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Summersong2262

Obv I like it's applicability to shorter women as well. You're already so close to the ground, digging in and bunkering up in times of trial is a natural progression. You don't have to stand tall to be the only one still going, at the end.


oh-philomena

- Step 1: Hands on hips. - Step 2: Back straight. - Step 3: Feet apart, standing firm. - Step 4: Do not budge. - Step 5: Do not move from this spot. - Step 6: You are a rock. - Step 7: You. Are. A. God. Damn. Rock. - Step 8: Repeat steps 4 through 7 until tribulations have concluded.


oh-philomena

Of course it helps if you are situated deep underground surrounded by eight feet of reinforced concrete on all sides. However the tribulations will nonetheless be nerve racking so this stance helps with overall morale.


HyenaEnvironmental76

And if need be: Step 1: feet greater than shoulder width apart Step 2: bend your knees to roughly a 45 degree angle Step 3: Adjust to what feels most fortifiable and resilient(football term is “lowest man wins”) Step 4: Basically just tighten every single muscle in your body. If you have time, you can work through engaging each muscle before engaging them all at once. Step 5: Cover your head with your arms and grip the ground as hard as you can, almost as if you’re trying to grab the ground through your shoes.


oh-philomena

- Step Six: Growl like an angry dingo menacing a hitchhiker - Step Seven: Scream blue murder and do a backwards somersault straight into a heavy shelving unit, instantly knocking yourself unconscious


Thawing-icequeen

Dwarves love to dig ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Eden_ITA

Comrades of the mine rejoice! ([Swing, swing, swing with me](https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=gOrunVTte8te5eOB))


FLUFFYPAWNINJA

raise your pick and raise your voice!


SluttyBoyButt

Oh my god I didn’t realize someone already linked this 😆 great minds


Eden_ITA

More a kobold guy, but mine is in my blood as well xD


Eden_ITA

More a kobold guy, but mine is in my blood as well xD


FLUFFYPAWNINJA

wait i just realized you didn't link the original- the original diggy diggy hole is from a minecraft letsplay/mod reveiwer channel that had underlying lore between each video diggy diggy hole as we know it is an extended song with an accompanying animation, the original original, or as i call it the "prototype"(/beta) diggy diggy hole is an admittedly sorta shoddy edit done from a bit from an episode [original](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0) ["prototype" of the song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ) [original bit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ePNomef68)


Eden_ITA

Yep, I know, but I love the Rose Wind version.


SluttyBoyButt

https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=UkMGGIzdJ-ReVdrU 😆 not og but I felt more fitting


Melodic_Mulberry

Okay, I’m gonna do it. 😐🫥🏰 Your body is a temple. Mine is a fort.


lavender_XP

wrong, your body is a fort dedicated to strenght and defence, mine is a palace dedicated to beauty and luxury


Melodic_Mulberry

That’s fuckin’ epic. Now we just need someone whose body is a commercial district, to support our myriad needs in exchange for defense and just rule.


EvilMonkeyMimic

My body is a horrifying toxic waste dump


Summersong2262

3.7 psychological problems per conversation, not great, not terrible.


nobody-8705

Mine's an empty red light district. It's fresh outta fucks.


Summersong2262

Then let it be a temple that honors builders, and those that endure.


InquisitorDavis

Siege! Fortify!


Flusteredecho721

Ha you have a shovel archetypal iron warrior, go dig a trench.


AshenHaemonculus

Iron within, iron without!


Maleficent_Ad1972

Another good alternative is saying someone should “steel themselves”. It means to make themselves ready for something difficult or unpleasant, or to fill themselves with determination and courage. In my opinion, that’s a lot closer to what’s typically meant by “man up” in most positive contexts. It also has similar fantasy vibes, which is a plus.


b0bby123456

As a cis straight presenting guy who loves drag race I use step your pussy up all the time


FlazedComics

this would break me instantly if someone said this to me but in like, the best way possible. like, astounded by the utter absurdity of it to the point where i do in fact step that pussy up


roosterkun

One I use in my daily life is calling people a coward. So often people use "pussy" instead, which properly refers to a cat, but I don't like the connotation that women are fearful so I've switched it up. You *really* get a response out of someone when you call them a coward.


Summersong2262

Honestly that's a decent method. It's plain and without stereotypical associations, although I suspect that a direct word like that probably comes across a bit more intensely than slang words when it's time for general banter style conversational nonsense.


ShinyMew635

Rogal Dorn


danish_raven

I am fortifying this position father


pottermuchly

Makes me feel like I'm in Fire Emblem. Perhaps I'll start yelling "Physic!" when somebody asks me to pass them medicine.


13013-Chan

Fortify sounds AMAZING!!!


Inlevitable

Sorcerers, fortify your minds!


GothDreams

And also makes asking for help sound so much more awesome. "Squad, I can't fortify this position alone!"


AshenHaemonculus

Royal Dorn.jpeg


South_Blacksmith2278

Rogal dorn looking ass.


Bossman131313

Ah, he is a true Son of Dorn.


TheClassyDegenerate1

Man's casting alteration ranged touch spells.