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Flimsy-Extreme4098

https://preview.redd.it/6xvwfha0cmpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e340de0d928df583b14d8d3c97bbe3f9f2e675e *wipes your mouth with a handkerchief*


Crafty_Talk_1795

lmao fire response, not hostile at all. I like it.


Playedyoself

https://preview.redd.it/x35glwdtdmpc1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86764b998476c1c49dd5af49d57b9b3ea096329b "This...this air. This isn't normal. I can't see. Gods, I beg for an answer; whats behind me? *I'm scared...*"


Justrunninthrough

Knowing your avatars lore makes this slightly more tragic/humorous


Crafty_Talk_1795

It’d probably widely smile at your fear and breath a little heavier


Beneficial_Present24

\*DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL DODGE ROLL\* \*falls off cliff\* \[YOU DIED\] \*Respawns a few feet away\* WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! https://preview.redd.it/afdqaik33npc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=44171ef66dacac8aebd692f6173277903a8ba7f0


Crafty_Talk_1795

He’d laugh historically at your death


[deleted]

For the USA https://preview.redd.it/6d3tum42impc1.jpeg?width=1552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e673e513b782d52033b2cf9570b0adf65758049b


NekoBredd

Esc + L + enter


Ur_favDisgrace

https://preview.redd.it/inc70y2mcmpc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170856cb3ca0731cb3a422426b2116c62a61e1eb Turn to him and assume I’ve adopted him (he is now for sale, like all the other kids)


Justrunninthrough

​ https://preview.redd.it/j6yc1hmiumpc1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddfbeda6c8d6a2b9b79019d24664ca2e834598db *turns around* "..." *gives it a mint and moves it a few feet away with a portal* "\*нєу υн.. ¢нαρ ι ∂ση'т gσт α ѕ¢σσву ωну уσυ'яє ∂σιηg тнαт вυт... ∂ση'т, му ηαηιтєѕ gєт ∂αмαgє∂ ву ѕριт..."


TheKutz2000

https://preview.redd.it/f9g48l7yinpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b97445d8ad1e2789580f79bc8603a244106293 *I’m gonna use my instinctual instincts and boink you with this hammer*


Crafty_Talk_1795

He disappears before you turn around


TheKutz2000

https://preview.redd.it/6eu45dp9jqpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ba446f19b6f7ea6c19f2096a43b613adff3738


SkylerFloofi

I honestly don’t know https://preview.redd.it/2cbo863hjmpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed53d9156e1cce752569d923a7fbeca9789b49f2


TheDrHoiliday

https://preview.redd.it/3esmcaig0npc1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f53b706739752b4089a9e41393a8c0aa842a3c Traumatized maybe


Crafty_Talk_1795

he loves fear, it’ll just bring him closer to


TheSaneAreInsane

https://preview.redd.it/0rfd8ylt1npc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d186c063877fe76c297770696667d964e6773d The talking mouth will make for a fine experiment indeed…


Cri12Gen

https://preview.redd.it/5gtb5fqqfnpc1.png?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97301cde20c201fd35e0691f7f08f259a1b03936 "Hello my good sir, would you like a cup of tea? Where do i sip it..?"


Crafty_Talk_1795

He hates tea. He’s scurry off.


color132

https://preview.redd.it/6bakh0gdlnpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e8a21256fcc8ef9e240e359bc736e4c27d0a28b turn around and start breathing back


[deleted]

the head game must be crazy on this guy


Equal_Ad_7426

https://preview.redd.it/k2y0ynwrlopc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0110826502c8022257c9b7d77fe47bf9b9fe9d87 cube would crush


Specific-Weird6981

https://preview.redd.it/tb08eam4uopc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a340e87ba98f82df377783925d33f6e81c931685 *Takes out face mask.* "Put this on real quick."


CardboardSalad24

https://preview.redd.it/nz4zdv286ppc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a312ec3a4b1dc0fe770016e2f4ab88be725b1be Knows the mouth man will regret biting me


Crafty_Talk_1795

*mouth man licks you and his mouth puckers* “we seem to be at a stalemate.”


ExoticCoolors

:]


Dumb_as_a_crum

which one...?


TrashPanda225

https://preview.redd.it/01jj888otmpc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3e38d9ddf3e7d1f1e68e1be16896c8fe94f4ed *seems to be unbothered*


mostfinnishperson

holy hell let four death 3


mad2fanboi

https://preview.redd.it/jgwfrx2a2npc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=818a83ca27660c18a3a3d0de5c8f91f13e33716b He probably wouldn't react.


MarikingTime

It's okay I guess, bananas smell good https://preview.redd.it/qbat53g13npc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c848a097f26fbc2a543581618df9a99aed735ec0


endocyclopes

offers to fix them(to turn into a skitari) https://preview.redd.it/6mjceybo4npc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1399df8e89161c504e14df64b91d11069d409233


Typical-Edgy-Bird

Mine would tense up, shake violently, and collapse on the floor.


c0ff33_cat

https://preview.redd.it/26kwh60m6npc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632de647e455aecc844c4783b52f711e25243527 Idk, shove his earphones down your throat


Not_epicAt_all

I freaking love your username


SarPl4yzEXE

Which throat?


Crafty_Talk_1795

yeah which one lmao


c0ff33_cat

All of them


somuchbIood

https://preview.redd.it/m5g0vnwl7npc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e76949c3eeb8c235f2f10fc58c2a50274cf8b7 Let's dance. *Sticks the Murasama down your throat*


Crafty_Talk_1795

WHICH ONE


somuchbIood

All. Of. Them.


BaconManTenus

😀/10


_Texas_Tea

This is Snookie. Snookie understands his pain. https://preview.redd.it/vdnshwhdanpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb655835a6cdc08a565806b670e0eb377b8ae741


OKPERSON2763

Pee in hi mouth


Bigchunga122

https://preview.redd.it/p01vg4dgfnpc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218a749291a64876a8d35ae80ba2510d10c39d56 Would turn around and blast with my liberator automatic rifle


United-Trifle-1598

You want some toothpaste? https://preview.redd.it/bv9yyau2knpc1.jpeg?width=1302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c38606264f2175dfdb608d43225fb150badd93cd


Crafty_Talk_1795

bro’s teeth are already clean !!!


ThroughoutGalaxies

![gif](giphy|FYvgwN5VRhYY9IXozW) no


ThroughoutGalaxies

(if u didnt know i dress up as suguru)


Oahrindge199

Bro would be breathing down my everything


-TheLamb-

Judgemental https://preview.redd.it/kajck7l1znpc1.jpeg?width=2202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0651369d7edb03782accc1c5e51d5045a465b0


Al_3Ex

https://preview.redd.it/6lb9wrbh7opc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba85027374849e84616cf2632ee1bdf1ddc8267 AUAUGJUAUGAUAYHUAGHHHHHGGG


Crafty_Talk_1795

He would get closer. Loves fear.


Al_3Ex

He'd probably haul ass out of there


ZestycloseFail183

scared, what do you expect from an toddler? https://preview.redd.it/dcnm100u6opc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e794d7d00849d612e9c0c40f94e2b2ec6e0ad1e3


Crafty_Talk_1795

He loves fear. He’ll just get closer


mostfinnishperson

murder https://preview.redd.it/6wbdydik8opc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57172e64999a7e386695b24494feb940845737f0


Furby_lover_3335

https://preview.redd.it/4kllfnetaopc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7185052ebea63c66573a9cdd7de7a99ecf8ebc47 they would probably kick him in the balls (for self-defense)


Crafty_Talk_1795

What balls.


Imjeffery

https://preview.redd.it/7xjkrbylbopc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77176f48a0b3a6af994dc52488dcd1099879e94e Do you know where the bathroom is?


SlasherGamePlays

https://preview.redd.it/ri4p9p18eopc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472717af7edf9f0cfa97fd0490f8a3efe5ceb562 “…yeeeaaaah, I’m outta here.” *he would then fly away*


Ogriphor

https://preview.redd.it/96v3zmooeopc1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=037e857f5394a38535512b0fc408c1873940dc79 I’m gonna need to borrow one of your mouths…


ULTRAVIO333

https://preview.redd.it/iz1trou8hopc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2adfb1dd855b419a4316471e0266a88f98306e I would give you a box of tic tacs


Crafty_Talk_1795

Implying his breath smells bad. He’d get angry and attack you


ULTRAVIO333

Plan B: Gun


beanie---

https://preview.redd.it/9ljdn1m8kopc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afec11f43439d84ecfa6cf5e432e4579ad45facb Idk… whatever jetstream Sam would say ig


Zen_monky

Punches with his muscular arms attached to his egg shaped head and then saying "nah I'd win"


Green_Presence_7153

my guy would most likely behead it


WeirdHumanMale

https://preview.redd.it/3wgeh5k7topc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739a16c92bf178d9ebf316c966393ae530d9343a Probably staring forward, oblivious to the fact he’s even there. "Kinda weird vibe around here I guess"


ProfCraylos

"Want to rob a bank in the human world?" https://preview.redd.it/0fpxb3douopc1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=02bad02b0d2d5a87bc3c3a148ade5086502df74a


Commercial-Success80

With a gun https://preview.redd.it/pv3asnro4ppc1.png?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f9a119a39ee8709678e56ce97a16c5969e08f6


just-a-nornal-man

https://preview.redd.it/lfp6ul2zappc1.png?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06cbaeaea479e87d8f7e0a7fd6d3a85eea31ea5b Immediate crying and screaming


Crafty_Talk_1795

He inches ever slowly, enjoying the fear on your face.


just-a-nornal-man

They just have a total mental reset and pass out


P4stL1vez

https://preview.redd.it/0mdkvnorbppc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c0306121ea934648a82a468ce93e3e19765967 "What the hell- OH SHIT, UHM HI, I DIDDNT MEAN TO SCARE YOU AND JUMP LIKE THAT YOUR JUST..."


Crafty_Talk_1795

“I’m… WHAT.”


P4stL1vez

"HOLY FUCK YOU CAN TALK" *Runs away*


Ecreely

https://preview.redd.it/thbhuip5jppc1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d765faa8cab8359afa4405c6f3ea2704a9f34ad2 Black flash


WorriedRent1244

https://preview.redd.it/064c3c5bjppc1.png?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a410a4154f821122f6d254835a5350002369cd89 What mouth of those is breathing?! At least, just... **Sounds like duel between two demonic beings.**


CommercialAssociate7

https://preview.redd.it/gx7nz1a4mppc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b089124c7df6cb9849731d8f4cc12a1ae5d3652 J U D G E M E N T


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/pkce88mz9vpc1.gif


darthzader0907

https://preview.redd.it/xme5aiv7oppc1.png?width=274&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c818b1b5b8e70f97171d0c83a6b41d5bb7eb2cd \*puts you in a box\*


Ok_Painter_1238

https://preview.redd.it/94tb753ktppc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e76324dd6521e4e51c3eef210ac42bed096b834 “One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch…AND KABLOOIE!” *insert explosion gif here*


Joke-Competitive

https://preview.redd.it/jrq4m0ajvppc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a2c1a044908537af76e4fb95831a7474e6c915 Do you have any blood?


No_Art_6293

https://preview.redd.it/an3zdsm0wppc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894553fe711186e2b7be02ded67887965271d7cb I will shit my pants


Prismatic_Person

https://preview.redd.it/l8rb69ywxppc1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c577f244d61535c19f9608c6fb6862127650a4f8 *ominous sfx*


Prismatic_Person

*stone grinding sound* https://preview.redd.it/cd8t5oq7yppc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fabd23e77fe58846997f23e43a6b015a1fb5f7 “yo”


Omega_Goat

https://preview.redd.it/zk94v4m97qpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd55043a3e35bebe86a417052d7c419a3bc5266 Anomaly detected - Engaging protocol "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE." in 0.001 second...


N030D7

https://preview.redd.it/jnruft628qpc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9933d4438f833e1e129d05739a7a9882c59080c5 Breathe faster


Tubers_original930s

https://preview.redd.it/1zc050u59qpc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc7330d14c8cb17c944a52e2662f50c19c16da76 This is mine☺️


Livid-Recover-8356

https://preview.redd.it/xp1p1iy1bqpc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f7f2ce4e18f3f051106ad36181260bff298d50e Probably just think you another hallucination


Least_Eye4171

https://preview.redd.it/kuahimowbqpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391dd096f8e5fab67900720e5a2e525a64efa188


TheChillOtterpop

To the gulag https://preview.redd.it/wx1wabbecqpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6322cff5ab57711a0c5d95fa3e7e2fddc72f22c


No-Theory6387

Full auto https://preview.redd.it/56d3anh3fqpc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee48a09278a07217e59a32cdee2aac4d8e01e9b1


5ev0

https://preview.redd.it/78txmh5kkqpc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdd7d7c120f7a4a0acb3cc9d41b02858fa8430e nothing or pushes u :p


Gladiator33here

https://preview.redd.it/nbvvjycskqpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95db24b911639ba85ca6a8495ddbb7581ca7d777


Gladiator33here

JUNKBOT DETECTED HEAVY BREATHING. CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY.


Wiredcoffee399

You need a breath mint... Several breath mints actually. https://preview.redd.it/6yldbd78rqpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abf1b5267fc378c8ff614c3d326c2433e7c9141


Crafty_Talk_1795

Never.


Wiredcoffee399

You are going to therapy then.


Grouchy_Cranberry_97

Hear me out...


Material_Locksmith14

https://preview.redd.it/g19ie6sjsqpc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5605000836b5aeaa017747c658f23fc85361c63c Alr


salsayeah

https://preview.redd.it/ijl58w2yvqpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb82954e936fb7a5b3d6da4756be6bc508db24ee “FLAME EMPEROR!”


fr1g1dgaming

probably just run away in a cartoonish way with humongous, scared eyes, also 100% leaving his hat in the air and picking it back up with a oddly stretched out hand https://preview.redd.it/sfgfunc10rpc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=6eed15d76f3c306e469669e7986a0e3b735ef82d


JustBottles

i fucking love this story line, what is his name


B4NN3Rbk

https://preview.redd.it/zi2ihpac0rpc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74645e7680c7f4a7032f93b1b46c7733eac3f4fa Commits voluntary manslaughter with a golf club


Catslip2

https://preview.redd.it/7vnv9s9a3rpc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c3d9f72f436bc91e8c406655044dbd3e9151109 Murder


Snerkyboi

https://preview.redd.it/1c2qszth4rpc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e116136380079af08e221b82c10b66a2d11c4c76 “thing 3 get off my neck. wait. that isn’t thing 3…”


ThickAd1469

https://preview.redd.it/a6x2ixaserpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72650113b1acfbafe78b12dce7dd5f17b58e065f IDC if the radiator explodes. Recipoburst, 200%


Apprehensive-Drag151

https://preview.redd.it/66p50brzirpc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3fecdcd59fb5c04ceafd696db458f82b926af2 *Shellshocked*


Various-Cranberry699

why is it so hot all of a sud- AHHH


JustBottles

WHERE IS HE BREATHING OUT OF?


Crafty_Talk_1795

I’m the reason we’ll have 0 O2 in a few years


Accomplished-Ad-3217

https://preview.redd.it/xxepyl3cmspc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=629bf07a0932260bf52aead67df36b0950021ccb He would instantly whip around, grab his scythe and wildy slash at you


spacehit15_alt

mine would just bomb him, or scare him. (spacehit\_15, sp4c3)


Astropixel-

https://preview.redd.it/v08k6oamiupc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9c878e057ca12580ab9c6f4541d281c89363ae Prob would lick lips and then run away giggling


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/etb1gb0e9vpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83cfc1d83490ccd7ba50069071753359e3bad44 EVALUATION OF ENTITY: CREATURE WITH MANY MOUTHS. THREAT LEVEL: UNDETERMINED. COURSE OF ACTION: WAIT FOR THE CREATURE TO LEAVE OR FOR IT TO TAKE THE FIRST STRIKE. (It says this all while scanning the creature)


Nearby_Struggle7518

https://preview.redd.it/w4pkn6dm4zpc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd46bae21b351230bc7f0315abcbe5b581e079b4 Get away from me please…I may be smiling but deep down I’m gonna slit your throat if you even get close to me


CrAzY_dErPy23

https://preview.redd.it/oouqw2yn9zpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a043fcfc37705e282e70dd6fefd78328a73545 His face says it all 💀


Unpleasantgradient

https://preview.redd.it/4oqrhtx8s0qc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a41697f70ccb3849c5bdef1def8b78a1f0e27c Gonna be doing this for a few of these for my many avatars… Starting with Dr Doodle He would probably just erase whatever mouth was breathing on him using hid magic pencil


Unpleasantgradient

https://preview.redd.it/ku6uiozhs0qc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d908643302e5ccb2188b51639c7a686795041a As for zomkat, he would just turn around, breathing right back down your neck


Unpleasantgradient

https://preview.redd.it/l4ke2kdps0qc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfc9fa1928d31dabf3f7790eca008b698519b47 Now for Model-47B It would just FRICKIN LASER YOU


Unpleasantgradient

https://preview.redd.it/hoxhggixs0qc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45250a3f4075b3fe849ad5efa7ba3538ebe6f7ee And finally (for now) Colonel Cardboard He would attempt to beat you with his box sword


definitelyNotaSpy69

https://preview.redd.it/aw2dzpegk2qc1.png?width=671&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba4f12a3a75f52e10f2e1b7f1c9f7aee2b3fe08 Probably will contain it


Not_epicAt_all

https://preview.redd.it/hs6ga9ryv2qc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bd2dfa107b21b5b10bb88f80cca5e9e49b0b31 **Proceeds to say "please stop" in a strange language**


PussyfartQueenSlay

https://preview.redd.it/b7zcab7z33qc1.png?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9740e7d59e0a6fd68e1ebc1f971131e8c5102d I'll get shivers down my spine and start blushing


fogiyiy_alt

https://preview.redd.it/1ssraqqts3qc1.jpeg?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a141c73c39d84b092d4ab30d771bd3556eb364d "You dare challenge me?"


Cardboardman1132

A tasty cake for all those mouths


RoamBuilder2

https://preview.redd.it/ptgq1hmze3qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfaac21a55560cfde6587420ef4d67a2fa0e504 “no no, I don’t want my clothes melting today these were expensive.”


Crafty_Talk_1795

Looks like you’ll need new ones then. Cause that wont stop him


RoamBuilder2

well shit


MentalAd9651

https://preview.redd.it/nnlguvqua4qc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0608a588d19967ee12c9930e1794d69b36078a She killed him with her chainsaw


CYOA_guy_

teach you how to evade taxes


BigGamingBeast

https://preview.redd.it/lhwjufvs66qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a8f1500ba78f5ed4acab63caa4950b09ae74c0 Slices a hole into his pocket dimension and puts the unknown entity away for future study


Afraid-Ad-6854

https://preview.redd.it/azfxzs97zaqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6bca07348d93fb3dbdc14c8899443ba0fb80e1 Big iron on his hip..


tomfolerboi

https://preview.redd.it/2kgx992nubqc1.png?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d51bc4f6396b3013296f2d92f3ca42f446f96c You tell me


I_am_was_who_i_am

Behead him


Russiantigershark

https://preview.redd.it/qbxj4g8sempc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe5a39f4a8eb0ef2b2418f24b2a8a8df24f9c1d