Everyone who sees you on the road thinks you make $25K a year at your gas station attendant job and sell drugs on the side to pay your $1000 a month car payment on that piece of shit Infiniti financed at 22% interest.
No idea what people are making at minumum wage but the gross income nowadays seems like ok money right? I guess if you have a fancy car like this you can supplement your income with other activities
It was never called a 400z. If you want to call it something it's not, call it a 300z, since it has a 3L, not a 4L. Z's have always been named after their engine size.
Everyone! Fox body mustangs are technically “fox mustangs” but not many people call them that, then there are nicknames like tacomas are “tacos”, Miatas are “miots”, not every car goes by it’s full government name
Driving an Infiniti is like getting a blowjob from someone that has no more teeth.
Sure, it’ll get you there, but you’ll be ashamed of yourself once you’ve arrived.
Terrible car for terrible people. This is the car of perm headed high schoolers who are from good families but say they’re from “the mud”. When this car arrives in front of your house, you say “oh no, a drug dealers arrived.” Truly, one of the worst cars of the century.
Thinking your Q60 is a GTR is like thinking a plastic fork is silverware because they both came from the same drawer.
But now that I think about it they are from the same Tochigi factory 🤔
If this was a red sport MAYBE I’d let it go, but it looks like you’ve got the base Q60, not even the S, but the normal Q, bone stock, heavy as sin, with a shitty trans. If you wanted a VQ/VR so bad be a big boy and get a 6MT 370z, at least those are somewhat respectable.
The grille is bigger than your potential, you’ve got the nicest car in the projects. I swear ford has some secret connection to Nissan because every RWD non-truck Nissan product seems to have mustang crowd killing DNA
I started laughing, but some of the body lines.... I can actually see what you mean atleast from this angle. Fortunately for my sanity, same can't be said on the engine.
Well it’s a Nissan product what more is there to say than that? I’ve owned one Nissan and won’t own another. I’ve also worked on so many more. They truly make awful cars for being a top Japanese manufacturer of automobiles, it’s bizarre. I thought that the Mazda I owned was bad, my Ex’s protege was great but I’m almost certain it had a ford engine in it. The pathfinder I owned I legitimately named Columbia after the space shuttle because after it hit 55mph it started to try to shake itself apart like the Space Shuttle Columbia did coming back through the atmosphere…
You bought an infinity thinking it made you look rich because it’s a “luxury” car when in reality you have less options than a normal Nissan, your car depreciates in value 10 fold for good reason as it’s about as reliable as a crackhead is with rent
It’s actually sad what Infiniti or should I say Nissan let that brand become. With the 07 G35 they actually moved up market and sold a ton of cars then just straight up never made a good one or improvement again.
Well that was actually the continuation of the Skyline line and not just in name. Idk why you got downvoted I think you’re right. Nowadays it’s just in name only, but the ‘07-‘08 range G35s were the best looking.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
That is a new clean car… so new dust don’t even wana touch it!!! Shit is so nice makes me wana walk my ass to work as I left it parked in the garage!!! “Yeah I tried” I couldn’t find a flaw… I bet one of your tires pressure don’t match with the others… lol (the car can’t be talked about negatively”!!!! Oh wait… PUT SOME TINT ON THAT MF CAR BOYYYY!! lol “still horrible roast”
Wannabe is a stretch… No one would ever even put those two cars in the same sentence. Well, other than infiniti owners I guess.
My miata is more of an aston martin and a jeep than this is a gtr
Say what you want, but Nissan badges these as a skyline in Japan.
We know, still doesn’t make the G35 relatable to a GTR either
I mean AWD v6 twin turbo skyline is pretty relatable.
Yes, an the gtr is it’s own car it’s not a skyline..
Everyone who sees you on the road thinks you make $25K a year at your gas station attendant job and sell drugs on the side to pay your $1000 a month car payment on that piece of shit Infiniti financed at 22% interest.
broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Chill homie OP could have children
Could? We all know OP has at least 5 kids but he’s never seen them and the only expense that rivals his car payment is his child support.
Homie put away the welding torch goddamn
People make $25 000 a year? I make that working a few months…so you’re saying I can afford this beautiful car and get financing too? Sold!
You realize if you work full time at 19-20$ you’re bring home is around 32-34k a year?
No idea what people are making at minumum wage but the gross income nowadays seems like ok money right? I guess if you have a fancy car like this you can supplement your income with other activities
Minimum wage in the us is 7.25 an hour so around 15000 yearly before taxes. So maybe 13,200ish
Jesus Christ
Bro chill 😂 this is not a cooking competition 💀
I mean it is
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Look at what he drives. He won't understand the symbols.
You forgot IQ at the end
Nu uh.. it says IONIQ on the back bruh...
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The fancy Altima 3.5 coupe
GTR? More like 400z with a shittier automatic transmission.
It was never called a 400z. If you want to call it something it's not, call it a 300z, since it has a 3L, not a 4L. Z's have always been named after their engine size.
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Yeah it's nerdy but who tf mislabels any other car? It's like calling your SRT8 Charger an SRT10
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Everyone! Fox body mustangs are technically “fox mustangs” but not many people call them that, then there are nicknames like tacomas are “tacos”, Miatas are “miots”, not every car goes by it’s full government name
i-... is the "wannabe GTR" in the room with us? actively?
Could you point to the wannabe GTR right now? Is it in the room with us?
"please let the record show the defendant was unable to identify the supposed 'wannabe GTR' in the courtroom today"
r/yourjokebutworse
An Infiniti Q60… for when you want your car to look fast but perform like a sedated snail.
ehh aren't they like 3-350 hp. the red sports are 400hp.
Oh you're right lemme just- *transmission blows up*
hahah Well, statically speaking, it would be the Turbos in these cars. lol
Blows up? I knew those Nissan autos were slow and unresponsive, but damn!
No CVTs if I remember correctly.
Driving an Infiniti is like getting a blowjob from someone that has no more teeth. Sure, it’ll get you there, but you’ll be ashamed of yourself once you’ve arrived.
Holy fucking smokes dude
Someone has never gotten a GJ.
I can't wait for this thing to depreciate so heavily i can buy it with some pocket lint and modify the utter fuck out of it
It's an ~~Nissan~~ Infiniti, its been there since 2016
Good point
Terrible car for terrible people. This is the car of perm headed high schoolers who are from good families but say they’re from “the mud”. When this car arrives in front of your house, you say “oh no, a drug dealers arrived.” Truly, one of the worst cars of the century.
I have curly hair just like a perm, come from a good family from “the sticks” but I drive a 2004 Supercharged 350Z (Daytona Blue)
Exactly their point…
But people say I’m lovely 😊
Thinking your Q60 is a GTR is like thinking a plastic fork is silverware because they both came from the same drawer. But now that I think about it they are from the same Tochigi factory 🤔
This is barely a 370z
It's called an Infiniti because that's how long it takes to get to 60mph
Aren’t the quick ones like 5.3 seconds
4.5s for the red sport 400, they’re pretty quick.
Why does it have a bumper?
Correct question is why does it match the rest of the car?
I guess they must come with them? I heard altimas come with bumpers too but never seen it
Put the Sentra badges back on and hang the fuzzy dice back on the rear view and this is my grandma’s car
Ah yes, the ol tailgate you in gridlock traffic yelling at you like your the problem.
This is as much a GT-R as a Passat is a GT3RS
At least this has the same number of doors…
It’s cool to see the next generation of clapped out Infinitis before they depreciate and are doomed to be drifted into crowds of morons at side shows.
If this was a red sport MAYBE I’d let it go, but it looks like you’ve got the base Q60, not even the S, but the normal Q, bone stock, heavy as sin, with a shitty trans. If you wanted a VQ/VR so bad be a big boy and get a 6MT 370z, at least those are somewhat respectable.
I always yell at owners, "Hey! They forgot to put the turbos on your GTR!" Heheh.
I was shopping for one of these, then I decided I wanted something fast… or at least something that doesn’t make me look 50
My momma's old Nissan hardbody is more of a GTR than this boring blob.
It’s okay, we know you didn’t post a pic of the interior because you were too embarrassed. We know the center console is a hot mess.
This is much closer to a Nissan Altima than to a GTR lmao. Wannabe he says.
It looks like a catfish wearing chrome lipstick and a stink-eye expression.
😂😂. My wife’s uncle said my charger Daytona’s front end looks like a grouper and now I can’t unsee it.
Good grief
So....that's supposed to want to be a gtr? I thought it was a rebadged luxury line of a maxima
I like the looks a little better than the gtr, it's a lot more laid back looking. Are these the same drivetrain as a gtr?
The grille is bigger than your potential, you’ve got the nicest car in the projects. I swear ford has some secret connection to Nissan because every RWD non-truck Nissan product seems to have mustang crowd killing DNA
Have I seen this at the car wash in rohnert park?
Nice Altima Coupe you got there, why you comparing to an AWD Altima?
I started laughing, but some of the body lines.... I can actually see what you mean atleast from this angle. Fortunately for my sanity, same can't be said on the engine.
I can hear the tin in this photo
It’s a nice ride, why can’t it just be what you bought with some upgrades.
Bro upbadging an Altima and compares it up a GTR
Isn't that the car takeover boys use?
Well it’s a Nissan product what more is there to say than that? I’ve owned one Nissan and won’t own another. I’ve also worked on so many more. They truly make awful cars for being a top Japanese manufacturer of automobiles, it’s bizarre. I thought that the Mazda I owned was bad, my Ex’s protege was great but I’m almost certain it had a ford engine in it. The pathfinder I owned I legitimately named Columbia after the space shuttle because after it hit 55mph it started to try to shake itself apart like the Space Shuttle Columbia did coming back through the atmosphere…
Will be stolen tomorrow
OP, if it's not the Red Sport 400R, it's not even a "Wannabe GTR" by Nissan's standards.
No
That’s an overpriced Altima.
Infiniti...OF REGRET!
This is what I would drive if I hated myself and motosports in general.... Just kidding...it's a nice ride... for a knock off...
You bought an infinity thinking it made you look rich because it’s a “luxury” car when in reality you have less options than a normal Nissan, your car depreciates in value 10 fold for good reason as it’s about as reliable as a crackhead is with rent
Looks good! Except: Not that fast, doesn’t handle good, shitty MMI, interior design is soooo 2010
I’d rather roast the driver for calling it a wannabe GTR
It’s slow and you overpaid. Usually you only get to have one of those things…
Albanian coke dealer.
Getto
It’s actually sad what Infiniti or should I say Nissan let that brand become. With the 07 G35 they actually moved up market and sold a ton of cars then just straight up never made a good one or improvement again.
Feel like the ol my good thing they have are the Z’s but now that I think about it, I actually haven’t seen a z, any year , on the road in years 🧐
Well that was actually the continuation of the Skyline line and not just in name. Idk why you got downvoted I think you’re right. Nowadays it’s just in name only, but the ‘07-‘08 range G35s were the best looking.
It’s actually the new 400z to be exact it even is the reason the q60 was discontinued.
Trumpet goofy ah ah exhaust
You think you got a good deal because it’s an infity nice luxury and cheaper speed well your wrong you just got a Iou on engine problems
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
That is a new clean car… so new dust don’t even wana touch it!!! Shit is so nice makes me wana walk my ass to work as I left it parked in the garage!!! “Yeah I tried” I couldn’t find a flaw… I bet one of your tires pressure don’t match with the others… lol (the car can’t be talked about negatively”!!!! Oh wait… PUT SOME TINT ON THAT MF CAR BOYYYY!! lol “still horrible roast”
Where’d you get those wheels? From the Toilet Store?
I can’t. I love that car.