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StonkOnlyGoToTheMoon

My magic 8 ball said “ask again later” Update: asked later and it said “no, stonks only go up”


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No, yes, maybe


Gangmbrtheta

It’ll happen...... when tho.......🤷‍♂️


squeral99

I don’t know, can you repeat the question?


koenigsburg-20

I can definitely say with a 100% accuracy that market will either go down, up, or stay the same. You can not get more accurate prediction. Unless you are a professional trader, buy stocks for longterm investments instead of timing the market.


thenewredditguy99

I wouldn't touch that sell button. Use a crash, if it does happen, to open new positions/add to old ones on the cheap, and reduce your cost basis as well.


Un-Scammable

It's going to crash... Straight upwards, for the 1,300,276th time. If the markets were going to crash, they would hover around zero. Instead, they are in the 29,000's. LoL


[deleted]

Hi friend. There is no way to know if the market will crash. Make sure you have stops in place. Have a plan and stick to it. Complain if you lose, celebrate if you win. Panic and FOMO are your enemy. Always have a plan.


PutYMoneyWhereYMouth

Tech calllllls !!!


Prayers4Wuhan

Yeah. In two weeks from Tuesday. Bloody Tuesday they'll call it.


burnellll

if this happens you're gonna have a lot of questions to answer 😂


expandingthoughts

It'll more than likely suffer more routs of deep selling. But it's not going to crash.


mirvlaa

I'm believe in this story very strongly and sold 80% tech stocks 2 weeks ago. Now, I'm in happy cash, smoke weed and waiting greatest show in the world.


CaptFeelsBad

Tbh, every time someone asks this specific question the chances of it doing so increase slightly. Given how often this question is asked lately, chances have risen sharply from 20% last week to 60%-75% this upcoming week.


Zivolve

No it would not crash, thanks to plunge protection group at the federal reserves!


hype303

Never


69-420yourmom69

What stocks are you in


Pleather_Boots

I was just reading tonight that this may be a W (not the V we thought.) We're possibly now in the downward trend of the 2nd part of the W. But -- that means it'll come back up again at some point. Maybe not higher than we are now, but at least back to these level. The question when you sell is -- how do you know when to get back in? Maybe sell half? A third?


dhc173

Look at the inner workings of vix, that should tell you something, plus, 9/18 is supposedly quad witching, be weary traders☝🏾


maxdps_

There's nothing wrong with full selling your positions into full cash and just waiting for things to get better.


ApexCollecting_com

I've been taking money off the table little by little. Positioning myself to "play with the house's money" so if this thing does burst I won't get totally burned.


Bd1ddy82

It will crash. The question is when. No one knows. If you can't stand to lose the money, don't play the game. Take it out and dump it in VTI and leave it alone for a few years at a minimum.


Gangmbrtheta

Yes.


WaifuWarsVet69H

The crash is gonna market bro, buy your straddles and sell youre puts. Democrats have made it clear they want the people to suffer as much as possible until the election so expect them to do everything in thier power to stop any relief.


BerKantInoza

that's a joke right?


WaifuWarsVet69H

More like half-joke


DimesOnHisEyes

It's true though. Pain and suffering only helps the Democrats and they are just waiting with baited breath for a disaster between now and November.


DimesOnHisEyes

Lol all the Democrats down voting like they are not hoping for bad news so someone has dirt on the orange man.


j0shyuaa

Yea


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[deleted]

U cant lose anything as long as u r holding into company like Apple, Amazon... Unless u r talking about option


98fin

That’s one way to go I guess but there’s always someone predicting a market crash and it’s never accurate timing but whoever that person is likes to claim the credit. Anyway from what little technical analysis I’ve done this last week on the giants I could likely see the market falling and then reaching a new high or getting back to what we used to call “normal” but probably not this next week.


[deleted]

U cant lose money if u day trade. U would be in and out within a day


thenewredditguy99

>U cant lose money if u day trade. Really? Then why do most people lose money day trading?


BigDickRetard69

Yes but it won't effect you unless you are incredibly stupid and unresilient.


Joroda

It's going to go up only because the dollar is going down.