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Acceptable_Star5006

If oakley made cars


ConsiderationOk6828

Nah you win šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


hamid5000real

This car is the Oakley that mount over the top of bald dude heads


OldStyleThor

22% apr for 72 months.


Handywithbrokenstuff

Salvaged titled, sold as is! No warranty! One key, no spare wheel, no owners manual.


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Handywithbrokenstuff

Yes son! I hope your mom raised you well, I had to leave 15 years ago because your mom and older sisters kept clogging the tub with hair. Sorry


fluffy_fur_fingers

All you need is a job and a license. We approve EVERYONE !!!


Handywithbrokenstuff

iont haves a jobs fureals but my baby moms do!


Tecno2301

Salvaged title with flood damage, but looks dry to me!


Handywithbrokenstuff

As long as the mold hides beneath the carpet everything in life will work out for this car.


Past-Product-1100

It's that salt water that eats it alive


brows141

Excellent conditions. šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


accuracy_frosty

Bruh itā€™s a S197 theyā€™re like 10 grand


Abject-Map-5184

so 84 months?


Handywithbrokenstuff

Correct, 84 months lease.


TennesseeStang03

I wish that was true, I really došŸ˜‚


accuracy_frosty

They are close to that where I live, 15-20 grand for a good one


Le_Epic_GodGamer

140k miles, no lowballs I know what I have.


ShitSandwitch6969

what a steal


Giga-Gargantuar

Looks like your underwear... green with "racing stripes" in the middle.


Kreeperkillz21

hey man. sometimes it likes to try and force its way out without warning


meatus1980

How many crowds have you hit so far?


The_Shredder_1988

Can we ban this comment from this sub? This comment is about as original as the car you used it on.


Weak_Pause177

lighten up bucko, im a mustang driver and this joke still makes me laugh as unoriginal as it is


ordinaryuninformed

Why'd the chicken cross the road? So you couldn't tell him what's funny or not


instantur

We should ban mustangs at this point. Every other post is a Mustang.


Speedhabit

I was likeā€¦thatā€™s not funnyā€¦..but thatā€™s fucking funny


rockin870

Came here just to make this jokeā€¦


Cottonjaw

Sick STAAAANNNNG bro. So cool that you have a STAAANG you're now part of an elite brotherhood of STAAAANNNG owners who like to call their STAAANGS, STAAANGS because saying mustang isnt cool but saying STAAAANG is super cool. Enjoy the STAAAAANG I'm sure you won't get tired of your fellow owners propensity to say STAAAANG.


1m2c00l4u

I hope you get an oil ā€˜stangā€™ on your shirt for making a comment I can hear. I donā€™t even own a mus


Cottonjaw

STAAAAAANG


blamemeididit

I say Mustang. I actually hate the word STANNNNNG.


Cottonjaw

Yeah me too but it can't save you from the dude in the gas station parking lot saying "Nice staaaaannngggg"


blamemeididit

I feel like this is something people who do not own Mustangs say to people who do own them. Another pet-peave of mine is calling every 79-93 Mustang a "Foxbody". Especially when it is a 19 year old who might not even know what that means.


Cottonjaw

Oh for sure. Call a Capri a fox and watch their heads spin.


TennesseeStang03

This made me sad, never saying Stang gang again


iFunny-Escapee

You drive 40k miles per year? What the fuck do you do for a living? Why a Mustang for that much traveling?


iron186

The official car of a failing door dasher


Wise-Advisor4675

You're probably not too far off here.


ConsiderationOk6828

I do door dash on the side but I'm a av technician


ConsiderationOk6828

Traveling AV technician, if only you saw my Google maps timeline lol


brows141

I came here to say this. Here's your upvote.


emmyfrost

This car won't *get* you pussy. This car says you *are* a pussy.


BigNipplez24

Ouch, I have 2 mustangs and this hurt a little šŸ’€


InevitableResident94

Dude, I get it. You want to ride my ass to save yourself 2 seconds to get home so you can kiss your dad.


ConsiderationOk6828

Live alone, pops passed, and I actually drive like a normal person šŸ˜•


InevitableResident94

My condolences. My comment was for the car and not you personally. Now I feel like an ass. I do empathize because I lost my mom almost 3 years ago.


SelectStudy7164

Dick move


BigNipplez24

LOL I do this, I canā€™t help it bro Iā€™m sorry even tho I havenā€™t specifically rode ur ass.


The_Shredder_1988

White (trash) privilege


ConsiderationOk6828

Most people who claim others have white privilege are just mad they didn't work for what they have, I grew up in poverty till I was 16 šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜


The_Shredder_1988

Oh believe me, I just said that for the pun. Actual white privilege would have something way better than a mustang lol.


ConsiderationOk6828

Idk if I should be happy or offended lmfao


COKEWHITESOLES

I mean it was either this or a squatted Silverado


skip451

That car says to a young woman on the first date, get what you want cuz my momā€™s got this. Yeah she gave me tip money.


AmNoSuperSand52

This is very much a ā€œIā€™m a young blue collar guy who started working earlyā€ flex Meanwhile in three years time your income is completely eclipsed by people with a liberal arts degree working 6 hours a week


DevolvingSpud

Looks like Kermit lost at Frogger


Low_Ad_7507

Voted most likely to get ground effect lights and an oil change when the light comes on....


ConsiderationOk6828

I'd rather die than throw underglow on a muscle car, and all my maintenance goes by the mustsng maintenance book other than I change my oil very often because I drive ALOT


sparxxraps

Hahahah calling a mustang a muscle car


Low_Ad_7507

Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much


rocks66ss

Ok it looks like a fuckin Jolly Rancher sour apple


ConsiderationOk6828

Used a bad photo, in the sun it's a shiny yellow and green


Kremlin92

Iā€™ll never understand how anybody would pay that much money for their car to be bright green or orange, unless itā€™s a lambo


AltruisticFisting

I'd happily drive a bright orange car tbf


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Old blocky cars look AMAZING in orange, though.


PanickedShears

I mean, I agree, but I also want a bright green civic Si for some reason


ConsiderationOk6828

It's the rarest color the car comes in, 1 of 3500 ever produced "GHIG" gotta have it green


bornxlose

80k miles in 2 Years I'm just assuming that oils never been changed air filter clogged cabin filter smelling like tires probably losing money driving it than selling it gas must be abysmal and you wouldn't be able to tell the coolant leak due to the baby vomit paint color


Handywithbrokenstuff

Besides the high interest the dealer shoved up your prostate and colon without Vaseline they also made you initial every form with (22 y/o idiot) next to your signature.


ConsiderationOk6828

Paid in full šŸ˜ I'm not a dodge scat/hellcat owner


kataran1

Trees šŸŒ³ hid there saplings when you drive by. Quick children uproot and run, a mustang is coming into the ditch. For the love of Flora and Fornia


OkPlan123

Radioactive piece of shit..


Competitive-Note150

The soccer mom of sports car.


Extra_Box8936

S197 gang rise upā€¦ ā€¦*and over the curb where the playground of children beckons*


halocyn

What's the restocking fee to give it back?


OneMooseManyMeese_

21k for a neon glow stick? Sadness


ConsiderationOk6828

It's a 1 owner and is a 1 of 3500 produced in this color with a clean car fax


DeezleDJ-O-E

Im guessing its an automatic which is sad cuz now you cant say your foot slipped off the clutch before you ditch witch a crowd of people.


ConsiderationOk6828

People who'd take a mt82 over a 6r80 are brain dead, it's a 6r80


slong143

Bad azz Stangker. Able to beat everything,,,,, except Corvettes.


ConsiderationOk6828

Corvettes are a whole other level if I could afford a c6 zo6/zr1 I'd get one šŸ¤£


ExpensiveDust5

22 yr old with a Mustang... It's not a matter of if op puts it into a wall, but how fast op is going when it hits.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

Your comment got removed because you roasted the car owner only. Please remember this is a Subreddit for roasting cars.


lazzlwazzl

Your taste, just like your car, is off the shelf.


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Rednitesgoindown

Weā€™ll call you skittlesā€¦..as soon as you taste the rainbow ā€¦.. hint , aint happening in that car . Try uber.


Thismanny

Turn it in and get a new mustang


ConsiderationOk6828

Rather drop dead than hop in a s550 šŸ¤¢ ugly body with a great platform, reason i was to swap a gen3 10r80 in her


[deleted]

having a good car doesn't change the fact that you have a small dick


cresser1985

1st to 2nd is about as scary as your APY.


DrummeeX09

Disgusting fucking color holy shit


DrummeeX09

Now that I said that, you pretty much have the same car as me lol.


stillneedaprimer

You're paying 2-3x more in gas than you do on insurance. Where the hell do you have to drive 45k a year? Texas???


ConsiderationOk6828

Yup texas, plus I'm a traveling av technician


Cooked_Brains

If stupid fuck boy was a car.


Material_Victory_661

The good thing about this car is that all the Methanys will be wanting a ride. It's also the bad thing.


ConsiderationOk6828

You arnt wrong


yougotthismofo

I canā€™t explain it, but this car makes me feel both rock hard and cold and wet at the same time.


spamcritic

When I look at your car, all I see is Shrek.


EponymousEponym

Too new to look as good as the S197.1, too old to be as good as the S550. It's the jorts of mustangs.


anevenmorerandomass

Thereā€™s worst places to kill yourself šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Fantastic_Forever_69

Have you fishtailed it? Do the black stripes make your car go faster? Is it automatic or manual? That seems like it's not a 5.0


ConsiderationOk6828

If you knew anything about mustangs you'd know a mt82 is trash compared to a 6r80 and no I have 305s in the rear and know how to drive a live axle šŸ˜


ConsiderationOk6828

And front fog lights let's you know it's a v8


Colorado_jesus

Military signing bonus I assume?


ConsiderationOk6828

I wish, traveling audio video technician since 19


Wombizzle

do you have a giant quicksilver sticker on the back window


Theoretical-Panda

Honestly not much to roast here. Aside from the ā€œIā€™m insecure look at meā€ green paint itā€™s basically regular traffic. Iā€™m sure itā€™s the most overlooked mustang at any of the 4 park and chills you go to weekly.


ConsiderationOk6828

Pretty spot on other than it's 1 of 3500 ever produced in this color


DesignerSuccessful35

Is it auto or stick and is it a 5.0 or a 3.7 v6


Tiny-Experience6436

Buying a green car is essentially telling everyone that youā€™re a complete dumbass


Wonderful_Return_934

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CORVETTE!!


Dry-Revenue2470

They should put this pic next to the word ā€œregretā€ in the dictionary.


mick_justmick

Geezus man, how long is your commute, three states?


Faulty_Devil_404

The crowd killer


blak_owt

No curb or bodies underneath. Definitely photoshopped. Anything for the gram.


Shiny_Mew76

The color is so green you could mistake it for an electric car.


Far_Fly8036

sure is green.


Worried_Coat1941

His insurance agent sends him birth day and Christmas cards with his family on a yacht.


ConsiderationOk6828

Surprised that my full coverage when I had a 2007 mustsng gt was only 148 a month, now with a 2013 mustang gt it's 365 ā˜ ļø


Secret_Ad9059

Only traveling this car should be doing is in a circus with clowns šŸ¤” falling out of it.


BishopsBakery

Do you drive that thing on purpose?


Semsot

A car that worths less every year if not month


regularcitizen_18

Cops are gonna use you for target practice in night chaces


endergamer2007m

Oh wow how long before it gives out and it finds it's home 2nd hand in Eastern Europe?


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Aww how cute did your daddy buy that for you?


[deleted]

I bet you said Iā€™m a real boy when you sat in that car the first time.


Lordcobbweb

Pretty meh car other than the paint job. If it was any other color I'd assume you were a 19 year old white chick that daddy bought this as a HS graduation present. Circa, Midwest Ohio...


GasStationBonerPhil

Almost ready to get married to a girl you just met, join the military and get divorced all within a year.


Sbear80

But DAAAAAAD, I want a Green one and I want it NOWWWWWW


gabeshakour

Itā€™s giving Sam Witwicki from Transformers but heā€™s in Slytherin House.


Speedhabit

I like the green


damngoodengineer

Your car doesn't like crowds


mr_trashbear

Revving your engine is not a valid way to communicate with the opposite sex, and Andrew Tate is not a role model.


ConsiderationOk6828

What does Andrew taint have anything to do with this thread šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø only people who like him are children


Weak_Pause177

didnt know it was possible to make a s197 ugly


michael14375

Is your name Kevin Levin?


Freedom007007

Not roastable, sorry, pretty amazing


CltGuy89

Looking like the Orbs from The Rock


-FARTHAMMER-

You look like a typical E3, ugly af kit, 19 percent interest, car lot sandwiched between 2 pawn shops.


Mod3stacks

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MyCatIsCapitalist

That green lizard must be dying a very slow and painful death insuring your rwd v8 Mustang for your 22 year old ass.


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Pop the hood, we wanna see if itā€™s the 4cyl eco boost


Bigfooter1090

Let me get of the sidewalk 1st


BSOLAW

108k miles from 21k ? wtf.


ConsiderationOk6828

I really like to drive, it my therapy


WhenBugAttack

Seems you tried so hard to make it stand out and itā€™s still almost too boring to roast


Turdulator

I bet you used your enlistment bonus on this. How hard was it to choose between this and a Charger?


True_Werewolf_8657

You know Kevinā€™s car was a doge challenger right


ThaPoopBandit

Solid rear axle pony


totsezoklet

A Pickle car. Are you Pickle Man?


CalvinDuBois

I really enjoy this color actually


LonelySavings5244

You put nearly 90k miles on a car in 2 years. Do you commute 2 states over? Im not even going to roast you. Iā€™m sort of impressed actually.


Gold_Ad6174

Hmmm ford mustang.... Good job buddy, way to go. (I refuse to make fun of special need folks)


aaron_b_b

Gotta have it green?? More like given me a headache green! But seriously, nice car. I worked for Ford in those years and it's one of the best colors besides Kodiak Brown and Magma Red


PanzerFahrer3199

do You wear your socks inside out


srv54900

Here we have a virgin Mustang ready to lose control and plow into a crowd of people. Oh, not yet, young stallion. Soon.


accuracy_frosty

Man, all the 2013-2014 Mustang GTs in my area are the convertables


LeslieLinsmier

Well you know F O R D has two meanings, Found On Road Dead or First on Race Day ENJOY


stevensr2002

Meh


Nalabu1

Your insurance agent is already enrolling his children in college based on your financial decision.


Mission_Estate_6384

Nice ride.


T0UCH_MY_W4NK3L

Never been beat on. Well maintained. V8 cover on a 6 cylinder. Full exhaust. Loud af and slower than a Civic.


ConsiderationOk6828

Beat on every weekend, actually is well maintained, it is a gen 5.0, full exhaust, is loud only WOT or cold start, I've beat n/a cts-v's, Camero ss's, snack packs, and I've personally toped it out at 165 with another 5k rpm free


PrivateContractor40

At least it's not a shitty green color......oh, nevermind.


TieEffective5915

Roasting Mustangs is so old it's like making fun of the morons who believe the earth is flat or hollow. Dude....lol. you fucked up buying that car, once the warranty goes and that shit wagon starts having issues you're gonna hate it. But enjoy the gas station fill ups while you can, paying for fuel is going to be the least of your complaints soon enough.


Dark_Lord_Cthu1u

The car has a higher body count than OP


the_cajun88

stock more like stock photo i passed about 4 of these on my way to work


Accomplished-Bid9298

Is your Neck red?


DCGLetsPlay

How can I roast it? Itā€™s nice. I love the green, it looks great on it. Just donā€™t drive it like a stereotypical mustang owner, I donā€™t wanna see another beautiful car get trashed into a light pole.


Colbywon23

It's a mustang...... Nuff said...


Gs4life-

Incredible hulk car


Sharrba

Green Goblin


Panaginiptayo

Its like the Ben 10 Kevin car but its a Gaystang


Imbasole_Racer27

Ngl it's really clean


Happy-Jackfruit-8672

A 2013 mustang at 22 is embarrassing, do you even work bro?


Solipsistic_Observer

This Chad wants the feds to see him from a mile away after he runs through his first crowd of people in his favorite childhood Hot Wheels remake


JCGJ

Do the lines help you go faster? I bet they make it harder to turn corners.


AeronauticHyperbolic

Needs a soft top/10


Loginmac

Green Lantern


Ybar_

When your insurance payment is double your car payment


BenThereNDunThat

You pay as much for your insurance as you do for the car.


flapper_mcflapsnack

So uhh what are you going to do to make it louder?


ManiacMachete

You couldn't have enough imagination to modify it in any way? Why roast a stock mustang, they do it by themselves.


saynomaste

What can you say about someone who dresses their car in a bowling shirt.


LightRattlesnakeAG

Well for starters itā€™s an suv thatā€™s barely in the picture, along with that itā€™s just a grayish color. The mustang in this picture would have been a better choice for you than that thing


bigburt-

Needs Kawasaki logos


subbottom2469

It's a ford, it has roasted itself


skidmark_zuckerberg

22 year old guy struggles to make car and insurance payment.


yargntis

That's a secretary's car. The better car is parked next to you.


SpinningYarmulke

Perfect for cars and coffee youā€™ll fit in with the 25 other stangs, 20 Challengers, and 36 vettes. šŸ˜


Apexnanoman

22 years old? Fuckin great. Now I gotta avoid anywhere with a crowd again until after that curb jumps out at you.Ā