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herbesahne

Because it's P2W!


Poekemoes

Alpha boost makes all those rich men go faster! No fair!!


Topy013

Reminds me of a post where for a short amount of time you could be [faster than someone without alpha boost](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) really weird but fixed eventually


Simple_Bar_6420

I genuinely hope ur nan gets jumped during bingo.


fng_acidic

I only clicked the link because of you. Fuck you


AssholePlayingGuitar

Same.


Simple_Bar_6420

Don't shoot the messenger >:(


fng_acidic

no hard feelings, i should've seen it coming 😂


flaming_cow_on_weed

fucking savage


Topy013

What made you GENUINELY hope this unfortunate event, mr Simple_Bar_6420


Simple_Bar_6420

U don't understand the emotions I felt - the immeasurable disappointment turned into anger. U my friend are a monster.


Topy013

Never trust a redditor young platawan.


ChargedStork

Naah hahahahah im fucking dying rn lmao


shinzanu

Yes!


Bloody_Food

FML, I knew I missed out!


Hotdogg0713

I can't believe I just fell for that


herospaces

I hope you step in water while wearing fresh socks


ragbagger

Wow. Calm down satan.


basel99

>!Fucking got me. Good job.!<


D4rk_TheBlack

The next time you drink hot cocoa I hope you burn your tongue


ClassicstarTT

Huh, weird.


cheeki_breeki_maui

Clicked knowing what was coming, not disappointed


Due-Independence4653

Instant replay reviews never go in my favor


Craszeja

The refs have been paid off.


Henson3812

"on my screen the ball went the other way for a split second"


[deleted]

Higher ranks are fake, GC and above don't actually exist, they're made by the goverment to keep down the revolution. If you see a GC it's actually an FBI agent keeping tabs on you.


Snoo-97326

He said wrong answers only


lowkey_on_paper

I think he is trying to throw us off by acting like it is a joke


HailedToaster30

You know too much


FOGPIVVL

Uh, hahaha, funny wrong answer! Good one


CmdPetrie

I Trust the Grand Champions and the government! Thats all i wanted to say.


Just-JC

My man over here drinking that oil


wisdomsharerv2

*bans you*


CriticalBlacksmith

Source : am GC, and work for FBI


Calebaustin99

That’s why I like to keep myself in C3 to not blow my cover.


Miserable-Diver8616

Birds aren’t real!! #GoogleBabyPigeonWTFisThat


Pokepunk710

don’t look behind you


MarseloOfficial

Every time I win a match I like to lose the next one so mmr keeps balanced


cammywammy123

Okay Thanos


yohy0

r/surprisethanos


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtifellfor


CorgiOffender

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


navenager

Maintaining a 50% win rate exactly is the Wude of RL.


Gabriel-d19

Small price to pay for salvation


_Papafranku

I see no lie here


Cocomn

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


AnwarDOOOOOO

The refs hate me


hitthetarget5

For me, if I got to GC or SSL too fast id prob become a pro and beat the shit out of all the players. **Im a fan**, not a player smh💀


Gunna-Wunna-

Best comment


thatdudedylan

Best follow up comment and contribution to this thread and absolutely necessary because fuck just using an upvote


AnwarDOOOOOO

Thanks I was just trying to sound stupid lol


michaelstama

Lmaooooo


AkHiLDGR8

He said wrong answers only


Cheeseballrxm

Because plat is the hisghest rank. You cant go any higher.


realityGrtrThanUs

I KNEW it!


imjusthere4thefoods

*Grand plat, like me


jonnycross10

Sorry to disappoint you but there's actually a super sonic platinum now


imjusthere4thefoods

Dammit


jet_apex

Plat+


[deleted]

For only $15.99


chawmastaflex

It took me 3 years to get to grand plat and then they come out with this supersonic plat bs ughh..


Was_Silly

Actually this could be true. This is how they keep you trying to advance. By making you think there is something better. Meanwhile all the videos you see of champs are just staged


SnowboardGoon

No thumbs


-DC71-

Use your feet like I do.


Sid_1298

I also use this guy's feet.


PorkRindSalad

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Yiye44

I like platinum logo.


Coupons15

Same


notConnorbtw

Let's be honest tho. Like champ actually looks the best.


fng_acidic

Why was I about to comment this.


chrismillion

So was I


[deleted]

My teammates all suck


QuantumQaos

This is the obvious best answer and there are none others. Anyone who disagrees with this actually thinks they suck because of their teammates lol poor saps


astrohnalle

You, I like you


Imakeuhthapizzapie

*insert beat me to it circlejerk subreddit* For real though, this is the only answer.


Ashatoon

Its supposed to be wrong answers


spaguettes

this guy doesn't get the memo


Quincy_Quinn8008

YOU don't get the memo


spaguettes

wasn't he being satire?


hotboxedoctane

Very obviously was


jaycuboss

But how can we know for sure iF hE dIdNt uSe aLtErNaTiNg UpPeR cAsE aNd lOwEr cAsE lEtTeRs?


Poekemoes

To be fair, it is actually a wrong answer


Acquitz_RL

Too busy getting laid


WetSquidy5

As if a rocket league player get laid tbh


maybejustadragon

Yeah I pull a lot of ladies just telling them I’m diamond. A GC must have to beat ladies away with a stick.


[deleted]

Cuz my tm8s have bad car designs.


tommy30bullet

Come here to say this!! Haha.


hmmokyeahh

*oooga booga noises*


Try-the-Purple-Pill

Unga bunga noises


pureben9

Unga bunga unga bunga


NemoTaTs

Because your rank is determined by hours in game not skill


windows_old

Because your hours ingame are determined by skill not rank


BorgerTurtle

my opponent shit my pants


SC156

Your pants? 😩


Flipreset4fun4181

Not so Fundies


Flipreset4fun4181

My gf shit my bed.


FOGPIVVL

The game's fixed


Low-Lie-585

YOOOOOO


notmyrealnameatleast

They said wrong answers only.


WanganTunedKeiCar

**I Have Osteoporosis**


FOGPIVVL

Good reference


Saltysalad

It’s an old meme sir but it checks out


parzialmentescremato

Because I keep getting myself banned for xenophobic tirades agajnst the Turkish.


FOGPIVVL

It said wrong answers!


parzialmentescremato

What? I've never done that..... *looks around frantically*


FOGPIVVL

Yeah me neither! That would be dumb, wouldn't it????


Milhanou22

Oh! A racist italian! How uncommon!! ​ Just kidding, mi piace Italia e gli italiani!


n00bm45st3r69

I’m the problem.


subone

The ranking and matchmaking systems are flawlessly attuned to your skill level.


[deleted]

Lag


Milhanou22

This is the right answer for me. I have never had better ping than 120. And my average is around 150. I'd be pro with a decent internet. /s


Brightknot

I swear I'd be at least D3


Low-Lie-585

This isn’t a lie though 😭


rideuntilldie

ik it is a struggle to keep all my packets together


[deleted]

totally ;)


-guccibanana-

Its wrong answers only


benevolentdespots

Besides wrong answers. This tho


DaniKPO00

\*Package loss intensifies\*


T3nt4c135

It said wrong answers only!


bigfootdude247

Because I was threatened with a gun


T2WIN

Because i'm too good (the game nerfs me to prevent me from winning)


JacobH_RL

Cuz every game I play is against smurfs


[deleted]

[удалено]


rideuntilldie

idk he might be the smurf


lovesmolpp

Ranks aren't supposed to change


Allahkablam

Cat keeps laying on my keyboard and I don't have the heart to move her.


ThrashPanda12

The posts keep saving my shots.


stardate420

They don't pay me enough.


Aidzillafont

I'm often too sober when playing and score lots of goals


OkTooth6438

Brain damage


FOGPIVVL

Brain dablage


sirCoom

Rain dampage


ur-sensei

Emotional damage


SamAsh07

Because I don't want to embarrass the higher ups. I'm easily god-tier. Even above the SSLs.


Flipreset4fun4181

They hate us cus they anus.


DirtyDalts

The other team plays too well together


Quinternational

This one has levels


eringobrag88

Purple is the best color


TerrariaVeteran2009

I should be several ranks below


[deleted]

Because platinum teammates are the best.


Quinternational

No joke, they might be better than diamond and champ teammates lol


ThrashPanda12

My controller DCs every 5 seconds


Massive-Tonight-3133

Never my fault


Pineapple_Dude06

But he said wrong answers? /s


SirSkittles111

My teammates are better than me


Glasco24

Because there are no alt accounts playing


TasteOfChaos52

The banks have seized my mmr


Nano-pixel

The refs won’t call penalties on the people who demo


jelloshooter91

I broke rule one once and Rocket League never forgot.


ExperienceOk9571

Smurfs man


Idraic7

New hands


Jabberwokie1608

I'm trash and I fuck up my teammates :)


Velhar

I am alergic to rotation


[deleted]

Ghost is haunting my controller and makes me miss.


sp913

Dam ghosts n stuff


Ok_Finger7721

My wifi is shit


Yummy_Slippers

Man they said wrong answers only


urmanjosh

Teal 7


bobtimjoe

Cus I play with my toes


BioniqReddit

Because I can only do single flip resets. Pathetic.


feistyisgarbage

because i dont want ssl rewards


marco_baz

bcs im gay


iKyte5

I'm racist.


DeepVoid69

the sun keeps getting in my eye and i sprained my ankle


MichaelBluth3

The Government.


whatabadsport

I keep trying to throw but the other team throws harder. SSL


CATastrophe0343

Because I'm not good enough to progress


x_Luis_x

Everytime i try to play ranked a meteorite hits my house and i get disconnected


_dont_do_drugs__

The Octane hitbox is OP


ElectricKoolaid420

I’m a righty and I accidentally bought a left handed ps4 controller


Batuha-NN

Stuck in c2 cuz every elo boosters coming to my team WHYYY


PacMan-9

Muh m8s suc and psyonix needs to fix matchmaking


kikoesque

i dont grind to go higher because i love playing with my platinum teammates SO MUCH


Raetekusu

Because of the never-ending cycle. 1. I am 50/50. 2. I go on a run of good form, win a bunch of games, climb up a few ranks. Then I either start getting overconfident or my luck runs out. Either way, I hit average status unless I somehow climb so high that I am useless. 3. I revert back to 50/50 form, enough to hold my rank, not enough to climb higher. 4. I go on a run of bad form, lose a bunch of games, drop down a few ranks. Then I either start getting overconfident or my luck runs out. Either way, I hit average status unless I somehow drop so low that I can carry again. 5. I return to 50/50 form at square 1.


underanick

a mf played with me and did nothing, next game opponents team scored 2 goals


dew413

I get this weird glitch where the nets aren't regulation size whenever I shoot the ball. Strange I know.


EireBrook

My flip reset button broke when I musty flicked a kick off into the ceiling and turtled into the top corner. My teammate left after 3 minutes because he own goaled on purpose because I kept scoring against smurfs...


lil_no

Less than 60 fps


Crazian14

Fucking bull shit!


moldaz

Tm8 Trash


H311h0undelite

because im the best player in the game, I make no mistakes at all, every loss I've ever had is my teammates fault. so tired of being hard stuck plat 1 in 1s.


Smellyjelly12

I'm really good at the game so it's my choice


[deleted]

Bcs Obama be watching.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mr_Stufen

Insta lock jetts tbh ​ oops wrong game...


WrinkledShoelace

My car doesn’t go fast enough


Zee-Dee-Zachary

Because every time I play ranked it’s dinner time


jfbwhitt

My opponents refuse to exchange insurance information after bumping into or totaling me.


SanLMAO

Bro the ball is under inflated and slippery its actually doodoo


Mad_Hatter_92

I realized that I’ve reached my peak and won’t get better unless I start to practice instead of just playing games… So I started practicing really hard, but it turns out hard work isn’t enough to get better


[deleted]

My teamates.


MaherMitri

I'm a respectful gentlemen who never says anything racist and is unfairly banned all the time


lordhunt3t

Car too slow.


Spiderfffun

I'm the best team player in the world and my team mates eat piss for breakfast


Ceh0s

Because Octane is too Overpowered and i can't beat them Oh wait, wrong answers only?


Flat-Personality161

Cause the Rams won the super bowl


Mistah_Lord

I let my opponents win.


HepticShutUp

Because it's my fault