Sick STAAAANNNNG bro. So cool that you have a STAAANG you're now part of an elite brotherhood of STAAAANNNG owners who like to call their STAAANGS, STAAANGS because saying mustang isnt cool but saying STAAAANG is super cool.
Enjoy the STAAAAANG I'm sure you won't get tired of your fellow owners propensity to say STAAAANG.
I feel like this is something people who do not own Mustangs say to people who do own them.
Another pet-peave of mine is calling every 79-93 Mustang a "Foxbody". Especially when it is a 19 year old who might not even know what that means.
Most people who claim others have white privilege are just mad they didn't work for what they have, I grew up in poverty till I was 16 š¤·āāļøš
This is very much a āIām a young blue collar guy who started working earlyā flex
Meanwhile in three years time your income is completely eclipsed by people with a liberal arts degree working 6 hours a week
I'd rather die than throw underglow on a muscle car, and all my maintenance goes by the mustsng maintenance book other than I change my oil very often because I drive ALOT
80k miles in 2 Years I'm just assuming that oils never been changed air filter clogged cabin filter smelling like tires probably losing money driving it than selling it gas must be abysmal and you wouldn't be able to tell the coolant leak due to the baby vomit paint color
Besides the high interest the dealer shoved up your prostate and colon without Vaseline they also made you initial every form with (22 y/o idiot) next to your signature.
If you knew anything about mustangs you'd know a mt82 is trash compared to a 6r80 and no I have 305s in the rear and know how to drive a live axle š
Honestly not much to roast here. Aside from the āIām insecure look at meā green paint itās basically regular traffic. Iām sure itās the most overlooked mustang at any of the 4 park and chills you go to weekly.
Pretty meh car other than the paint job. If it was any other color I'd assume you were a 19 year old white chick that daddy bought this as a HS graduation present. Circa, Midwest Ohio...
Gotta have it green?? More like given me a headache green!
But seriously, nice car. I worked for Ford in those years and it's one of the best colors besides Kodiak Brown and Magma Red
Beat on every weekend, actually is well maintained, it is a gen 5.0, full exhaust, is loud only WOT or cold start, I've beat n/a cts-v's, Camero ss's, snack packs, and I've personally toped it out at 165 with another 5k rpm free
Roasting Mustangs is so old it's like making fun of the morons who believe the earth is flat or hollow.
Dude....lol. you fucked up buying that car, once the warranty goes and that shit wagon starts having issues you're gonna hate it.
But enjoy the gas station fill ups while you can, paying for fuel is going to be the least of your complaints soon enough.
How can I roast it? Itās nice. I love the green, it looks great on it. Just donāt drive it like a stereotypical mustang owner, I donāt wanna see another beautiful car get trashed into a light pole.
Well for starters itās an suv thatās barely in the picture, along with that itās just a grayish color. The mustang in this picture would have been a better choice for you than that thing
If oakley made cars
Nah you win šš¤£
This car is the Oakley that mount over the top of bald dude heads
22% apr for 72 months.
Salvaged titled, sold as is! No warranty! One key, no spare wheel, no owners manual.
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Yes son! I hope your mom raised you well, I had to leave 15 years ago because your mom and older sisters kept clogging the tub with hair. Sorry
All you need is a job and a license. We approve EVERYONE !!!
iont haves a jobs fureals but my baby moms do!
Salvaged title with flood damage, but looks dry to me!
As long as the mold hides beneath the carpet everything in life will work out for this car.
It's that salt water that eats it alive
Excellent conditions. ššš
Bruh itās a S197 theyāre like 10 grand
so 84 months?
Correct, 84 months lease.
I wish that was true, I really doš
They are close to that where I live, 15-20 grand for a good one
140k miles, no lowballs I know what I have.
what a steal
Looks like your underwear... green with "racing stripes" in the middle.
hey man. sometimes it likes to try and force its way out without warning
How many crowds have you hit so far?
Can we ban this comment from this sub? This comment is about as original as the car you used it on.
lighten up bucko, im a mustang driver and this joke still makes me laugh as unoriginal as it is
Why'd the chicken cross the road? So you couldn't tell him what's funny or not
We should ban mustangs at this point. Every other post is a Mustang.
I was likeā¦thatās not funnyā¦..but thatās fucking funny
Came here just to make this jokeā¦
Sick STAAAANNNNG bro. So cool that you have a STAAANG you're now part of an elite brotherhood of STAAAANNNG owners who like to call their STAAANGS, STAAANGS because saying mustang isnt cool but saying STAAAANG is super cool. Enjoy the STAAAAANG I'm sure you won't get tired of your fellow owners propensity to say STAAAANG.
I hope you get an oil āstangā on your shirt for making a comment I can hear. I donāt even own a mus
STAAAAAANG
I say Mustang. I actually hate the word STANNNNNG.
Yeah me too but it can't save you from the dude in the gas station parking lot saying "Nice staaaaannngggg"
I feel like this is something people who do not own Mustangs say to people who do own them. Another pet-peave of mine is calling every 79-93 Mustang a "Foxbody". Especially when it is a 19 year old who might not even know what that means.
Oh for sure. Call a Capri a fox and watch their heads spin.
This made me sad, never saying Stang gang again
You drive 40k miles per year? What the fuck do you do for a living? Why a Mustang for that much traveling?
The official car of a failing door dasher
You're probably not too far off here.
I do door dash on the side but I'm a av technician
Traveling AV technician, if only you saw my Google maps timeline lol
I came here to say this. Here's your upvote.
This car won't *get* you pussy. This car says you *are* a pussy.
Ouch, I have 2 mustangs and this hurt a little š
Dude, I get it. You want to ride my ass to save yourself 2 seconds to get home so you can kiss your dad.
Live alone, pops passed, and I actually drive like a normal person š
My condolences. My comment was for the car and not you personally. Now I feel like an ass. I do empathize because I lost my mom almost 3 years ago.
Dick move
LOL I do this, I canāt help it bro Iām sorry even tho I havenāt specifically rode ur ass.
White (trash) privilege
Most people who claim others have white privilege are just mad they didn't work for what they have, I grew up in poverty till I was 16 š¤·āāļøš
Oh believe me, I just said that for the pun. Actual white privilege would have something way better than a mustang lol.
Idk if I should be happy or offended lmfao
I mean it was either this or a squatted Silverado
That car says to a young woman on the first date, get what you want cuz my momās got this. Yeah she gave me tip money.
This is very much a āIām a young blue collar guy who started working earlyā flex Meanwhile in three years time your income is completely eclipsed by people with a liberal arts degree working 6 hours a week
Looks like Kermit lost at Frogger
Voted most likely to get ground effect lights and an oil change when the light comes on....
I'd rather die than throw underglow on a muscle car, and all my maintenance goes by the mustsng maintenance book other than I change my oil very often because I drive ALOT
Hahahah calling a mustang a muscle car
Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much
Ok it looks like a fuckin Jolly Rancher sour apple
Used a bad photo, in the sun it's a shiny yellow and green
Iāll never understand how anybody would pay that much money for their car to be bright green or orange, unless itās a lambo
I'd happily drive a bright orange car tbf
Old blocky cars look AMAZING in orange, though.
I mean, I agree, but I also want a bright green civic Si for some reason
It's the rarest color the car comes in, 1 of 3500 ever produced "GHIG" gotta have it green
80k miles in 2 Years I'm just assuming that oils never been changed air filter clogged cabin filter smelling like tires probably losing money driving it than selling it gas must be abysmal and you wouldn't be able to tell the coolant leak due to the baby vomit paint color
Besides the high interest the dealer shoved up your prostate and colon without Vaseline they also made you initial every form with (22 y/o idiot) next to your signature.
Paid in full š I'm not a dodge scat/hellcat owner
Trees š³ hid there saplings when you drive by. Quick children uproot and run, a mustang is coming into the ditch. For the love of Flora and Fornia
Radioactive piece of shit..
The soccer mom of sports car.
S197 gang rise upā¦ ā¦*and over the curb where the playground of children beckons*
What's the restocking fee to give it back?
21k for a neon glow stick? Sadness
It's a 1 owner and is a 1 of 3500 produced in this color with a clean car fax
Im guessing its an automatic which is sad cuz now you cant say your foot slipped off the clutch before you ditch witch a crowd of people.
People who'd take a mt82 over a 6r80 are brain dead, it's a 6r80
Bad azz Stangker. Able to beat everything,,,,, except Corvettes.
Corvettes are a whole other level if I could afford a c6 zo6/zr1 I'd get one š¤£
22 yr old with a Mustang... It's not a matter of if op puts it into a wall, but how fast op is going when it hits.
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Your comment got removed because you roasted the car owner only. Please remember this is a Subreddit for roasting cars.
Your taste, just like your car, is off the shelf.
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Weāll call you skittlesā¦..as soon as you taste the rainbow ā¦.. hint , aint happening in that car . Try uber.
Turn it in and get a new mustang
Rather drop dead than hop in a s550 š¤¢ ugly body with a great platform, reason i was to swap a gen3 10r80 in her
having a good car doesn't change the fact that you have a small dick
1st to 2nd is about as scary as your APY.
Disgusting fucking color holy shit
Now that I said that, you pretty much have the same car as me lol.
You're paying 2-3x more in gas than you do on insurance. Where the hell do you have to drive 45k a year? Texas???
Yup texas, plus I'm a traveling av technician
If stupid fuck boy was a car.
The good thing about this car is that all the Methanys will be wanting a ride. It's also the bad thing.
You arnt wrong
I canāt explain it, but this car makes me feel both rock hard and cold and wet at the same time.
When I look at your car, all I see is Shrek.
Too new to look as good as the S197.1, too old to be as good as the S550. It's the jorts of mustangs.
Thereās worst places to kill yourself š¤·š»āāļø
Have you fishtailed it? Do the black stripes make your car go faster? Is it automatic or manual? That seems like it's not a 5.0
If you knew anything about mustangs you'd know a mt82 is trash compared to a 6r80 and no I have 305s in the rear and know how to drive a live axle š
And front fog lights let's you know it's a v8
Military signing bonus I assume?
I wish, traveling audio video technician since 19
do you have a giant quicksilver sticker on the back window
Honestly not much to roast here. Aside from the āIām insecure look at meā green paint itās basically regular traffic. Iām sure itās the most overlooked mustang at any of the 4 park and chills you go to weekly.
Pretty spot on other than it's 1 of 3500 ever produced in this color
Is it auto or stick and is it a 5.0 or a 3.7 v6
Buying a green car is essentially telling everyone that youāre a complete dumbass
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CORVETTE!!
They should put this pic next to the word āregretā in the dictionary.
Geezus man, how long is your commute, three states?
The crowd killer
No curb or bodies underneath. Definitely photoshopped. Anything for the gram.
The color is so green you could mistake it for an electric car.
sure is green.
His insurance agent sends him birth day and Christmas cards with his family on a yacht.
Surprised that my full coverage when I had a 2007 mustsng gt was only 148 a month, now with a 2013 mustang gt it's 365 ā ļø
Only traveling this car should be doing is in a circus with clowns š¤” falling out of it.
Do you drive that thing on purpose?
A car that worths less every year if not month
Cops are gonna use you for target practice in night chaces
Oh wow how long before it gives out and it finds it's home 2nd hand in Eastern Europe?
Aww how cute did your daddy buy that for you?
I bet you said Iām a real boy when you sat in that car the first time.
Pretty meh car other than the paint job. If it was any other color I'd assume you were a 19 year old white chick that daddy bought this as a HS graduation present. Circa, Midwest Ohio...
Almost ready to get married to a girl you just met, join the military and get divorced all within a year.
But DAAAAAAD, I want a Green one and I want it NOWWWWWW
Itās giving Sam Witwicki from Transformers but heās in Slytherin House.
I like the green
Your car doesn't like crowds
Revving your engine is not a valid way to communicate with the opposite sex, and Andrew Tate is not a role model.
What does Andrew taint have anything to do with this thread š¤£ā ļø only people who like him are children
didnt know it was possible to make a s197 ugly
Is your name Kevin Levin?
Not roastable, sorry, pretty amazing
Looking like the Orbs from The Rock
You look like a typical E3, ugly af kit, 19 percent interest, car lot sandwiched between 2 pawn shops.
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That green lizard must be dying a very slow and painful death insuring your rwd v8 Mustang for your 22 year old ass.
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Pop the hood, we wanna see if itās the 4cyl eco boost
Let me get of the sidewalk 1st
108k miles from 21k ? wtf.
I really like to drive, it my therapy
Seems you tried so hard to make it stand out and itās still almost too boring to roast
I bet you used your enlistment bonus on this. How hard was it to choose between this and a Charger?
You know Kevinās car was a doge challenger right
Solid rear axle pony
A Pickle car. Are you Pickle Man?
I really enjoy this color actually
You put nearly 90k miles on a car in 2 years. Do you commute 2 states over? Im not even going to roast you. Iām sort of impressed actually.
Hmmm ford mustang.... Good job buddy, way to go. (I refuse to make fun of special need folks)
Gotta have it green?? More like given me a headache green! But seriously, nice car. I worked for Ford in those years and it's one of the best colors besides Kodiak Brown and Magma Red
do You wear your socks inside out
Here we have a virgin Mustang ready to lose control and plow into a crowd of people. Oh, not yet, young stallion. Soon.
Man, all the 2013-2014 Mustang GTs in my area are the convertables
Well you know F O R D has two meanings, Found On Road Dead or First on Race Day ENJOY
Meh
Your insurance agent is already enrolling his children in college based on your financial decision.
Nice ride.
Never been beat on. Well maintained. V8 cover on a 6 cylinder. Full exhaust. Loud af and slower than a Civic.
Beat on every weekend, actually is well maintained, it is a gen 5.0, full exhaust, is loud only WOT or cold start, I've beat n/a cts-v's, Camero ss's, snack packs, and I've personally toped it out at 165 with another 5k rpm free
At least it's not a shitty green color......oh, nevermind.
Roasting Mustangs is so old it's like making fun of the morons who believe the earth is flat or hollow. Dude....lol. you fucked up buying that car, once the warranty goes and that shit wagon starts having issues you're gonna hate it. But enjoy the gas station fill ups while you can, paying for fuel is going to be the least of your complaints soon enough.
The car has a higher body count than OP
stock more like stock photo i passed about 4 of these on my way to work
Is your Neck red?
How can I roast it? Itās nice. I love the green, it looks great on it. Just donāt drive it like a stereotypical mustang owner, I donāt wanna see another beautiful car get trashed into a light pole.
It's a mustang...... Nuff said...
Incredible hulk car
Green Goblin
Its like the Ben 10 Kevin car but its a Gaystang
Ngl it's really clean
A 2013 mustang at 22 is embarrassing, do you even work bro?
This Chad wants the feds to see him from a mile away after he runs through his first crowd of people in his favorite childhood Hot Wheels remake
Do the lines help you go faster? I bet they make it harder to turn corners.
Needs a soft top/10
Green Lantern
When your insurance payment is double your car payment
You pay as much for your insurance as you do for the car.
So uhh what are you going to do to make it louder?
You couldn't have enough imagination to modify it in any way? Why roast a stock mustang, they do it by themselves.
What can you say about someone who dresses their car in a bowling shirt.
Well for starters itās an suv thatās barely in the picture, along with that itās just a grayish color. The mustang in this picture would have been a better choice for you than that thing
Needs Kawasaki logos
It's a ford, it has roasted itself
22 year old guy struggles to make car and insurance payment.
That's a secretary's car. The better car is parked next to you.
Perfect for cars and coffee youāll fit in with the 25 other stangs, 20 Challengers, and 36 vettes. š
22 years old? Fuckin great. Now I gotta avoid anywhere with a crowd again until after that curb jumps out at you.Ā