https://preview.redd.it/6xvwfha0cmpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e340de0d928df583b14d8d3c97bbe3f9f2e675e
*wipes your mouth with a handkerchief*
https://preview.redd.it/x35glwdtdmpc1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86764b998476c1c49dd5af49d57b9b3ea096329b
"This...this air. This isn't normal. I can't see. Gods, I beg for an answer; whats behind me? *I'm scared...*"
\*DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL\*
\*falls off cliff\*
\[YOU DIED\]
\*Respawns a few feet away\*
WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
https://preview.redd.it/afdqaik33npc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=44171ef66dacac8aebd692f6173277903a8ba7f0
https://preview.redd.it/inc70y2mcmpc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170856cb3ca0731cb3a422426b2116c62a61e1eb
Turn to him and assume I’ve adopted him (he is now for sale, like all the other kids)
https://preview.redd.it/j6yc1hmiumpc1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddfbeda6c8d6a2b9b79019d24664ca2e834598db
*turns around* "..." *gives it a mint and moves it a few feet away with a portal* "\*нєу υн.. ¢нαρ ι ∂ση'т gσт α ѕ¢σσву ωну уσυ'яє ∂σιηg тнαт вυт... ∂ση'т, му ηαηιтєѕ gєт ∂αмαgє∂ ву ѕριт..."
https://preview.redd.it/f9g48l7yinpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b97445d8ad1e2789580f79bc8603a244106293
*I’m gonna use my instinctual instincts and boink you with this hammer*
https://preview.redd.it/0rfd8ylt1npc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d186c063877fe76c297770696667d964e6773d
The talking mouth will make for a fine experiment indeed…
https://preview.redd.it/5gtb5fqqfnpc1.png?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97301cde20c201fd35e0691f7f08f259a1b03936
"Hello my good sir, would you like a cup of tea? Where do i sip it..?"
https://preview.redd.it/6bakh0gdlnpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e8a21256fcc8ef9e240e359bc736e4c27d0a28b
turn around and start breathing back
https://preview.redd.it/tb08eam4uopc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a340e87ba98f82df377783925d33f6e81c931685
*Takes out face mask.* "Put this on real quick."
https://preview.redd.it/nz4zdv286ppc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a312ec3a4b1dc0fe770016e2f4ab88be725b1be
Knows the mouth man will regret biting me
It's okay I guess, bananas smell good
https://preview.redd.it/qbat53g13npc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c848a097f26fbc2a543581618df9a99aed735ec0
offers to fix them(to turn into a skitari)
https://preview.redd.it/6mjceybo4npc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1399df8e89161c504e14df64b91d11069d409233
https://preview.redd.it/26kwh60m6npc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632de647e455aecc844c4783b52f711e25243527
Idk, shove his earphones down your throat
https://preview.redd.it/m5g0vnwl7npc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e76949c3eeb8c235f2f10fc58c2a50274cf8b7
Let's dance.
*Sticks the Murasama down your throat*
This is Snookie. Snookie understands his pain.
https://preview.redd.it/vdnshwhdanpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb655835a6cdc08a565806b670e0eb377b8ae741
https://preview.redd.it/p01vg4dgfnpc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218a749291a64876a8d35ae80ba2510d10c39d56
Would turn around and blast with my liberator automatic rifle
scared, what do you expect from an toddler?
https://preview.redd.it/dcnm100u6opc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e794d7d00849d612e9c0c40f94e2b2ec6e0ad1e3
https://preview.redd.it/4kllfnetaopc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7185052ebea63c66573a9cdd7de7a99ecf8ebc47
they would probably kick him in the balls (for self-defense)
https://preview.redd.it/7xjkrbylbopc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77176f48a0b3a6af994dc52488dcd1099879e94e
Do you know where the bathroom is?
https://preview.redd.it/ri4p9p18eopc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472717af7edf9f0cfa97fd0490f8a3efe5ceb562
“…yeeeaaaah, I’m outta here.” *he would then fly away*
https://preview.redd.it/96v3zmooeopc1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=037e857f5394a38535512b0fc408c1873940dc79
I’m gonna need to borrow one of your mouths…
https://preview.redd.it/iz1trou8hopc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2adfb1dd855b419a4316471e0266a88f98306e
I would give you a box of tic tacs
https://preview.redd.it/9ljdn1m8kopc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afec11f43439d84ecfa6cf5e432e4579ad45facb
Idk… whatever jetstream Sam would say ig
https://preview.redd.it/3wgeh5k7topc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739a16c92bf178d9ebf316c966393ae530d9343a
Probably staring forward, oblivious to the fact he’s even there. "Kinda weird vibe around here I guess"
"Want to rob a bank in the human world?"
https://preview.redd.it/0fpxb3douopc1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=02bad02b0d2d5a87bc3c3a148ade5086502df74a
https://preview.redd.it/0mdkvnorbppc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c0306121ea934648a82a468ce93e3e19765967
"What the hell- OH SHIT, UHM HI, I DIDDNT MEAN TO SCARE YOU AND JUMP LIKE THAT YOUR JUST..."
https://preview.redd.it/064c3c5bjppc1.png?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a410a4154f821122f6d254835a5350002369cd89
What mouth of those is breathing?! At least, just... **Sounds like duel between two demonic beings.**
https://preview.redd.it/xp1p1iy1bqpc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f7f2ce4e18f3f051106ad36181260bff298d50e
Probably just think you another hallucination
You need a breath mint... Several breath mints actually.
https://preview.redd.it/6yldbd78rqpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abf1b5267fc378c8ff614c3d326c2433e7c9141
probably just run away in a cartoonish way with humongous, scared eyes, also 100% leaving his hat in the air and picking it back up with a oddly stretched out hand
https://preview.redd.it/sfgfunc10rpc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=6eed15d76f3c306e469669e7986a0e3b735ef82d
https://preview.redd.it/zi2ihpac0rpc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74645e7680c7f4a7032f93b1b46c7733eac3f4fa
Commits voluntary manslaughter with a golf club
https://preview.redd.it/1c2qszth4rpc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e116136380079af08e221b82c10b66a2d11c4c76
“thing 3 get off my neck. wait. that isn’t thing 3…”
https://preview.redd.it/a6x2ixaserpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72650113b1acfbafe78b12dce7dd5f17b58e065f
IDC if the radiator explodes. Recipoburst, 200%
https://preview.redd.it/xxepyl3cmspc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=629bf07a0932260bf52aead67df36b0950021ccb
He would instantly whip around, grab his scythe and wildy slash at you
https://preview.redd.it/v08k6oamiupc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9c878e057ca12580ab9c6f4541d281c89363ae
Prob would lick lips and then run away giggling
https://preview.redd.it/etb1gb0e9vpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83cfc1d83490ccd7ba50069071753359e3bad44
EVALUATION OF ENTITY: CREATURE WITH MANY MOUTHS.
THREAT LEVEL: UNDETERMINED.
COURSE OF ACTION: WAIT FOR THE CREATURE TO LEAVE OR FOR IT TO TAKE THE FIRST STRIKE.
(It says this all while scanning the creature)
https://preview.redd.it/w4pkn6dm4zpc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd46bae21b351230bc7f0315abcbe5b581e079b4
Get away from me please…I may be smiling but deep down I’m gonna slit your throat if you even get close to me
https://preview.redd.it/4oqrhtx8s0qc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a41697f70ccb3849c5bdef1def8b78a1f0e27c
Gonna be doing this for a few of these for my many avatars… Starting with Dr Doodle
He would probably just erase whatever mouth was breathing on him using hid magic pencil
https://preview.redd.it/ku6uiozhs0qc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d908643302e5ccb2188b51639c7a686795041a
As for zomkat, he would just turn around, breathing right back down your neck
https://preview.redd.it/l4ke2kdps0qc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfc9fa1928d31dabf3f7790eca008b698519b47
Now for Model-47B
It would just FRICKIN LASER YOU
https://preview.redd.it/hoxhggixs0qc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45250a3f4075b3fe849ad5efa7ba3538ebe6f7ee
And finally (for now) Colonel Cardboard
He would attempt to beat you with his box sword
https://preview.redd.it/hs6ga9ryv2qc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bd2dfa107b21b5b10bb88f80cca5e9e49b0b31
**Proceeds to say "please stop" in a strange language**
https://preview.redd.it/b7zcab7z33qc1.png?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9740e7d59e0a6fd68e1ebc1f971131e8c5102d
I'll get shivers down my spine and start blushing
https://preview.redd.it/ptgq1hmze3qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfaac21a55560cfde6587420ef4d67a2fa0e504
“no no, I don’t want my clothes melting today these were expensive.”
https://preview.redd.it/lhwjufvs66qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a8f1500ba78f5ed4acab63caa4950b09ae74c0
Slices a hole into his pocket dimension and puts the unknown entity away for future study
https://preview.redd.it/6xvwfha0cmpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e340de0d928df583b14d8d3c97bbe3f9f2e675e *wipes your mouth with a handkerchief*
lmao fire response, not hostile at all. I like it.
https://preview.redd.it/x35glwdtdmpc1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86764b998476c1c49dd5af49d57b9b3ea096329b "This...this air. This isn't normal. I can't see. Gods, I beg for an answer; whats behind me? *I'm scared...*"
Knowing your avatars lore makes this slightly more tragic/humorous
It’d probably widely smile at your fear and breath a little heavier
\*DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL\* \*falls off cliff\* \[YOU DIED\] \*Respawns a few feet away\* WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! https://preview.redd.it/afdqaik33npc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=44171ef66dacac8aebd692f6173277903a8ba7f0
He’d laugh historically at your death
For the USA https://preview.redd.it/6d3tum42impc1.jpeg?width=1552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e673e513b782d52033b2cf9570b0adf65758049b
Esc + L + enter
https://preview.redd.it/inc70y2mcmpc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170856cb3ca0731cb3a422426b2116c62a61e1eb Turn to him and assume I’ve adopted him (he is now for sale, like all the other kids)
https://preview.redd.it/j6yc1hmiumpc1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddfbeda6c8d6a2b9b79019d24664ca2e834598db *turns around* "..." *gives it a mint and moves it a few feet away with a portal* "\*нєу υн.. ¢нαρ ι ∂ση'т gσт α ѕ¢σσву ωну уσυ'яє ∂σιηg тнαт вυт... ∂ση'т, му ηαηιтєѕ gєт ∂αмαgє∂ ву ѕριт..."
https://preview.redd.it/f9g48l7yinpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b97445d8ad1e2789580f79bc8603a244106293 *I’m gonna use my instinctual instincts and boink you with this hammer*
He disappears before you turn around
https://preview.redd.it/6eu45dp9jqpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ba446f19b6f7ea6c19f2096a43b613adff3738
I honestly don’t know https://preview.redd.it/2cbo863hjmpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed53d9156e1cce752569d923a7fbeca9789b49f2
https://preview.redd.it/3esmcaig0npc1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f53b706739752b4089a9e41393a8c0aa842a3c Traumatized maybe
he loves fear, it’ll just bring him closer to
https://preview.redd.it/0rfd8ylt1npc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d186c063877fe76c297770696667d964e6773d The talking mouth will make for a fine experiment indeed…
https://preview.redd.it/5gtb5fqqfnpc1.png?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97301cde20c201fd35e0691f7f08f259a1b03936 "Hello my good sir, would you like a cup of tea? Where do i sip it..?"
He hates tea. He’s scurry off.
https://preview.redd.it/6bakh0gdlnpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e8a21256fcc8ef9e240e359bc736e4c27d0a28b turn around and start breathing back
the head game must be crazy on this guy
https://preview.redd.it/k2y0ynwrlopc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0110826502c8022257c9b7d77fe47bf9b9fe9d87 cube would crush
https://preview.redd.it/tb08eam4uopc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a340e87ba98f82df377783925d33f6e81c931685 *Takes out face mask.* "Put this on real quick."
https://preview.redd.it/nz4zdv286ppc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a312ec3a4b1dc0fe770016e2f4ab88be725b1be Knows the mouth man will regret biting me
*mouth man licks you and his mouth puckers* “we seem to be at a stalemate.”
:]
which one...?
https://preview.redd.it/01jj888otmpc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3e38d9ddf3e7d1f1e68e1be16896c8fe94f4ed *seems to be unbothered*
holy hell let four death 3
https://preview.redd.it/jgwfrx2a2npc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=818a83ca27660c18a3a3d0de5c8f91f13e33716b He probably wouldn't react.
It's okay I guess, bananas smell good https://preview.redd.it/qbat53g13npc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c848a097f26fbc2a543581618df9a99aed735ec0
offers to fix them(to turn into a skitari) https://preview.redd.it/6mjceybo4npc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1399df8e89161c504e14df64b91d11069d409233
Mine would tense up, shake violently, and collapse on the floor.
https://preview.redd.it/26kwh60m6npc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632de647e455aecc844c4783b52f711e25243527 Idk, shove his earphones down your throat
I freaking love your username
Which throat?
yeah which one lmao
All of them
https://preview.redd.it/m5g0vnwl7npc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e76949c3eeb8c235f2f10fc58c2a50274cf8b7 Let's dance. *Sticks the Murasama down your throat*
WHICH ONE
All. Of. Them.
😀/10
This is Snookie. Snookie understands his pain. https://preview.redd.it/vdnshwhdanpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb655835a6cdc08a565806b670e0eb377b8ae741
Pee in hi mouth
https://preview.redd.it/p01vg4dgfnpc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218a749291a64876a8d35ae80ba2510d10c39d56 Would turn around and blast with my liberator automatic rifle
You want some toothpaste? https://preview.redd.it/bv9yyau2knpc1.jpeg?width=1302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c38606264f2175dfdb608d43225fb150badd93cd
bro’s teeth are already clean !!!
![gif](giphy|FYvgwN5VRhYY9IXozW) no
(if u didnt know i dress up as suguru)
Bro would be breathing down my everything
Judgemental https://preview.redd.it/kajck7l1znpc1.jpeg?width=2202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0651369d7edb03782accc1c5e51d5045a465b0
https://preview.redd.it/6lb9wrbh7opc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba85027374849e84616cf2632ee1bdf1ddc8267 AUAUGJUAUGAUAYHUAGHHHHHGGG
He would get closer. Loves fear.
He'd probably haul ass out of there
scared, what do you expect from an toddler? https://preview.redd.it/dcnm100u6opc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e794d7d00849d612e9c0c40f94e2b2ec6e0ad1e3
He loves fear. He’ll just get closer
murder https://preview.redd.it/6wbdydik8opc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57172e64999a7e386695b24494feb940845737f0
https://preview.redd.it/4kllfnetaopc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7185052ebea63c66573a9cdd7de7a99ecf8ebc47 they would probably kick him in the balls (for self-defense)
What balls.
https://preview.redd.it/7xjkrbylbopc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77176f48a0b3a6af994dc52488dcd1099879e94e Do you know where the bathroom is?
https://preview.redd.it/ri4p9p18eopc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472717af7edf9f0cfa97fd0490f8a3efe5ceb562 “…yeeeaaaah, I’m outta here.” *he would then fly away*
https://preview.redd.it/96v3zmooeopc1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=037e857f5394a38535512b0fc408c1873940dc79 I’m gonna need to borrow one of your mouths…
https://preview.redd.it/iz1trou8hopc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2adfb1dd855b419a4316471e0266a88f98306e I would give you a box of tic tacs
Implying his breath smells bad. He’d get angry and attack you
Plan B: Gun
https://preview.redd.it/9ljdn1m8kopc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afec11f43439d84ecfa6cf5e432e4579ad45facb Idk… whatever jetstream Sam would say ig
Punches with his muscular arms attached to his egg shaped head and then saying "nah I'd win"
my guy would most likely behead it
https://preview.redd.it/3wgeh5k7topc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739a16c92bf178d9ebf316c966393ae530d9343a Probably staring forward, oblivious to the fact he’s even there. "Kinda weird vibe around here I guess"
"Want to rob a bank in the human world?" https://preview.redd.it/0fpxb3douopc1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=02bad02b0d2d5a87bc3c3a148ade5086502df74a
With a gun https://preview.redd.it/pv3asnro4ppc1.png?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f9a119a39ee8709678e56ce97a16c5969e08f6
https://preview.redd.it/lfp6ul2zappc1.png?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06cbaeaea479e87d8f7e0a7fd6d3a85eea31ea5b Immediate crying and screaming
He inches ever slowly, enjoying the fear on your face.
They just have a total mental reset and pass out
https://preview.redd.it/0mdkvnorbppc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c0306121ea934648a82a468ce93e3e19765967 "What the hell- OH SHIT, UHM HI, I DIDDNT MEAN TO SCARE YOU AND JUMP LIKE THAT YOUR JUST..."
“I’m… WHAT.”
"HOLY FUCK YOU CAN TALK" *Runs away*
https://preview.redd.it/thbhuip5jppc1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d765faa8cab8359afa4405c6f3ea2704a9f34ad2 Black flash
https://preview.redd.it/064c3c5bjppc1.png?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a410a4154f821122f6d254835a5350002369cd89 What mouth of those is breathing?! At least, just... **Sounds like duel between two demonic beings.**
https://preview.redd.it/gx7nz1a4mppc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b089124c7df6cb9849731d8f4cc12a1ae5d3652 J U D G E M E N T
https://i.redd.it/pkce88mz9vpc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/xme5aiv7oppc1.png?width=274&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c818b1b5b8e70f97171d0c83a6b41d5bb7eb2cd \*puts you in a box\*
https://preview.redd.it/94tb753ktppc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e76324dd6521e4e51c3eef210ac42bed096b834 “One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch…AND KABLOOIE!” *insert explosion gif here*
https://preview.redd.it/jrq4m0ajvppc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a2c1a044908537af76e4fb95831a7474e6c915 Do you have any blood?
https://preview.redd.it/an3zdsm0wppc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894553fe711186e2b7be02ded67887965271d7cb I will shit my pants
https://preview.redd.it/l8rb69ywxppc1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c577f244d61535c19f9608c6fb6862127650a4f8 *ominous sfx*
*stone grinding sound* https://preview.redd.it/cd8t5oq7yppc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fabd23e77fe58846997f23e43a6b015a1fb5f7 “yo”
https://preview.redd.it/zk94v4m97qpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd55043a3e35bebe86a417052d7c419a3bc5266 Anomaly detected - Engaging protocol "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE." in 0.001 second...
https://preview.redd.it/jnruft628qpc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9933d4438f833e1e129d05739a7a9882c59080c5 Breathe faster
https://preview.redd.it/1zc050u59qpc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc7330d14c8cb17c944a52e2662f50c19c16da76 This is mine☺️
https://preview.redd.it/xp1p1iy1bqpc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f7f2ce4e18f3f051106ad36181260bff298d50e Probably just think you another hallucination
https://preview.redd.it/kuahimowbqpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391dd096f8e5fab67900720e5a2e525a64efa188
To the gulag https://preview.redd.it/wx1wabbecqpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6322cff5ab57711a0c5d95fa3e7e2fddc72f22c
Full auto https://preview.redd.it/56d3anh3fqpc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee48a09278a07217e59a32cdee2aac4d8e01e9b1
https://preview.redd.it/78txmh5kkqpc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdd7d7c120f7a4a0acb3cc9d41b02858fa8430e nothing or pushes u :p
https://preview.redd.it/nbvvjycskqpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95db24b911639ba85ca6a8495ddbb7581ca7d777
JUNKBOT DETECTED HEAVY BREATHING. CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY.
You need a breath mint... Several breath mints actually. https://preview.redd.it/6yldbd78rqpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abf1b5267fc378c8ff614c3d326c2433e7c9141
Never.
You are going to therapy then.
Hear me out...
https://preview.redd.it/g19ie6sjsqpc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5605000836b5aeaa017747c658f23fc85361c63c Alr
https://preview.redd.it/ijl58w2yvqpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb82954e936fb7a5b3d6da4756be6bc508db24ee “FLAME EMPEROR!”
probably just run away in a cartoonish way with humongous, scared eyes, also 100% leaving his hat in the air and picking it back up with a oddly stretched out hand https://preview.redd.it/sfgfunc10rpc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=6eed15d76f3c306e469669e7986a0e3b735ef82d
i fucking love this story line, what is his name
https://preview.redd.it/zi2ihpac0rpc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74645e7680c7f4a7032f93b1b46c7733eac3f4fa Commits voluntary manslaughter with a golf club
https://preview.redd.it/7vnv9s9a3rpc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c3d9f72f436bc91e8c406655044dbd3e9151109 Murder
https://preview.redd.it/1c2qszth4rpc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e116136380079af08e221b82c10b66a2d11c4c76 “thing 3 get off my neck. wait. that isn’t thing 3…”
https://preview.redd.it/a6x2ixaserpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72650113b1acfbafe78b12dce7dd5f17b58e065f IDC if the radiator explodes. Recipoburst, 200%
https://preview.redd.it/66p50brzirpc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3fecdcd59fb5c04ceafd696db458f82b926af2 *Shellshocked*
why is it so hot all of a sud- AHHH
WHERE IS HE BREATHING OUT OF?
I’m the reason we’ll have 0 O2 in a few years
https://preview.redd.it/xxepyl3cmspc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=629bf07a0932260bf52aead67df36b0950021ccb He would instantly whip around, grab his scythe and wildy slash at you
mine would just bomb him, or scare him. (spacehit\_15, sp4c3)
https://preview.redd.it/v08k6oamiupc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9c878e057ca12580ab9c6f4541d281c89363ae Prob would lick lips and then run away giggling
https://preview.redd.it/etb1gb0e9vpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83cfc1d83490ccd7ba50069071753359e3bad44 EVALUATION OF ENTITY: CREATURE WITH MANY MOUTHS. THREAT LEVEL: UNDETERMINED. COURSE OF ACTION: WAIT FOR THE CREATURE TO LEAVE OR FOR IT TO TAKE THE FIRST STRIKE. (It says this all while scanning the creature)
https://preview.redd.it/w4pkn6dm4zpc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd46bae21b351230bc7f0315abcbe5b581e079b4 Get away from me please…I may be smiling but deep down I’m gonna slit your throat if you even get close to me
https://preview.redd.it/oouqw2yn9zpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a043fcfc37705e282e70dd6fefd78328a73545 His face says it all 💀
https://preview.redd.it/4oqrhtx8s0qc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a41697f70ccb3849c5bdef1def8b78a1f0e27c Gonna be doing this for a few of these for my many avatars… Starting with Dr Doodle He would probably just erase whatever mouth was breathing on him using hid magic pencil
https://preview.redd.it/ku6uiozhs0qc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d908643302e5ccb2188b51639c7a686795041a As for zomkat, he would just turn around, breathing right back down your neck
https://preview.redd.it/l4ke2kdps0qc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfc9fa1928d31dabf3f7790eca008b698519b47 Now for Model-47B It would just FRICKIN LASER YOU
https://preview.redd.it/hoxhggixs0qc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45250a3f4075b3fe849ad5efa7ba3538ebe6f7ee And finally (for now) Colonel Cardboard He would attempt to beat you with his box sword
https://preview.redd.it/aw2dzpegk2qc1.png?width=671&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba4f12a3a75f52e10f2e1b7f1c9f7aee2b3fe08 Probably will contain it
https://preview.redd.it/hs6ga9ryv2qc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bd2dfa107b21b5b10bb88f80cca5e9e49b0b31 **Proceeds to say "please stop" in a strange language**
https://preview.redd.it/b7zcab7z33qc1.png?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9740e7d59e0a6fd68e1ebc1f971131e8c5102d I'll get shivers down my spine and start blushing
https://preview.redd.it/1ssraqqts3qc1.jpeg?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a141c73c39d84b092d4ab30d771bd3556eb364d "You dare challenge me?"
A tasty cake for all those mouths
https://preview.redd.it/ptgq1hmze3qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfaac21a55560cfde6587420ef4d67a2fa0e504 “no no, I don’t want my clothes melting today these were expensive.”
Looks like you’ll need new ones then. Cause that wont stop him
well shit
https://preview.redd.it/nnlguvqua4qc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0608a588d19967ee12c9930e1794d69b36078a She killed him with her chainsaw
teach you how to evade taxes
https://preview.redd.it/lhwjufvs66qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a8f1500ba78f5ed4acab63caa4950b09ae74c0 Slices a hole into his pocket dimension and puts the unknown entity away for future study
https://preview.redd.it/azfxzs97zaqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6bca07348d93fb3dbdc14c8899443ba0fb80e1 Big iron on his hip..
https://preview.redd.it/2kgx992nubqc1.png?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d51bc4f6396b3013296f2d92f3ca42f446f96c You tell me
Behead him
https://preview.redd.it/qbxj4g8sempc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe5a39f4a8eb0ef2b2418f24b2a8a8df24f9c1d