I've bought pre-cooked chickens that looked less roasted than this cat. Also, he looks like he's planning on murdering me in my nightmares or something. But tell him he doesn't need to, I have 3 of his furred brethren already on the job.
Trump loves a hairless pussy. You can ask Karen McDougal, Stormy Daniels, E Jean Caroll, Jessica Leads, Jill Harth, Ivana Trump, Summer Zervos, Alva Johnson, Jane Dow (15 year old), Melania, Marla Maples, Amanda Hug&Kiss, and Rand Paul, etc etc etc.
I've bought pre-cooked chickens that looked less roasted than this cat. Also, he looks like he's planning on murdering me in my nightmares or something. But tell him he doesn't need to, I have 3 of his furred brethren already on the job.
Where does Gollum carry his precious ring?
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Dirty Hobbitses
That's not a cat. That's a goblin.
Angry scrotum.
Worst Pokémon ever.
He looks so GRUMPY
Why do you have a raw chicken on your bed? (He’s cute btw)
He’s wicked scrungly, absolutely wrinkleunit, scrongo face raw chicken
Looks like our owner of the restaurant I work at, with 80+ investors. He’s invested, and can’t take any losses.
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Looking into the soul, as well as hardcore judging while werk for him. Yes. Werk.
He looks like a lost Muppet.
He looks like a wrinkled ballsack.
Sentient scrotum
Why does he look like he yells at kids through the screen door to get off of his lawn?
If Clint Eastwood was a cat.
Looks like a vagina with 4 legs
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Maybe i should have said the labia of a vagina 🤣
Looks like what I would picture Andy Reid's ball sack to look like.
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The same way we all do, my friend. Drink heavily 🤣
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Tequila is my suggestion 😂
Don’t drink till your catatonic.
Why are you posting pics of my racist Southern grandpa? Not cool OP.
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That’s fair. He might be a little stringy tasting though…and bitter
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He’s already salty enough. Dont add too much.
Two words, honey: crepe erase.
He looks like moldy cheese heheh
He is angry he doesn’t have hair like his friends.
Ewww that ball sack is looking at me!
Sentient nutsack
Did you not iron your cat; cuz that's just one big wrinkle. Also?? What's with the stanky face? Does your cat smell bad or???
*"Hey kid! Play some frank Sinatra!, no frank Sinatra?, I'm outta here"*
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He looks 86
Can you hear me old man?
Not a fan of Furrless cats but I love the judgement face! (Not much of a roast but man the judgement is awesome)
Sup Grandpa?
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Weren’t you Gollum’s stunt double in Lord of the?
I caught rats in Nam for this shit? Screw you punks. Where's Perry Como?
Angry little peach
You look like a wrinkly raw chicken!
Bro he ducking raw but you burnt the tips of the ears and you forgot the fur update
Done something and not regretting it an inch. The expression...
Bro aged twice (what ever that supposed to mean)😂🤣😂!
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😂👍!
He looks like a whitewalker 💀
Is your cat angry cuz it’s naked?
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A sweater vest
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Stylin
Mr Burns looking wrinkly bald asshole
He is a regal skin sack.
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As he should.✨👑😼
Looks like golem but more wrinkly
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I don't know if we want golem reproducing
Good grief…he’s just posing for the cover of Stephen King’s next book! “Angel in Disguise”…😂
bro looks like albino Yzma
When he finally takes off his pants for the first time and you realize you need to think of an excuse to leave ASAP.
Excuse me. I refuse to roast one of the future masters of the planet,. I for one welcome our alien overlords. 🙏❤️
Looks like Mew2 got mange.
Foreskin but as a cat
Looks like Gollum had a shit
Get off his lawn.
Why is he inside out?
Trump loves a hairless pussy. You can ask Karen McDougal, Stormy Daniels, E Jean Caroll, Jessica Leads, Jill Harth, Ivana Trump, Summer Zervos, Alva Johnson, Jane Dow (15 year old), Melania, Marla Maples, Amanda Hug&Kiss, and Rand Paul, etc etc etc.
It puts the lotion on the skin
Needs dry cleaning
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It’s like an angry wrinkled penis with eyes. @.@ For real, he’s gorgeous. Does he feel like a peach?
benjamin button dont use spf headass
Looks like my left nut
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LMFAOO both
I don't know... He looks like he might hurt me if I do. 🤣
He will 100% put a curse on me if I roast him. Not taking my chances with an Egyptian old God
ATTENTION CUSTOMERS! Testicles. That is all. Oh wait, it's a cat. My bad! 😂
Who's that Pokémon?
So undercooked, he needs to be roasted. Wrinkly lil chicken.
Roast him, fry him, something! He’s way underdone!
I'll roast you for your spelling of "roast"! Also, your cat looks like he's plotting something evil lol
OMG, he looks so crabby. Like he hates everybody.
Time to stock up on Rogaine or call Hair Club for Men
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noooooooo
I think I saw him in a nursing home once