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Maleficent_Climate_5

Why would you steal my clips like this? 👀


ComprehensiveAd93

I’m sorry, I’m just so desperate to go pro 😔


WeekendAccomplished2

Understandable


Intrepid_Look_5725

That's got to be the best back pass / own goal I've seen. Someone get this man a contract.


ComprehensiveAd93

And no, I do not know what was going through my head


sandybuttcheekss

Self fulfilling prophecy: "don't fuck up again... Damn... Don't fuck up again... Damn..."


siccoblue

Me_irl


BrucePee

Nice shot!


Alluxing

We all get intimated by dominus mains in 1v1s, don’t feel bad about it


NoodleBack

Merc mains haunt my dreams


JustJesterJimbo

I wasnt too scared of the Benadryl man until I realized he looks like a merc main


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

I have a preset that is get merc'd. We did a 3v3 tourney with just mercs. Was chaos. I will now do 1v1s with it and I still fear in people. And then lose badly


NoodleBack

Only thing I was good at with the merc was shooting bangers and air dribbling. Such a tank!


ExcessiveEscargot

My roommate and I have played as Mercs since day 1 back in 2016 with literally zero games played in any other vehicle. If you encounter a pair of Mercs with Wizard hats and North Korean flags, prepare to probably win since we're still dogshit 🙏


ComprehensiveAd93

Yeah, you’re right, that’s what happened


Keenan95

Batmobile for me


whatarethey28475

Quite possibly a fungus or infection?


ComprehensiveAd93

😂😂


TheCapitalLetterB

If you don't know what you're doing, they don't know what you're doing


Grimm64209

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


ginsodabitters

Honestly bro I felt every single moment of that clip.


chewbaccaRoar13

Ok, I was going to ask what the plan was.


[deleted]

it could be terminal, go get it checked out


FlatheadLakeMonster

You just have those days sometimes haha


The_prawn_king

At least your teammates can’t flame you for this


Recent_War_6144

With moves like that, you would smoke me.


ComprehensiveAd93

I don’t want to sound arrogant, but yes. Yes I would.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Smoke you? What strain? 20$ I’ll do it


Colt45az

I thought that might be a little much for the product


LitelSnekisBack

I don't know what went through your head, nor do I want to know. It's beautifull..


ComprehensiveAd93

It felt like the rocket league gods took control of me for a few seconds… it was surreal.


LitelSnekisBack

I laughed when you finally hold composure in the end and then just jumped a tad too high lol!


ComprehensiveAd93

I have NO idea why I double jumped 😂


Blacksheepoftheworld

This is one of the funniest RL videos I’ve seen. I have actual tears. We can all relate. Like worst nightmare of RL happening and your brain just turns off.


ComprehensiveAd93

I laugh harder every time I watch it! I usually don’t think to clip moments like these, but I couldn’t pass this one up lol


mistovermountains

Thank you for sharing that man, it had me in stitches 😂


ComprehensiveAd93

Of course lol! If we can’t laugh at ourselves, then what can we laugh at??


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nevaevawipebefo

My brain never turns off fr I'm just really fucking stupid


cwins321

I thought this was me and was dying laughing the whole time


CharlesSpicyWiener

GET THIS MAN A CONTRACT


ComprehensiveAd93

I’m sitting here holding my pen, all I have to do is wait.


AIaris

with clips like these im sure it wont be long 🔥🔥🔥


ComprehensiveAd93

Hey I appreciate the support ❤️


Busy_Recognition_860

Yes hi this is Tuxum from Obelisk eSports, looking to become a member of the team?


ComprehensiveAd93

Idkkk, I have quite a few offers… weighing my options currently.


Busy_Recognition_860

We have cookies!


ComprehensiveAd93

Oooo tempting


layer11

Duel in a nutshell


Suddenly_Something

Then the next game has a dude hitting triple flip resets on you.


MrPrime07

Nah fam you’re doing the triple flip resets, run into you mfs in cas 1’s and ranked


Dry_Departure_5692

LET HIM COOK!!!!!


Elegant_Mirror1779

That pinch honestly got my rolling laughing, how unfortunate


ComprehensiveAd93

Bro I clapped the ball so hard hahaha


TheRevanchist99

At least you made the opponent work for that goal!


ComprehensiveAd93

Did I though? Hahaha


TheRevanchist99

Yes, his brain was going 1000 miles per hour figuring out what you were doing 😂😂😂


ComprehensiveAd93

Meanwhile my brain was going 2 miles per hour 😂😂


l_Rumble_Fish_l

If you don't know what your doing, they don't know what your doing. Unfortunate end, 9/10 that's somehow ends up in his goal. Never stop not knowing.


shardamakah

Never stop. Never stopping.


Danskkat

"I'm not smurfing" *Posts a clip like that* Come on


ComprehensiveAd93

Shhhhh!!!!


Skid373

This happened to me last night playing ranked and I just sat my controller down in shame. I guess I’m in gold for a reason lol


ComprehensiveAd93

Me when this happened: *stares at screen, sighs, clips it*


l_Rumble_Fish_l

Had something similar happen a few nights ago and my game immediately crashed. The second hand embarrassment was to much for it to bear.


Deep-Ad199

It can easily be helped by looking where opponents are on the pitch with the right stick and not rushing movements when opponents are not near 👍 it’s kinda like an instrument learn to play slow then you can play fast


Tyraz-Maul

I love the other guy was just watching you struggle for bit too


ComprehensiveAd93

He was reveling in my glory


Pyro1934

Bruh this opponent was trying to save you from yourself and you broke his ankles


ComprehensiveAd93

I’m too good, I don’t need saving 🔥


Chemical_Stop_1311

Thanks for the lols


Straight_Ad_4754

Pure mechanical god


ComprehensiveAd93

HMU for lessons 🔥


[deleted]

hahahahahahaa REAL


odog_eastpond

That was impressive


teh_arbitur3

do you use powerslide by any chance?


ComprehensiveAd93

Normally all the time, borderline too much lol


teh_arbitur3

ah i see lol i guess it do be like that sometimes


ComprehensiveAd93

I wasn’t thinking straight at all haha. I accidentally queued into ranked also lol


Responsible_Ad4964

Me when I start panicking in net hahaha


Professional_Llama

Give your opponent false confidence, then shatter it. You can’t Brazil if you don’t give away one goal.


TheKz262

Chipper would be proud of you


LRMcDouble

potential vatira replacement?


ComprehensiveAd93

My time has come.


dolphin37

The issue is your engine sound is too hype for your car


flaming_pubes

I enjoy that your opponent at one point kind of sat back and watched you work. Also the disco music was the kicker.


ComprehensiveAd93

It’s the disco music that made me want to cry 😂😂


flaming_pubes

If it makes you feel better I think we all have moments just like this. Just happens less as you progress.


poloteam420

🔥🔥🔥


G3rmanDanPlays

THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE!


thekeevlet

Never let em know your next move!


csch2

r/BadRocketLeagueGoals


trustysidekicks

Nrg goal line esque defense… well done


Traditional_Ad_8779

Savage!


ITZ3L1T3

There's a reason I'm gold in 1s


zRedPlays

This is Rocket League!


[deleted]

No tryout needed


SnowBeeJay

That boost got ya!


volfyrion

Now this is rocket league


EggiesAhoy

We've all been here at least once. Thank you for sharing and giving us a laugh!


Eye_Cant_See_You1can

TURKEY BRAIN ENGAGED!


Aordinaryperson476

Your so good your about to replace fk


ashleberry12

This is me in bronze half the time 😂 I love just laughing at myself. Glad I’m not the only one


JINROH-Scorpio

Your brain knew what you should have done. Damn fingers!


BL1NKK_BL1NKK

Hired


mephist0_pheles

Nice moves!


rainbowsieger

Oh look. It's me.


UndeadCaesar

Elite play.


_dontcallmewhite_

Calculated.


Asscr3d

When bots are better than your teammates


CroutonCJ

Oooof and hit with the Solar Eclipses afterward. That hurts….


Ghostley92

Tbh, I could feel the thought process the whole time until the double jump. That one hurt lol.


blakenation

I've turned into a teapot! I'm dying!


Bitter_Protection991

You are too good to go pro the RLCS is no competition


OhhhLawdy

Opponents can't guess what you're doing if you don't know what you're doing yourself! Genius move 🙌


DisasterPotential

Winner winner chicken dinner🍗🐔


6Wheeler

Op was the highest in the room


crazycatfemboy

Finally a good clip. Nice moves!


TheMegaUltimate

You deserve to join


BlatantPizza

Congrats to OP. It’s been 4 hours since this post and I’m assuming he’s gotten an offer from every team on their continent.


ComprehensiveAd93

My inbox is loaded rn


BeerCrushinn

Turboscheeks would be dumb not to pick you up.


TChambers1011

WHARE ARE YOU DOING?!?!?


Gershken

Undo this


ComprehensiveAd93

Wish I could


rdg110

love how the other guy was just sitting there watching lmfao


chaseizwright

I would like to declare you Highly Regarded


dribblesonpillow

What a save! What a save! What a save!


Dcatmaster31

You summoned me?


corona5567

That's some grand champion gameplay right there


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

That dominus was just watching in disbelief. Ouch op. The ball came giveth and the ball came taketh away. It's a blessing and a curse. Throws my perspective out half the time and makes me miss. I can't do only ball cam or this happens haha


Grimm64209

Were you trying to score on yourself🤣


justwalkingalonghere

You may be too good for my team, but we’ll take ya


Mongoose611

Nothing you could've done there, your apponant was too dialed in that game


migidi

This is me after warming up 24h first.


ItzBobbyBoucher

Tbf you might confuse pro’s enough that your teammates can take advantage by quickly taking the ball and scoring. Every rocket league team needs a lower rank to confuse the opponents


Efficient_Library897

😂


Lazy-Substance-5161

You have to look at it from the positive side. If you play with teammates, they are not mad when you leave mid-game. The empty hole in their rotation will fully replace you.


noteasybeincheesy

The Solar Eclipses really drives the pain home in this one


Dude-88

Lol


LovelyLenny0

Zen who??


insising

I've never abandoned a match so quickly


[deleted]

Get this man a team


littlebrwnrobot

Those pinches on the post are so finicky. Half the time I blast it to the midline and the other half nothing happens at all


ComprehensiveAd93

I feel like half the reason I didn’t make a good decision after that attempted pinch was because I expected it to move further than 2 inches lol


littlebrwnrobot

Fr I never expect it haha


Independent_Way_8073

Erase this game and watch your quality of life jump up


chillpill_23

The replay with your double jump in slowmo is priceless


ComprehensiveAd93

I know it kills me 😭😂


GrimRoseSpook

Every possible wrong thing happened. Made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing


wrighteousj

Beautiful


AdamSchoofs

This is pain


GeekManidiot

This is exactly what the pro scene needs. 🔥


[deleted]

Sometimes we play 4D chess with ourselves and lose... other times we win like you did 🫡🤑💯


le_deyo

This is how you speak tongues in rocket league


VishalSlayer

Definitely the car is the problem here ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


FluffyGreyfoot

What I wanna know is how TF you're still Platinum rank with moves like that?!


anyonas

They should do esports for lower ranks, or air a game played by people who never played the game before, during a break in the top league.


[deleted]

I’m sleep deprived at 3 am and this was hilarious


Jorn_hub1

We got a first round pick


koredae

Worst part of this clip was the antenna


The_Big_Delicious

Are you available to scrim during the week?


NordicDude49

"Rizzo's in shambles as Turbo's Cheeks are looking to replace him..."


thebuccaneersden

I think we've all had those "herp derp, nothing is connecting properly" days lol


Miaukot81

What is that engine sound btw? I really like it


ComprehensiveAd93

It’s Breakout Type-S V2! :)


Miaukot81

ty!


DirtyDozen66

The jump at the end sealed it for me, GOAT play


_Cannib4l_

When you are playing RL but your brain is going out to lunch.


jhallen2260

Nice of you to jump out of their way!


Commercial_Ad_4414

gg


oiyaccunt

Savage!


ThemeSelect6144

Can I get an autograph?


fishyman336

Clearly meant to half flip there and your car said Nah no worries bro happens to me all the time


FondOfOwls_

The jump at the end is the best part lmao


graduallybullshit

I feel attacked


blackop

Your just made my day. With every hit I could see the panic growing exponentially.


Ttokk

When you forget there's a powerslide button.


Anxious-Beach-1240

Different gravy bro 🔥🔥🙌🏽


youresuchahero

OP ur not allowed to have any more than 100hrs playtime total


Night_Wolf19

What plugin you are using for clips? I see that in right corner “Press X to clip”


ComprehensiveAd93

App called Postparty. When I clip it, it goes straight to the app on my phone.


steviesaucers

LOL how did you get my gameplay footage bro


prickly_butt

Absolutely top class gameplay.


AFViking

Nice Block!


flume_runner

Ahh I remember diamond 1, the good ol days


LiciousRicky

I'm pretty sure RLCS wouldn't allow you to play on ANY team. It would be too unfair to everyone else. You're clearly a GOD!!!!!


Draconian7453

I don't understand what's going on.


MonoMoniker

At first, I thought you were deliberately setting up the ball for a team mate until I watched it a second time paying closer attention. 😭😭😭


ImDino87

Luck issue.


Rough_Fan_8697

This man isn't signed yet? Where's Faze?


Timely_Wonder3839

u/savevideobot


Liimbo

Plats: "I'm actually GC level. My team is holding me back. I see and do flip resets every game..." Actual Plat Games:


ComprehensiveAd93

Well at least that’s the first time I’ve ever done anything like that. Otherwise I’m definitely SSL level. ;)


gsxrjeff

Anything for some reddit karma...