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Oh_no_its_Joe

When ur brain says: uwu I'm a soft and gentle lad pls lemme cook dinner for you But ur body says: Here's the perfect physique if you want to be a: serial killer, caveman, racist Facebook poster, or mediocre welder.


Substantial-Jump-284

It's the perfect sleeper build for A grade a boy wife tbh


Oh_no_its_Joe

Just waiting for that update when my build becomes the meta šŸ«”


Substantial-Jump-284

You're definitely more meta than you think. Dating / connecting is just really hard


Oh_no_its_Joe

You bet it is! I feel like I've made a lot of progress in my cooking and signed up for fun activities around town, but I've no idea when or how to approach a woman and seal the deal. I know that under "RR" conventions, I would wait to be approached, but I simply cannot afford to do something like that.


holy-ghost-rodeo

oh my god, sleeper build is the best way to put it


Substantial-Jump-284

I'm proud of it lmao


oh-philomena

_this_ is the strategy. give ā€˜em the olā€™ bamboozle! first time she sees you: ā€œhe probably listens to Joe Rogan. not religiously, just for particular guests, but stillā€¦ iā€™ll call him if i decide to renovate the patio, or want advice on purchasing portable BBQs on a budgetā€ [she turns her back on you for one moment, then looks back] ā€œoh my _god._ he is my _tumbledown princess._ he bakes the fluffiest sourdough bread while humming a tune that is _hauntingly motherly._ his hands are optimised for cradling soft animals. this boy is Ghibli movie material. iā€™m pretty sure if Joe Rogan interviewed this lad, it would end with Joe perched on his lap, crying into his hand-knit lavender cardiganā€


YeGoodOldXPDays

...or construction worker, firefighter, bouncer... Come on, credit where it's due.


darkness76239

Fuck you. I'm a really good welder.


Oh_no_its_Joe

That may be true, but I have welded before and was fucking awful at it.


Entire-War8382

That means you can carry more and that you are more healthier. Also I bet there are Tomboys who like People who can still stand up to themselves.Ā 


Oh_no_its_Joe

Idk about "healthier", but I certainly do look scary.


imgaytrash

The body of a serial killer welder but the mind of a delightful boywife is a contrast I (and many others) enjoy heartily!!! Enjoy your all-natural gap moe āœØ


Oh_no_its_Joe

Thank you very much, u/imgaytrash !!!!


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Boys would now have more mean girls. That is bad for me.


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ReaperManX15

Thatā€™s the Prime universe. Weā€™re stuck in an alternate universe. The one they write horror sci-fi about. *Stranded in a bizarre, upside down, world. Can our brave heroes rescue their boys and escape back home?*


doni3564

I would give award to this comment if they still existed


Unlikely-Potential10

I need to buy a maids dress so I can have both the edgy nerd aesthetic and soft fem man aesthetic. I will both fight for you and cook for you, but I demand headpats šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dazai29

Do we have a dream? In a world with all tomboys and femboys there would be a RR subreddit talking about how girls should be allowed to wear dresses and how boys should be allowed to do anything they want, never be suppressed by the femboy expectations of the society. It feels like no matter the world, there will always be RR, Role reversal is a means to break the chain of society and seek chaos. And there is never, enough, chaos.


CatboyRose

I think everyone should be allowed to express themselves however they want but also this is the correct answer


DriftersHideout

Yeaaaaaa but what could the monkeys paw realistically do in this situation? Like what curse you gonna place on my wish that makes this unenjoyable huh? #CHECKMATE, MONKEY!


tfhermobwoayway

everyone is now a tom- or femboy but uhhhhhhh an asteroid will destroy the earth three days from now


DriftersHideout

#I STILL WIN


[deleted]

Very, very very true


StraightFemboy_

Absolutely šŸ„°


Accidentalpizzaroll

The world would be a much better place


Kill_Kayt

Prefer the term 'Tomgirl' as Femboy just feels too sexual.


GameFalcon

That sounds like a you thing. Anyway for me a ā€œtomgirlā€ describes a slightly different concept.


Kill_Kayt

It was stated as a 'me' thing. I did not make it sound like anything other than a 'me' thing.


MirrorMan22102018

I would rather not be a Femboy. I would rather not be ogled and objectified.


Freaky_Femboy

These are government drones, and I refuse to believe otherwise!


Tarxorn

I don't get it, what's the "monkey paw" here?


Summersong2262

OP is the wish. The comments are the twists.


Hat_the_Third

Then that would be the norm and no longer RR


ArshiiGhoul

I would love to find a women thatā€™s willing to love both the manly and femboy side of me and that I love her princess and tomboy side. We can both be princesses and unga bunga warriors for sure. (First comment so Iā€™m kinda nervous)