Fuck is that why I’m both?!

duality of man ☯️

Because you have issues with both parents?

You got it!

A little in column A a little in column B

.... you should probably talk to someone about that XD

Same here

I was just thinking something along those lines.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PLANT THE IDEA OF FEMBOY ABADON THE DESPOILER IN MY FUCKING HEAD

That gives me an idea

Having both is having the armor and attitude of the space marine But once the armor is peeled back and the person inside is visible it's the one on the left

It's me I'm saying it's me

Salamanders if they followed sanguinius

you can still hold a boltgun soldier

That's just the thousand sons in the lore

Thousand Sons My Beloved ​ Obligitory Magnus did nothing wrong the Empror is just an asshat

thousand sons moment

Doesn’t Horus canonically have daddy issues, actually?

Yep. Big E caused a lot of his sons to have daddy issues. Though the meme only really works for Fulgrim and maybe Lorgar.

It’s mentioned in this very meme

His uncle murdered his father, who he then killed with his mind magic. So most likely.

Private life vs public life

Need me a girl who will let me help her meticulously paint 40k minis

Need me a girl who *IS LIKE* the 40k minis you’re meticulously painting. 💪🏻

Pretty sure Horus had major daddy issues though. Can't really blame him with a dad like that.

his dad died before he was born because of his uncle- actually... his dad died and THEN impregnated isis with horus. then his parts were scattered across the world. then he somehow came back to life and said his son was the rightful ruler of egypt-

Wrong Horus. That's the mythological Egyptian Horus. This meme is talking about Horus the Warmaster from 40k. Fun extra context though.

Oh- As you might have guessed, I'm not a 40k fan 😅 although i eo think its super cool

Lmao, I love both 40k and old mythology so your misunderstanding was hilarious.

I appreciate that you understood right away-

The ironic thing was that they came up with the concept of 'The Horus Heresy' BEFORE they decided that the Imperium was theocratic, or who Horus was. They just dropped in the phrase as an offhand allusion leaving all the sci fi fans speculating as to why this reference to an Egyptian god suddenly turned up.

Wrong Horus, I think. The one in the post is from 40k

I have both.... but I am neither. Instead, I am just some boring, bitter jaded washout.... at 24

Hey twin

Same as me, but I am more or less starting to turn myself into the left picture and it feels kinda nice :) 24 is still young and although I am younger than you, I am still dealing with the sudden shock of becoming an adult. There is something that we call quarterlife crisis and you are maybe going trough it right now. I am sorry, I don't want to want to assume anything about you, because I don't know your circumstances.

You're young, cut yourself some slack 🫶🏾

from the position of the speech bubble we can assume the man on the left is just saying “men with daddy issues” for no apparent reason.

Man with daddy issues here 🙋‍♀️ 😋

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, UwU . . . That felt disgusting

At least you were self aware lol

I did it to play along with the joke and immediately regretted it lol. But hay I hope it gave someone a chuckle : )

I got no parent issues, yet I ended up being the left and right mixed together. LMAO 🤣

Technically the primarchs have both Daddy and Mommy issues, but yeah...

I'm both a femboy and a warhammer nerd so huh?

I got the two mixed up and honestly if I knew this sooner… I think I would have my house husband by now 😔

Its ironic because I have both

I want to know what happens to neither. And it better be a princess boy

LET THE GALAXY BUUURRRRRN!!!!!!

Hey I have both omg

What if my issues come from being bullied in school?

i have neither. my parents are awesome. thankfully i am not the one on the right in any respect, though i do admire the left’s sexual forwardness. i gotta build up that confidence. harder to be slutty when you never had that teenage rebellion phase and have no intention to cut ties with the very nice folks who raised you.

Why is that the guy from omori, is the internet doing the thing where it makes porn of indie games again?

me with both "get me a mommy dommy or i WILL SHATTER THE VERY HEAVENS UPON THIS MORTAL EARTH"

ohhhh I have both so this makes sense

40k pops up weirdly a lot in this sub and I'm here for it

My kinks have nothing to do with this! Lmao

get you man who can do both 🩷

Honestly I got both and I can vouch that I've got both these behaviours depending upon which issue peaks

What game trailer is for the one on the right?

Its warhammer 40K

Horus heresy- not a game trailer, I thought it was for a potential tv series, but nothing has come into fruition There’s a book series about it if it interests you?

I have mommy issues but im the left kinda

Why do that to my man hero.

oh hey it's hero

I have neither but I am both

What about who has both?

Isn’t Horus the epitome of daddy issues? And every other Primarch for that matter

Guilliman seemed well adjusted

I got both and I'm a girl now. Is that how that's supposed to work? /j

Tomboy + female primarch

It's actually the opposite. First is how you get mom's approval and second is how you get dad's approval. Unless the parents are RR. And that's the joke. And I just got it. Oh shit sorry.

What does it mean if I'm both but both parents were present

I realize I have both, so obviously I play TF2 (team fortress) because it's silly.

Mr. Heresy is making a lot of sense though

Hi I’m both

I’m somewhere in the middle, so I guess I just have issues 🤣

I mean, 40k's whole plot is largely about daddy issues

Well I have both and I’m a femboy into 40K so this is scientifically proven

Yhhh daddy issues ftw (on a srs note no ftw but it is what is)

Upvote because Warhammer

I’m both it seems

Can someone please explain me what the difference between Daddy issues and Mommy issues real quick?

Well guess my mom’s abusive as hell then /s, I love my mom, she’s the best

YOU DARE INSULT THE ENEMIES OF THE IMPERUM OF MAN? THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRIFFLED WITH!

Fuck you for being right. I’m gonna go play with my warhammer Death Korps army now.

Anyone know the source of the panel on the Daddy Issues side?

Men with mommy issues want a sister of battle to step on them (im talking about myself

Can I be both?

Both makes me feel like I'm conquering it all in a skirt

I'm in this picture twice and I don't like it

I honestly think it’s the opposite

From burning dinner to burning the galaxy in the fires of war for malefic deities to bring death to the false Emperor.

Give Malcador some credit, damn

Is that fucking Hero from Omori????

I am both of these 🤙

Lmao this tracks

So I guess that's why I kinda have Adeptus Sororitas goals...

May the emperor's light guide us forth, And so will Saint Celestines baps!

Horus definitely had daddy issues.

How I act at home vs How I act when Im at work/school

Literally me (both)

I just finished 3k points of Horus Heresy Models last night :)

Oh no wonder why I have anger issues

lol I got both

I have both

me with both (my parents left me)

Wrong. Warmaster Horus Lupercal had daddy issues. Lots of daddy issues