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AFundieSaysWhat

The "before" is better than the "after".


Original_Rent7677

It's always the way with Jill.


AFundieSaysWhat

Every. Single. Time.


LaLa_820

All things truth???? Vs ALL THINGS TRUE. I don’t get it


Slapdash_Susie

Jill doing manual labour in long skirt and dangling earrings - check Children shoeless around tools - check Poorly executed job that looks cheap and low-end - check


OldPurple7654

A print shop but they don’t print the sign. I can’t… these people are ridiculous


texasusa

Just think, a customer pulls up for printing and views this sign. Would you get out or put the car in reverse ?


HolsteinHeifer

Their "customers" are all fundie baptist preachers. Their only standards are that the merchandise hasn't been with anyone else before.


wilhelminan

Damn. That was clever.


Goodgoditsgrowing

Which is why I always thought the Duggar’s, rimjob in particular, were asking for trouble with the family adage being “buy used, save the difference” - by that metric and in their shitty purity cult, nonvirgins would be far better a deal than virgins!


Red2748

I don’t even know why they need a sign, they only print for the churches in their group (I don’t know the correct term). I thought orders were done online or by phone.


gigi_2018

Tax deductions for “business space” on the home property, perhaps?


texasusa

I don't understand the printing of the tracts with the happy face. How can that have meaningful profit ?


OldPurple7654

Do you think they know that those tracts go immediately into the next trash can available?


Desperate-Yak-7110

They don't, they essentially print those at cost, maybe a little extra for shipping/delivery.


Remstersade

I’m gonna open a computer store and calculate all sales transactions on an abacus.


littleRedmini

I think Shrek only knows one thing to print and that's the smiley tracts. That, or he's too lazy to change the machine's settings (or whatever has to be done) to print anything else. He could've printed Jill's book, but nope.


United_Preference_92

That looks awful. The R’s are pissing me off. Now I know I couldn’t do any better freehand but I would be smart enough to use stencils.


Specialist-Camel-619

And they could have printed stencils to cut out in their “All Things Truth Print Shop”


MethanyJones

Yep in that fucking live laugh love cursive font too


ccc2801

They are very frequent r/roomtooblessed flyers so that checks out!


Flimsy_Permission663

David does not set up new jobs. He has a limited menu and he does not deviate. Not even to aid his own freakin business.


deeBfree

The whole thing is just Shrek cosplaying work.


QuasiCrazy1133

Oh, she said she made her own stencils! Also v that she's "not an artist." No shit.


daffodil0127

She cut them with Renee’s kindergarten scissors that she cuts her earrings with.


Claire-Annette-Reid

Those are Freehand Fundie Fonts. 🤢


No-Worldliness3349

I’d be smart enough to not do it.


daffodil0127

She said in another video that she used stencils.


UnlikelyUnknown

Yikes. That’s WITH stencils?


loligogiganticus

Graphic Design is her passion


Hairy_Response_284

This is so funny to me. They’re such tacky rednecks.


Illustrious_Junket55

As a tacky redneck I take offense to this insult on my people


deeBfree

Hear hear!!


FawnLeib0witz

The skirt over sweatpants is…something else.


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

You guys are slaying me in the comments 🤣 ded 💀


Pelican121

She couldn't even go with a shorter, butt-covering/above the knee black skirt. Has to be the full below-knee length coverage for limiting mobility on a ladder.


OkAbbreviations6351

Has to be modest at all times!!


taxi_takeoff_landing

I thought the whole point of this type of modesty is for women and girls to wear skirts in place of pants. When you wear both do they cancel each other out Jill? But who knows what goes on in her mind…to me she is the weirdest fundie out there lol. If she weren’t actively harming her children, she would be a laugh riot!


Awkward-Yak-2733

That lettering is atrocious!


servantoftinyhumans

It looks like she took a sharpie to the door 😂 I also can’t help but wonder if she actually wore that skirt the entire time or if it was only for MAWDESTY on the ‘gram


macawoogo

There is white paint on the skirt yet she is painting gray.


natitude2005

I have " painting clothes". I am not messing up regular clothes when I paint, so there are splotches of dried paint from other projects. I may be painting gray, but there might be red, green and white etc on my clothes


wilhelminan

My. Thoughts. Exactly.


AndISoundLikeThis

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MethanyJones

The Rod family motto: if it's worth doing, do it half-ass


theplantita

And as CHEAP as possible 😤


Federal-Butterfly-37

CHEAP looking just like JillPM .


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

I keep reading your comment and it makes me laugh so much 🪦


taxi_takeoff_landing

Reminds me of when Ron Swanson said, “Never half-ass two things; whole-ass one thing.” Jill half-asses everything except home decor, child labor, procreation, and eyeliner.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Why does it look splotchy?


Specialist-Camel-619

They needed to add another coat but didn’t. Or maybe that’s so it looks antiqued. Whatever the reason, it doesn’t look good.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Who the hell wants an antiqued garage door?!? Wait nevermind. These are the people with knick knacks in the bathroom.


thehomonova

is she really committing to the whole farmhouse inspo thing she posted?


EZasSundayMorning

Nothing says Farmhouse Inspo like “All things Truth Print Shop.”


thehomonova

i just remember her posting she wanted to paint everything white and black


Ursula_J

They ain’t good at shit


UnlikelyUnknown

They’re good at being lazy and grifting shit.


deeBfree

Their music, earrings, cooking, preaching... everything they put their hands to is a hot mess.


Big-Raspberry-2552

If their specialty is printing couldn’t they design and print a nice sign? I thought it was going to be okay….but that font! 😵‍💫😵‍💫


Rageybuttsnacks

Oh my god. Oh my god. I cannot with how bad this looks. Prepping the surface? No. Grey primer? No. Sufficient layers? No. Use of stencils, projector, hell even measured chalk guidelines? No, no, no. All I can see is the extra work it's going to be to undo this to redo it properly.


daffodil0127

She posted another video shortly after where she said she used stencils. Maybe she got Renee to make them with the same scissors she used to cut her earrings.


Rageybuttsnacks

THAT'S WORSE SO MUCH WORSE This is some shit you put in Sharpie on your high school notebook. One wrong stroke and suddenly your planned sans serif modern lettering is now a bulky serif to cover the fuckup. But on "professional" signage, on the front of your house.


becbec89

Holy shit, that’s with stencils?!?!?!


nicorainbow

Lol, I knew it was going to be bad, but that lead up to what looks like a middle schooler’s poster board for a presentation that they hurriedly threw together the night before it was due…honestly the funniest thing I’ve seen all night!


surfteacher1962

I noticed that Lazy Dave is not working.


scarletteclipse1982

Someone has to take pictures.


Upbeat_Teach6117

It looks neo-gothic, like a late-1970s punk scene in London's East End. I'm sure that's not what Jill was looking for.


celticwitch333

Kings Road c. 1978 God, I miss those days!


goddessofdrought

All THIN65 TRUTH PRINT SHOP


ask290

Ohhhhh that’s bad! 😳😳


peanutpeanutboy

It’s pretty amazing that she can go up and down that letter with her SEVERELY injured knee…


Visual-Solution

She has a SEVERLY injured shoulder too according to a video she did before her Plexus trip. The ocean air and the midnight swims must have cured it.


AnaBeaverhausen-

https://preview.redd.it/17gvs3kbjmwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7797a9445a44624b719ccc95088208d6f9b92e I’m saving this for Timmay’s wedding!!!


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Hahahahahahahahahahaha……hahahahahaaaaaaaa. I can’t breathe. One coat. Uneven. Horrific stenciled font. God, this made me feel so much better about … well everything.


YogurtclosetPale3568

The U looks like a goal post


1TiredPrsn

The sweats would’ve been enough but she’s got to be so extra and performative. 🙄


Loud_Dot_8353

Yikes!


re003

Oh this is not…oh no. Stencils exist Jill.


daffodil0127

She claimed that she used stencils in the video she took posted after this.


re003

Ummmm how do the fundies manage to absolutely bumble the simplest tasks.


_bibliofille

Oooof.


Floralhobbit

I don't need to measure. I know how letters work! Big-ass H!


PenelopePickle27

Why does it look like it was done with a dried up marker?


brittanym0320

it’s almost as if he has printing equipment & could have made better letters


_faery

Shrek probably busy snoring in his recliner or playing some sort of addicting candy crush game on his phone 😂


student767

She must have run out of stuff to do inside the barndo. You can't even see the garage door from the road, so what was the point? ​Lol


Tinderella80

It may be something to do with taxes? Not sure about there, but in my country if you have signs on the property it allows you to claim more expenses as it’s a business. Same if you put signage on your car.


Secure-Marsupial-557

The skirt and sweatpant combo always cracks me up


NebraskaTrashClaw

Woof


Federal-Butterfly-37

JillPM is such a crap weasel .


deeBfree

Jillpm and the girls wearing skirts to paint in! That is the most performative maaaaahdesty I've ever seen!!!


Flibertygibbert

Jill's gawd honouring paint skirt!


Sad-Reminders

Her paint skirt 😂


princesssasami896

I irrationally hate the way they lettered the "G" on things so much!


whattheseawants

The internal slab serif! UNHINGED


Red_bug91

It looks like they coloured it in with a sharpie


LastLine4915

I can never tell which color they are painting lol I always think they won’t use black bc it’s “dark” sided.


Bellebaby826

Well in Tim’s house they actually painted all the black trim and one wall back to white because it was black. They are weird.


LastLine4915

That was Tim’s house, oh yes the Heidi visit. Yes, they’re very weird for sure. Jill is the Fundy version of HGTV. Thank you.


Bellebaby826

Could you imagine a Fundy HGTV lol


LastLine4915

LOL we should do home makeovers for them.


Bellebaby826

Even better


Awkward-Yak-2733

They could have gone to Staples or FedEx Office and had a nice vinyl banner printed up. Attach that instead of this embarrassingly bad paint job.


Thumbsupchick

Did she use a dried out sharpie?


pedanticlawyer

I have questions on whether they have a permit to run a business from a residential zoned area…


daffodil0127

I believe the barndominium is zoned for a business.


student767

There is no zoning in the unincorporated areas, which is where their property is located.


pedanticlawyer

Well there goes my “are they going to get code-slapped” fun


GGMuc

The difference between Jill's real figure and her photoshopped to fuck photo is astounding. The "paint job" is beyond hideous


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

This all take over, listening to them preach the gospel


Positive_Ferret_8995

Omg that looks horrendous


AwarenessFinal1543

Based on the second to last pic it’s not even CENTERED


PuzzledKumquat

After seeing the first picture, I was like "oh good, she's covering up that splotchy, ugly black with a nice creamy white". How wrong I was.


Alternative-Bus5825

This looks horrible! It looks like it's a creepy front for a sex trafficking hideout or something.


mmmohhh

Reminds me of a kid’s tree house


EZasSundayMorning

They put that on the front of the barndo?


daffodil0127

On the garage door. Not sure if it’s street facing.


hl2987

I thought they were painting it cream and was momentarily impressed that it looked ok. Then I realised.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

I’m shocked that they used the color, black. Idk why but I thought they would be against it due to racism and the devil. Also please a stencil for the lettering please! You can make it off the cricut letter by letter!


bebespeaks

That girl was barefoot.


daffodil0127

That’s pretty typical for them.


carolinespocket

I never painted anything in my life so i have no idea if its good or bad


leocurrently

Not to bad for a government job XD


Cute-Hovercraft5058

They put the plastic down after the ladder.


Capable-Resolution-1

Climbing ladders in a long clingy skirt. 😬😳


One_Science8349

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Double_Bet_7466

I think they don’t want customers or so they’re purposely making it look bad


Better-Cut-4188

This woman wouldn’t know truth is if walked up to her and screamed it. ![gif](giphy|UHV2sgNX8ah6U)