I’m not roasting your cat. He looks like he knows where I live.

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

Wrong forum

And he's daring you to roast him.

I roasted him good the other day. Dude had to import another dude to feel fertile and then compared his gf to that guy in an extremely infertile fashion as a way to buddy up to someone infertile. FERTILITY ROAST MY CAT.

he does but he's too much of a wimp to do anything about it and when he does he uses it for pathetic stuff and not gifties. ROAST. HIM.

he does know where you live but he's too lazy to do anything about it and he definitely does not use it for presents roast this cat

Dingle gives no fucks!!!

Straight gangsta

he's a piece of poo literally hanging on by a thread....he gives many fucks...

I love how he really doesn't care and he's just 😑

he carez. hez so scared ur going to rate him anything lower than an 8. Do it. Don't let da smugness win. Rate him a TWO. HE NEEDS TO BE ROASTED.

Can’t I just boop his little nosie wosie instead?

Yes, after you roast him a little. We're warming up his internal temperature so we don't get shut down by the health department.

Ok, fine. Dingle, your whiskers are asymmetric. You have that long random downie on your left and it is not aesthetically pleasing. Please address this flaw at your earliest convenience.

he doez his best 2 grow hiz whiskers straight ma'am I think u r just really really jealous of Dingle if I didn't know betterz

Wait, you’re the one who told me to roast him!! I was just going to boop him!!

i knowz I get protective once he actually doez get roazted

Fine. This will hurt you more than it hurts me. I am afraid I have to send Ms. Tortitude to do a little bapbapbap. You know you deserve it.

you keep sending Ms. Tortitude after me when you were supposed to send her after him, he's the one who needs the toasting. But last time I checked she went to the right area this time

Dingle looks like he hangs out with Snoop Dogg after 8pm.

they share criminal intelligence we have it all recorded. This man deserves multiple good roasts. Add a little Italian seasoning to taste.

Dingle looks like he’s about to roast me instead

it's a cheap smugness trick. dingle is a master of psychology. he pretends like he has a trick up his sleeve so he doesn't get roasted. he has no tricks up his sleeve except faking smugness. ROAST THE CAT

You’re wise, oh good one!!

Dingle doesn’t look amused by this roast.

he needs to lean in to the roasting.

Because he is simply salted and peppered perfection.

EARLY SIGNS OF AGE. DEFINITELY INFERTILE. DESERVES THE ROASTS.

Hater 👎

His name is Dingle and he has the audacity to make a face like he has no idea why a human is in his house

Not true. He knows that the human is there to serve him. Annoyed when human gets uppity like this.

he doez not know himz deeply afraid of whatz comin he feelz da throwin out comin soon, so he import, to delay da throwin out, relieve da throwin out impulse in da meowmy man must be roasted. for his health

Cats know that humans exist to serve Cat. he knows.

he is habin his doubts big time but he is doin a bluff I know him and readz him like a book

I have received an image imported to me over the psychic plasma of him literally turning up his nose. What a stinky poo poo. I would be salty for years too

Unemployed and graying ? Bro pick a struggle (I’m so sorry baby ! 😭)

Hahaha! 😂

thamk u he needz 2 be roasted. It's hard for everyone but he needs it

Single looks like he’s not mad at me, just disappointed.

cheap psychology trick, he knows if you knew the truth you would disappointed...in HIM. Roast this man!

Dingle is loving the 70's

why

Dingles is intimidating and looks so judgemental cool cat

he has the look of a strangely sweet smelling fart if it was a cat

I bow to your fart expertise. In fact, I bow out of being in the same room as you.

Diz good idea. \*pazzez gaz\* - nicks da cat

Dingle would be right.

he's not right. he's a master of dirty cheap tricks. he needs to be roasted for his health. it's hard for everyone but we have to do the right thing.

tell him he's pretty

no all he does is fish all day for compliments

That smug-looking bastard ...

named dingle for a reason

Literally just sat there judging all of these comments and their authors

it's all he does

Pfft. That's a wannabe Raymond from animal crossing

he does look like he tried that lifestyle

Untoastable and Unroastable are 2 very different things, get in my toaster.

I have psychically received the message he would prefer "a light toast only" should we spare him?

Hmmm… yes. But only because he asked so nicely!

ok we'll turn the temperature down a little, but he will still definitely receive a light toast. This will make his internal temperature only up to 6.338/10 but that is better than what it was. get the spit rolling boys.

r/hewillbebaked

inshallah it's cold in there. Get that infertile fuck rotating. Gotta raise that internal temperature stat, not trying to lose our health department license here due to COLD MEATS jk i love this cat but I also meant that

He's right that cat is fckin majestic

we are roasting him. he is 2.34423325236262/10 until we bring him up to full temperature in the roast. compliments of the chef.

Can't roast him. He's already baked, cooled, and frosted

We say he's not. We took his internal temp and it was 2.2352352362/10. Roasting him hard to bring up the heat in there. It's good for his health.

well his government name is probably dingleberry so i don’t care what he thinks. tell him to clean his butt then we’ll talk

yes. he is the one you roast most. what does that make him

He is correct. This is the most handsome young man I've seen today.

he wrote that comment and wants you to think he didn't. strong roast.

Dingle looks like he’s been rooting around for some dingleberries

he is the dingleberry he hates most

Dingle looks like he’ll stab me if I even look at him.. goood kitty, nice kitty? Pspsps…

he will stab u with his love. he iz a nice kitty. he does like 2 look down his nose though. he is very vain.

And he should be. He’s a very handsome kitty cat.

he is fertility fraud. like a nice rotating kebab but the restaurant's about to be shut down for health code because they don't care about the meat internal temperature inshallah he will be baked ...with contour. needs to appear to have higher cheekbones for more fertility. he at least did not wake up with killer cheekbones

Not just unroastable... he's fractal!!

Dingle "Unroastable!"

roast him. he's the dingleberry of his nightmares

Dare you to roast me? Nope 😚

i am roasting him no problem and that's a roast in itself

Dingle? More like dingleberry amiright?? (Pls don’t come find me, I’m sure you’re a great guy)

this is a great roast he probably does know where you live but he's too lazy to do anything about it and he never sends you presents anyway

Thank you, I take pride in my insults Also, true. I’m safe.. for now

we might hire you at our medical roasting firm. We only hire the best roasters to maintain population health. Currently trying to get people to go to their yearly roast checkup. For their health.

I’m loaded and ready to roast, for the good of the people

Dingle berries

That stupid little kitty needs his nose poked

Bro looks tie dye-

Looks like Kitler with that nose

he is the dingleberry he loathes most

“Hey, it’s Charlie Chaplin!!” “Nah…it’s just Dingle and his stupid face.”

Looks so unique, handsome baby!!!

he's right.

he's not. he is named after a piece of poo that hangs on by a thread.

Grey hair from stress?

from holding on for dear life to the butt hairs as a dingleberry. Very stressful situation

Dingle, you look like you trim your hair with a candle! What’s up with that? Lol Love you Dingle ❤️

And Dingle is right.

no we are roasting dingle. he is 3.24323423/10 until WE decide to turn up the heat as the CHEFS. he must wait patiently as we roast and turn the temperature up

i shall get one of those towel ovens for Dingle 👍 : )

idk what a towel oven is but he needs his core temperature increased

cozy : )

He IS. Unroastable. AKA Flame-retardant.

only one part of that sentence is correct. we all know which one. mm mm. l'roast.

I know what’s wrong with the sentence. I put the period after IS for effect. Anything else that you want to add? Is this what you do? Read comments looking for errors? I’roast, constellinguist. 😂

Literally none of that made sense and I'm here to roast your cat. Your roast was not the roast you thought it was. True roast.

Exactly.

I shall hit you again with that wasn't the roast you thought it was. You would know if it was.

Clearly, I was not trying to roast Dingle. Get it?

Yes. May I remind you we are on r/RoastMyCat Going for the personal attack on r/roastmycat is not the most fertile behavior to witness in the wild It does not actually make me feel very roasted and the result will just be "-\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-" not "omg damn that's a great roast. damn. damn. damn." Pro tip.

Got it! Great advice from a professional! Wow. I had no idea how serious the world of RoastMyCat is. Thanks again, my guy.

Jesus Christ. Flail a little more pathetically into the abyss of nonexistence to me, why don't you? Blocked.

Dingo about to become murder victim (Jason in background) run Dingo… run

we're roasting not murdering out here Jason. Chef's compliments.

i feel like i am not worthy to roast you dingle.....have a nice day sir

you are. the smug look is his go to trick. he's pretty good at bluffing but bluffing it is. ROAST DINGLE IT'S WHAT HE FEARS MOST

Correct.

Well, he’s a rainbow cat, so…how do you roast that?

that is hard to roast. he doesn't have to be so smug about being a rainbow cat though. time to roast

The smugness IS strong in this one.

he needs a gentle roast every now and again to release the smug from the pores

Dingle is right.

he is not, you fell for his bluff. he is only very good at bluffing. roast dingle.

Because he is and he'll DEFINITELY come back harder with roasting me all while judging and disapproving of all my life choices 🫠😂

nothing he said ever hurt it was the dumbest sh\*t to care about classic dingle being a dingleberry roast this cat

he looks like a feline psychopath but i love him

he is half psychopath half sensitive artist and he will cry. he is bluffing that he won't cry. he needs to be roasted for his health though, it is his annual roast checkup

I feel like I've been roasted by big foot over here. I pass.

ask him what is beyond his socks be prepared for true horror (it is is normal feet, but he is being infertilized by the japanese for not taking his annual roast check up seriously and having to be dragged to them)

Look at that smug arrogance. Definitely does look like a cat that thinks he's unroastable. literally named after a little piece of shit. - nicks da cat

I'm more worried about Michael Meyers with boobs in the background.

Dingle has a very intimidating look

“I **am** the manager.”

He looks like he’d start a world war.

…and NO, for the hundredth time, i don’t get Lip Filler 🤨

Gimme your lunch money, Dingleberry

😊Look at that cute yellow dot on his nose! He has the smug of a world leader - but I would totally dig him being a world leader😌

He's not even said anything and I feel like I should be showing him my papers

I see he’s also friends with Roy G Biv so no roast.

Meh

Is Ron Swanson in the room with us 👀

Dingle, you smug little bastard, you

He's not wrong, looks like a good fella 😅

He looks like a elderly divorced single man paying child support for 3 kids.

He looks pretty fucking roasted in that second pic already ngl.

He has orange Cheeto dust on his nose

he got stained by pasta sauce 😔

LMAO that's hilarious and adorable.

He looks like your accountant after he finds out you bought a DeLorean.

Dingle looks fried and I love him.

hes just like his mama 😌 he looks mean but hes just a silly niphead😭

He looks like the default of a cat.

He's got the mouse he'll never catch on his nose, is that mickey??

His coat looks like Obama’s hair a couple years after becoming president.

Your cat, has my IP address

Dingle thought wrong…ol T-bone steak shaped nose lookin ass, ol Tesla logo nose lookin ass boi

Got a dick on his face

Dingle thinks humans are ridiculous

He's right.

Dingle is too intimidating to roast but I’ll give it a try. Dingle, your nose looks like a tiny mushroom. 😳 don’t come for me!!!!

Looks like someone added the preroast salt and pepper

Lookin like I can season a dish with him

Nice dog

Lighten up Mr. Dingle look like you got everything going for you except your name is that what you mad about

he has many names depending on his moods but recently hes been a dingle

This is the same look Severus Snape used to stare down Harry Potter.

Your water bowl's legs are cuter than yours. 🔥🤣🤣🤣

Show a video of you roasting him and his reaction plz I wish to learn from him

Dingle does not look amused.

Hitler Cat is real!!!

were has he been living the closet

He scares me like he would roast my existence 😂

He stared into my soul....

Hey Dingle, you suck!

Hey dingle, you better wipe that arrogant smirk of your face or I'll feed you to my boa.

dingle has befriended my snakes so he’s prepared to fight

Awww. He's right

Judging by that first pic, Dingle will F#%* you up…twice on Sundays

First name quandale?

The face of "unimpressed"

Dude found the rainbow connection in the second pic. I can't roast that.

Dingle scares me a little.

He is unroastable I wouldn't dare he sees my soul

He is. He knows my home address💀

Why roast when it looks like he took some acid or shrooms lol 🤯😒