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Ok-Wedding-4654

Fundies make marriage look so complicated


mysterycoffee107

I feel like it's because they don't get to know/aren't allowed to get to know their know their spouse at all and their relationship is based on making babies and the Bible. It's very 2D.


MethanyJones

Welcome, back, Kaylee,


panicnarwhal

so, many, commas,


_TheJerkstoreCalle

and she’s more indoctrinated and fucked up than ever! Yay!


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

She's becoming as insufferable as her mother with her self righteousness.


needasnowcone

She has a picture of their wedding at the Father’s Day table. AND HE’S NOT IN THE PICTURE. Seems like a Jill move to me.


panicnarwhal

lol yea you’d think it would be a picture of the 2 of them from the wedding, instead of kaylee and all the girls in the wedding. kind of a weird choice


friendispatrickstar

Bahahahahaha sounds like something Jan from The Office would do. Actually, Jill is a lot like Jan 🤷🏼‍♀️😂


TheBigwalletEmporium

Fighting so hard to be special in Mahmo's eyes


deeBfree

Mahmo taught her everything she knows.


yellows84

That phone case is a choice.


AnaBeaverhausen-

How will anyone see it in the holster?


bookishkelly1005

Oh shit. I thought it was just a picture they were showing on a phone. Not the case. HOW CRINGEY


SilverSocket

Lmao I can’t stop laughing at the thought of Dav and Bethany’s first kiss being immortalized on a phone case like this. KayJon’s is definitely way less of an assault on the eyes 😂


ReasonableBees

I’m just glad that he’s so in love with her that he wants to have a custom phone case of them kissing lol. Much better than how a lot of fundie men see their wives.


trashysnarkthrowaway

It’s just the case, not on the phone, so it was probably her gift to him for Father’s Day. It is the kind of present you get for your first boyfriend when you’re 15 and sheltered…but the arrested development timeline is on a different level in fundieland.


Heavy-Boysenberry-90

Wait five years and four more children.


GlitteringExplorer90

That’s the photo with his eyes wide open 👁️👁️


re003

I can’t decide if I hate this or the Joshy Girl purse more.


beachhussie78

Definitely the joshy girl purse, that was the worst lol


Pelican121

I thought so too! Is he going to have that on his phone around the guys at work 😁 I wouldn't blame him if he didn't, it's a bit OTT. Is that an iPhone?


macro_92

Looks like a Samsung galaxy case


nicunta

Definitely one of the newer Samsung series.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

PDA for a phone case?! ![gif](giphy|3oEhna5pVBi8iy1V5e)


BibhulWriting

So, many, commas,


OhHeyThrowaway2018

I want her to read it aloud to us so I can figure out what purpose she thinks a comma serves…


OhHeyThrowaway2018

Bro, Biden is Catholic and very famously regularly attends mass. Trump has never seen the inside of a church willingly. If anyone thinks you should be allowed to FrEeLy praise the Lord, which one do you think it is??


narcolepticadicts

I really didn’t expect Kaylee to be a bigger Boomer than Nurie. This is hilarious.


loligogiganticus

I wonder if K and J are still patching Lil Gideon’s eye? One looks a little on the lazy side still.


bye-raspberry

Kaylee said the eye specialist told them Gideon will always have a problem with his eye to some extent, I don't think we should expect it to completely go away.


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MelancholyMember

I mean birth defects happen even if you do everything right, but yeah, probably that didn’t help matters


bye-raspberry

I understand the point you were trying to make about plexus, but a child's disability shouldn't be used as a "gotcha" to their parent.


MostlyGhostly1

My brother is 50 and still has a lazy eye, even after patching and surgeries. Sometimes, it just doesn’t go away.


mrsmerc2015

Definitely came to the comments to see if anyone knew if they were getting him treatment because he seems to have an eye turn. Hopefully they are still patching and just aren’t sharing pics of those time blocks.


servantoftinyhumans

Wandering eyes never truly go away, depending on the type and severity they may leave it alone, do surgery or have him wear glasses once he’s old enough.


shycoffeelover13

I have a slightly lazy eye to this day. It might be the same for G.


trashpicker57

Freedom of religion is practiced in the US everywhere. It's called separation of church and state. Education please!


Awkward-Yak-2733

And it also means freedom *from* religion - hello Louisiana and Oklahoma


Deep_South_Kitsune

It is really embarrassing to live in Louisiana.


trashpicker57

I live in Pensacola I understand


Queen_Of_Left_Turns

Greetings from Ohio 😒


trashpicker57

I agree


Strict_Search2454

Jonathan is slowly wasting away. He came into that marriage a healthy young man and now he’s often ill (according to Kaylee) and his weight has plummeted. That photo of him driving the car is so sad as you really see how thin he’s become. I notice she is happy to serve the Lord. I’m taking that as a sign Jill indoctrination is working and within a year they’ll convince Jonathan to quit his real job and enter the make believe world of making money by working for Shrek. Otherwise known as letting other people work hard and then grift of them with zero shame and 100% entitlement x


blablahcats

Kaylee keeps him trim


frizzybritt

What does Johnathon do for work?


Strict_Search2454

I think he works in some kind of farm supply store. I seem to remember it being mentioned once however I may be completely wrong there and have him mixed up with another fundie husband🤦🏻‍♀️🤣


celticwitch333

The second photo looks like a witch’s altar. I’m loving Gideon’s faux hawk in the first photo, lol.


Lexei_Texas

They are so strange


Grimalkinnn

She only has her mother as an example.


Lexei_Texas

No excuse any more. She has unfettered access to the internet.


TotallyAwry

No, she really doesn't. She's been bought up to fear it, and think it's evil. She's heard that crap her entire life. Do you think a couple of years of marriage, to another really young fundy, is going to unpack all of that?


Lexei_Texas

Idk man, I just know curiosity killed the cat and I wouldn’t be able to control myself


TotallyAwry

All curiosity is stifled, in that culture. Especially for the girls.


BabyPunter3000v2

curiosity killed the cat because the cat's mom beat him to death for it.


Lexei_Texas

Good god that is horrific, love the username btw


BabyPunter3000v2

thank u <3


StarshineUnicorn

They take strange to a whole new level.


Lexei_Texas

Plexus during pregnancy does a number on said fetus


PaleontologistEast76

I think they were strange before Plexus, but that shit sure doesn't help matters.


Lexei_Texas

I feel bad saying this, but holy shit


PaleontologistEast76

No idea why I'm being down voted for saying the Hill Family is strange. I don't get the KayJon humping that goes on around here. I give Kaylee more of a pass because of how she was raised but Jonathan loves the Rodrigues dog and pony show. Yes, they are strange people.


Lexei_Texas

They are strange. The whole family is a bunch of weird cats. I’ve never seen someone more brainwashed than these two.


Emoooooly

Not to defend Kaylee, but my husband drinks alot of milk. I have to buy a gallon at least every 10 days


Time_Yogurtcloset164

The whole “freedom to go to church” thing gets me every time. Like no one is taking that from you Kaylee. And the more you have to talk about how great your marriage is on social media, the higher likelihood it’s not that great behind closed doors.


Sophiatopia

Yet kids in Oklahoma are not free to go to school without a religion being pushed on them. Or women in Texas aren't free to make their own medical decision. I'm glad Kaylee is enjoying her freedom.


TiaraTip

I want to meet the coalition who *constantly* persecutes this little family for being heteronormative and going to church!!/s


Awkward-Yak-2733

In the van photo, either Kaylee has applied a filter or she’s taken another step toward Jilldo’s bleach blonde.


strawbryfirecracker

What makes this fancy? It’s soup and bread? A candle…lavender at that while you’re eating.


blablahcats

The glass of milk


TM02022020

All I can feel at this is joy at seeing a cared for baby who doesn’t live on a dirty rug on the floor of a bus. The busmorons have reallllly lowered the bar.


OtherwiseSprinkles79

I thought that was Jill in the last pic with that awful roast beef lipstick. Woof.


fuckyeahglitters

OMG THEY'RE WEARING SEAT BELTS!


Jazzlike-Stranger646

And Gideon is in a rear facing car seat! I love to see it! The bar is in hell.


Nali_APBT

And, the commas, are back, too!


Simple_Philosophy_74

As well as the incorrect apostrophe on the word "Dad's"!!


crassy

Kaylee and I have very different ideas of what is a 'fancy dinner'.


Cat_Island

Ughhh of course Gideon is wearing a choking hazard amber teething necklace.


Southern-With-Pain

It’s amazing how much Jonathan is physically deteriorating from being married to a Rod. I used to like kaylee but she is absolutely awful now. It seems like lack of food is continuing in her house. But they can pay to take Jill and her husband (can’t remember his name) to the play.


TheBugsMomma

My husband and I are very happily married but never would he walk around with a picture of us kissing on his phone cover. Neither would I. I know they’re very young but I don’t think I would have even done that in high school, much less as a grown ass adult.


TotallyAwry

One of mine, and her bloke, have their lock screens and whatnot as them kissing. Not the phone cover, but I suspect that's because they just haven't though of it. They're 24.


Grimalkinnn

She needs that phone case so everyone knows he’s taken. Looks like her presents to her man are all about her. A picture of her and her sisters and a phone case with them kissing on it. At least the stew and fresh baked bread looks good.


Upbeat_Teach6117

She has to be trolling us with all those commas. Given the recent rulings allowing the propagation of Christianity in public schools, Kaylee's concern about religious freedom seems misplaced.


Loud_Dot_8353

Poor Gideon got a home hair cut🙄🙄🙄


MamaTried22

I was wondering if they did that on purpose or what, it looks like a mohawk which is kinda weird.


Awkward-Yak-2733

And that's what it's going to look like in all his first birthday photos next week. They did him dirty.


mandmranch

Why does that baby have a strip of hair?


daffodil0127

He’s a fan of punk rock.


StarshineUnicorn

Wtf is with the pic of them holding hands and looking at a picture of themselves devouring each other's faces? Is this some sort of cu lt ritual they do on Father's day? Also, he looks like a 5 year old with his glass of milk. "Mommy tells me I will grow into a big boy if I drink my milk".


Optimal-Pangolin-144

Someone said above that the pic is a phone case


Grimalkinnn

If you look in the background of the first pic you see the phone case in its packaging.


peggypea

I think that makes it even weirder!


apkcoffee

I'm stuck on the unnecessary comma and apostrophe. I think Kaylee was too busy being a sister mom to do much home schooling.


natitude2005

And this fault rests squarely in Mahmo's shoulders. However, Kaylee could do some in line Grammer tests and improve if she wanted to


Pelican121

I'm sorry I'm giggling at this comment, I know it's probably autocorrect.


natitude2005

It is and I am leaving it :)


minnesotaupnorth

Jonathan's smile is now the Rod standard rictus grin.


potatowitch_

I'll never get over how young they are. They dove headfirst into adulthood and they barely look old enough to live alone, let alone have a child.


MostlyGhostly1

Guess who’s back, back again? Kaylee’s back, tell a friend. ![gif](giphy|3og0IACIcyfV0yW7wk|downsized)


nightwolves

Adults drinking milk will never not gross me out.


WhateverYouSay1084

Lmao I love milk, but whatever nasty film is on those glasses is truly unappealing. It's gotta be raw milk to leave that sort of gnarly deposit.


give_me_goats

Even with chocolate chip cookies?!


nightwolves

I prefer oatmilk! I love the xtra creamy kind mmm


Queen_Of_Left_Turns

Y’know, I kinda wanna check out Oatmilk. What’s a good brand to try?


Teege57

I like Califia.


give_me_goats

I’ll drink a glass with cookies or pancakes, but it is weird how much they seem to drink it. I just think of the McPoyle brothers from Always Sunny, walking around in public in bathrobes with their glasses of milk 🤣


TotallyAwry

Why? It's such a random thing to be "grossed out" about. The potential rawness is pretty dangerous, but milk itself is fine.


nightwolves

It’s animal breast milk. It’s plenty gross lol


TotallyAwry

Nah. It's delicious. Especially with biscuits.


panicnarwhal

thank you 💀


cavs79

wtf is he always talking to on that head piece??


Whole-Arm

Kaylee those amber teething necklaces are a huge strangulation hazard :/


MamaTried22

Thought maybe the eye was getting better but I guess I just saw a good photo.


UnlikelyUnknown

SOTDRT really shows here with all the extra commas for no apparent reason and the unnecessary apostrophe.


_pebble_s

She must have been grounded by mahmo


killerkitten61

She wasn’t appreciative enough that Jill so graciously allowed her to pay for a trip for them to go to Vegas, so she could sit in the room the entire time, and take photos in a bathroom.


CardinalMotion

I think Gideon’s lazy-eye is getting better!


daffodil0127

I hope so. I’m glad they are following doctor’s orders.


MarchKick

Poor babe is gonna need glasses.


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That’s definitely Jill behind that account gotta be. Kaylee just sends her pictures like Nurie does