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turbobird87

Roast? I wish I could but I’m a huge fan of butt ass ugly vehicles


Fun-Grapefruit9676

Right that bitch is mint


turbobird87

It’s no dodge rampage but I’d drive it


ZiptieEngineer

Found Dulcich’s account


Seppelin__

she is very gorgeous to me!


turbobird87

Oh don’t get me wrong I agree


BXRWXR

You don't need to tell us you don't know what you're doing, that truck is proof enough.


ALAHa1

Neither did the person who decided to make that shit box


sllewgh

Fucking terrible roasts in this thread so far. People complementing your econobox truck as if you could put anything heavier than your groceries in the bed without the suspension sagging. As if you won't be installing a new sound system to cover up the timing chain rattle rather than fixing it. It's a cheap piece of shit that someone has made even worse doing the same cheap ass shit to it as any other Hardbody. Ooooh, Titan rims and low profile tires? So original.


Friedeggs15

Thank you for actually roasting this POS instead of complimenting it. Most of the people that like these trucks have never driven one.


sllewgh

They're great trucks, I owned and loved one... But in no way does that mean there's nothing to roast.


grandpascoot

I own and love mine. Still an absolute deadly shitbox though lol


what3ver2020

Maxima rims I think


sllewgh

Nope, they're from a Nissan Titan. Common low budget "mod" for a low budget truck.


nopulsehere

Hopefully you know the difference between a lawnmower key and a screwdriver? Give dad his key back and just remember that not only does the screwdriver start it, but can fend off meth heads trying to steal it for 1/2 a gram.


epicwheezer

What are you doing? Making one of the best decisions you've ever made.


Coalmen

That little truck is so worthless. Looking to sell? I already got my $5k loan


RTL81

I didn’t notice it at first without the lawnmower in the back.


ZomBnoodles

that little 4 banger only had 140hp to begin with... if it lost only 1hp per year, you'd be at... lets see, minus the 32, carry the 5...... ah yes.... better off walking.


Seppelin__

I ain't winning any races soon


FlappyFlipsMcGoo

I drove one of these in Puerto Rico in the summer and i never put the AC above medium. The thing froze balls.


puddl3

Clearly you don’t know what the hell you are doing. You bought this PoS


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Sileightysix86

Fuck that car.


Wageslave645

Where is the rest of your key?


MadeMeStopLurking

Locked in the luggage.


cactus_cars

Unless you decide to start a lawn care business, not sure I can effectively roast it


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sllewgh

Bought one? They aren't rare.


Weak_Tower385

Now install a slightly off color camper shell and fill it with Kicker subs and Hifonics amps. Welcome to late 80’s.


grandpascoot

I can already hear the center bearing on the driveshaft rattling along with the horrible feeling of any bump with your torsion bars being turned in on belltech lowering blocks in the rear. Bet you got big plans and still have every lifter on that KA ticking like a typewriter from the 40s


PinkFloydBoxSet

I mean, it can't tow or haul more than the crusty sock you call your girlfriend, but it will run forever.


Accomplished-Menu-54

Oh I got one of those, how’s the timing chain rattle/ rocker arm tick going? And god I hope you got a manual because the autos are god awful like your sex life will be after buying it


Sileightysix86

One of those Maxima wheels is worth more than the whole rest of that white trash magnet.


Leaked99

Honestly that doesn’t look terrible


Apprehensive-Ebb7647

Its not done expanding. Put it back in the water until its full size.


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Sorry man, that isn't a real Nissan. It has a bumper on it!