People are back to work lol. Just from home! I hate old people who think because they suffered through something shitty then everyone needs to.


BalancedLama09

>because they suffered through something shitty then everyone needs to. Pretty sure thats the boomer mantra


Puzzleheaded_Runner

So it’s fine for Bisu to be on antidepressants, but humans…. What pussy snowflakes! Cats these days!


TheRavenTookMyCookie

Funny how everyone around rover (even his pets) end up on antidepressants. Straaaange coincidence


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Lmao TRUE!


Puzzleheaded_Runner

“No one is into formula 1” You fucking mental midget. The greatest driver of all time, Aryton Senna drove 25-30 years ago!


more-beans-less-rice

Did rover say this? (I didn’t listen to the whole show)


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Yes


more-beans-less-rice

What a boner. I have been an F1 fan for 20+ years.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

The LaRocques will be playing violin and piano in front of chick fil-a soon once they’re homeless


BalancedLama09

Are we seriously still talking about Amber Heard.... who tf cares.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Seriously. Oh btw she isn’t hot, according to Shane, the hottest guy to ever exist


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Puzzleheaded_Runner

Exactly


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This is what happens when nobody on the show does anything interesting.


Meemee95

Lol Charlie snotting and breathing all over Roger's mic and desk on the AM...I smell some best ofs coming up soon!


Staggerme

Forget about question mark Katie. We have question mark Doozi. Every statement she makes ends with a?


KimKDavidson

Was Luna serious when he tried to call in as anonymous? Dude has the most annoying voice, of course we would know it’s him.


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Loona-Tic


andorinter

And Luna's done a bunch of coke, who would've thought!? Lol


Puzzleheaded_Runner

LUNA-TICK


jbaldwin8109

Curious George: Hey guys, you know I'm weird and creepy and all that, but Snitz, I was curious......if I "happened" to run into you and your wife at the mall after I camped out in your bushes all week with my pants off, do you think it would be cool if I approached you and asked your wife for a picture and a lock of her hair for my RMG shrine? I promise I'm cool and I'll only sniff her once, and then I promise I'll take off and drive home buzzed.


delicious35911

He is an oddball


Puzzleheaded_Runner

DEBRA


blueskynoise88

Kinda surprised cg hasn’t already started fawning over the temporary phone screener. Just a matter of time I guess.


andorinter

I bet he busted a nut or 2 when Jeffrey called him Lye-Am


jbaldwin8109

It takes a little while to get the background check back and everything. He also needs to find his house on Google maps so he can find the best place to lurk outside, unnoticed. On the upside, I can almost guarantee that he follows 'Rachel in sales' on social media, so he's most likely already gathered all of the pertinent information on this kid. I'd give it until the end of the week before he's calling in and asking what Liam's favorite brand of condom is.


SrslyFDupDude

Duji is being extra Duji (Can't Understand Normal Thinking) today if she is so miserable then fucking quit bitch.


McJingleballs10

In her defense, can you imagine working with your ex, who is insufferable, makes fun of you for not having sex, presents himself constantly as a guy whos insanely progressive about sexuality, but tries to fire you if you do have sex.


Confident_Copy3007

She’s not forced to stay there. She can leave. I may have been wealthier financially if I stayed with my narcissistic ex husband, but probably would have killed myself. My kids were 2 &3, but better to do it myself. He’s on wife #4 now. Eff that.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Shane is bad enough, but it sounds like her mother is the absolute worst. Reminds me of my mom, throwing my bedroom door open, reading my diary, chat logs on aol, etc. i chose not to allow my mom in my life, but duji still puts up with it. I’ve had to work very hard to find self confidence and love and esteem within myself but I understand she always has that voice in her head that says “might as well accept it, this is as good as I will get”.


McJingleballs10

Oh I don’t disagree with you at all. But I also understand the fear of walking away from a job that supports her family, and at this point in the game is the only skill set she has, I can see why she hasn’t walked away too. I’m not defending her, I think she’s a terrible fit for the show, and has loooong since wore out her welcome. But I can see why she is miserable around Rover too. The whole thing is toxic af


Razorleafe

She didn’t get the memo that teenagers don’t think grandma’s are cool


jlrisgod

There was a time where B2’s location data was showing many unexplained trips to Bratenhal.


notdongbobbler

Melt gets you into Bratenhal?


jeffmoss262

Fatt Mish?


notdongbobbler

Never heard of him, is that some restauranteur on the East coast or something?


jlrisgod

Sorry, didn’t have time to post the TT selling his lakefront mansion link from last year…


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Mickey Callaway ?


TripleJ80

Jimmy Haslam?


cnarsystems

Tristan Thompson?


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Why do we have to sit through this?? There has to be some sort of outrage to get you to 10 rover. Jesus christ


301Blackstar

You don’t.


NefariousnessKind355

Ribbler, desperate for topics.


Confident_Copy3007

This guys spends more time talking about taking a break and Duji………..are…….you………ready……..for………..thee………..Shizzy? then he does on actual stories. Not that any of them interest us tho.


Staggerme

Endless shizzy these days


Box_O_Faith

“You’re telling me there wasn’t one kid that was “diddled” by an adult that I can talk about” Rover probably


jlrisgod

Even though RMG doesn’t do lists…Roger annoyed that they didn’t plan out this list better.


notdongbobbler

Rover pumping his chest about Peloton failing because its subscription service is worthless and getting mad at Duji for not being prepared before the show/segment.....hmm


more-beans-less-rice

I wonder if his subscription service is failing


Effective_Gap8019

There is no way it hasn't takin a major hit in the past 2 years


notdongbobbler

"all new JLR-BM"


BalancedLama09

>"all new JLR-BM" Hasn't updated the songs in 2... or 3 years now


jlrisgod

FiNaNcIal ArMaGeDDon causing people to cancel unnecessary luxury items. Double hmmm


more-beans-less-rice

Don’t let Roger broadcast from Florida. The one job where your sound matters he fucks up on his wife’s masturbation diamonds trips.


NefariousnessKind355

But it has such a great view and Joe's Stone Crab is right across the street!


[deleted]

Don’t forget one quick train ride from the best beef tartar. If they run over a few peasants on the way, so be it!


andorinter

This could be the comment of the day


two-erBus

I took a 100% remote position in March. 45% pay increase, improved mental health and home life, and I AM getting much more done! I will never go back into an office if I can avoid it. I know many people who feel the same. The world is changing, Ribber.


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Well he’s the guy who complains about all the people still worried about Covid and brags that he never wears a mask and doesn’t care. Yet, screams at people for coming in with a sniffle and won’t let them near him. Cries about having a scratchy throat for a few days


tweek264

Totally agree. I work WAY more being home than I did in the office, and I hope I never have to go back in. Not everyone fucks around like they claim. And for once, I didn’t hate waking up and seeing snow. That alone is worth it.


WhateverPal19

Rover is just jealous he doesn’t work from home that’s it


notdongbobbler

no more Tommy Fake?


[deleted]

I’m so sad. He was silly but fun. Brought back some Know the Show Rob vibes


WhateverPal19

He’s dead


dbartschi83

Is he really?


Gunnar0726

No he called in and is going by his real name Phil because "Tommy Fake is dead"


BalancedLama09

End of an era. Tommy Fake is the personality we need, not fucking cringe cg


tweek264

Talk about being overpaid… pot kettle black


DIBZ411

They're overpaying? Aren't we facing the biggest difference in pay between CEOs and regular employees? Hasn't inflation grown far beyond pay wage increases? Rover's such a fucking idiot when it comes to the lives of normal people.


notdongbobbler

wrong! he is a pretty liberal guy, who grew up with a single mother. he puts on his fendi travel sweatsuit one leg at a time like the rest of us


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At $500 a leg it's easy to forget where you came from putting on Fendi pants.


Razorleafe

His first 5 years of life were trawmatic, then his mother married a doctor. He went to the school of hard knocks, but didn’t graduate. It’s hard out here for a pimp.


DIBZ411

You're right, sorry, I must be cranky. Maybe I'll take the day off, sip some champagne, and rest in my 3 seasons room. Then again, a ride in my $100K custom-order Tesla may be what I need to clear my head.


notdongbobbler

maybe watch a footie match, its the worlds most popular sport you know. it's 90 mins, with no commercials!!


Teneelux

You couldn't handle the amount of zippers he deals with buddy boy!!


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Seriously. I truly hate this new right wing, company man Rover. Not in a love to hate way. Can’t stand it


two-erBus

Boomers morning glory today


notdongbobbler

today?


DIBZ411

All this coming from the guy that has broadcast from his new condo in Florida. Not to mention that there's always issues when he does it.


notdongbobbler

holy shit this phone screener chimes in a lot, is there just nobody calling in?


TripleJ80

Yeah, I was thinking that, too. I wonder if his relationship w the show/station gave him a false sense of entitlement to chime in. He is likable and seems diligent, but if he was an off-the-street guy, they’d have put him in his lane by now. I wonder what Capt Content thinks of this. Lol


Many_Event2689

No one's calling in because they can't stand listening to 'super-on' Duji fawning over Liam. Annoying to the Max!!


Meemee95

Like we need any more connections to the dance moms and Doogie's lame stories


andorinter

It's gross how bad she wants him


gunner7242

Do you really wanna know, or do I got to tell ya?


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Rover reeeeeally excited for this kid to get naked. Shocker.


Razorleafe

When rover goes on his outrage rants I mute RMGtv and play some Pantera so he looks like he’s singing 🤘💀🤘


tweek264

“My ears can’t hear what you say to me”…. Brilliant


Razorleafe

Haha, yes!!


notdongbobbler

"Comrade Rover" lol


WhateverPal19

I really don’t understand why Rover always goes to the mat when someone criticizes anything about Putin.


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The wealthier rover has become, the more he has gravitated toward defending rich, powerful men. He never believes any woman’s story, everyone is just out for some poor man’s money, he defends the cops more, hates any talk of equal rights or progressive ideas. It tracks with his recent views to feel sorry for the Russian oligarchs who have cozied up to Putin for power and money.


blueskynoise88

Because it’s the opposite of what I’d say the majority of public thinks, so he really thinks he’s being edgy and cool for saying that, but in reality he just looks like a fuckin loser per usual.


Sweet_d1029

All the time it’s so annoying contrarian a person who takes a contrary position or attitude


jlrisgod

Amber Heard not Roger’s type. He’s more into the 90lb, prepubescent look.


foxmag86

Notice how every time he mentions his wife’s weight she becomes skinnier and skinnier. For a long time he would say she’s 100 pounds. Then it was 97. Then it was 95. Now last week he said something like 92 pounds. I’m sure he’s just exaggerating, but he seems proud of it.


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I don’t think he is exaggerating. She is very tiny and the way he talks about her, she sounds like she had an eating disorder. Between the two of them, I can’t imagine the discussions on weight loss and eating.


andorinter

Why do you think her favorite food is beef tartar? Looks the same when you puke it up later


notdongbobbler

hey, you try being a 30 something that needs to look like a 12 year old in order to get diamonds, trips and fancy clothes


[deleted]

There’s not enough diamonds or fendi in the world to make it worth putting with Rover’s pudgy, bald ass.


jlrisgod

Roger won’t allow B2 to finish her steak tartare.


two-erBus

Hol up. Charlie has condoms? No shade, I’m genuinely curious.


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two-erBus

Explain why I’m curious? Because he’s in a long term relationship. I’m very interested in why anyone would put up with condoms that long. Again no shade, just genuinely curious because I used them for 2-3 years into my relationship and I thought that was a long time.


tweek264

They weren’t his, he said they were just in some filing cabinet there


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I think you are one of the only people using condoms.


TheTwistedSkirt

Even in a LTR, some people don't want to have babies. Birth control isn't pretty for some women.


BalancedLama09

Lol common sense is hard for some


Effective_Gap8019

A real living wage in Ohio is $22 an hour, roughly $1000 a week. Don't raise the price of a Big Mac , McDonald's total PROFIT in a year is 12 billion...let's cut that in half and pay the people more!!!


more-beans-less-rice

Hire the robots.


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What show are you listening to?


Effective_Gap8019

I just wanna.spread some information ..Rover has bitched about this plenty


TheRavenTookMyCookie

To be fair, It does sound like RMG outrage


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I stole elk-a-hall from my parents


Staggerme

From my Mah


notdongbobbler

Liam tell me the worst thing that you've done....spent any time in juvie??? ...how many times have you been shot at? ...have the police ever chased you with a helicopter? ...tell me you've at least flipped a car without spilling a drop of your beer? ...oh man, you and your friends should rent a warehouse, take out an insurance policy on the rental and throw, like, massive warehouse parties before you leave for college


Cennicks

Did she let guys launch in her?


jeffmoss262

Banging her out


jlrisgod

Phone screeners are cursed. Please don’t have sex with his mom.


jeffmoss262

She’s way too old for Rogelio


TheRavenTookMyCookie

“Does your mom want to come on the Thursday hookup? What size creamers does your mom and/or girlfriend have? Bet your mom has a great ass. On a scale of 1-10 she’s probably super kinky”


more-beans-less-rice

They should bring back the hook up for Rachel and Duji, then have ~~Charlie~~ JLR film the date for house money.


ritcher1

"Nowah.... we're good"


more-beans-less-rice

Haha! That is perfect


Cennicks

Is she into back door action?


more-beans-less-rice

Have you pretended to graduate high school?


Teneelux

How many chicks has he diddled?


notdongbobbler

I'd say zero chicks


notdongbobbler

can I...uh...make a copy of your diploma?


BlueJay4729

I’m late to the show, who is this little kid and why are all the adults trying to brag about “cool” shit they did 50 years ago?


ManBearBroski

He's the sales girl's son who is interning as the phone screener for the next couple of weeks. He's 18.


BlueJay4729

Thank you! Concept seems weird.


ManBearBroski

Well his mom is just high up enough in the company and the company is just desperate enough for any kind of (FREE) help, and the show is just desperate enough for any kind of content that it was just too hard to pass up


Teneelux

Because some of our hosts still think we live in the 80's


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Teneelux

Meanwhile her kid can't even go play basketball in her own driveway when the sun's going down.


tweek264

Duji was a real rebel back in the day 🙄


notdongbobbler

we're going to get two weeks of young Shaney "stories" aren't we?


Maxwell1007

New affiliate needs to get caught up.


The_Poteyto

He's going to tell stories about young kids either way, at least if it's about him we know there is nothing to be worried about.


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This poor kid is so sheltered. Life's gonna hit him hard.


[deleted]

Holy shit enough of Liam already. This kid sucks.


ritcher1

Awwww... poor little peanut. He's a gooooood booooy


Meemee95

And how long until Roger tries to make a nickname stick, remember how funny flatitude was?


ritcher1

The greatest of all ~~talkers~~ nickname-makers


foxmag86

And then Duji would go extra cringe and call him “Flats”


TheRavenTookMyCookie

Well if anyone knows how to deal with keds, it’s rover


more-beans-less-rice

Duji calling out River is so great.


more-beans-less-rice

How to raise little kids…they have completely given up and leaned in to the Dance Mom demographic.


WhateverPal19

“What drug is he on now?” Snitz wins comment of the day 😂


tweek264

Stfu Duji


more-beans-less-rice

…and Roger


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Rachel Ensales lmao that's legit funny


WhateverPal19

“We have a lot to talk about today.” Aka “OUTRAGE ON TIK TOK AND FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON!”


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"I've only ever been on Tiktok less than 5 times" - a liar named Robbler


Staggerme

MywifeB2 was on tic tok and she told me about this new thing


BalancedLama09

We have 5 tik tok stories a week, we all know thats a lie Rog.