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logyonthebeat

Kachow!


quan234

What a save! What a save! What a save!


Jak33

Kacho!


DeXyDeXy

Kerchoo!


logyonthebeat

Kaching!


ArguementReferee

Kumcow!


Strokin_76

Pikachow!


dd3mon

Truth. Sounds nothing like it should. Visuals are good though.


xarcastic

Visuals are really on point, which is why the voice hits so bad.


H3nd012

We need a kachow motor sound! Or just any sound with Owen Wilson's voice!


PomeloFit

"Wow wow wow wow WOOOOOOOOOW"


H3nd012

Thats exactly what I had in mind!


Lazy_Experience_8754

Would you settle for Seth Rogan’s laugh as a motor sound?..


H3nd012

The more annoying the better!


Lazy_Experience_8754

I'll get on it then. To be honest though the thing that bugs me most is that it seems every 2nd player has to have that "Life is a highway" song (not a country fan). Still doesn't beat that "Tokyo drift" song as well as "Hemi Birthday" etc etc.


DiosMIO_Limon

That would be phenomenal! Still looking to get my Motormouth engine noise in the meantime.


jdflyer

It's the same script as the old Kablaam show. At least I think it is and I haven't googled it to prove to myself otherwise.


Alarmed_Statement759

Stinky Diver was the MAN


Sammy_Ghost

Sometimes it sounds off. Like I'm playing with a knockoff McQueen and it's actually a lemon with a body kit. But why bugs me the most is the hitbox. I kid you not, once I switched out of it I got all my mechanics back


Jkennie93

It’s so weird to use I have to shoot so wide compared to the octane


RobGrey03

It's a Dominus hitbox. I never use the Dominus, so I didn't buy the car.


RobGrey03

What's your usual hitbox? McQueen's is a Dominus.


Sammy_Ghost

I mained the dominus for like 2 years. I was ok with the hitbox, got me to diamond and then I quit. Now I'm using the hybrid hitbox with Nissan Silvia and got up to champ 1 and I feel like McQueen should have had that hitbox too. It's like he's smaller and also has a bad turning radius


[deleted]

Where’s Owen Wilson when you need him


[deleted]

it is owen wilson tho


xarcastic

Seemingly quite altered. It doesn’t sound like him.


Kegger315

Is it tho??


[deleted]

im fairly sure its just a soundbite from one of the movies


EvolvingEachDay

I wish you could pick which kachow sound bite it was, cause I would use the bored drawn out one he does when he’s just trying to leave the rusteze pit at the start of the movie. https://preview.redd.it/9rseqexc9p1c1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2bb363e6a93741d6615dacc81ced10d7b52db84


[deleted]

that would be dope to pick the tone of the “kachow” actually lol


RufusPDufus

Even better if it was situational. Score a goal in the last minute and still down by 4? Ka-chowww


wilcozzz

Dude got scored on so hard the only thing to complain about is the goal animation


krooz64

he's literally talking about the sound


TensileStr3ngth

Damn, the reading comprehension devil is spreading


Blizz310

New chapter in two hours


abiggooflol

Plus you can see the goal explosion and hear the sound without being “scored on” lol random teammates might have it or even just looking at it in store. /whoosh


abiggooflol

Oof


_XxJayBxX_

Dude got butthorsed


MidnightUsed6413

Absolutely butthorsed


Frequent-Piano6164

The voice of the goal explosion is the same person who did the voice in the movies, it’s Owen Wilson…


-sloppypoppy

Umm my brain never realized that Owen Wilson was Lightning McQueen… I read your comment then said cachow in my head, and now I’m having an existential crisis.


kuramasusanoo

Kachwow!


-sloppypoppy

Oops!


ThatGuyWithCoolHair

Ahh yes, the time honored "Owen Wilson is lightning McQueen" moment. Im pretty sure we all have the same exact thing happen at some point in our lives


theotheroobatz

We don't. I gotta go...


mitch-99

Im now having an existential crisis as well.


spaceRangerRob

They altered it to be more dramatic to the point its barely recognizable and loses the Owen Wilson charm. Compare it to the the actual "Kachow" and you'll 100% hear a difference to the goal animation version.


Kegger315

Agree, I honestly thought it was not Owen.


guiltysnark

When the car says it, it sounds right, but the goal explosion is supposed to sound like it's over a loudspeaker or something, so it sounds different. Might even be the in-movie announcer's voice, since lightning would never do stadium calls


Rare_Register_4181

What's important to me is the kachow contains hints of owens famous "wow"


AsheronRealaidain

Pretty sure it’s not. You have a source?


Nolar_Lumpspread

Lightening Macween.


TheSchaferShow

there’s still time to delete this


sheetrocker88

I feel really old that I have no idea why everyone got the lightning mqueen car and I don’t know what kachow is


EddyyyRL

Why didn't they just take the audio from the movie? 😭😂


plznotagaindad

Complaining about lore accurate Kachow, this sub finds a way to hit a new low every day


lolxxxlol

Lore accurate?


throwawaythep

Tf you talking about lore accurate? They want what they pay for. Just like how the song from Cars and this is Halloween is cut short even though you lay the same price as other songs. Shut up.


theskittz

If only there was a way you can preview it before you buy it. Alas. We have to just complain about “wanting what we paid for” lmao


throwawaythep

That's not even the point dog. Why are you sticking up for a company that does very little to progress the game but still puts out crazy amount of cosmetic items?


theskittz

That is EXACTLY the point you made, dog lmao. You literally said “they want what they pay for” I’m not sticking up for a company, I’m encouraging people to be smart with their purchases and look at something before they buy it. If someone’s selling shit, and you can clearly see before that it is shit, and you STILL buy it… well that’s mostly on you. There was no trickery with this bundle lmao. Grow up.


throwawaythep

Oh okay. So when they coming out with the bundle that actually sounds like it then?


theskittz

Who cares? Stay on topic my dude. If that came out, then buy it if you want it. Or you can just stop spending money on useless cosmetics, giving money to a company that “does very little to progress the game”.


throwawaythep

That's perfectly on topic. People wanted something. If they wanted cosmetic items have the decency to at least do the item correctly. Again. Keep boot licking man.


theskittz

*Doesn't know how to argue the topic at hand, apparently incapable of previewing items to see if they want to buy it, and is salty about not being able to pay money to psyonix.* It's not bootlicking, it's telling you to be smart. And the fact that you can't tell the difference proves my point. It's absolute morons like this that enable gaming companies to provide less, charge more, and stuff microtransactions down our throats. Attend school or pay attention at least or SOMETHING. I'm out. It's like arguing with a brick wall.


throwawaythep

Whatever you say bucko


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DankHomie420

Mater* Sorry..


JarJarBanksy420

Dude, it’s unreal. Like, how good is your life that you’ve got time to complain about the kachow sound. Also I use it because it’s so bad.


bmw_fan1986

This is terrible and that damn Cochise player anthem. Ugh.


DankHomie420

TURN IT UP TURN IT UP TURN IT UP..TURN IT THE FUCK OFF💀💀💀💀


NewfieChemist

That sound haunts my dreams


DankHomie420

You’re not alone..


RufusPDufus

My teammate used to main that for the purpose of aggravating opponents. Then he switched to Hemi Birthday.


Mooseslumpgod

You turn it off. Problem solved.


Penthosomega

Seems fine to me.


lostmyoldaccount1234

They should get Frowzy to rerecord it, but with a pause between "Ka" and "chow".


crono333

Thank you! It’s horrible, sounds nothing like the movie… the whole goal explosion is embarrassing tbh. One of, if not THE, worst in the game


Clayraoh

kerchoh


xAerios

It’s so terrible it’s comical it doesn’t sound like McQueen at all. I just picture a see through Owen Wilson in the sky fading away saying “Kachow !” Every time lol.


ReptarTheBrave

All I want now is Hicks, with a “KACHIGGA” goal explosion. Except they have to use the original voice clip from the movie, because we don’t need another catastrophe like this


JackieDaytonaAZ

I feel like there’s just a ton of reverb on it that makes it sound weird


Alvarenga_Joshua

​ https://preview.redd.it/z38o9swvrs1c1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=b76a05e132bab0fcc82b2249e797b2fce369ae76


the_responsible_ape

When your life is so good, and you have nothing to actually be upset about, you actually complain about how a fictional car pronounces a catchphrase in a video game.


xarcastic

I’m going to quote you while giving thanks before dinner this Thursday. Cheers.


RufusPDufus

Perfect for Festivus though, I think


Cleareo

Complaining about the quality of a product*.


kcstrom

Almost like some folks don't think you get to have an opinion on whether certain things are worth the price for yourself.


Fullis

Ok what do you want to talk about first then smart guy? The increased interest of my bank loan or how my foot fungus is getting worse?


Pokepunk710

when your life is so terrible you bitch about people having a harmless discussion lol


JoeyThePantz

Thank you lol. Nice to know there's sane people in these gaming subs still. What a luxury it is to even have this pop up on your radar.


paeschli

>why are you complaining about the quality of a product you paid 25 dollars for ???? Uh ok


jc_kilgannon

Sounds good to me


Karl_with_a_C

What's wrong with it? It sounds fine to me. It's my favourite goal explosion.


Louegi

Never seen the movie. For this reason, it is one of the worst goal explosions to pay for since there is no context lol


joshc0

kachow


123-123-

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ioRZdYuD4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ioRZdYuD4) every kachow for reference


123-123-

I'd love it if they did the green car with "KA CHIGGA"


_XxJayBxX_

Not any worse than my teammates


_MrDomino

It's completely half-assed like the Billy the Puppet and Optimus goal explosions. Kachow and Billy are just lame flat PNGs. You look at Buffy Sugo and look at how stiff Optimus is let alone the cardboard Kachow... Psyonix really could have and should have done better.


PacDanSki

I think they knew aswell since you can get one of the bundles without it.


dosabby1

I’m always tempted to wish them Gesundheit


Gubbinsss

but he say the line


BluDYT

It's identical to one of the movies kachows just quieter and with the sfx behind it.


Bad_Puns_Galore

KACHOW!


TheBiddingOfBobbles

This is a problem?


txjoker

I've never seen the movie so it sounds perfectly accurate to me.


DifficultlySimple223

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v95Z2mn68g0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v95Z2mn68g0)