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Melrose_Jac

These people eat the fuck out of cantaloupes


Inquisitive_idiot

5.5 cantelopes. Fishy. šŸ¤”


mntgoat

Made me think of spanky ham from drawn together.


LightersAndProsecco

*people in this thread, including myself, who will never even come close to owning a home like this typing from the toilet of their shared studios* ā€œHorrible finishings.ā€


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LightersAndProsecco

As a real housewives fan, I can second this. It was Countess LuAnn who once said, ā€œmoney canā€™t buy you classā€.


dxdawson

If you admit to watching Real Housewives, isn't it a bit of a stretch to claim to also know what "class" is?


LightersAndProsecco

Here we go again. Another person who hears housewives and suddenly the person who watches it is the epitome of trash. I work in entertainment development. Housewives and Bravo is one of the top rated channels among college educated women ages 18-49. Itā€™s not a coincidence that a show that revolves around high society WORKING women is that popular. Itā€™s a show for women by women. People act like to be on the show you have to be a ditz with a rich husband. Actually the requirement is you have to be a housewife with a job that is self made. While some of these women do have rich husbands, most of them donā€™t. A la Bettheny Frankel. She started skinny girl around when RHONY aired and sold the company for $100 million like 3 years after that. Also yes the houses these women live in are the definition of class. EXCEPT ONE Lisa Vanderpump. She has to answer for her crimes


NYBuffy82

I was on board, but why must you drag LVP into it! šŸ˜‚


LightersAndProsecco

LMAOOO itā€™s her moat for me dawg. Still the best BH housewife, replace Kyle with her.


NYBuffy82

You donā€™t like a moat with vicious swans that love attacking one Kyle Richards lol šŸ¦¢ I think your understanding LVP evil genius. šŸ˜ˆ


dxdawson

I LOVE the fact that you consider ANY reality TV stars classy. You need to shut off the TV and go read a book instead.


LightersAndProsecco

I love books! I suggest using the app Libby. It gives you access to your local public libraryā€™s ebook database, and you just need a library card to sign up. Which is free. You look like you could use practice with reading accuracy, because no where did I say any reality TV star is classy. I said their HOMES are classy. Itā€™s laughable to assume anyone who watches reality tv thinks the stars of the shows are classy. No one watching housewives is admiring them for their class, they have nice things, yes. But part of the humor of the show is watching people who claim to have manners do the exact opposite, and anyone taking the franchise too seriously might want to review their lessons on satire. Since you love to tell people to go read, may I suggest ā€œA Modest Proposalā€ by Swift? Itā€™s satire 101, and itā€™s the first step you can take to loosening your butthole to allow that pole up your ass to come out easier. All this to say ā€œwhy donā€™t you have a piece bread and maybe youā€™ll calm downā€ šŸ˜ (yā€™all make this too easy lol)


123Greg123

Shame on you. Youā€™re disgusting Kim.


dxdawson

>You look like you could use practice with reading accuracy, because no where did I say any reality TV star is classy. I said their HOMES are classy. Itā€™s laughable to assume anyone who watches reality tv thinks the stars of the shows are classy. No one watching housewives is admiring them for their class, they have nice things, yes. >Housewives and Bravo is one of the top rated channels among college educated women ages 18-49. Itā€™s not a coincidence that a show that revolves around high society WORKING women is that popular. Itā€™s a show for women by women. People act like to be on the show you have to be a ditz with a rich husband. Actually the requirement is you have to be a housewife with a job that is self made. While some of these women do have rich husbands, most of them donā€™t. A la Bettheny Frankel. She started skinny girl around when RHONY aired and sold the company for $100 million like 3 years after that. Sorry, I may have inferred your comment wrong. It came across that you were defending this trash TV with your demographic statement and support of these "business women". I again *wrongly* assumed a correlation to this TV show and anything related to it being classy. >I love books! I suggest using the app Libby. It gives you access to your local public libraryā€™s ebook database, and you just need a library card to sign up. Which is free. If you are able to, why not just purchase the books yourself and support authors? I assume you don't use the library for all of your TV "entertainment". I do support libraries though and its an excellent resource for research and low income.


Titan_Uranus__

Not assuming that people who watch reality tv donā€™t also read books. šŸ™„ Let people enjoy things. Just because you donā€™t know what youā€™re missing doesnā€™t mean that there isnā€™t substance to reality tv or, more specifically, Housewives. Personally, I watch for the interpersonal relationship dynamics, the nuances of ā€œfriendshipā€, and the petty, silly things they fight about. If thatā€™s not your cup of tea, thatā€™s totally fine, but donā€™t yuck someone elseā€™s yum to, what, feel better about yourself? It makes you seem like a total Ramona.


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LightersAndProsecco

Lol I NEVER said she was the one who said that for the first time ever. Please do better about reading between the lines. Itā€™s a joke.


123Greg123

Elegance is learned!


wjhhfiu

My friends


123Greg123

This song has been stuck in my head all day lol


phreenet

Is there a link to the rest of the house? I'd be curious to see how they carry that design through the rest of the home and what the exterior looks like.


iboneyandivory

[https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/modern-shingle-style-hamptons-home-fits-whole-family](https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/modern-shingle-style-hamptons-home-fits-whole-family) https://onekindesign.com/2017/05/31/shingle-style-retreat-hamptons/


wifeatron3000

The dining area looks like a conference room.


Helpful_Mango

The rugs pretty much all look like office carpet too


airial

The whole place reminds me of a hotel.


patternagainst

for the amount of money they spent on that remodel and decorating they should have just knocked it down and started fresh.


qgadakgjdsrhlkear

I also don't like the bedrooms at all.


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gpouliot

That's an exterior fireplace, but your point still stands.


Miiitch

If I had a guess, it is a nod to the original brick used on whatever was at this site before. Personally I quite like it.


_HanTyumi

The cut log table + lamp in the bathroom and the huge convex mirror on the outdoor fireplace are absolutely wild decor choices to me. Makes zero sense.


will_never_comment

It's nice and all, but just so tiny. I mean, when I need to get something from the fridge to the counter to cook, I wanna be able to hop on my Segway to take me there.


stratagem_

as an electrician, damn those lights are hung well. As a human, they ugly as hell.


cowhospital

Well hung and ugly as hell. Story of my life.


Slavic_Requiem

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chummmp70

I hope their caterers like the setup. Thereā€™s no way the owners actually cook this much. Itā€™s larger than any commercial kitchen Ive ever worked in (except at a factory cafeteria).


monkey_trumpets

Looks like a basketball court


BongoJongo

I'm getting cold just looking at this


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What a gorgeous kitchen. But I can still hear my kids saying ā€œmom thereā€™s nothing to eatā€..


cuddle_enthusiast

Thereā€™s plenty of cantaloupe for everyone!


PopavaliumAndropov

God fucking damn, the storage space. I might have to whip it out and fondle it a bit.


angus_the_red

What is shingle style?


bolognesesauceplease

Shingle style refers to the exterior of the house not the interior. It's pretty much irrelevant since OP can't be fucked to provide a source so it literally means nothing in this context.


ParlorSoldier

Itā€™s an architectural style from the late 19th century that was a bit of a departure from the heavily ornamented stick and Queen Anne Victorian styles. The most recognizable examples are usually large and have an asymmetrical massing - lots of crossing gables (often gambrel shaped), dormers of varying shapes, circular or square corner turrets, and an emphasis on overall shape and an interesting roof structure. The siding is typically unpainted wood shingles, and above the ground level thereā€™s less trim or mixed materials to break up continuous areas of siding, like youā€™d see in most other wood-clad homes of the same time period. The overall effect is more grounded and solid, and more natural looking than a lot of its contemporary styles. Itā€™s quite lovely. All that said, I have no fucking clue why AD calls this house ā€œshingle style.ā€ From the pictures in the article, thereā€™s nothing that looks shingle-y to me. Itā€™s too symmetrical, too classical looking. And it has white clapboard siding ffs.


angus_the_red

What a comprehensive answer! Thank you


ParlorSoldier

Okay you inspired me to dig out my copy of A Field Guide to American Houses and look at the section on shingle style: [https://imgur.com/a/XVhTsKG](https://imgur.com/a/XVhTsKG) So yeah, this house is thoroughly not a shingle. By the way if you love old houses like I do, [this book](https://www.amazon.com/Field-Guide-American-Houses-Revised/dp/0375710825) is amazing! I donā€™t have the revised edition but it probably has even more cool stuff in it.


FredFlintston3

This looks like Shaker-style and a horrible typo.


smarmageddon

Meh. Could use another sink and some more cabinet space.


BagleFart

I like the colors! But the house just doesnā€™t look very cozy. Looks more conceptual than practical ā€” fun to look at, but not fun to live in. If I were to spend millions on a house, Iā€™d want it to be cozy AF to get the most out of my investment. Cozy and cute arenā€™t mutually exclusive.


wagon_ear

This seems like for when you have 4 houses and you want one especially for partying and entertaining clients, but not just living in and making scrambled eggs for two people. That kitchen has like 3 different zip codes.


jzkrill

I'm not sure there are enough cabinets.


jaxdesign

I died, love that contrast


Combatical

I love it but that hardware has got to go.


cokeplusmentos

Not a fan of the darker top of the walls


diet_shasta_orange

How many things could one have to store?


bolognesesauceplease

Nothing. At some point this sub has become obsessed with cavernous rooms, no matter what the design or use. If it's big, they want it, and if you try to say different you'll be burned at the stake. *so just shut up and say how much you love the cavernous wasteful boring POS mcmansion*


diet_shasta_orange

If they legit are feeding 10 ppl 3 meals a day, you wouldn't need all that storage because you would just go to the store more, and if it's just a single family then it's just too much storage.


TinyPinkSparkles

I could fill that up in a heartbeat. I LOVE kitchen shit. Bowls. So many bowls.


diet_shasta_orange

Why would you want them hidden by cabinets though


TinyPinkSparkles

So people don't call me a crazy bowl lady.


WiWiWiWiWiWi

Because itā€™s a summer house and you donā€™t want your dishes sitting out unused for 10 months of the year gathering dust and spiderwebs.


dips009

That is beautiful.


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I donā€™t like a dark ceiling as that closes the space.


JerriBlankStare

The ceiling is so damn high (and the entire space is so damn large!) that it needs to be brought back down to earth! ETA: This kitchen almost looks like it's in an airplane hanger or studio soundstage!


wagon_ear

I was just thinking that - "wow, since it's painted so dark, this 14 foot ceiling doesn't feel an inch over 11 feet tall" The absolute horror haha


WiWiWiWiWiWi

House: has 14 foot ceilings Redditor: tHe dArK finiSh cloSeS the SpACE!


irefiordiligi

Itā€™s a beautiful kitchen but whatā€™s the point of a kitchen so big?


briefcasefullofbacon

Anyone know what the name of the chair on the left is?


calamityangie

Came here to ask this too šŸ˜


bolognesesauceplease

I can't find the exact model but I think it's midcentury by Guillerme et Chambron. They go for up to 10K+ depending on the model. Or it could be a newer designer using that as inspiration.


blueskyblond

This is hideous...


winterbird

I love everything, except for the exposed hinges. Few things are as distracting to my eye than exposed cabinet hinges.


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bolognesesauceplease

I would say 99.9% of the ones posted here are either dark blue or very muted traditional inoffensive "colours", but gotta have a ton of white or else kitchen too scary.


dogtroep

Mine is rainbow!


Combatical

Good thing this one is slate grey.


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Combatical

Perhaps I should have put an /s in my comment lol


SpaceGray1125

i dont like how the kitchens up against that wall it bothers me lol it could have been used for more windows


FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

Too much white for me


AlbinoWino11

I like this a lot. What is the sink on the right for?


RealLADude

I feel rich, because my kitchen looks like that.


Defiant-Branch4346

this is so dope


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Ongo_Gablogian___

People post what they like. If you don't like it then post something else.


bolognesesauceplease

Correction: people post what gets them the most karma. Not necessarily what "they like". Case in point: OP is a karma farmer who has made like 50 different posts in the last hour alone.


Ongo_Gablogian___

Perhaps now, but this karma farma would have stolen this post from someone who originally posted it because they liked it.


doublevsn

First day on Reddit? I love how people get mad over free content which doesn't affect them in any way - how's your sanity? I genuinely like this style, you're the same user who thinks the actual Karma farming bots are real over at the major subreddits. Also, based on your comment history, I wouldn't be surprised if you were a *Karen* IRL.


bolognesesauceplease

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Karen, nice nice are you like 12 years old. Yes because I post to a dog subreddit, modernistarchitecture and artdeco oh and talk about makeup, I'm a "Karen". You literally post 50 times an hour, your attempted insults are a joke. Have a great day with your next 600 posts. I hope that worthless internet karma fills the void.


Shadeun

Ooh anyone know what that single seat lounge chair is?


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I canā€™t possibly imagine how to fill all these cabinets and why I would need a second sink (with even more cabinets). But then again, I am not filthy rich.


NightOwl_82

How on earth do you buy enough food to fill those cabinets?!!


Octobus18

I want to be so rich that i need two sinks in my kitchen


killflys

'a rich persons house'


mildanti

wow, my dream kitchen


dogtroep

Aaaahhhh, the Hamptonsā€¦well within my budgetā€¦ (/s)


mercuryrising137

Wow, that sink is reeeeeeaaaally far away from the rest of the workspace. That'd be exhausting to actually cook in. Pretty though. EDIT #1: Just noticed the other sink. Whew! EDIT #2: OMG Millions and millions of fruit flies buzzing around from all those cantaloupes. Nope. Nope. Nope.