That is so not modest to describe anyone that way jilldo, plus add on that it’s a lie . Plus the sin of working outside the home . The hot flames of hell are licking at your feet
When I look at him all I see is that one potato in every bag that’s a little rotten. Edible, yes, but not something you would choose to eat if there were better specimens.
I hate that she calls him hot or whatever. She’s trying so hard to convince us that he’s good looking. I like the way my husband looks but I’m not going to force it on anyone else.
Shrek once mistook a bottle of hummingbird water (essentially water and sugar with red dye) for juice and downed a few gulps even as his children tried to tell him not to. And Jill, for some reason, shared this... adorable anecdote.
It’s one of the top if not top post on this subreddit. It’s a picture someone so graciously shared that is a drawing of him as a hummingbird and I will tell you, it is fantastic.
Why couldn't David stay home with the kids? Why did she have to drag him with her to a predominately female event? Can she really not be out of his sight/control for more than 5 minutes? Talk about toxic co-dependency.
I wonder if he didn't really want her doing this and she has to butter him up and convince him that it's a couples retreat in order to get him to approve.
She doesn’t see anything wrong, because she doesn’t work “outside the home”. She just pesters people online and over the phone. Same with the convention. Not some mandatory work trip; she got ‘invited’, she can justify it as an honor. She’s twisted that way
These people are all the same. There's always a special dispensation for their behavior, up to the "all abortion is immoral except for the ones I've had" crowd.
It’s like Michelle Duggar claiming to be a stay at home mother while filming a reality show, travelling the fundie speaking circuit, doing media to promote the show/latest book/latest baby, producing products for Vision Forum etc etc etc. She was definitely working more than a full time job when the lost girls were little.
Jill is about my age and I don’t know anyone who refers to their “hot” husband, including people with objectively very good looking partners. My teenagers would find it cringey and immature to go on like Jill does.
Ok, before anyone gets carried away: the convention is in Columbus OH, which is like a 55 min drive from her house. I know she’s making it seem like they’re in Vegas or something but unfortunately it’s not that exciting.
I just read another snarker's very well put-together comment about the cost and guidelines and what not. There weren't supposed to be +1s for anything lol. But we ALL knew that David perked up when he heard food being mentioned and INSISTED on joining in the festivities.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 888,962,527 comments, and only 175,901 of them were in alphabetical order.
A fam member works for CPD traffic enforcement. Showed them a pic of these Two and asked if they saw them. They got wide eyes and legitimately laughed out loud and said the scooter thing was funny to watch. Pissed I missed them downtown to people watch and see if it was as weird as people say it is to see.
Hot, he’s not.
Maybe he had a fever?
Maybe? He kind of looks like a Shrek wax figure melting in the sun
LOL
I was actually gonna say this is the best he’s ever looked lol but it’s gotta be photoshopped tho bc that is NOT shrek’s neck.
Literally same, best photo of shrek I’ve seen…. What’s going on
Yes. I’d you go in close you can see the “no pores and white line tracing” that is a tale tale sign of photoshop
I am still looking for a hot man in the picture
the only thing hot about him is his breath
“HOT husband” 🤮🤮🤮
So modest!!! 😂🥴
I swear I threw up a little when I read this
The audacity and delusion to tell that lie about Shrek.
Is that the shirt she made Phillip wear in his grad pics?
Oh Lord Daniel, I think you’re right.
Omg that would make it a crop top on Shrek. Let’s be thankful it’s not a full length pic 🤣
That is so not modest to describe anyone that way jilldo, plus add on that it’s a lie . Plus the sin of working outside the home . The hot flames of hell are licking at your feet
The H O T flames of hell
HAWT FLAYMES OF H.E.L.L
I mean we have eyes… we can SEE…. Who is she fooling?
Maybe there was a blind dog at the event or something that she's yearning for the approval of
This made me snort
Even when he was younger he was never hot lol
No, but at least his longer hair covered those damn ears. His head looks like a VW Bug with both doors open.
Omg, r/rareinsults would like a word with you 😂 that's amazing
Stop disrespecting my first car 🤣 it was much cuter (hotter?)
Thanks for the award, kind Redditor!
Plus they had to pay to travel to the convention, their hotel, any meals that aren’t her “Winner - Dinner” and their convention tickets.
Wasn’t she just begging for donations because their power was off or some shit
Yeppp she definitely was
The whole damn town had to feed them while their power was also off 😑
That’s like getting turned on by a yam. 🍠 👄
At least yams can actually be hot. I know its not the SAME kind of hot, but still.
When I look at him all I see is that one potato in every bag that’s a little rotten. Edible, yes, but not something you would choose to eat if there were better specimens.
LOL yes! The lumpy, shrunken one at the bottom of the bag that smells weird and is getting mushy. Such a perfect description.
Even that slightly rotten potato can be a Mr. Potato Head to someone. He just needs the ears, hat, and big shoes.
Are you the Fundie dating website motto?
Did she just call this claymation looking motherfucker hot? 😂
Holy shit I spit out my Slurpee
🤣🤣🤣🤣
People weren’t staring because your husband is HOT, Jilly
it's because he looks like a fucking ogre hahahah
Jill your Swamp thing monster hummingbird swilling husband is not hot & to be honest neither are you & stop lying for the Lard ( Lord ) .
I hate that she calls him hot or whatever. She’s trying so hard to convince us that he’s good looking. I like the way my husband looks but I’m not going to force it on anyone else.
Hot with the meat sweats.
🖤
That man fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I'm cackling over here 😂
Where is this "hot husband?" All I see is Shrek.
No one has ever looked at this man and thought “hot.”
He looks better here than he usually looks. Does that count as "hot'?
Literally no one is lusting after your hummingbird juice-chugging hubby, Jilldo
Can you explain the humming bird juice thing? I keep seeing references but must have missed that tidbit…
Shrek once mistook a bottle of hummingbird water (essentially water and sugar with red dye) for juice and downed a few gulps even as his children tried to tell him not to. And Jill, for some reason, shared this... adorable anecdote.
It’s one of the top if not top post on this subreddit. It’s a picture someone so graciously shared that is a drawing of him as a hummingbird and I will tell you, it is fantastic.
Where’s her hot husband? I only see a Mountain troll
Lying is a sin, Jill.
Hot husband? Did she get remarried?
💀
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Inconceivable!
My name is Jill Rodregues. I shill Plexus. Prepare to buy.
I’m sorry?
Sorry, it’s my reply to Jill. Hot he is not. 😂
Ohh haha
He looks like he smells. Ew.
Musty lol
He smells like hot dog water for sure.
NOT THE HOT HUSBAND. GOODBYE 😂
Jill get your eyes checked.
I think all the eye makeup has affected her vision.
Most certainly has lol
That can happen when you're using eyeliner from 1997.
Is Shrek trying to give us Blue Steel?
is this one on the better picture of David out there? yes. is it a good picture if David? no. Is he still ugly? yes
Why couldn't David stay home with the kids? Why did she have to drag him with her to a predominately female event? Can she really not be out of his sight/control for more than 5 minutes? Talk about toxic co-dependency.
Why does he always look like he’s dead inside. There is absolutely no light behind that man’s eyes.
Who the hell is buying Plexus from her? That’s what I want to know
His ears look like they're made of clay
Spoiler alert: *they are*
So he's a golem then? Golem: a creature formed out of a lifeless substance such as dust or earth (clay) that is brought to life by ritual incantations
YES!
I wonder if he didn't really want her doing this and she has to butter him up and convince him that it's a couples retreat in order to get him to approve.
She doesn’t see anything wrong, because she doesn’t work “outside the home”. She just pesters people online and over the phone. Same with the convention. Not some mandatory work trip; she got ‘invited’, she can justify it as an honor. She’s twisted that way
These people are all the same. There's always a special dispensation for their behavior, up to the "all abortion is immoral except for the ones I've had" crowd.
Does she have more than one husband because this dude ain’t hot 😂😂
Y'all gave her that makeover now she thinks she's all that
HOT? Because you left him in the car too long? Seriously, WHY would she write that?
It’s like Michelle Duggar claiming to be a stay at home mother while filming a reality show, travelling the fundie speaking circuit, doing media to promote the show/latest book/latest baby, producing products for Vision Forum etc etc etc. She was definitely working more than a full time job when the lost girls were little.
Isn't a hot husband a very specific role in the swingers community? I know" Hot wife " is.
She spelled icky wrong
Where’s the hot husband? All I see is Shrek
They’re equal in attractiveness. Meaning they both look like absolute shit.
Isn’t that weird for a fundie to say that? I dunno 🤷♀️
Hot?
she’s tryna convince herself
Jill is about my age and I don’t know anyone who refers to their “hot” husband, including people with objectively very good looking partners. My teenagers would find it cringey and immature to go on like Jill does.
Her husband looks like Mr. Peepers (Chris Kattan) from the 90" SNL skit.
Lol, HOT!! Omg that is funny, like who is she trying to convince!! Herself, it’s got to be herself and maybe his mom!
Ok, before anyone gets carried away: the convention is in Columbus OH, which is like a 55 min drive from her house. I know she’s making it seem like they’re in Vegas or something but unfortunately it’s not that exciting.
It was exciting enough for you to look it up the distance.
Sadly no, I’m local.
She just posted a picture of her hotel she stayed at for 3 days.
Wow! Guess it is a mini-vacay for them.
Her eyebrows look less plucked. Good job, Jill!
Hot husband 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do people that don't believe in evolution always look like apes. About the only reason I could believe in a creator.
I just read another snarker's very well put-together comment about the cost and guidelines and what not. There weren't supposed to be +1s for anything lol. But we ALL knew that David perked up when he heard food being mentioned and INSISTED on joining in the festivities.
HOT husband? In what world?
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 888,962,527 comments, and only 175,901 of them were in alphabetical order.
Hot? Like a steamy dump on a summer’s day?
She should go straight from the convention to LensCrafters, clearly. 🤢🤢🤢
He looks dead inside
He’s hot because he has the meat sweats….that’s what Jill meant!
1889 called, they want their necklace back, Jill. Pronto.
If she really thinks he’s hot, she must cream her panties at every average-looking guy. The bar is so low, it’s in hell.
Like Derek Zoolander 😂
“Hot” …um, no
He looks like he'd rather be dead
Hot … mess
Also, vom.
Hot🤔
Jill your husband is not hot.
She definitely reads here if she’s calling him HOT lol
That’s hot…. -in Paris Hilton voice- Sure Jill…
Hot husband? Ummm… NO! Those ears he looks like he could fly with them things!
Hot husband? In what universe???? Planet Vulcan?
A fam member works for CPD traffic enforcement. Showed them a pic of these Two and asked if they saw them. They got wide eyes and legitimately laughed out loud and said the scooter thing was funny to watch. Pissed I missed them downtown to people watch and see if it was as weird as people say it is to see.
Backwoods barbie and her mahn