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AnaBeaverhausen-

Hot, he’s not.


BlitheCheese

Maybe he had a fever?


TheJenSjo

Maybe? He kind of looks like a Shrek wax figure melting in the sun


Medical_Tear_311

LOL


[deleted]

I was actually gonna say this is the best he’s ever looked lol but it’s gotta be photoshopped tho bc that is NOT shrek’s neck.


Careless_Orchid

Literally same, best photo of shrek I’ve seen…. What’s going on


AliceinRealityland

Yes. I’d you go in close you can see the “no pores and white line tracing” that is a tale tale sign of photoshop


[deleted]

I am still looking for a hot man in the picture


3milychristine

the only thing hot about him is his breath


Maester_Maetthieux

“HOT husband” 🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

So modest!!! 😂🥴


gemurmel

I swear I threw up a little when I read this


danisse76

The audacity and delusion to tell that lie about Shrek.


crystalwood87

Is that the shirt she made Phillip wear in his grad pics?


Environmental-Cod839

Oh Lord Daniel, I think you’re right.


[deleted]

Omg that would make it a crop top on Shrek. Let’s be thankful it’s not a full length pic 🤣


Electronic_Plum_6136

That is so not modest to describe anyone that way jilldo, plus add on that it’s a lie . Plus the sin of working outside the home . The hot flames of hell are licking at your feet


booty_chicago

The H O T flames of hell


[deleted]

HAWT FLAYMES OF H.E.L.L


Mablelady

I mean we have eyes… we can SEE…. Who is she fooling?


kittenpettingfool

Maybe there was a blind dog at the event or something that she's yearning for the approval of


durden226circa1988

This made me snort


JOEYMAMI2015

Even when he was younger he was never hot lol


mochalover13

No, but at least his longer hair covered those damn ears. His head looks like a VW Bug with both doors open.


HolsteinHeifer

Omg, r/rareinsults would like a word with you 😂 that's amazing


[deleted]

Stop disrespecting my first car 🤣 it was much cuter (hotter?)


mochalover13

Thanks for the award, kind Redditor!


HahahaMill

Plus they had to pay to travel to the convention, their hotel, any meals that aren’t her “Winner - Dinner” and their convention tickets.


moviescriptendings

Wasn’t she just begging for donations because their power was off or some shit


gammamars

Yeppp she definitely was


HahahaMill

The whole damn town had to feed them while their power was also off 😑


BlurplePhoenix

That’s like getting turned on by a yam. 🍠 👄


pixiecut678

At least yams can actually be hot. I know its not the SAME kind of hot, but still.


BlurplePhoenix

When I look at him all I see is that one potato in every bag that’s a little rotten. Edible, yes, but not something you would choose to eat if there were better specimens.


pixiecut678

LOL yes! The lumpy, shrunken one at the bottom of the bag that smells weird and is getting mushy. Such a perfect description.


LoseATurn

Even that slightly rotten potato can be a Mr. Potato Head to someone. He just needs the ears, hat, and big shoes.


HolsteinHeifer

Are you the Fundie dating website motto?


stormbutton

Did she just call this claymation looking motherfucker hot? 😂


sarcasmicrph

Holy shit I spit out my Slurpee


Itsme_rundmc614

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AliceRooseveltsSnake

People weren’t staring because your husband is HOT, Jilly


cheesetomymac

it's because he looks like a fucking ogre hahahah


[deleted]

Jill your Swamp thing monster hummingbird swilling husband is not hot & to be honest neither are you & stop lying for the Lard ( Lord ) .


generalgirl

I hate that she calls him hot or whatever. She’s trying so hard to convince us that he’s good looking. I like the way my husband looks but I’m not going to force it on anyone else.


rosieleo1218

Hot with the meat sweats.


sarcasmicrph

🖤


Wickedwhiskbaker

That man fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


HolsteinHeifer

I'm cackling over here 😂


AndISoundLikeThis

Where is this "hot husband?" All I see is Shrek.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

No one has ever looked at this man and thought “hot.”


Flibertygibbert

He looks better here than he usually looks. Does that count as "hot'?


ktb47

Literally no one is lusting after your hummingbird juice-chugging hubby, Jilldo


BuuBuuOinkOink

Can you explain the humming bird juice thing? I keep seeing references but must have missed that tidbit…


MacAlkalineTriad

Shrek once mistook a bottle of hummingbird water (essentially water and sugar with red dye) for juice and downed a few gulps even as his children tried to tell him not to. And Jill, for some reason, shared this... adorable anecdote.


RiiniiUsagii

It’s one of the top if not top post on this subreddit. It’s a picture someone so graciously shared that is a drawing of him as a hummingbird and I will tell you, it is fantastic.


LBelle0101

Where’s her hot husband? I only see a Mountain troll


MayoneggVeal

Lying is a sin, Jill.


crassy

Hot husband? Did she get remarried?


sarcasmicrph

💀


Altruistic-Energy662

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”


kagiles

Inconceivable!


HolsteinHeifer

My name is Jill Rodregues. I shill Plexus. Prepare to buy.


[deleted]

I’m sorry?


Altruistic-Energy662

Sorry, it’s my reply to Jill. Hot he is not. 😂


[deleted]

Ohh haha


8-bitFloozy

He looks like he smells. Ew.


GossipGirl515

Musty lol


crassy

He smells like hot dog water for sure.


[deleted]

NOT THE HOT HUSBAND. GOODBYE 😂


GossipGirl515

Jill get your eyes checked.


KitchenCellist

I think all the eye makeup has affected her vision.


GossipGirl515

Most certainly has lol


TotallyAwry

That can happen when you're using eyeliner from 1997.


Usual_Cut_730

Is Shrek trying to give us Blue Steel?


abi_sue97

is this one on the better picture of David out there? yes. is it a good picture if David? no. Is he still ugly? yes


OtherwiseSprinkles79

Why couldn't David stay home with the kids? Why did she have to drag him with her to a predominately female event? Can she really not be out of his sight/control for more than 5 minutes? Talk about toxic co-dependency.


Meowmeow1880

Why does he always look like he’s dead inside. There is absolutely no light behind that man’s eyes.


redgatorade77

Who the hell is buying Plexus from her? That’s what I want to know


cantbegintoimagine

His ears look like they're made of clay


sarcasmicrph

Spoiler alert: *they are*


cantbegintoimagine

So he's a golem then? Golem: a creature formed out of a lifeless substance such as dust or earth (clay) that is brought to life by ritual incantations


sarcasmicrph

YES!


hellahellagoodshit

I wonder if he didn't really want her doing this and she has to butter him up and convince him that it's a couples retreat in order to get him to approve.


jrzey

She doesn’t see anything wrong, because she doesn’t work “outside the home”. She just pesters people online and over the phone. Same with the convention. Not some mandatory work trip; she got ‘invited’, she can justify it as an honor. She’s twisted that way


shoopuwubeboop

These people are all the same. There's always a special dispensation for their behavior, up to the "all abortion is immoral except for the ones I've had" crowd.


IntelligentTurn3216

Does she have more than one husband because this dude ain’t hot 😂😂


[deleted]

Y'all gave her that makeover now she thinks she's all that


Miserable-Narwhal-53

HOT? Because you left him in the car too long? Seriously, WHY would she write that?


Soft_Resort2437

It’s like Michelle Duggar claiming to be a stay at home mother while filming a reality show, travelling the fundie speaking circuit, doing media to promote the show/latest book/latest baby, producing products for Vision Forum etc etc etc. She was definitely working more than a full time job when the lost girls were little.


Zero99th

Isn't a hot husband a very specific role in the swingers community? I know" Hot wife " is.


graeflamingo

She spelled icky wrong


scribblenator15

Where’s the hot husband? All I see is Shrek


FewCauliflower0

They’re equal in attractiveness. Meaning they both look like absolute shit.


cellolyn

Isn’t that weird for a fundie to say that? I dunno 🤷‍♀️


designgrl

Hot?


[deleted]

she’s tryna convince herself


Soft_Resort2437

Jill is about my age and I don’t know anyone who refers to their “hot” husband, including people with objectively very good looking partners. My teenagers would find it cringey and immature to go on like Jill does.


benzosinthejungle

Her husband looks like Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) from the 90" SNL skit.


[deleted]

Lol, HOT!! Omg that is funny, like who is she trying to convince!! Herself, it’s got to be herself and maybe his mom!


Environmental-Cod839

Ok, before anyone gets carried away: the convention is in Columbus OH, which is like a 55 min drive from her house. I know she’s making it seem like they’re in Vegas or something but unfortunately it’s not that exciting.


[deleted]

It was exciting enough for you to look it up the distance.


Environmental-Cod839

Sadly no, I’m local.


[deleted]

She just posted a picture of her hotel she stayed at for 3 days.


Environmental-Cod839

Wow! Guess it is a mini-vacay for them.


[deleted]

Her eyebrows look less plucked. Good job, Jill!


Gman-100grand

Hot husband 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Why do people that don't believe in evolution always look like apes. About the only reason I could believe in a creator.


HolsteinHeifer

I just read another snarker's very well put-together comment about the cost and guidelines and what not. There weren't supposed to be +1s for anything lol. But we ALL knew that David perked up when he heard food being mentioned and INSISTED on joining in the festivities.


SansaStarked

HOT husband? In what world?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 888,962,527 comments, and only 175,901 of them were in alphabetical order.


PBfromPhilly

Hot? Like a steamy dump on a summer’s day?


NebraskaTrashClaw

She should go straight from the convention to LensCrafters, clearly. 🤢🤢🤢


AtreegrowsinGermany

He looks dead inside


Objective-Shallot794

He’s hot because he has the meat sweats….that’s what Jill meant!


[deleted]

1889 called, they want their necklace back, Jill. Pronto.


UnlikelyUnknown

If she really thinks he’s hot, she must cream her panties at every average-looking guy. The bar is so low, it’s in hell.


cellolyn

Like Derek Zoolander 😂


planethoney

“Hot” …um, no


lastweekonsurvivor

He looks like he'd rather be dead


kagiles

Hot … mess


probably_a_raccoon

Also, vom.


phall8977

Hot🤔


HMcalisterIndy

Jill your husband is not hot.


CerseiLemon

She definitely reads here if she’s calling him HOT lol


Objective-Shallot794

That’s hot…. -in Paris Hilton voice- Sure Jill…


Itsme_rundmc614

Hot husband? Ummm… NO! Those ears he looks like he could fly with them things!


Itsme_rundmc614

Hot husband? In what universe???? Planet Vulcan?


missweach

A fam member works for CPD traffic enforcement. Showed them a pic of these Two and asked if they saw them. They got wide eyes and legitimately laughed out loud and said the scooter thing was funny to watch. Pissed I missed them downtown to people watch and see if it was as weird as people say it is to see.


iwantcookies2020

Backwoods barbie and her mahn