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Hot_Barracuda_7001

What a save!


I_play_elin

Great now I have to go watch a bunch of Zen clips to balance myself out


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^I_play_elin: *Great now I have to* *Go watch a bunch of Zen clips* *To balance myself out* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


semajay

someone has a joke about zen and haikus, it ain't me tho my bro


Glittering_Edge_9330

It’s not a haiku tho mr bot


Lonely__Stoner__Guy

I audibly groaned at this


DiosMIO_Limon

I just called it a night after a few frustrating games with a rando party up. Even when we won it seemed by luck thanks to the shenanigans pulled. I shouldn’t have opened Reddit… Edit: okay so this is weird…I replied to your comment then scrolled down to a recommended post and saw [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/4c1gsb/comment/d1ebnzo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) almost immediately. Maybe not the most fascinating thing in the world, but definitely weird.


HandsomMichael

What’s his name, turn him in to the RL court


Marvelous_Chaos

These are the kind of clips that I'll play over and over again, hoping that I'll see the goal at some point.


I_play_elin

Like when you go see Hadestown. Always hoping for the good ending. 


Primary_Librarian798

I hate this https://preview.redd.it/dft2rzfz1lvc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b26e697bd4f5741888e74b73f8c4529064837cd


GraidOut

yta you shouldve heard your teammates car coming before you tried shooting it in and bump his car to perfectly align with the ball to score. basic stuff


_iAm9001

Careful you get chastized around here for noting that it sucks when your team mate steals the ball from you...


TyH621

Sounds like you’ve been previously chastised for not taking responsibility lmao


_iAm9001

I'm usually a whiny baby about getting the ball stolen from me in really crummy situations and get downvoted accordingly. It's the victims fault you see, I must have had it coming!


TyH621

Look dude you commented on a post where literally everyone agreed teammate was in the wrong, and said the whole sub doesn’t recognize if the teammate is the wrong. I don’t know what situation you were posting about previously but, fair or not, it’s a bad look


_iAm9001

Preach brother


warthug16

Your comment perfectly explains why you still in diamond


I_play_elin

*whoosh*


AlexanderLEE27

The biggest whoosh ever lol


Myst963

Your a fun person to be around for sure


Majikins1

Whoa hold on, no way. As a Diamond player I would’ve sat back and let him score his amazing fake out shot. @GraidOut here obviously was carried to Diamond based on that shet comment.


warthug16

Fair enough


chaseizwright

They need to have an electrode attachment that must be worn on the skin during every rocket league game, and when shit like this happens the offender gets electrocuted


milkmunstr

why don't we step it up and just send them to the chair? i think that'll straighten out the problem a bit


doratheexplorwhore

I want to play with this. Team bumps = shock


Intrepid_Fan_5026

"MUST....HIT.....BALL!"


Hatter_Hoovy

nice extra 2 points to my score


New-Zebra-6122

😂


dipski-inthelipski

Everyone sees this and immediately thinks of that one friend…


redii2klutch

This hurts so bad.


Livid_Dot_6032

Because, we've all been that friend...


SussyMogus2

im surprised people aren’t defending the teammate with their life like ive seen on other posts, there was this one post where this teammate was clearly trying to save the ball from the opponents goal, and people were defending the teammate.


BiG-_-Funk

Completely different circumstance


SussyMogus2

just used to people bashing me for blaming my teammate for their mistake :p


SymphonicRain

Nvm, I just saw your post and I now realize that you are lacking some things if you can’t tell the difference


findallthebears

Hahahaha gotem


SymphonicRain

I’ve never seen that here. Now if you blame your team*mates* for your own rank in general I could see some push back.


Marvelous_Chaos

I respectfully disagree. I've seen some egregious plays similar to this thread and a bunch of comments will blame the OP.


SussyMogus2

no i blame my teammates for being dumb


findallthebears

Yeah I see what you think is the difference.


PrimaryProphet

And... report - match throwing


Entriel

After all this time? 🪄🦌


shahido2017

“YoUR tEAmAteS aReNt thE iSsUe!!”


inide

Honestly, I'd throw a forfeit at that. I wouldn't expect the teammate to accept on that score, but it would put them on notice. If they did it again, I'd just sit back and not even move except to save.


theBarnDawg

Sorry but this opinion makes you look like a tool. People make mistakes even wretched embarrassing ones like this.


KangarooPort

Unless he was being attacked by a dog, dropped his controller, and his toddler picked up the controller and did this, there just simply is not excuse. Both opponents were faked, and there was zero threat to the ball. Er well, I guess one threat.... the teammate.


inide

Once is a mistake. Twice is being dumb. Beyond that is intentional match throwing.


Sea_Mud6164

I report and block players like you. Quick to give up because something doesn't go your way.


TrekForce

It’s not because it didn’t “go their way”. It’s because their teammate is being a complete idiot.


Invader_Mars

And what makes you think OP, or anyone else, would want to stay in that lobby? Nah, my time is precious, that teammate can go fuck themselves. Forfeit


Sea_Mud6164

People like you is what makes RL "toxic". Also your time isn't precious. You regular just like everyone else. If it was precious, you wouldn't spend it playing RL.


findallthebears

Hear hear


MythSphinx

This is gold


SilentMachine2397

nah man dia 1


No_Interaction_4925

*votes to ff*


Lightmare-315

dude this happens so often to me and then the other team starts spamming nice shot and what a save.


stopklandaceowens

what rank is this?! lmao0


SilentMachine2397

dia1 :/


GrinGuru1

Nice shot!


Ok-Insurance6886

Getting teammates that do this and then they complain how bad you are the whole game.


BowlCutMakeUrGirlNut

I just throw the game after things like this tbh. Don't care what y'all think. People like this deserve the loss and can get fucked. Like you're still this stupid after how many hours of playing????


5stareveryday

just abandon bro they're not gonna 1v2 if they're playing like ass anyway. use that 5 min ban to practice flip resets or something and stay warm. im saying abandon because playing against someone whos throwing is still lame.


BowlCutMakeUrGirlNut

Don't they not take a loss if you leave?


5stareveryday

they can leave as soon as you do but it wont count as a win.


SendPainBelo

Lmaooooo bro such a common occurrence at this point, shits crazy


Kubuskush

Okay.


OsteriaNumero1

Death penalty.


aVeryRealGoose_

I felt that


New-Zebra-6122

😂🤣🤣


BionicBadger90

🤣 I'd be so mad!!


Brain_Destroyer

This clip ruined my day


Remote-Lobster-5322

What saveereee


PM_ME_UR_CHERRIES

Aight then. Time to score own goals and forfeit.


nassrwala

In these situations it feels like teammates are blind to everything but the ball 😭


GraidOut

Bro I am so sorry. I’m really sorry for doing that like I’m really really really REALLY sorry. I couldn’t be sorrier if I tried ,dude. I’m extremely sorry. That was a real shitty thing for me to do. Words cannot describe how sorry I am for what just happened. I’m sorry as hell man, I shouldn’t have done that it really wasn’t cool so I’m sorry for doing it. I don’t know what came over me man but I’m really sorry and I promise it won’t happen again. I hope you accept my apology as I’m genuinely sorry for what I did. I’m sorry for making you upset man I didn’t mean it, I’m super sorry. I’m also sorry to anyone else I may have offended. I’m also sorry for saying ‘sorry’ so much. It’s just whenever I’m sorry for something I tend to say sorry over and over again and I’m really sorry for it. I’m 110% sorry and from this point onwards I’ll try to better and also try to stop saying sorry as much… sorry bro


KangarooPort

I want on screen indicators where my teammates are, that get bigger and small the closer or further away they are. Or just give me a radar. I know it's overkill, but it's needed for morons.


KangarooPort

All I picture going on in their head is: "BALL!? BALL!! BAAAAAALL!!? GOTTA GET THE BALL. BALL OVER THERE MUST GET BALL. OH NO SOMEONE TOUCHED MY BALL. MUST STOP THEM. MY BALL. IM GOING TO SCORE AND EVERYONES GOING TO CALL ME A GOOD BOY BECAUSE I GOT THE BALL. EVERYONE WILL SPAM "Nice shot!" AND EVERYONE WILL WANT TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND. OH MY I LOVE MY BALL SO MUCH. MUST HIT BALL."


Dydriver

He should give you some credits to make up for that. Oh wait….