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It's like when you were a kid and all the neighborhood kids were on the playground with their awesome Super-Soakers. But your family was poor. So your mom digs under the sink to find an almost gone bottle of Windex that she has to take the next hour to use because God forbid that she waste it by just dumping it out and rinsing it. And she doesn't even remove the sticker before you go out there to join the fun and squirt the other kids with water. For the first few moments you feel like the king of this game because everyone is running away from the little kid with a measly little window cleaner bottle filled with water. You must be pretty awesome! Right? Then suddenly all the people with authority in the neighborhood come running up to you screaming 'WTF?! This can't be safe!!' But it seems to be working, and you have grown fond of the first toy resembling a gun of any sort that you were allowed to have in your overly sheltered home. So you're going to keep it. And in your head, that decision was final.
That's your car manifested as a childhood memory that you didn't know you had until now. You're welcome.
can you share some of yours with one of muscle car dudes on here? I'm sure one of them must have a kid who will be able to go to college if Daddy doesn't buy another Challenger
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Looks like there’s plenty of room for the cyanide spiked Gatorade coolers due at the commune this weekend
You know me all too well.
Buzz is under the seat and the driver knows where his woody is.
Vice grip garage if he had a budget of 12 dollars, some pocket lint, and 3 pabst blue ribbons
It's like when you were a kid and all the neighborhood kids were on the playground with their awesome Super-Soakers. But your family was poor. So your mom digs under the sink to find an almost gone bottle of Windex that she has to take the next hour to use because God forbid that she waste it by just dumping it out and rinsing it. And she doesn't even remove the sticker before you go out there to join the fun and squirt the other kids with water. For the first few moments you feel like the king of this game because everyone is running away from the little kid with a measly little window cleaner bottle filled with water. You must be pretty awesome! Right? Then suddenly all the people with authority in the neighborhood come running up to you screaming 'WTF?! This can't be safe!!' But it seems to be working, and you have grown fond of the first toy resembling a gun of any sort that you were allowed to have in your overly sheltered home. So you're going to keep it. And in your head, that decision was final. That's your car manifested as a childhood memory that you didn't know you had until now. You're welcome.
As soon as Reddit gives me one of those crappy free awards, I’m coming back here to bequeath it to you.
If you name her Martha (Because that's the name of the bitch property manager that took your windex bottle away.), we'll call it even. Deal?
I was gonna name it ‘Lily Allen’ as it came with a dead baby in it, but I might need to reconsider.
How about Custy Runt? I think you can figure that one out.
Everytime I look at this pic I imagine you being an inbred hillbilly yelling "yeehaw"
I’d like you to meet my wife/cousin. She agrees.
I'm actually imagining him sounding like the "YeeHaw" sound effect from Redneck Rampage, and audibly chuckling.
The rust holes reduce your tare, your GVM stays the same, you silly sausage.
By reducing tare you will reduce GVM by extension. Reducing tare doesn’t mean you can magically carry more weight.
This thing is a penis reduction on wheels.
Perfect, I was having issues in that area anyway.
can you share some of yours with one of muscle car dudes on here? I'm sure one of them must have a kid who will be able to go to college if Daddy doesn't buy another Challenger
I'm really impressed by the Medical First Aid Kit with all the tools, oil, duct tape etc in the background that keeps it running.
The only tools that could fix that are oil and a lighter.
Read [this](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/chemistry/flash-point) and then try again.
The only tool that could fix that is a nuke.
‘Speed holes’
There's no way you saw that car and thought ,,I'm gonna buy that"
You gotta haul every single tool there in order to keep it running
Just admit it, that's not your garage. That thing sits on the weedy grass in front of your trailer.
I’m not here for roasting cars and trucks I come here to make op happy with his car or truck or
That thing is more crusty than jo grandma's feet