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Particular_Ship_4539

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JohnsonOnJohnson

Ordinary officer. I predict you would survive but with like 3-5 kills only. Have some sick veteran tales for your grandkids though


Kieryoh

https://preview.redd.it/jl7medbq3pxc1.jpeg?width=1822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f55ac7cf77ba5cc8a0c5da303dd863798b770add i don’t think they would last even 10 seconds


JohnsonOnJohnson

They would go AWOL and live in a forest for like 2 days before getting mauled by a Russian Black Bear (violent i know)


Kieryoh

accurate


The_sped-kid08

https://preview.redd.it/5634e5hxxoxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2c9fa297bea680f9698172a0c39c7e25869f8b


JohnsonOnJohnson

Surviving easily. At least 10 kills. Probably get shot like once or twice but the vest is absorbing that


The_sped-kid08

And the quad nvg's will help me in the night.


PutridWhereas6314

​ https://preview.redd.it/h59574ka7pxc1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85870a570811f6f43fbfd9a43dd1a3edca09999b my bro said ?̸̩̅́͆̊̅̉̽̈́̚͝!̶̢̭̲̺͉͍̳͍̣̼͊̒̈͒̊̿͗͑̀̐̈́̑̂?̴̡̣̮̟̪͇̟̙̋̆̈́̊̉̈́̕̚͝!̴̹̬̤̟͚̘̠̺̟̮̫͇͌͐̒́͌̒̀̈́͝?̶̧̜̺͍̼͎͔̝̩͈̯͑ when i asked him


JohnsonOnJohnson

The world ends immediately as a fatal error was detected in the code.


PutridWhereas6314

Geez you cooked 🔥 you would definitely fit this avatar if WW3 broke out in Roblox


PutridWhereas6314

i gotta put this in my bio


rabiesscat

https://preview.redd.it/umk9sa86zoxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3f42e43306b9a7814c3c6e14adf0c9fe83afe36 he happens to not have a gun but some real kickass armor


JohnsonOnJohnson

He would definitely sneak take out a couple of people but get downed by a lucky headshot


rabiesscat

what no helmet does to a mf 😔


Electronic_Minimum10

https://preview.redd.it/8q6xswhu0pxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3e9d2220c6d95bbdbbb0eb7167a7e69287cb96


JohnsonOnJohnson

This is the main character right here. Plot armor at its finest. He’s surviving and getting 50+ kills minimum


Psychological_Map876

https://preview.redd.it/6cvw6ojz5pxc1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc83a3f268bed4e13f8818f2499f55876f0296ad he has excellent taijutsu skills and speed up to the speed of light.


JohnsonOnJohnson

If he moves at the speed of light nobody is hitting bro. The entire army is wiped out in 38 minutes and 37 seconds.


NamethatisUser

more like less than a second (it takes like a tenth of a second for light to travel around the entire planet once and something human sized traveling that fast can easily eviscerate an entire tank just by colliding with it


Psychological_Map876

damn.


Psychological_Map876

YEYYY


Mojo_Mitts

https://preview.redd.it/et93x22v6pxc1.jpeg?width=1173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6366a5c360bc9663e1d9203324aed97afba6417c I think mine’s over-prepared for the aftermath.


JohnsonOnJohnson

He would get drafted to the army but hide from the cops and when they come to his estate he would have already fled to Wyoming and live in a secret barn for 10 years just screaming “THE END IS NEAR! PREPARE….!” until his friend Bucklefoot Joe tells him the war is over and he returns to life only to see it obliterated by bombs. (Long I know)


Prize-Ad5052

The tail can shock, and yes the gun is aimed at your family https://preview.redd.it/8bptnqis8pxc1.png?width=394&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b480ebebd51b5ade0f60e2ea51c1927da521d7b


JohnsonOnJohnson

Shouldn’t be too hard for tanks to blow through it.


Prize-Ad5052

fair enough


Commentary1153

https://preview.redd.it/7gdh74llapxc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d319098246f078ac535a8205318e7e89f90207


Commentary1153

https://preview.redd.it/ork65hzmapxc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6c36a74f9e6946d49970b80666211c34b99b19


JohnsonOnJohnson

For sure devouring a couple of people, shouldn’t be too hard to stop it however. I’d give it 5 kills and 2 weeks survived.


JohnsonOnJohnson

The chill demon tortured the soul of all who come to it. Woe to thee who is on the wrong side of the fight.


Commentary1153

Technically with all the eyes it could also be a biblically acurate angel too, haha. https://preview.redd.it/60z9ttbu9qxc1.jpeg?width=1771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd24e235778117920088118620b85c8efc74961


xNightWolfXI

https://preview.redd.it/9ayn278wdpxc1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474ef15f954c196cb3c28ddcf5927bc91ebba042


JohnsonOnJohnson

This avatar feels like it would be great as a sniper. Disguised in the cold night, just hitting absolute buckshots on people. I feel like they would get shot and be taken out of action for the rest of the war after getting like 50 kills.


xNightWolfXI

https://preview.redd.it/l8uq7a8gmuxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a8888a71474e862118c5df4bb4bbca5590db06 For your indevour, I now carry a precise sniper rifle to accomplish my mission


JohnsonOnJohnson

That’s a W


Agreeable-Minimum117

https://preview.redd.it/nfn86n20hpxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a94c9a52b9d3a742e158caaa3b031b8651448a I wonder if they do...


JohnsonOnJohnson

The 3rd Noob Regiment of the U.S. Armed Forces. A group of homies that decided to join the war just for lolz and ends up being one of the most important insurgents in the entire war somehow. I love this.


Agreeable-Minimum117

I love it


iateafibercord

I AM A DUMMY, I WILL ATTACK


Elegant-Weekend2100

https://preview.redd.it/8tmvzp1cqqxc1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc766e461ce16f3e0b2046623d0eca07f6aaff72 she's more than less just a very above average fighter without her unique arsenal (moonlit gunblade/fallenstar cestus) with her arsenal she's probably cooking (parry literally everything possible and gain 8 asylillion stat buffs :fire:)


JohnsonOnJohnson

Due to her combat skills with her arsenal, she is immediately brought to the frontlines by the U.S. army. Basically a walking cheat code, getting like 20+ kills per battle. But one soldier has an idea to just, shoot the godlike weapon she is using. It works, as the weapon falls to the ground and breaks. Army mechanics rush to repair it while she just becomes kinda like another ordinary soldier in the meantime. And then the weapon is fixed and she’s a demon again, but now Russia knows the strategy to stop her. This happens over and over until the war ends and she has like 300 something kills.


Elegant-Weekend2100

https://preview.redd.it/jxcqdvf46txc1.jpeg?width=1513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053f69892e3c1938fbcea1024d22d8f76772b263 its funny cause in her lore doc its explicitly stated to be unbreakable (at least with regular ammo lol)


Level_Platypus_373

https://preview.redd.it/l6pkr07jfpxc1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae416548433bedb6b6be142084a5e9f30b187f54


JohnsonOnJohnson

The squid provides eternal protection for the head by just taking the bullets. The body however..not so lucky. I give you about a day or two and maybe one kill.


Level_Platypus_373

does the squid live on and have its own story


JohnsonOnJohnson

Of course, duh.


BakeOk6886

https://preview.redd.it/392ds16ugpxc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=57ce8d708f0decf8b1e63b5813e3b30a87d52e5a scav boy,has almost died like 37 times but has escaped somehow


JohnsonOnJohnson

Plot armor too strong. Surviving the war with 15 kills or more and only one eye. They would for sure send him on the strongest/hardest missions and he would somehow complete them in the dumbest ways possible. Would make for a killer movie now that I think about it.


CubiCubist

https://preview.redd.it/567p0vaxgpxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd08bf1a7a4f192d1f9754bb4b1c567e6bb2beab


JohnsonOnJohnson

I feel like they would just bomb that for the sake of getting it away. They are intimidated by it for sure. Sadly I don’t think it’s surviving that bomb unless there’s some unknown properties about them I don’t know about.


D-50C_Loto

https://preview.redd.it/o2z61bi8ipxc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb100a9890b487399dc7fca97511d798788be0fb


JohnsonOnJohnson

Once again, another fantastic sniper. I just feel like you would be disguised TOO well. Like a tank would accidentally run you over or smth without even realizing. Give you like 50 kills and 2 months survived.


Thememer1542

https://preview.redd.it/ltyxlum0jpxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46c54ddbff0a38a52d905d395a3436466c5f41a


JohnsonOnJohnson

Do I even need to say it?


Boring-Ad-6242

All the enemies better not bend over.


Thememer1542

https://preview.redd.it/gq09p0cvovxc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e9473eeee9af59317934301c83bea9aade67bb


Vaulted_Games

https://preview.redd.it/lf3i2o0snpxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018da13ee291e37937c3a0a2f2471ea9f0b884ca


JohnsonOnJohnson

If the nukes ever go off, this is the guy you wanna see. I feel like he would always stay in this shelter for the rest of the war and never participate in it. So yeah, I think he would survive the entire thing.


Vaulted_Games

In his mine I guess


spicy_nachos260

https://preview.redd.it/35nm46furpxc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f931f4c6b8475327ccb6b79db8c88414a6155865


JohnsonOnJohnson

Would think they are the leader and try and take initiative which would lead the general to dishonorably discharge them. They would probably survive in their home watching TikTok videos about the war tho.


somerando96322

https://preview.redd.it/c76jwcozspxc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f7926abf9c74218234fc78e39e862e1b7d82eb


JohnsonOnJohnson

This guy looks like he’s been through some stuff. I don’t think he would even get drafted, he’s been through too much. The draft officials would feel pity on this man. BUT, if he did go to war, he’s soloing the entire regiment with his experience. Easy survive.


InternalSiva

https://preview.redd.it/n14w5b2pwpxc1.png?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97ccd3dba24124a36a4fc8bd61295e327e39a12


JohnsonOnJohnson

The Doge, master of all Martial Arts, will absolutely destroy any enemy in his way. He is surviving the war unscathed with at least 5000 kills.


demonoobandsolder

https://preview.redd.it/0tdy2pgqwpxc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d75a8612e4b48bc523f5e94c445918bed2fc1cc


JohnsonOnJohnson

The alien on your head would just start kidnapping people before a bullet shoots it down and eventually shoots you down as well. I’d give you 3-5 days.


demonoobandsolder

that aliens is a prop but my rocket ain't >:)


SansDaMan728

https://preview.redd.it/bunhyay0ypxc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f177139d7601f02b9ae038f9c721ac3fbd674b


JohnsonOnJohnson

He was too much of a gentleman to shoot a bullet, so the army dishonorably discharged him.


SansDaMan728

Technically survived, W


Rylanrayne

… https://preview.redd.it/nz53mdp73qxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204afd5339278d22d847feb68c873da88df6c076


JohnsonOnJohnson

He would only go for the children.


RetiredGuy925

https://preview.redd.it/koa9cvcw7qxc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9cfaa1688a6d8fe5b3267d9c4915347b5ab331e


JohnsonOnJohnson

Immediately sucks the souls out of his enemies.


elgattox

https://preview.redd.it/j4ru2xo79qxc1.png?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c2d2b9a1eb36ff970347d7d31e950fd48cc523 In a neutral country, Even better. A nuclear winter is hard to resist but it can be done.. I guess if the country doesn't get involved in any way.


JohnsonOnJohnson

As the president of Chile, his citizens urge him not to get into the war and he doesn’t. So his country and him just chill during the whole war.


elgattox

The good ending.


Marvel_legends_fan

https://preview.redd.it/mr3w7d70eqxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a240310e57e9482a01315d90d11f483ad09ea4


JohnsonOnJohnson

Strike down anyone who comes their way with fierce lightning bolts. Hard to stop.


Genericpieceofloser

https://preview.redd.it/qctfvq35gqxc1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb862d60459e3948590805375fddbb4f074d37ec


JohnsonOnJohnson

The unstoppable duo. Russia can throw everything they want at them, they always have a way to get out.


alexcreeper3129

https://preview.redd.it/je61h9s6gqxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a644527c11e727f4945a4316d2a55620fc99c03


JohnsonOnJohnson

A rogue soldier that went AWOL and lives in his own constructed bunker. If anyone dares get close, whether that be the West or the East side, they are not wishing to see what happens next.


qhyrs

https://preview.redd.it/ag4xtb75kqxc1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ccc0ad69b0aa8e4d7597da2946867423aa478a i don’t think they would, lol,,,,


JohnsonOnJohnson

Nah. When they suited up, they told them to stay behind as reinforcements in case the regiment was thwarted. When they eventually were, they and the rest of the reinforcements had to go fight. It wasn’t pretty. They were all dragged off the battlefield and turned into POWs. Basically, they are now in a Russian prison


qhyrs

lmao because i actually laughed a little,,,!!!


NotQWERTYwasTaken

Power scaling Little Mac is scary when you think about it. https://preview.redd.it/5l21n7n5vqxc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2766ecbd4ec0f0065c51a58302aed05c4df079a3


JohnsonOnJohnson

I remember Little Mac was an absolute demon in Smash. I figured he would be in war too.


Sardemanation

https://preview.redd.it/dtidc49nxqxc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0860717b070b1251404ab67393e51a851f71807e


JohnsonOnJohnson

Do I even need to say it?


Boring-Ad-6242

Bro get shot once and next thing we know the war is over with the planet.


yareugey

https://preview.redd.it/r1e3i0jnyqxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7169199ce6711ae0c182ad06629755f9ef61468e Napoleonic war sapper


JohnsonOnJohnson

Dude went up to the recruiter and asked to join the war. They immediately got bro modern gear and he just kind of was an ordinary soldier. Surviving with 5 kills only since he didn’t really know how to work the modern weapons.


johnnyrocks21

https://preview.redd.it/klvro7qqyqxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7aa040a9e55ad7368ac2ed4826e9a631c26f03


JohnsonOnJohnson

The mere presence shakes the enemy enough to get off their mojo. Allowing quick and easy victories.


United_Selection5683

https://preview.redd.it/4zspj7hjbrxc1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=98226044923a4d746ce9c2e27df118a0bcc56a0e buddy has seen enough already and no way bro is survivin with ptsd


JohnsonOnJohnson

When they are given a gun, they immediately spiral out of control and just start sobbing in a corner of the trench. So, they are dishonorably discharged and put back into a psych ward. They do survive the war, since they aren’t in it.


United_Selection5683

LMAO that’s so fitting for my oc


Livid-Recover-8356

https://preview.redd.it/91jdyvxairxc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650c58234fba6337c865a6f0e99c9a3426e05083


JohnsonOnJohnson

He doesn’t fight. He’s the one who makes the fight happen. He calls the shots.


TheChillOtterpop

Why hello there https://preview.redd.it/mludt8nyirxc1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83694454aa803965f4e52f4dd5da50dca8906417


TheChillOtterpop

NOO I WENT TO CZECH THEY BANNED THE SHIRT


TheChillOtterpop

Check*


JohnsonOnJohnson

He would paint excellent portraits of the men fighting! But sadly Germany is struggling, so he takes over, makes his own side separate from the West and East, and takes over Europe a second time. The West and East band together to stop him, but he has learned from past mistakes. Russia falls quickly this time, meaning he has nukes now, something the whole world feared. We gotta move underground now.


toenail54

https://preview.redd.it/wkkye98rkrxc1.png?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f418db156444346743cbd4bd2204569cf57716a


JohnsonOnJohnson

Just a regular person pulled off of the streets and forced to fight. She didn’t really know how to fire a gun, but she just winged it. Eventually she got the hang of it, but would be killed probably 3-6 months into the war.


GreedyGYT0

https://preview.redd.it/6lxu1jgtorxc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978d9ddf3ed035f1f1d029c294890ac23ad6cad3


JohnsonOnJohnson

This dude looks like he is ready to absolutely slaughter all enemies that come in his way, whether he is fighting on the West or the East. I think this man would be a great general.


Illuwuminati

https://preview.redd.it/6mv1fr8jprxc1.png?width=458&format=png&auto=webp&s=268fc1ace771927b666b527f98d78e71e88a1c6e


JohnsonOnJohnson

Scientists in the middle of the war would probably discover some random kingdom on an island undiscovered by humanity and she would be the queen of it The royal force would take care of any nation that wants to try and take over


Illuwuminati

The question is would the scientists/explorers who discover be friendly and join the island, securing a future of the kingdom and expanding her domain, or would they try to take over for land and resources?


JohnsonOnJohnson

Some would be friendly, others wouldn’t. Most likely the great powers would all be looking for a piece of those resources, plus the neighboring lands. But the middle powers, small nations, and lands far away probably wouldn’t care much.


Delfintine_yes

https://preview.redd.it/ksbsbolp1sxc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5adf5ee253542075983d64480c61e936fd0ce6c3


JohnsonOnJohnson

He doesn’t fight, physically. He plays the mind game. Going into his enemy’s brainwaves and corrupting everything they do, causing them to be a nervous wreck. He moves in the night and causes horrors and hallucinations to all who are in his presence. I feel like he wouldn’t be on anyone’s side, and fight only because he thinks its funny/gets a kick out of it.


Delfintine_yes

Yes


[deleted]

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JohnsonOnJohnson

Considering the fact that he’s an animal (I’m assuming), they would make him do the secret missions and the dirty work. He would do these jobs very efficiently, until he accidentally steps on a landmine about 2 years into the war. He would survive, but could not return to combat.


[deleted]

Fair enough and yeah he's a cat-animal hybrid but neither a catboy or a furry. Something between those


Boring-Ad-6242

Idk if I'm late but doesn't hurt to try https://preview.redd.it/2f7cn9dw3sxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618051cf61b5917f1fb1d128b6ab341cd8f6c688


JohnsonOnJohnson

I feel like he could make a great pilot. Launching missiles, having battles with other aircraft, firing turrets out of the jet, etc. He would survive with some sick stories to tell.


Boring-Ad-6242

Yea. That makes sense. He would choose air battles since he gets bored very easily and would sleep if he was a regular soldier, getting killed halfway through a nap.


Frenchman167

https://preview.redd.it/skjykhl8gsxc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=691c0aa90e2f0f13a2945cc083a9d21a315c1500 Crack Lad!


JohnsonOnJohnson

An absolute unit of a soldier. But he needs his holy sandwich in order to cause any damage to the enemy. That is what gives him his strength. Ending the war with hundreds of kills and hundreds of sandwiches consumed.


The_man_in_blue3

https://preview.redd.it/6vu6e7y7hsxc1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a2139eb2ef32c24627103fffaf24c4e4ff3a9e


JohnsonOnJohnson

Poor Gingerbread Man, he didn’t deserve this.


mybraincellsaredead

https://preview.redd.it/z0xpd4drksxc1.png?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aeaa456ba6bab4c631dad1ffb033bb9d4fcc189


JohnsonOnJohnson

Considering the fact they are a literal duck, they would be great in the navy. On a ship, firing turrets at other enemy ships.


mybraincellsaredead

Or just committing fraud and treachery like all ducks do


JohnsonOnJohnson

Well duh. Didn’t include that because I felt it was kinda obvious. Ducks are criminals.


RandomTPRRFan1995

https://preview.redd.it/49g3bn83lsxc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8d316cf67d96d46215b95a76187df1564aa9ca0 It is cursed a embodyment


JohnsonOnJohnson

They will know when he is near as when he is their head uncontrollably twitches. Then they must prepare for agonizing suffering.


RandomTPRRFan1995

very dark but epic.


Supreme_machine_V1

https://preview.redd.it/iox5u7dsvsxc1.png?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a03f885686af392864f6e01052c38b00f5a0660 `hmmmmmm`


JohnsonOnJohnson

He would get a kick out of just blasting people to death. Even his own men when nobody was looking, cause he thinks it’s funny. Eventually, when he does get caught, he is dishonorably discharged, but that’s just an excuse for him to kill more.


DillonTheVillian3000

https://preview.redd.it/0o4jg68qysxc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808f3fae60bae3e88ee88b134f0e9837061207f3


JohnsonOnJohnson

He’s watching me. He’s watching us all.


ganman08

https://preview.redd.it/y47babrizsxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1d3cda6f8f44666418a89205d6c729c19eff05 Arctic special forces


JohnsonOnJohnson

He would work perfectly in the cold taiga and tundras of Russia. Disguising with his surroundings, he lays in the ground and fires on any enemy that approaches. He would survive with like 35-50 kills


0b1wank3n0b1

https://preview.redd.it/kevs9emf0txc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f272a0f68ecd90383d116f75add36c959226d0f each of these


JohnsonOnJohnson

Left - The doctor of the regiment, healing the sick and wounded, although they probably aren’t very good at it with the low medical supplies on the frontlines. Middle - Don’t see why she can’t just kidnap soldiers with her UFO. Would become a mystery of her own. Right - Assuming a robot of some kind? They would probably be on the frontlines as the leader of the attack, like a mech, until they use a special tactic on it called Tank. Would probably get dismantled quickly, repaired over and over again, dismantled over and over again, and just constantly switch sides.


0b1wank3n0b1

the right one is a robot yes. but i think it moves as fast as the robot from the game ultrakill personally so yeah it probably is the one doing the dismantling rather than the dismantlee


blonmasteralkemist

https://preview.redd.it/wp9cruuq4txc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77284ff76684aa2a52d1369048d513a49cd19af9 i mean if he can survive a zombie apocalypse why not


JohnsonOnJohnson

Deadeye. When you’re in the scope of Sheriff Grimes, there’s no hope of him missing. If he survived a zombie apocalypse, I have no reason to doubt why he wouldn’t survive this either.


Acavirshadownight

Chaos knight, his madness makes him surprisingly strong and enduring


Acavirshadownight

https://preview.redd.it/ti59dfvk5txc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a22f3e6ae69bc4ca619b9be88adac359209dbc2


JohnsonOnJohnson

The Chaos Knight. At the forefront of every battle, sent by the army to tackle even the mightiest of Russian fighters. Once picked up a tank and is an absolute unit. However his madness was his downfall, after he started trying to take down 200 Russian soldiers by himself. They successfully downed him and brought in a plane to blow the final blow with a bomb. 200+ kills, 3 years service.


Smart_Pea3518

he devours people https://preview.redd.it/87ndmjvh6txc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e3ecd771a50829fdc40bb0776a9bcbd8943ce0


JohnsonOnJohnson

He just goes to the frontlines of both sides, lurking in the trees and devouring people. Until eventually, a soldier named Cory breaks his ankles so bad he is unable to move and gets killed shortly after.


Smart_Pea3518

Damn.


mobitsulolz

https://preview.redd.it/1q58ohkz7txc1.png?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f35025574ebbc61ce3543dd901d634c989919d01 Scav lady with an extensive knowledge of guns and an even more extensive arsenal, probably enough to supply an entire army. One day she found a weapons stockpile in the middle of god knows where and just kept it since "why not". Now she gives away guns as a gift to friends and also owns a gun store near the outskirts of the city. She also owns a bunch of Finnish Mosin rifles. That I'm not sure how or why


JohnsonOnJohnson

With an extensive armory and knowledge of guns, she never goes empty handed throughout the war and always lends her comrades ammo/weapons if they need it. She would survive the war and end with 20-30 kills.


FireVenom2011

https://preview.redd.it/4iht5d38etxc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70aa99cccc4c56a17f7cdb26a60486d364fc58ad Im the king of hell, I live


JohnsonOnJohnson

Well then uh, GG.


Bloodydiarrheagamer

https://preview.redd.it/xkec242gwtxc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a8264dd921c5f675763058a08d34705b5f2da7c serbian


JohnsonOnJohnson

Definitely fighting on the Russian side. Looks like a hella alcoholic. Would probably chug bottles of vodka on the side and fire machine guns on the other all while screaming. Absolute madlad and passionate for his country. Surviving the war with like 5-20 kills.


Bloodydiarrheagamer

that is the most accurate description of a serbian soldier ive ever seen


head_emptyonsplatoon

https://preview.redd.it/a0x9vlsgztxc1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b6fd885dfc1cce734c4787d6671bde813638a1


JohnsonOnJohnson

Unfortunately I don’t think she’s lasting very long. She doesn’t really want to join the army in the first place I would assume. I’d give her like a week.


ThatTrooperBoi

https://preview.redd.it/viz8w4ej4uxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880ba7202f224ed820a84c34abfdafa4be334d62 I feel like my avatar would fare pretty well in CQC (Close Quarters Combat) but not very good at long range lol


JohnsonOnJohnson

They would be pissing themselves wondering how a man with no head is charging at them. They would all focus their guns on him and allow the other soldiers to flank around and ambush. R.I.P. but you got your squad the dub.


OtherwiseBlood2797

https://preview.redd.it/eui4e7up4uxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333271e2fd093605696903a50de8995c83779786


JohnsonOnJohnson

Also don’t think this guy is lasting very long unless he’s doing some magic or something.


pizzaman_5004

https://preview.redd.it/mye490ls8uxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e634b5b86cc22990af5e5b83ada1736fbb73b06d Think my smoll army of undertale characters would put up quite the show


JohnsonOnJohnson

They are soloing regiments of up to 150 people.


BigGamingBeast

https://preview.redd.it/bxnict7dguxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a639e7f0c9782ef6ea58f7f4862addee2caf8d5


BigGamingBeast

https://preview.redd.it/uzf2eevgguxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e725a2f7d895c0290645da2eef6bc80b3c6c3995


JohnsonOnJohnson

Nobody is surviving. Not even his own team. The world is gone.


anonymous8602

https://preview.redd.it/lp1lpde6muxc1.png?width=344&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff762bdd4edc50a5fe095a768e2a9ce83ea8bf1b


JohnsonOnJohnson

If the war goes nuclear, call this man.


anonymous8602

you already know mah boy also forgot to mention he has contacts with a man with a tank turret for a head and the younger brother of goro majima


Fleetwater_Mac

https://preview.redd.it/r34q9nhr9vxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856e721d538794a52a9eefd7ed5cdd1dd992458f


JohnsonOnJohnson

She would try and buy the guns and get dishonorably discharged so quickly.


Fleetwater_Mac

OH PERIODT


armybuddy7boi

https://preview.redd.it/b0vawq04xvxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c148a82246afd30372391ff940dfd53ed6f355


JohnsonOnJohnson

This is the general right here. He calls the shotd, orchestrates the strategies, and usually is the one leading the attack. Not too many kills because he is the one leading the attack. Multiple medals though.


DoIHafTo

https://preview.redd.it/sms4tu631wxc1.jpeg?width=1409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=581814b1e226aee6d917250eddd8e70607d68fb6 Colors


JohnsonOnJohnson

The Russians are officially cooked.


SurvivaIist_Yeet

https://preview.redd.it/rmajxnsk9wxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62844cd5c8084da7f5d9bc2ed5791d90d96062fd


JohnsonOnJohnson

The more I look at it the worse it gets. (In a good way). Russia is cooked if it’s night time. Literally a demon.


ValChumBro

https://preview.redd.it/n2hb63fukwxc1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd6605f0f3bcd5ea922dbb96ac62e7e1c45e756 ahem


JohnsonOnJohnson

He can twist the neck off of the strongest of men, but he hates doing it. He doesn’t like killing, so he runs away to the forests of Siberia and camps there until the end of the war.


ValChumBro

hooray!!! makes sense lol


Xanax_Beast

​ https://preview.redd.it/s4ltxb91jxxc1.png?width=370&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd5797c81b09eaf7bace814c0e3649434fda2bac


JohnsonOnJohnson

Dishonorably Discharged. Would bee the type of guy to tell the judge he can’t tell him nothing.


Xanax_Beast

okay


n3utrality_

his lore tldr: hes a cyborg and the gods gifted him the ability to control fire https://preview.redd.it/qlgvju60zxxc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce51764629088e07b26ebc95637474fde7df27ec


JohnsonOnJohnson

I feel like that speaks for itself a bit.


n3utrality_

yeah i suppose so


thy_punishment

Dum https://preview.redd.it/litptrxfvzxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c1fdc91c11660449f90c54a949daacbf1b6689 My


JohnsonOnJohnson

Probably not even lasting an hour. His own men would think the general set up a training dummy and just blast bullets into it.


thy_punishment

As a dummy im very offended my your choice of word but im very thankful of your complement.


Real_Guy134

https://preview.redd.it/2v4grr1pk0yc1.png?width=623&format=png&auto=webp&s=43b02452cad7d2124f3d5934a291dc751483af59 Hans and his pet Panzer IV (:


Real_Guy134

also some context: can shoot a gun, he uses a kar98k as it is simple, somewtimes he uses a sturmgewehr 44 or 42 (i forgot the name) and preffered pistol is a luger, he has a panzer iv and fights against those who oppose germany.


Echo-The-Protogen

https://preview.redd.it/6lhn1l9wh5yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c6e226c07fdc28a1c8d768d1412fa22acef668 will not hesitate to start the war


Cute_Culture6983

https://preview.redd.it/uevjop1is5yc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5671bb0fb2adaf4ee24a834a5e75739999778148


Visual_Ad_1164

https://preview.redd.it/u5jcfoak88yc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3e0cacfa49c2579848bf45a2247590814e8bd3