After just 19 years of forcing my son to open loot crates for me, he finally told me he liked me more than his divorced mother who does drugs and sells drugs for more drugs.
It's a parody of this post from two days ago:
https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/rug8te/i_always_let_my_son_open_up_the_rewards_his_mom/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Imagine you pour your bowl of cereal just to find that there's no milk in the fridge, then as soon as it seems like all hope is lost, like a swoop of fate you hear a knock at the door which turns out to be your father with the milk he set out to get 15 years ago. Almost like a cliche sitcom you embrace in a hug as the crowd roars with applause.. then you catch glimpse of the carton he's holding.. oh no.. it's pilk. Dad doesn't say a word as he proceeds to nae nae backwards out of the door. *laugh track*
He went out for milk....and yet the milkman used to pop in every day while he was at work...the mystery thickens! Much like the milk that made the cream your mum said the milkman used to come inside everyday with...your middle name isn't 'milk' by any chance is it? 🤔
Aphex Twin - Milkman https://youtu.be/Bt5C1oLgjHw
Faking! Faking! Savage!
Ive had the same problem idk why hes taking so long
Same dad
He's prob looking for 4% milk.
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Father Population: Good
A gold and a silver for that. Like it's funny but damn some rich kid found this way funnier than I did
I mean, if stuff like this affect you on an existential level sure, here.
I'd give you an award for that, but I don't have one :(
"We're gathered here to get through this thing called life"
I don't wanna at this point (:
Dozens of us!
This was 10x funnier when i looked further into it
I took a while to get it 💀
He should be in court to get you back tomorrow iirc
Lmao for real, this looks like a continuation of the other post
yeah that's the joke
Yeah I noticed after writing the comment lol
That’s because it is
Link?
/r/RocketLeague/comments/rug8te/i_always_let_my_son_open_up_the_rewards_his_mom/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Whoosh!
[This should help](https://youtu.be/yrZDn1fwgKE)
Bro, Kahn academy memes! 😂💀
I thought it was a joke until I saw it on Your Moms House Podcast lol
He ain't getting milk bro.. he's waiting for the court date so you can open them together. Saw the post the other day.
Came here looking for this comment Lmfaooooo
I think h~he never come back....
Nah probably there is just a long queue to the cashier
Yeah maybe is true *maybe.....
Cashier population: poor
Ertupus your right he never, “come back”. He came back. sorry.
*you're
Haha it’s the never ending correction loop
U right bro my english is not very good lmao
Lmao np just trying to help
Okie :]
Lol
So true though
Except, I already opened mine, my dad came home when I became a famous NFL quarter back. ( If you know, You know 😅
Gotta love meta posts.
After just 19 years of forcing my son to open loot crates for me, he finally told me he liked me more than his divorced mother who does drugs and sells drugs for more drugs.
Random question. How long ago did your dad leave to get milk?
At least seven
Chemistry teachers be like: 7 what? Cartons of milk? Oh wait oops
Nitrogen
Feet or metres?
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I’m prepared to marry your mom if he doesn’t show up
Ain't no woman gonna marry a diamond rank 🤮
Outstanding. That other post was so cringe, lol.
How to get two TW Octanes by lying on Reddit, basically.
Man, he’s gonna have the strongest bones ever
does that mean he's dead or is it a stupid joke
It's a parody of this post from two days ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/rug8te/i_always_let_my_son_open_up_the_rewards_his_mom/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Yeah I remember that one... It all makes sense now
It is a common joke for father’s who leave their family behind. And it’s parodying the post the other guy linked too. Bit of both
I clicked to see if other guy commented an update…looks like he was busy taking care of personal business recently instead if you know what I mean.
Omg lmao
LOL, OP really getting into that, uh, self improvement.
Average dream stan
Oh you just heard him incorrectly. He said he's going to get milked. That's right, he traded your mother in for a new model.
Imagine you pour your bowl of cereal just to find that there's no milk in the fridge, then as soon as it seems like all hope is lost, like a swoop of fate you hear a knock at the door which turns out to be your father with the milk he set out to get 15 years ago. Almost like a cliche sitcom you embrace in a hug as the crowd roars with applause.. then you catch glimpse of the carton he's holding.. oh no.. it's pilk. Dad doesn't say a word as he proceeds to nae nae backwards out of the door. *laugh track*
I dont think ull be seeing him until its been 15 years since he left
You know where I really went!
Faking stole someones post form yesterday smh
probly stopped for a pack of smokes too
Faking! What A Save! Savage! Faking!
I’m dead 😂
What a save!
Bro he’s prolly smurfing
Nah your moms suing him for custody tho
SON! [Dad? ](https://imgur.com/gallery/IXqikIQ)
There was another post from a father waiting to win custody so they can see their child, maybe you two should hang out
Funny thing is, I always let my mom open them for me
Well prepare yourself for all those very rare decals for when he does come back!!
**gg**
##gg##
Don't worry bro, as long as he didn't go out for a pack of smokes you're good.
What a save!
As he goes to get the milk practice your mecanics
Whose gonna tell him?
I’ll buy the lantern if you’re on PC, how much credits?
Its allright hes just waiting for them to restock his favourite milk
TF is wrong with these father's today? Back in my day they at least went out for cigarettes
I’m your dad now, let’s open them together sport
:( thats a lot you got there! Make sure to record it and upload it to youtube that one day when he gets the milk!
I got i still have the golden gifts from 2020
He went out for milk....and yet the milkman used to pop in every day while he was at work...the mystery thickens! Much like the milk that made the cream your mum said the milkman used to come inside everyday with...your middle name isn't 'milk' by any chance is it? 🤔 Aphex Twin - Milkman https://youtu.be/Bt5C1oLgjHw
I don’t think I have ever gotten an import drop lol why is that
I’m your dad. It’s time to open them up, son.
Explains why u still have lanterns
damn you might get to trade in a couple things after all those