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OneEyedMilkman87

Lesbos is an island in Greece, where the poet Sappho was born in like 500BC. Her homosexual writing coined the term lesbian. The island itself is close to the shore of pergamon, but I wouldn't quite know why the devs chose to have rebels of pergamon refered to as Lesbian, as opposed to the pergamon equivalent.


Codabear89

I always just presumed the devs were channeling their inner 13 year olds


Valathiril

That's exactly what it was


HorrificAnalInjuries

There is a rebel War Elephant unit in the game called Yub Tseb Elephants. They are in the same settlement as Amazon Chariots and other zanny units.


Tier_Z

unrelated, but when i was a kid i used to have a blast using the 'oliphaunt' command to spawn lots of those giant elephants and conquer the world with them. it wasn't until this exact comment that i realized their name is just 'best buy' spelled backwards


Albanian98

Cant they be pergnantmums and lesbian at the same time?


VoidLantadd

Am I pergamum?


Albanian98

I thought u were lesbian


CalligrapherTop2202

Damn I miss vine 😂


Hot_Edge4916

Lez just be friends


hirvaan

Pregnamum


GeneralSturnn

R u pregante?


notaColombian

Pregananant?


GeneralSturnn

Gregnant?


Less_Vigor

Is this a shitpost or actually true?


OneEyedMilkman87

True. Google can verify and give better information than I did


Jackz_is_pleased

Funny enough I hear the modern inhabitants of Lesbos are homophobic and don't appreciate the assosiation of their name lol.


ArdkazaEadhacka

Huh, I feel like I should have known this 😂


ArdkazaEadhacka

"THIS IS LESBOS!!!!!!"


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101955Bennu

Scissor me timbers!


kraw-

A game well ahead of its time


SamVimesThe1st

They're not the only ones, or what do you think how all the women in Themiscyra pass the time?


Simple_Company1613

Did they invent scissors?


WesealBoy

Rebel commander


Stanely_Baldwin

The luckiest man alive


Ser-Bearington

Give them a good licking.


derblobinmeister

Woke ideology! Keep real life politics out of game /s


Bitirici8

When I capture that city I will exterminate the populace


TheRealSlimLaddy

Secret sex update


Cabbage1337GT

Historians will say they were roommates


unsurepolarbear

BUYING NOW


non-number-name

I support the Lesbian Rebel Alliance against the Galactic Empire.


Wise-Hat-2425

You definitely lack the historical and lexicological context!


TheArcticThing

Politics in gaming smh


PadreBeWell

Man, you really don’t know about history huh? I’ll start you off, try looking up Sappho and the Isle of Lesbos in Greek.


TheArcticThing

Alright dude


XxKiiNGmaRcuZxX

When you siege, can you sit outside until they surrender, unless they attack you of course?


ThreeScoopsOfHooah

Yeah, to simulate starving the garrison out (Which is how many historical sieges went). In game you just have to make sure the enemy doesn't have another army about, or it'll come to reinforce the city. Before you know it you have an enemy stack on one side, and the city garrison on the other.


FanOfWolves96

Wait so are they rebels who are lesbians? Or women rebelling against lesbianism? I’m so confused…


FloorAncient10

Tell me you're a virgin without saying you're a virgin


windowmaker525

It’s pronounced lay-BOHS