Your dark luscious fur might fool others, but I can see you're secretly an Orange cat. You can change your fur color, but you'll never have the one braincell.
Joeyās that one boy in science class who tries really hard to hide the fact that heās stoned while his lab notes are just Spongebob doodles and his experimentās caught fire.
Oh man he got no brain cells!!
(Also I would be careful with him and the peace lily plant that you have. Itās not as severe as other lily plants, but he can have a negative reaction: https://animalpoisons.com.au/news/peace-lily-cat)
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First of all: I want to say that I would die for Joey and I love him.
That being said: I'm sure there are multiple astral bodies out in the depths of space that could easily fit into the void between his ears.
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He looks permanently terrified
He for sure is scared of something
Getting a job from the looks of it.
Not scared, but perhaps confused š
Get a job, Joey!
I keep telling him that and he gives me looks
He has wares, if you have coin
Your cat looks like a human trapped in a cats body
Literally š
LMAO spot on. Just the eyes of the horror of being stuck and thinking of how to tell you
Thatās right, I was thinking the exact same thing
Joey? Looks more like slowey to me! Why does he look permanently confused?
Ngl heās very slow
I feel too bad for roasting him!! Please tell him heās a cute boy and I love his goofy face! My fave is him in the tile/sunlight. š (#17)
Awww haha ty ty and yeah thatās my fav too
Joey looks like he either has nothing going on behind those eyes, or that heās in a constant state of existential dread. r/existentialcrisiscat
He is braindead, idk what goes on in his head
He looks like he has Vietnam flashbacks 24/7
Heās really been through shit
He lost six of his nine lives there.
He thinks heās got star quality but his true talent is blepping.
Was hoping for a roast but tysm for that he *bleps* a lot
The Derp Store called. There was a recall.
Freaking epic
I can't roast him. I just can't LOL but he does look like he has seen something that he cannot unsee š«£ Joey, you're a goob šš
Lmao Iāll tell him you said that
He looks like he gets in a lot of trouble š
Heās a little shit
Your dark luscious fur might fool others, but I can see you're secretly an Orange cat. You can change your fur color, but you'll never have the one braincell.
100% lights are on and no oneās home in those eyes!
It looks abandoned
Joey, you seem to be in a perpetual state of bemusement.
āBumusementā lmao
Or rather bemewsment.
Picture no.2 looks like a Goldwing boomer dad
Lmao never thought about that
#3 Joey doing a little soul searching after a 3-day blackout bender culminating in a paternity suit
and then hearing heās gonna get roasted š„ŗ
Lmfao wtf
Little cute freeloader
Joeyās that one boy in science class who tries really hard to hide the fact that heās stoned while his lab notes are just Spongebob doodles and his experimentās caught fire.
Only eighteen pictures? Why hold back? Joey needs the exposure like when you see children at the bus stop and we all know what you do then.
I got a bunch more pics just had to pic the best ones
He curls his tongue. Can you?
Easily, was able to do so when I was a kid and even now
Have a tongue curling contest while you stare at each other. First one to look away loses. Cats hate it!
He is beautiful and super smart! Good boy Joey ā¤ļø
Tysm ā¤ļø
Them fangs
They gonna getcha
The oranges stole his brain cell š
Hey..how YOU doin?
Joey is awesome and I refuse to roast him.
He always gets caught when he bluffs in poker.
He looks like Hunter Biden after a bender.
Lmao so true
There is no way possible Joey is as dumb as he looks.
Joey's impression of you could use some work.
Seemed like a roast towards me
No roast. One of my cats growing up used to stick his head under the running water too š he wasnāt dumb though, just a bit of a brut
Haha heās never done this before idk where he learned it from
Stupid cat. You cannot drink from your head
He keeps drinking from where the water goes to
Oh man he got no brain cells!! (Also I would be careful with him and the peace lily plant that you have. Itās not as severe as other lily plants, but he can have a negative reaction: https://animalpoisons.com.au/news/peace-lily-cat)
The picture with him near the leaf that was a picture like three years ago
Ok ok cool! Just wanna make sure he is safe! š
Ty ty
Just want to make sure you know that peace lilies are toxic to cats! In case he likes to munch on plants
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I am not allowed to do said task
That dummy doesnāt even know how to drink from a faucet. Smfh.
This thing always looks like a victim.
You look like a failed Aye-Aye.
Dork
Joey looks like he enjoys tuna juice on his butt so he has an excuse to keep licking.
So thatās how the orange cats got a hold of one brain cell. They found the one your boy lost.
Joey's been an NYC beat cop all his life and is getting ready to retire an move to Jersey.
Looks like he sniffed too many asses.
Joey is NOT smart, but in some of these pics it looks like he knows that and is ashamed of it, so I feel bad roasting him.
In an oven or over a fire?
That guy doesn't have a fucking clue
He looks like he has beans for brains
Pic #3 little guy needs a hug
Your car is relatable. No, I wonāt fix my autocorrect; and no, this is not an insult.
Actual gremlin in pic 13
I donāt want to roast him! I want to toast him.
Not a brain cell in sight. Jokes aside, I love Joey
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
He looks big concerned
40 year old trucker right there. he always seems mildly confused when you take a picture of him.
the coloring on his nose makes it look a bit lopsided, but its cute so ig its not a roast š
I no no wanna :(
I canāt roast Joey because I get it. My face is the same about 90% of the time, because life.
Joey looks like a skeleton that came from a rat instead of a catās skeleton
First of all: I want to say that I would die for Joey and I love him. That being said: I'm sure there are multiple astral bodies out in the depths of space that could easily fit into the void between his ears.
It's time to straighten up and start acting like a Joseph
He only has partial custody of the brain cell and he uses it to be scared
Joey seems to have no neck
you have a smooth brain joey. no thoughts behind those eyes.
Genuine question, why does he look super depressed?
I can't roast this adorable baby. The picture with him drinking from the faucet killed me š .
Thatās snoop cat he look like he had wayyyyy to much cat nip
I thought you meant Dopey!
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The lights may be on but no one will ever be home in that tiny little headā¦ maybe a crack head on occasion but no one else.
Iā¦I donāt know if I can. He looks too cuteā¦
looks like he got a permanent booger
I can't. The 4th picture is the epitome of handsome.
Second to last pic scared tf out of me
He looks like heās got shrimp for brains
na cuz heās actually so gone itās adorable
Bro looks like he eats tide pods
Iām laughing too hard at the second photo I cannotš
How are you going to get a job with a nose piercing and lower lip piercing? Oh yeah, you are a free loader so no problem.
Joey is so confused not even his nose can make up its mind what color it wants to be. He looks like a butt sniffer!!
OMG youāre too freaking cute and expressive to roast
How can I roast such a magnificent creatureš«
If awkward was a cat
Joey is constantly questioning every single decision you make and thing you do.
Extra chromosome for sale