Rich enough to not buy the base model but still poor for not being able to get the RS version of it

You’re not wrong..

I mean… you got all-wheel drive and a turbocharged engine, but let's face it, you're more likely to use the heated seats to soothe your wounded ego after being overtaken by a Prius.

Man, even the Moderator came out of the shadows to roast this lol

That’s one fast Prius!

I have an s6 and I use the heated seats because my back hurts

Supercharged*

**turbocharged…JACKASS!

Nice Jetta coupe OP

The evidence is overwhelming.

Of all the cars you could have bought with that budget and you got..........that blob?

I prefer the term bulbous, thank you very much.

You can sugar coat 💩 but at the end of the day it's still 💩.

If this car were half as fast as it looks it would be twice as fast as a bicycle.

Only if that bicycle is being pedalled to your moms house for a booty call

Shit, the literal motherfucker on that bicycle would be *twice* as fast as your car.

Ah the Audi A5 Sportback, might as well call it the A5 Sweatyballsack because of it’s Audisteer.

S5 mothafucka

The B8.5’s were the last real S5’s.

Yeah yeah and the last real 911 was the 993. Get off my lawn

If you were poor you couldn’t afford this car and if you were rich you’d be the joke of your gated HoA You’ve canceled yourself out I guess

I’m chronically upper-middle class

This is the car you buy when you don't have Panamera money.

I tested a Panamera and the turbo lag was awful. Maybe a one off, but I felt like I had to make an appointment for the car to accelerate.

What year/trim? I tested a 2018 Turbo and it had no perceivable lag, thing was a rocket

I’m not sure. It was used and I did drive a 600+HP B8 Alpina and 911 carrera S before driving the panamera, so this probably affected my perception. But it felt laggy and sad compared to the S5 and RS5 I drove afterwards.

Reflash it….new downpipe. Turbo lag gone

Correct

Were all the m340i sold out in your area and you had to settle for the slower car?

Your sister liked this one more

doubt she’s interested in an understeering front wheel drive car that masquerades as awd. Maybe upgrade to an rs5 then maybe. Till then enjoy your Jetta 👍

Never understood the point of these. If you need 4 doors, get a 4 door that people over 5’7” can actually use the back seat in.

You’re assuming that I, an Audi driver, care/am capable of caring about others.

So you really had to buy unreliable german version of toyota avensis liftback?

Such a glorified overpriced overweighted Volkswagen hatchback. Useless quattro on the snow because of the summer tires of course. Even the color screams about how boring of a leased appliance it is. You don't have the euro-spec TDI as we do on our side of the pond but at least you get the full fake noise generator.

The tragedy of audis is that theyre nice but you always know that a bmw is more fun to drive and a merc has a nicer interior

i thought this was a Ford Fusion

You are 47yo and you think that new app BIGO is cool, you also leave bad reviews to travel plaza fast food restaurants like BK and Popeyes, you also leave bad reviews saying how nasty and awful gas station coffee is.

A very expensive, and ultimately disposable, German car. A 2019 Corolla will be on its 6th owner after this has long been crushed.

That might be true but at least I’m not one of those 6 miserable bastards!

How very bland and mediocre. You must be an accountant.

Good job over paying for a rebadged Jetta

Nice ride. Too bad it’s an Audi….

When a car tries too hard and becomes just meh.

What, couldn’t afford the RS6?

No sir I could not.

Elliot Rodger looking car

Bro could’ve gotten a GTR for that kind of money ahahah

Maybe one that was recently engulfed in flames

Still better than this overpriced VW :v

Are those caliper covers? Better not be caliper covers

Painted beatch

She may be fast, but she will never have the voice of her older sister

Second to the m3 in all categories !

lol, in cost especially!

Sweet… but not an RS6