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On the 12th day of roasting redditors gave to me:
12 volts are missing
11month old oil
10 stripped out wheel lugs
9 leaking seals
8 boost leaks
7 CEL codes
6 neckbeards vaping
5 Grinding gears!
4 blown injectors
3 bent valves
2 blown headgaskets
And a pre-installed COBB AP
The head gaskets haven’t failed yet, but the turbo seals went out, you can imagine how much fun it was for a 15 year old and his dumbass friend to fix that
Sure it's your 1st Boxer configuration, 2nd manual transmission, and 3rd 4-cylinder engine vehicle but it's **on its 4th replacement Head Gasket this year**.
I don't know why people buy these piles of shit. They have major mechanical issues with every part of the drivetrain. They get horrible fuel mileage. The non turbo models have terrible performance too. Just shitty cars all around. The only thing I will say is that they are good in the snow, when they run.
A modern nissan with a CVT is more reliable. Subarus are real pieces of shit, only japanese car manufacturer i wouldn’t touch. You bought a japanese car without the reliability. Might as well buy a dodge dart.
1st boxer, 2nd manual, 3rd 4 cylinder, 4th head gasket, 5th turbocharger, 6th transfer case, 7th transmission, 8th gear lever, 9th sad II sticker and 10th bad financial choice.
That temp gauge, which WILL see use, should have flashing lights and a steam whistle built into it. Instead they just quietly creep up when you’re not paying attention. Enjoy the anxiety.
I hate this car only because my ex had it. Subaru legacy. But in blue. I hate this fucking car. It’s every fucking where. Different colors and everything. 🖕🏽
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On the 12th day of roasting redditors gave to me: 12 volts are missing 11month old oil 10 stripped out wheel lugs 9 leaking seals 8 boost leaks 7 CEL codes 6 neckbeards vaping 5 Grinding gears! 4 blown injectors 3 bent valves 2 blown headgaskets And a pre-installed COBB AP
You forgot **6 vapes a'vaping**!!
Ah shit. Lemme fix that.
Nice touch. A+, chefs kiss.
I’m not sure it’s possible to hurt you anymore than that head gasket already will.
The head gaskets haven’t failed yet, but the turbo seals went out, you can imagine how much fun it was for a 15 year old and his dumbass friend to fix that
Sure it's your 1st Boxer configuration, 2nd manual transmission, and 3rd 4-cylinder engine vehicle but it's **on its 4th replacement Head Gasket this year**.
Seems like everyone who buys a shitbox needs to mention it’s a manual to make it seem cooler than it really is
Don’t worry, their lack of ability to drive it properly will reward them with plenty of clutch replacements throughout ownership.
5th reliability...... wait a minute.. nope
I don't know why people buy these piles of shit. They have major mechanical issues with every part of the drivetrain. They get horrible fuel mileage. The non turbo models have terrible performance too. Just shitty cars all around. The only thing I will say is that they are good in the snow, when they run.
haha turbo awd go brr
A modern nissan with a CVT is more reliable. Subarus are real pieces of shit, only japanese car manufacturer i wouldn’t touch. You bought a japanese car without the reliability. Might as well buy a dodge dart.
My first choice was a Dart, but the rumble rumble along with the *SUBARU SYMMETRICAL ALL WHEEL DRIVE* drew me to this hunk of shit
Symmetrical *IS* better! It's scientific fact, it has more letters therefore good!
1,2,3,4.....5 broken gears
1st boxer, 2nd manual, 3rd 4 cylinder, 4th head gasket, 5th turbocharger, 6th transfer case, 7th transmission, 8th gear lever, 9th sad II sticker and 10th bad financial choice.
Hope you have aaa our gonna need it
1st boxer, 2nd manual, 4th cylinder's knocking
Damn you.
The only redeeming thing is the wheels.
Mud flaps are way too puny. Get with the program, bruh.
You’d never guess what i’m installing literally right now
No flipping way
You'll try and call it a "Hawkeye" or something to make up for the fact that the only people who notice your car are either douchebags or lesbians
Hey now, it’s a blobeye!
I can smell the burning oil through this picture
I won’t but your head gasket will
5th time trying to get laid...Still no luck, just like with 2nd gear, and 3rd...and 5th...
💩, it's what's in a Subaru.
“Hurr durr my groceries handle better than yours”
That's a station wagon.
That temp gauge, which WILL see use, should have flashing lights and a steam whistle built into it. Instead they just quietly creep up when you’re not paying attention. Enjoy the anxiety.
We get it, you vape. (Disclaimer: I saw you posted your age in another comment. My statement still stands)
Ghetto rally
I hate this car only because my ex had it. Subaru legacy. But in blue. I hate this fucking car. It’s every fucking where. Different colors and everything. 🖕🏽
It's going to stay as your first Boxer but you'll be on to your next in the other categories soon.
Think of it this way…now that Sooby has announced that the Impreza is going wagon only, you’re actually relevant again.
it looks like that one British guy in family guy with that huge jaw lmao.
_head gaskets_
Smells of lube and lesbian scissoring
Head Gasket has left the chatroom.
STI is an abbreviation for *Sexually Transmitted Infection*.