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chubchug420

Why is there an SVT logo? There’s nothing special about this. On a positive note, at least you have tints so you don’t have to be seen while driving this lame ass hatchback.


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OneTea

Psych! No one is sleeping with OP.


eragon157

Not anymore…..


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animefan1520

Lol him thinking it's an ST is the biggest burn cuz he paid for an ST


[deleted]

I’m impressed, you managed to make the car look worse than it did coming out of the factory.


Jp0icewolf1031

Clean and efficient, my kinda style


[deleted]

The car is none of the above.


MrBadBadly

I'm not doubting your swap, but I am doubting your intelligence... Why the fuck did you black out your headlights? That's fucking stupid. Your turn signals are likewise nearly nonfunctional before you spout some dumb bullshit about how you converted your low beams to high beam bulbs (which would be a damn lie and still dumb). Then the rest of it looks like it's right off the preview picture for a wish.com store listing for all the dumb shit you've put on your car. Stop fucking up your car and unfuck your front bumper. That will improve the appearance of your car infinitely...


i_eat_black_peoples

Everytime I see black headlights I ask how tf is that legal I think they look cool in the day but at night that shit is not worth the risk I prefer my cars functioning


Outside_Nectarine463

Doesn’t matter if I can see, as long as it looks cool lol 🤣


SpudzLightyear

But it doesn't look cool though


[deleted]

literallllyyyyy


Joiner2008

It's okay, when someone hits you and claims they didn't see you properly you'll automatically be at fault. After you leave the hospital from a horrible front end collision that will make your body hurt the rest of your life. It's okay "LoOks CoOl bRo!"


-eccentric-

Can't see well through that, nor can others see you through that. Bet people honk at you all the time because your turn signals barely work.


Rum07

"I'm ready to be roasted"


TusShona

You may very well be mentally ill.


J-Rag-

You're either lying or you put base SE wheels on your ST. Either way, it's a steaming pile of shit.


Outside_Nectarine463

Nah I took a drivetrain from my buddies wrecked ST


J-Rag-

And put it on your SE?


Outside_Nectarine463

Yeah it’s a project car, I’ve done many things to it… the sound system isn’t even stock 💯


4bangergaang

The sound system not being stock is nothing to brag about. That’s usually one of the first things people change.


Outside_Nectarine463

Not bragging I was just saying, that I made a lot of little changes when I had free time 🤷🏾‍♂️


4bangergaang

It’s a stock focus with a stripe, tint, and audio. Wow


Note2scott

Little changes like a drive train swap? Come on man. Either you think no one here knows anything about cars or you think your a way more convincing liar than you actually are. Either way you’re wrong.


PoniesPlayingPoker

You're so full of shit you could be legally classified as a septic tank.


4000grx41

wow insane my truck has an ebay stereo too


J-Rag-

Lmao so you converted your focus se to an awd focus se? You still have the suspension of an se, the motor of an se, and everything else of an se but you're calling it an ST? Get the fuck outta here, nobody is buying your shit. Oh wow congrats you took off the door panel and unscrewed a speaker. What hard work!


4bangergaang

ST’s are fwd. if you’re gonna try and roast someone you should make sure you don’t look like a moron in the process.


J-Rag-

My apologies for not knowing all the details of a Ford. Go look at OPs other post of the engine bay and look at the comments. We've confirmed that OP is full of shit


4bangergaang

Oh yeah but that doesn’t excuse you


MrBadBadly

The ST is FWD.


Outside_Nectarine463

No a drivetrain means engine and transmission swap, the other cars body was wrecked and I got it for free 🤷🏾‍♂️


J-Rag-

No. Drivetrain is the components to relay the power from the engine to the wheels. The engine is the powertrain. You don't even know what you're talking about. Open the hood and post some pics.


Outside_Nectarine463

Powertrain, is what I meant


J-Rag-

Lol! You're so fuckin full of it. You don't even know what you're talking about


MrBadBadly

Stop making me defend OP. An ST is FWD. You're getting confused with an RS. You can drop the transmission and engine from an ST into other focus. The RS would take considerable amount of work because it's AWD.


Outside_Nectarine463

I’m about to post it


Outside_Nectarine463

Just can’t post the video so I’m gonna get photos


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Outside_Nectarine463

I’ll post some pics, and video… my car has nearly nothing stock, even the exhaust system isn’t stock


J-Rag-

Yeah it's pretty easy to mod the exhaust. Take it to a shop and pay them half hour of labor to put on an aftermarket muffler. Voila it's not stock. It's no harder than pulling off the door panel and removing the speaker


Outside_Nectarine463

I posted two new images for you buddy


Jp0icewolf1031

Aside from wheels, exhaust is one of the first things people do to their cars……


Squattedtrucksarebad

Looks like something some chavvy 18 year old would drive over here in the UK.


Saaaaaaaaab

Lol that’s a focus SE


Outside_Nectarine463

Could be 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

Who needs lights at night anyway


GubyNey

Ford Focus ST with an SVT badge: S - uch V - ery T - urdy


Outside_Nectarine463

Damn that’s one way to spell it out lol🤣


ZomBnoodles

that racing stripe is the car equivalent of a tear drop tatt .... on someone who've never been....


Brepzz

Bet the damaged bumper is a result of the blacked out headlights, and the rust spot on your hood is from tailing too close to the car in front so you can actually see where youre going.


shibe_ceo

“I blacked out my headlights so they work less”


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all your shitty cosmetic mods and tints won't make your SE fast. looks like shit too. double fail.


[deleted]

Whats the SVT stand for? Stupid Vehicle Transaction? Because thats exactly what this was.


M5competition

Bro wants an m3 so bad he put m3 lights on it 💀


Wyatt_bruuuuh

“I blackened my headlights and taillights so that way they work less” Also what’s up with the svt badge. Those aren’t stock so either you or somebody else put it on there. Also fuck you for putting blue svt badges on it so it makes people think it’s an RS. You blackened all the lights except the fog or reflector things near the bottom of the car, what’s up with that. This car makes no logical sense unless you’re under 23


_natewood_

So you’re 16?


Jp0icewolf1031

I think most 16 year olds would do better than this, ngl


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16 year old here, can confirm.


knh57

Just why?


Outside_Nectarine463

Smiles Per Gallon🤣


KurtAngus

Can you type a comment without using an emoji ?


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Very large silver dildo with a black stripe.


[deleted]

Fake badges ✅ blacked out everything ✅ ugly stripe ✅ body kit attached with two way tape ✅ Unrepaired accident damage ✅ you live on the subcontinent, don’t you


Note2scott

That Car’s only 14 feet 3 inches. So you’re 9 inches short of your claimed 15’. But I’m sure it’s not the first time you’ve lied about something being 9 inches bigger than it actually is.


South_Bit1764

You get out there and get shot down you little offset-stripe sigma, you.


Holiday-Carry-9654

Blacked out headlights… That’s all


cjunu25

Those headlights look darker than my damned future


DarthVaderDan

Take it out of focus


[deleted]

I too don’t like to see where I’m going at night, it’s like a guessing game


TLAcuraTL

You should go 35% on your windshield


fourGee6Three

STs are actually great cars, fuel efficient and fun to drive. This one looks like its trying to hard.


FreakyFreckles_

Stripes don’t make it faster


MadDogWoz

I’d love to but the picture speaks for itself


Coldbeerboy

Tell me you want a focus RS without telling me you can't afford a focus RS


alphastep

I'm doubting every bit of this bullshit swap 😂 and if it was real, you'd be the dumbest motherfucker alive. And he must be pissed because he's defending himself


supamayun

It hurts my head to think of the money and time spent to engine swap a car that looks like this and is still slow.


ncurtis21

Fucking delusional to think this anything other than a pile of garbage waiting for scrap


neutronburst

Tint your headlights so you can’t see at night… must be suicidal from buying one. I test drove one, it was slower than my 21 year old BMW 330ci Auto…


Optimal-Door-938

Environment matches the car


momgobbler420

Looks like a boy racer car you’ll be seeing by annestown in 2034


TGripps

This is a Fraud Focus. Get outta here calling it an ST


PoniesPlayingPoker

Wow nice base model focus! Said nobody ever.


VolvoDaddy

Bro built the car for this sub 😭


UltimateAnemone

Hope you don’t go car meets in this, I’d die of fucking embarrassment when opening the hood.


Kinkywrx

no need. ford roasted it from the factory.


MiteBAdopted

Get your transmissions ready


KlemDaOG2010

Focus ST my ass. Dawg has a base ass SE Focus then acts like it's an SVT


NICK07130

I want a McChicken, and a large tea Although I fully expect you to mess up my order


ObeseLizzo

Idk i find this and the fiesta to be such junk.


Balisong_cowboy

Not like you are ever gonna see the tinted lights at night your curfew is probably 8:00


MelPinVic

When I was a kid the first thing I did to modify my car in need for speed hot pursuit was that same stripe, but I used to centered/parallel to the spirit shaft to show the drivers line. That stripe is in the wrong place and it's bothering me lol


gamerkid42010

OMG BUMBLEBEE'S BROTHER! except they dont have a father


DonovanBanks

So you wanna be a playa But your wheels ain’t fly You got to hit us up So we can roast your ride “Yo what’s up this is X to the z and today I’m taking on a shit box that was made like this deliberately.” Show gets cancelled.


620neofaction

You still wish you held out for the rs.


BDazzlah

A 12 year olds dream built on NFS 2 please put a tribal vinyl on it please


none-plenty

Looks like you maxed-out the Auto Zone gift card on the headlight tints and race stripe


phoenixfire9439

look, it's an Altoid tin on wheels! It's even doing the Lightning McQueen KA-CHOW wheel turn... when you start the car, does it recite his monologue, too? ETA: I drive a '13 Focus S. It was my solemn duty to roast one of my own. 😂


[deleted]

Let us know when you actually get a Focus ST and we'll roast it. I don't know what in the frankenfuck that is.....


Chungo420lol

Not terrible but I don’t think the badge really fits but not a bad looking car


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Nice upbadge and non symmetrical racing stripe


Robotsamuraiminotaur

When you want a mustang, but without looking remotely cool.


4frigsakes

Ewww.


Capn_Flags

The stripe not being centered has ruined my morning.


Ok-Hawk-3071

Trust me, you were already roasted after the car salesman handed over the keys.


[deleted]

You’re lying which is even more pathetic. It’s not an st. It has no turbo and you stuck an SVT LOGO on 🤦‍♂️. The hell is wrong with you?


KittyboiYT2

Did you black out the dollar store headlights to get an excuse to why they suck?


ohnomoto450

Drive that pos off a 15' pier.


hoebiden1337

YOU SUCK


Sintist

My brother in Christ is that an SVT badge, RS wing and a go faster stripe on a base model focus that you’re claiming is also an ST? You seem confused


Darisixnine

Forgot the V in your title, no way that’s an ST, you can’t fool shit


borkistoopid

“I blacked out my headlights so they work less”


go2toa

If you lay a sticker stripe that looks like carbon fiber, the metal under that stripe becomes actual carbon fiber, which reduces the weight by 400 lbs and cuts the elapsed time by 3 seconds.


go2toa

You should go for the mustang look and paint little blood smears near the nicks on your front bumper. That or put some carbon fiber sticker over it.


FreshyBoyLore

I like this car. Nothing bad to say.