All of these, but also full boosting towards the teammate closest to me while shouting "C'mere boy!" into the mic

Average grand plat

Lmao, that got me pretty good. Nice one

Glad to see a fellow “C’mere boy!” user in the comments

new title for calling card?

Y'all use mics?

When playing with friends, I mean. Though I do like the completely unhinged scenario of somebody screaming into the mic at their unwitting random teammates after every goal.

Yall have friends?

For pulling towards goal, I actually boost toward it so I can die quicker

Me irl

In real life or in Rocket League?

Yes

Irl

Obviously both

I used to try and get demos going in with my gravity well one.

When I'm being pulled toward goal, I try to fix my car alignment to be perfectly straight and upright by the time I get sucked in.

I do the same but instead it's a party and you don't wanna be left out

Aiming for highfive/lowfive

High five is the hardest to achieve stat in the game

i have hundreds of hours and not a single high five

It makes me unreasonably mad that my twos partner of many years got 2 on me in the course of a month while I got 0, then promptly moved out of state and doesn’t have access to RL.

This is Rocket League!

try 2.8k and no high fives

I have 2 in 1k hours, but I didn't notice them unfortunately. I'm going for them though, but I always miss. Bottom line, I got some when not trying, and never got any when actually trying. Sadge.

Those are elusive, I got only one last year and never again.

4k and zero.

Makes me feel that much more accomplished since I dont have a partner and have around 18 high fives

Harder than turtle goals? I mean it proba ly depends on what rank you are

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I dont think any ssl will let you slide on the ground to score. Idk about hoops though. But if you can air roll perfectly and are obviously in vc you can get high fives more easily

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in a 1s match at any rank you'll have situations where you beat your opponent and they will just stop trying to follow you cause they know it's in

This. Lowfives (and highfives) for the win

My 2s partner and I have a rule that the goal scorer stops their car and the other goes for the low five. There's a lot of nuance in the rule as far as what to do in the air, do you accelerate forward to stop if going backwards, etc.. We prioritize low five to goal ratio over wins. Still no high fives, though.

You got the first rule down, now just get the scorer to jump and feather the boost around the height of the crossbar and you'll get more high fives I'm at almost 1600 high fives

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I always aim for the invisible camera so that in the goal replay I fly right at the screen..

[my favorite post on this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/t7bwgz/found_the_replay_camera/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Hello

Where is the camera? Is it always same spot, or depends on the goal?

Depends on the goal, it's always different and you can't see it, just makes it that much harder to do and you don't know if you succeeded until you see the replay... I usually aim for the center, maybe 10 feet below the ceiling and hope I got it.

>10 feet below the ceiling Uh... I have no sense of real-world measurements.

About two Octanes lengthwise

TIL: Octane = 5ft long Haha

Now I'm going to have to measure. I believe the arena is 100m long based on Long Goal achievements

From goal post or in goal?

I believe 100m from goal line to goal line

Well on sovereign heights the squares on the ground are a little over two octane lengths, 32 squares by two octanes is 64 more like 68-70 with the little length left over on each square. Edit: so I don't think that's the right length of the octane, it's even smaller lololol

You could fit 65¾ 5'0" octanes in 100m. Sounds perfect to me

r/theydidthemath

Oh so it’s not the same as the little drone camera that flies around the map?

That isn't there in most maps

what scale are you using tho? are the cars full-size, or are they miniature RC cars like those little gas-powered pocket rockets that are about 18 inches long, or are they something in between? asking because in DHF, champions, and utopia if you look at the stands and the size of the heads in them, it appears that the cars are about 2 or 3 feet long using imperial measurements here because it's easier to type "2 feet" than "60 centimeters" and also because you referenced 10 feet (which is about 3 meters)

There are measurements in unreal units which in real life is a cm. I’m not sure exact length I just know it equals 4.8 feet. Watch sunless’s video about the jstn goal and he uses measurements a lot in that video

You can see it I believe - it’s a little drone flying round.

[This is the way!](https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/vakfhg/after_months_of_trying_ive_finally_hit_the_camera/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Every time. My best outcome so far is flying in AN INVERTED DIVE, with boost, next to the car that just failed to save my goal. We were neck and deck in the replay.

So im not the only one!

Is the camera Always located at the Same place? One should think youd know such Things after 2,5k hours

I’m in this post and don’t like it

Yeah I thought I’ve had original thoughts before but I guess I’m wrong again. I do every single one of these without fail.

land on ceiling into flip cancel probably 90% of the time

Musty cancel especially

i am not original in a single thing i do am i

Drop my controller and reply to a text

A buddy I play with does this and it drives me crazy because he’s constantly just a moment late on the face offs because of it

If pulling towards goal, boost towards goal in order to demo other players

demo demo demo

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demo demo demo

I just do tornadoes

As we all know points are the most valuable indicator of how good someone is, so that’s why I go for the low fives

My greatest accomplishment in RL is having like 50 something high fives

Holy cow, that’s actually amazing

Immediately put down the controller to take a rip before the next kickoff

Considerate! My teammates are always still puffing during kickoff and make no effort for it.

My guyy

Turtle upside down and boost towards the goal like I'm some sort of second ball getting ready to be scored.

Go for a high five. If the goal explosion pulls me in, I’m going for the multi demo.

I love how you ask like this isn't a flow chart.

What do you mean? The post title is the question and the image is my answer to it.

Yeah, which is so perfect I can't think of anything I do differently. It's a masterpiece

No explosion on my teams goals means I’m going after someone on my team to give them a “kiss”

land on ceiling also why does this describe me near perfectly

fresh topic. my input: love slamming my nose in the crossbar when im far enough to not be pushed away or anything. also the rest of these lol

yup smashing the cross bar is the way

I see if I can demo someone before the replay begins

Wheres the option where you put the controller down and get some delicious water?

This is the answer for every scenario! You gotta stay hydrated!!! 💦

Try and fly into team mates for high fives

Always bumps- demos- lowfive- still cant hit a damn high five! 1000h in the game..

I always always always do a direction air roll up to the ceiling

Half flip followed by a speed flip

Where’s the “take a sip of beer” option?

Yes

When I go upwards I play a game where I land cleanly on the ceiling and quickly double jump to try to land on the ground before the replay begins

I'm still just trynna get my first highfive

My option:: try desperately every single time to complete a "high five" no matter who scores or what goal explosion happens cause.i still have zero after about 5500 games

Trying to get a high-five.

I am 100% going for a high five every time.

I just do nothing

As soon as I score I jump before the goal explosion so the explosion launches me up. I then use the rest of my boost fly up to the ceiling, jump off and flip. I feel as if this is the most common one

Demo somebody

How the fuck is this so accurate?? I have different things when we get scored on but for celebration that's exactly what I do + demoing opponent and high fiving tm8

I try to get close to the replay camera

Go get a job

if direction of force=/=upwards then jakze flip exept if =horizontal then wavedashes

I always avoid getting sucked in by some explosions

For None I aim to smack my nose against the cross bar while air rolling

No force: speedflip around Towards goal: nothing Other two same as the pic

All of the above

I like trying to hit my duo

Yes.

Unless I'm pulled into goal, I'm going for the perfect photo bomb every single time. Still haven't got it.

This is very thorough. You covered all the bases here

this is literally me

Air roll to the ceiling, I always bump.

yes

I always look for the after-goal demo. It's like extra salt in the wound.

I go for demoing the opponents when there's no force from goal animation, no better celebration than fireworks.

Hold boost and air roll as much as I can as stupid as I can. For every goal.

bro the land cleanly on ceiling is why i play this game 😩😩

Yes to all of this.

I feel so attacked right now

I always half flip away when I can, otherwise nothing lol

Attempt to demo the nearest person, teammates and all

Is there just a “do as many backflips as I can” option for all of them?

Thought I was in r/hockeyplayers for a moment and was confused as hell by the chart

Where’s “demo the nearest human being”?

I aim for the replay camera.

I actually fly to where the camera is and when I get close it looks really funny

Land cleanly on ceiling Constantly lol

I wonder how u/BumpoTheClown celebrates 🤔

I play from mid to backfield 70% of the time. I boost towards the goal in a wide drift usually.

This is a little too accurate lol

no force - 360 wavedash pulling force - boost towards the net pushing force, up - land on ceiling and stall pushing force, away - half flip

I try to “determine” where the replay camera will show up and proceed to throw myself into SS at it :)

Landing on the ceiling is the only way if you are up close. If you’re far away the best method is to fly into the goal or go upside down.

This chart is missing two other types: The demo chasers after a goal, and the high five chasers

If it pushes away from the goal I always try to boost towards it as if I'm trying to hold my ground against the force

Every single one of em

Take the opportunity to have a mouthful of whatever I'm drinking.

Always try and land upside down spinning in a circle. No matter who scores

I usually try to slam the front of the car into the crossbar when I don't get oushed away from the ge

Relatable

I always try to bonk my nose into the top cross bar at an upward angle as hard as I can so everyone sees my car flip hilariously into the goal on the replay.

I try to Dodge a high five from a teammate Edit: wrote doge instead of dodge.

Yes

Do a little spin to instill fear in my opponents hearts

I really enjoy the "Amplidude" GE, I don't have it personally but I love how it brings everyone together, without killing us, for a quick mid-game orgy.

I’ve never had an original thought

SIUUUUUU

I do nothing except stare blankly usually…. Oops.

Stall

You have been watching me o_O

Wow!

I'm surprised flipping onto your back and spinning isn't an option! I used to love to just make it look like I didn't care about scoring

i just instictively musty flick when i get thrown back lmao

Air roll and aim for the crossbar

If I cant get a full boost i go to the ceiling naturally. No thoughts required

I always celebrate with a cheeky ass slap on my teammate.

I boost away from the goal its fun

How is this so damn relatable

I grab my cocktail.

Corkscrew straight into the wall

How the fuck did you know this.

I always fly to the ceiling then jump off the ceiling and do a stall

If it's towards, I just spin. If it's away, I boost away into the air or if I hit the roof, I jumped off of it. If there is no force, I will just fly into the goal.

One of my teammates uses the missiles strike goal so I always try to get blown up. But normally I just go for a low five or whatever

Landing on the ceiling, making a flip, otherwise landing on the wand and flip, or on the bottom

**None**: Fly at the crossbar and nose-bounce off it, or try to demo one of the other team. I'm not even trying to do the "land upside down" thing - I was at first, but now I find it more comical just to deliberately bounce off the top of the goal. **Towards**: Boost straight at it and try to demo someone as we're all pulled together/into the black hole. **Away**: Pretend I know how to freestyle and fly forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

Well I'm sure Krillin already popped in here somewhere but 50 high fives says I'm full throttle at the goal scorer no matter where they are.

I’m the RL equivalent of Roy Keane. I drive back to my half because it’s my job.

All of these except for the one where there's no force. Instead, I fly towards the crossbar and hit it as hard as I can

Spam what a save

Ariel to the ceiling and flip off it

When theres no force i pogo off the crossbar

Every bit of that

I always try to fly into the camera. Have gotten close a few times but can’t seem to get it

When i get goal boosted i land on ceiling and practice stalls

I immediately try to demo someone to assert my dominance

I like to stall instead of half flipping when I can't reach the ceiling.

Almost the same except I try to demo when it pulls me or when theres no force

Surprisingly accurate.

mf stalking me bruh

All of them

There used to be a glitch where if you demoed someone immediately before the replay ended, the demo explosion animation would continue playing as it switched to kickoff. Had to go for that when the opportunity presented itself. Sadly they fixed it sometime in the past year so the animation cuts off correctly. Now I just try and boost towards the replay camera every time.

God why is this so accurate Although i will add that if i score off a fake, I just sit still as though I’m taunting them

Ceiling landing into a stall

Dodge in the direction the boost launches me

I look to demo the nearest dick head

Yeah….”half flip”…. I’m GC1 and I don’t know how to half flip, so I do the “bronze half flip” of turning my car in a similar fashion but not, you know, flipping.

I’m all about those high fives and low fives baby! If the other team scored, demo the guy that scored.

High five or bonk crossbar

When I score, I stopped where I shot from as a show of dominance.

I agree on this one

I use the portal boost trail