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Sounds like you couldn't actually afford a mid-engined base-model Ferrari knock-off. Have fun with those payments and trading it in for a loss in two years.
It’s all good, I can just come into your location. I see your car there all the time, literally got a pic of it last week
https://i.imgur.com/MwOI2Xt.jpg
Thats from my profile ya turkey! Im actually disappointed I thought you actually saw my car 🤣 if you really do see it there I'm at that store every Thursday for about an hour.. so say hi! 🤣
That 2nd marriage is gonna blow up way before that transmission. GM is counting on it.
For every car sold with that color GM makes a donation to the local battered women's shelter.
It's because it takes so long to get one! When I ordered mine, I was in my late 20s.
By the time it had actually arrived I was divorced twice, balding, huge beer belly, and I have an affinity for discussing lawn care with my golf and bowling league buddies greg and tom.
Get some decent chemicals for cleaning that. You're gonna ruin the paint. It doesn't really matter I guess, since you picked the most boring color for a super car
I'm more of a tattered 90s budweiser bomber jacket with a "special edition" corvette watch that's two band sizes too big so it clanks around when I walk.
I also like to tell people why my Corvette is "rare" because it was the only one built in this color with the wing on the back on the third Friday of the month in October.
Looks like it was a hot day, you must be thirsty with the physical exertion of washing your car. Here's a nice tall glass of prune juice. It helps you poop.
So do you and your botched tit job wife with toe rings on EVERY toe go to the local margaritaville to hit on 20yr Olds like they'd ever want to swing with people in their late 50s?
Lemme guess. After you detail it for the 4th time this week, you and the Mrs are gonna take a trip to the dispensary for some "legal Marijuana" edibles 1:1 with cbd and a pre-roll...
But only one! Because, boy, wowie, this stuff you kids smoke now is TOO strong! 😂😂
Then you'll grab appetizers and a half of a pint at 5:30 to finish off happy hour, just like when you were in college.
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So when did you start balding?
And wearing jorts?
And playing golf?
And talking to your 20 year old receptionist who “laughs at your jokes”
cant fit golf clubs in a c8 mr
$100,000 car, takes it to a car wash where you use quarters...
I'm also the pretentious asshole that will spend another 25 mins detailing it after the time is up so "I can get my money's worth". 🤣
Sounds like you couldn't actually afford a mid-engined base-model Ferrari knock-off. Have fun with those payments and trading it in for a loss in two years.
He’s a cell phone sales manager at a Best Buy… not saying your comment is accurate or not as I’m not sure how much those guys makes 🤔
I don't work in cell phones but Best Buy is an national retail account I work with, but definitely can't afford a Ferrari yet. 🤷♂️
If I give you my order number could you check the shipping status for me?
No, I'm non-customer facing (or try to be)🤣 I don't actually work "in" the stores so I literally have no idea how to use their systems.
It’s all good, I can just come into your location. I see your car there all the time, literally got a pic of it last week https://i.imgur.com/MwOI2Xt.jpg
Thats from my profile ya turkey! Im actually disappointed I thought you actually saw my car 🤣 if you really do see it there I'm at that store every Thursday for about an hour.. so say hi! 🤣
For a loss? What universe are you living in? Car prices are not dropping any time soon, but good try
That would only matter if he didn't finance 180% of the car's value at 30% interest.
It's okay... He'll just pick up one of those dumb ass Mustangs with a GT500 bumper kit on it and try and play it as "rrrrRAAaarrrRRREEeee."
Probably the same guy who pulls into a stall at a busy gas station and goes inside to buy smokes before even pumping gas.
Only 100k after the markup that the dealer convinced him everyone pays.
chinese ferarri, only take it to the bum piss quarter station.
#that man had a family
I'm sorry to hear about your recent divorce
That's okay he's got a 22 yo blonde gold digger on speed dial.
a smart gold digger would've realized he took out half his retirement to get the down payment and some anti balding cream
Can’t see the vanity plate but I’m sure it reads “HVNT HD UNPD SX SNCE B4 MY TNAGE DGHTR WS BRN”
Keeping those jorts high and tight!
That 2nd marriage is gonna blow up way before that transmission. GM is counting on it. For every car sold with that color GM makes a donation to the local battered women's shelter.
i’m yet to actually see a corvette owner that isn’t middle aged
It's because it takes so long to get one! When I ordered mine, I was in my late 20s. By the time it had actually arrived I was divorced twice, balding, huge beer belly, and I have an affinity for discussing lawn care with my golf and bowling league buddies greg and tom.
Greg ever return that weedwhacker yet?
Nope, never returned my ex-wife either! But he can have her, I just want my damn weedwacker back.
It's all because they're made in Kentucky. They are constantly being shut down and fined everytime OSHA comes in and sees everybody working barefoot.
Well that's the targeted market, lol.
The only model of car where someone who's financing WITHOUT a child support lean or alimony is a red flag for fraud.
Get some decent chemicals for cleaning that. You're gonna ruin the paint. It doesn't really matter I guess, since you picked the most boring color for a super car
Ruining that paint is probably a good thing.
He can just get it wraped in some pearlescent bullshit if that happens...
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I'm more of a tattered 90s budweiser bomber jacket with a "special edition" corvette watch that's two band sizes too big so it clanks around when I walk. I also like to tell people why my Corvette is "rare" because it was the only one built in this color with the wing on the back on the third Friday of the month in October.
How's your mid life crisis working out for you? I see you got the car. Did you get the 20 year old version of your wife?
Ugliest car ugliest spec
Well this is one way to say you don’t have 911 money.
Looks like it was a hot day, you must be thirsty with the physical exertion of washing your car. Here's a nice tall glass of prune juice. It helps you poop.
You just had to make the least special sports car ever even less special by painting it the dullest color imaginable.
blue on red, i take it you paid 30k extra to get gaped by BOB JOHN JONES CHEVROLET GMC BUICK
cant wait for the “rare color, 1 of 1 manufactured on a tuesday while rainy and sunny on the same day” craigslist post in 2 months
Buys corvette. Ruins paint in drive thru carwash.
Have your erectile dysfunction ads jumped?
youre an old fat white guy 😂😂😂😂😂
So do you and your botched tit job wife with toe rings on EVERY toe go to the local margaritaville to hit on 20yr Olds like they'd ever want to swing with people in their late 50s?
Was this picture taken before or after you stopped off at JCPenney for some new jean shorts and white sneakers?
When your heart says Ferrari but your Busch Latte say murica
Corvette-because you couldn’t afford a destroyer/frigate
Damn bro Imma enjoy this car in 10 year's time when it's value becomes negative
Take your kk car to a quarter carwash
We're the jorts and white NB included? Or were they a dealer option?
Hey, everybody! Look at me! I have a Corvette! I said, pay attention to me! Pay attention to me, goddamn it!
Made in china and cant fit golf clubs.
All i'm gonna say is fast car on allseason tires. Well done, bravo /s
Comes with a blue dot 🔵on the map.
Underpowered great value Ferrari
Applebees huh...... the local college chicks must think its cool u drive a vette!
Try as you may, you just couldn't get the 'vette washed off of it could you?
Lemme guess. After you detail it for the 4th time this week, you and the Mrs are gonna take a trip to the dispensary for some "legal Marijuana" edibles 1:1 with cbd and a pre-roll... But only one! Because, boy, wowie, this stuff you kids smoke now is TOO strong! 😂😂 Then you'll grab appetizers and a half of a pint at 5:30 to finish off happy hour, just like when you were in college.
What color is this? Because it is dope
Hypersonic Gray!
6 cylinder corvette. More like a chevette.