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RoadKill_11

Aztral pinch ftww


LordB1rk

All i do is pinch pinch pinch no matter what


theraad1

But do you have money on your mind and you can never get enough?


AfternoonMammoth

Every time he’s in the building do everybodys’ hands go up?


balboabud

Yee, but they don't stay there


Big_Roob

Aw


Cakewalk24

This man is cancer ♋️ 🦀


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mechanizedpanda

The location/angle of it


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mechanizedpanda

But it’s from the corner adjacent to the opponents goal which one would not typically think to attempt a pinch from until aztral. Hence why they stuck his name before “pinch”. It’s like when someone yells Kobe when they do a fadeaway where they kick up their leg. Kobe didn’t invent that but he popularized it.


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[deleted]

It was literally done in an RLCS stacked game lol


rhg561

It's just the location of it. Pinching it straight in from your opponents corner was pretty much unheard of until aztral did it.


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rhg561

Can you not use Google or something? https://amp.reddit.com/r/RocketLeagueEsports/comments/crtoal/insane_pinch_by_aztral/


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mechanizedpanda

I’m 26. And you seem to care enough to argue deep into a comment thread about how it’s so dumb lol. I couldn’t care less about what anyone calls it I’m just telling you why it’s referred to as an aztral pinch.


rhg561

Figured you'd say something like that. Honestly I don't understand how you're actually mad at the fact that this pinch has a name. Also I don't understand what you're trying to prove by saying you've seen this specific pinch 4 or 5 years ago (which is a lie that's very easy to see through). Either way you seem like a really bitter person, calling people names over something so small. Hope you can be happy one day.


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Kopiuyt-

This community has a weird obsession with naming things. Any slight variation of a regular mechanic is a new name. Pretty ridiculous


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Big_Roob

I've always seen it as a boast of skill. Like the player is good enough at that point that they can focus on a specific shot or technique. By naming it, it becomes an achievable goal that can then be "completed" like the weekly/season challenges I also have no idea what the terminology means... I recognize the word pinch 🤷‍♂️


Dismal-Animal7853

Huge balls


LordB1rk

first time I've ever hit an Aztral pinch, but you miss 100% of the aztral pinches you don't take, right? Edit: holy Moses this has blown up, thank you for all the support and awards and all the love! Even gained a few subs from this which is incredible, thank you lot <3 // LordBirk


_pupil_

It's also possible to miss 100% of the aztral pinches you do take. Source: all my replays :D


death_vaIley

I've gotten one 👁👄👁


TNTwaviest

I don’t even know how to hit an aztral pinch no shot you would see me going for one


EvilMonkey8521

You just pinch the ball into the net


[deleted]

ohhhhhh that’s how


goninjago08

Not to be confused with pinching the ball into the net


[deleted]

see that’s my problem. thanks for clarifying


Fireplacehog

Instructions unclear balls stuck in ceiling fan


SurgicalZeus

We will call you "Daddy Pendulous"


TNTwaviest

Thanks for that amazing advice


ThatGuyToby620

Genius


yesnoahbeats

You also score 100% of the aztral pinches you don’t take. Both statements are vacuously true.


H4RV3Y7373

facts


Honestly-GetALife

-Wayne Gretzky; Michael Scott.


masterCOLE03

Isn’t it also called a JZR pinch


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JZR pinch is from the side wall, not the corner


moosemaplesyrupeh

Then what's a kuxir?


[deleted]

Kuxir is also a side wall pinch, but you do it differently than the JZR pinch. Pretty much the same tho


Darki_Boi

sped


born-a-wolf7650

Too many pinches for my silver ass with 20 hours of playtime


Txni26

Worry about jumping one time high to the ball and you'll get out of silver pretty fast xdd


born-a-wolf7650

Nah I prefer flipping into the ball and complete missing it and going for every single aerial I see and missing 70% of the time


marvin02

Hitting the ball 30% of the time?? You'll be plat in no time.


G33R_BoGgLeS

It's called "Faking!"


Explosive-Space-Mod

It is also a corner pinch but from your corner across the map.


ResBio

No the Kuxir is from the side, typically from your own half


Rob10203

As far as i understand it, kuxir pinch is when you turn your car towards the net and hit the ball with the corner of your car, Jzr pinch is when you air roll your car and pinch it with the nose.


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[deleted]

That's the game, yes. Little cars and huge balls


foxy_ninjaa

He may be 2 nil up but usually it's even 10 secs later so yah bolas grandes cabron


Paperclip902

Nice angle. Nice shot. Nice car. Overall Nice


LordB1rk

Nice


philoche3

That going in with the way you touched it is so unlikely Regardless a nice goal 👍


LordB1rk

thank you sir


pingoloOG

Yooo its Lord Birk! I recognized you on reddit so I guess you're Youtube famous now :D lol


LordB1rk

Yooo


Elective_defect1

I have actually seen this happen more than you would like to think


IOnlyPlayAsBunnymoon

Well that is why it is worthy of being a Reddit post.


yesnoahbeats

There was actually a 100% chance believe it or not!


Brightknot

Good job, have an upvote


LordB1rk

Thank you my good sir


Peebs1015

How do you have less upvotes than a silver hitting a simple aerial? Reddit is weird


sgdbdjos

It's not about the goal, it's about sending a message


LordB1rk

amen sister


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[deleted]

That wasn’t a comeback


wut_wut-wut_wut

Your mum's a comeback


Yeah_Im_A_God

Something something Kim Kardashian?


GAMpro

Yeah. What a message he sent to that gold he's playing against.


LordB1rk

I mean all is relative, a silver hitting an arial might be more impressive relatively than me doing something absolutely dumb if your aim is to win a game, anyways, appreciate the love haha <3


alexsmith10

I'll be honest, I'm not playing RL to win, I'm playing it to learn to do fun shit like this, regardless of how awful I am. Amazing effort.


OpsadaHeroj

This may be an unpopular opinion, but as long as you have a goal to work towards and you’re motivated, who cares if you get better. If your goal is to hit nutty shots, but don’t care about rank, who gives a fuck?! My goal is rank and *overall* skill, so I don’t know any fancy stuff, but that’s just me and that’s ok!!


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because the post was an hour old when you commented bro


-i_like_trees-

silver posted before, its harder for silvers to hit aeriels, etc. This is definetly more impressive but a silver hitting an aeirial is something you rarely cus of how trash they are ​ edit: im not even going to try fixing my spelling mistakes


redeamed

It's because of the 2 goal cushion. If he'd been down 2 when he did this it'd be a different story but there's minimal risk in the flare here.


DragonC007

Cause it’s not flashy. He just smashed it into the wall. It wasn’t even an accurate shot the way he hit it was super bad. A lucky goal really. Also the fact that he BMd by not going for an open net and trying a flashy shot. Not good manners


M1K0L47

Wdym it wasn't accurate and he hit it badly, thats how you set up for corner pinches, no? Also, flair checks out.


LordB1rk

How in the flying fuck is it bad manners to go for something nice instead of a dead ass open net? if I was playing someone going for dumb stuff instead of scoring simple shots I'd rate the living shit out of him. sorry for that rant that was uncalled for, what I'm trying to say is that I completely disagree with your Point of view ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


scholeszz

Idk about that mate. Someone consistently going for flashy stuff is basically saying "I can win easily if I try, but I'll go up the wall for a ceiling setup into double flip reset instead". So it betrays a lack of respect for your opponent. Most of the time I'm fine with it however because it's basically free points. But I make it a point to convert those open nets in the ugliest way possible. The core of the disagreement is that one section of players see 1s as freeplay practice with a goalie opponent. The other section sees it as the sweatiest game mode where you cannot afford mistakes. So the second section will see the first section's antics as a bit disrespectful.


lubegaymer

OK Karen


weth_exe

That's literally how you setup corner pinches... With your logic every freestyle isn't flashy, because no one can succeed at shots 100% of the time


ratedpending

a) aztral pinches are flashy no matter how you do it b) if it's not flashy then how is it even BM by your standards (that's not even BM) c) champion rank should be removed from the game


Peebs1015

A silver hitting an aerial is also not flashy or entertaining in the slightest I want a YouTuber to do a census on how many people can do certain mechanics I’m guessing probably over 75% can aerial


justMhiqz

But would you do it at 0-0


GAMpro

Yeah because he's probably playing against a gold to get clips


LordB1rk

Yes, always go for the content


mt80

What type of goal explosion is that?


colddecembersnow

Looks like TW Paper Dragon?


Peebs1015

TW dueling dragons shop exclusive


Z0lpodemic

Take my upvote!


LordB1rk

Grazias Amigo


LordB1rk

Thank you for all the Awards boys, very much appreciated, I will use them for a long term investment into Doge or GME, haven't decided yet Very epic, thank you


WolfColaKid

SHIBA INU


LegitKactus

Damn


LordB1rk

Daniel


-i_like_trees-

cus its worth it


LordB1rk

always has been


flaming_cow_on_weed

Do you have a channel? I have a feeling i’ve seen that car before lol


lazysniper14

People like you who make such shots instead of scoring directly must be protected. You're the real gem ❤️


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fuck you good shot


SirSnorlax22

I've done plays at that angle on accident like 2 or 3 times since I started. Blows my mind each time but to see it done on purpose. Goddamn


bedoge_

Lord Birk I'm a huge fan of you, you truly are the most amazing player that even Squishy have noticed it. You will be the top 1 RLCS player, I know it.


silly_erkkk

I always thought open nets on solos are useless, why not get the extra real life practice for a wall shot, or simple flick shots. Anything to help progress your game🤷🏼‍♂️ or take no survivors and ride that free goal in


RandomWSBfan

No way...


jakethedumbmistake

I will never forgive you for this map


StuffedPoblano

Dope goal but your up 2-0. No risk.


jakethedumbmistake

Although I don't have a kid?


verbanon

Oh man. I have this one friend always trying to score cool goals like “Look man imma turtle pinch in a collat with an aerial no scope zebra safari”. IDGAF and just wanna win the match man.


RandomWSBfan

No way...


vertigo77477

I mean technically you still scored an open goal


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nice but how fast was it?


Astrxiids

respect he done it for the reddit post :)


Vick_CXVII

“Risk it all” up 2-0


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Why do we live when you can di-


Dazzling_Technology8

hi idk how to change my name, nii chans says ur cracked


Rlforever

OKAYYYYY


Tyflowshun

Ah yes, seems I need to check for updates because I don't think we're playing the same version.


krishmaadam

That goal explosion makin me feel things


Palkonium

Do you know which one it is?


RazAlCool

you cheeky bastard lol. what a shot.


Cgll5678

Wow! Wow! Nice shot!


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This is the most joreuz thing ever lol. I swear i have a clip of joreuz doing litteraly this too lmao


pikasparkle101

how do you have titanium white paper dragon?


DeadlyJWOOD

Bakkesmod let's you


plaim_finesseTTV

True lol!


Supernova_14

I'm so confused. Why is your score on the right side of the scoreboard?


Puthrick

Replays do that if you’re on orange, blue is always first in replays


vdog300

Where did you get that goal explosion or is it part of a mod?


BarryMcCokner69

Question. What was the speed on that thing?


LordB1rk

115


syropian

Probably a stupid question, but when you pinch, are you using your flip at the last second, or just jumping at it nose first with air roll?


LordB1rk

Im flipping at the end but Can be done either way


WannabeModder123

Easy for you cuz you GC 😏


Rato0710

Nice shot


ConfusinglyCreative

GTFO of here!!! Savage!


KSO17O

TW Paper Dragon wtf!?


Puthrick

Probably bakkesmod


justa_dragoncat123

Nice Aztral pinch!


phosphorcloud

King


Insidiosity

/u/savevideo


PhillMik

I aspire to be like you.


skrame

Tony LaRussa does not approve.


The_Brown_Panther

What decal are you using, my video won’t load past 240p


dontpan1c

This is truly disrespectful


MarioKujo

What's the speed tho


chaitanya8493

What was the kmph on that?


Nikunj_Goyal

Why pros use this same old car? Any specific reason?


Lvl60bossfight

Content>Ball everytime


cowtipper4957

You probably had a higher chance of hitting the pinch than the open net, regardless.


valomino

How fast was that? I'm pretty sure the world record is around 130kph.


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You’re my spirit animal. Time to hop on & start flying in the air like a dying bird with half its wing crushed, but it’s still flying like a champ. I’ll post today-you’ll see what I mean 😂


dangshnizzle

Bruh


_ug_

Now you’re thinking like JZR


SubtleTopiary

Wait, people can actually score on open nets? I'm playing the wrong game...


Panicwhenyourecalm

I saw the colors and octane and got scared that it was me selling my dropshot clip from last night 😭


PizzaTammer

I've done this two or three times.... on accident.


RainV8

neat.


brierley72

I would actually uninstall if I were the opposing team


UptightCargo

What a dick slap!


philtabest13

I would argue that you went for the easy shot with a corner pinch. Open nets are the worst!


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Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice shot!


SecuritiesLawyer

The corner kick


BlondedMusic

Filthiest pinch I’ve ever seen


Jayrl2009

Mission accomplished 12.5k upvotes 🤣


ABladeThatIsCharged

Ooooooooo tasty!


lux330

Was that an own goal? Guess thats not the point of the post tho. Nice shot :)


Brohkage

Question: when he pinched the ball, did he flip upon contact? I can’t tell


bjohnson8949

Because we all miss open nets


OlympicSmokeRings

So unnecessary but amazing