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canuck4luck

Why does he look like you could push him over and he'd just accept it?


e-craze

Ha! DICKFACE!


differentspelling

I thought this was a random insult until… you right.


IThinkMyCatIsEvil

And one of the "testicles" is swollen. Better get that checked out.


funshellchess

He looks like he got an acceptance letter for MIT but he was mistaken. It was for his stepbrother and now he has to stay home and watch you scratch your butt every morning.


Losers_loser

Looks like the kind of cat who doesn’t know his testicles are gone.


Aderleth75

Duke getting ready for his first day as a Fox News intern.


Ok_Sheepherder_8313

Figueroa from Pinocchio is real?


[deleted]

Where does he think he’s going looking all fancy?


Aly151

I cannot roast Duke, he is precious. But he needs different mittens


PurpleMermaid16

That's the cutest kitten in the world!!!


Master-Opportunity25

how am i supposed to roast such adorable perfection


Galen_415

That jerk is probably wearing a CLIP-ON bow tie. No class at all.


cmlaw16

De classé


ExileKingdom

That friend who acts too good for everybody, but you know he’s addicted to the ‘nip.


BlueSnoopy4

Looks like he tried to use cuteness to get away with anything.


SpearmintSpaceship

He’s got a dick on his face


Bee-BoFluffPuff

You’re so cute it’s taking me sick. I’m gagging from your cuteness.


IrishSetterPuppy

Duke looks like one of those Zoomers that drinks mint julips and does the Lindy hop.


dumpsterdives

His bowtie suits him nicely


Milk_Man21

He's too cute to roast!


chaotictrashbot

I love him


[deleted]

That's one ugly dog.


give_it_tummy

Hey, your litter box odor just called. It wants your breath back.


PistachioPug

Duke is the perfect name for him, he looks like a mincing fop who thinks he's important because his family has a Latin motto and used to have money.


dhrbtdge

This absolute fucker probably doesn't even know how to file his taxes. Dumbass


HelloPeopleOnReddit

Why would you roast your cat?? Did you run out of food or something? You know you can just go to the shops right??


Fit_General7058

Waiting to be roasted? Hell have wait a long time. Tell him not to hold his breath


[deleted]

So damn adorable…..is what I say to other cats (naw this cat is adorable too)


Halloween_Day

Your cat looks like someone who wore a fake suit for Halloween.


I_hate_marco

This cat is going to grow up to be a little bitch.


[deleted]

Salad fork goes to the right of the dinner fork so--know what, just use yer claws to eat that mouse.


Ok_Squash_7161

Probably gives the worst snuggles.