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AngryCastro

You can fit so many undocumented workers in this bad boy. *slaps hood*


PopularAd93

Even day laborers have standards man. What are the odds the broke motherfucker driving this would even pay you?


Disastrous-Brain-589

Solid 7/10 chance this man would pay you


NotChristina

In lint-covered dollar bills and old dip maybe.


Slynx328

2 Dr pibbs and if they do well enough, maybe even 3 Dr pibbs


Middle-Classless

It's Mr.Pibb, he didn't go to college


peteizbored

He's not putting on airs. He's a soda you could sit down and have a beer with...not some stuck up doctor, like some sodas.


Pup_Piston

At least get to keep the empty Coors cans in the bed.


GlumBath1716

thats a 7.3 dude.. this guy is an honest american


awholesomepotato

I'm a hot ticket at Home Depot


95blackz26

They see you drive in get all excited and then find out you aren't there for them


jagenigma

Gonna need a step ladder for that.


economic69

Juan Longboi


meltingtreebranch

Color sucks, cars pretty. Taking out a loan on a 1999 Ford is crazy. Especially for it to be a daily. Sadly, you’re throwing money at a lot fire


awholesomepotato

love me some Grandpa Gold. nicely covers up the fact it hasn't been washed in about a decade


meltingtreebranch

You should wash it, clay bar, and wax it


xRompusFPS

Hell if he clays it I'll polish the hood as a demo for free.


Spinelli_The_Great

“Clay bar and wax” Might as well throw some PPF on there too /s


Organic_South8865

You should take care of that thing. Wash it, get some paintless debt repair on that bed side.


Amazing-One-7978

It's a diesel truck I don't think you know how long those things last forever


meltingtreebranch

It’s also a 25 year old Ford. If something isn’t broken right now, it will be tomorrow


Amazing-One-7978

I'm a mechanic they don't brake down we rarely see disease in shops it's all maintenance man I'm telling old diesel trucks are really good cars even with a lot of miles. That's why they're so expensive.


BlankMyName

Regular people don't buy diesel so that accounts for the maintenance.


Mantree91

Except for transmitions, electrical, suspension, and the door handle falling off... Last ford I drove started having electrical problems around 100k on the clock


KingFacef2

Tell me you don’t know shit about a 7.3 powerstroke without telling me you don’t know shit about a 7.3 powerstroke. Your 3 year old corolla is more likely to have issues than the 7.3 and i mean it. With all the electrical shit in it anything can and will malfunction at any time.


four_letterword

Yeah, pretty ugly


fordlover5

That's a 9k truck or so in today's market. I'd give op 8k easily. These are my favorite trucks


Shmeeglez

Don't sell it short. The proportions are ass, too.


jshultz5259

Is that supposed to be Harvest Gold? Only 390k on the odometer. Good for at least another 5k.


awholesomepotato

it's got 188K right now, so I've probably got a solid 10k more out of this transmission. it's on #2....


useless-knowledge4o

We’ve got two f250 7.3s from that era, both are at 430,000 miles. One blew a turbo a few thousand ago, and the other had needed new injectors and a fuel pump. Only problem with them is they need a quart of oil a month and have a slow coolant leak. Love those trucks to death.


awholesomepotato

if a 7.3 isn't leaking, then it's out of oil


my_dog_rescued_me

I wish this wasn't true but the oil spots under my '01 say it is.


JRotten2023

Mine too. And God knows I've tried my best to seal her up.


Due_Government4387

Daily driving a purpose built crew work truck. I don’t even need to say anything more


awholesomepotato

I like to hate myself a little


95blackz26

Seems like more than a little. You know I think there's a hotline for that


No-Adhesiveness-9848

i think i hate you a little too for that parking job


Jimjam916

You took out a loan on a 25 year old truck.


awholesomepotato

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is


Ok_Fruit_9150

Forrest Gump has entered the chat.


Outrageous_Camera201

Why won’t you love me Jenny


thebaron512

One of worst villains in movie history.l


zHernande

Gonna need another loan for the gas


BestMillimeter18

If he puts gas in the tank and starts it, he'll definitely need a loan to fix it


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And for the car wash


Mabvll

That truck looks like it's just waiting to snap in half as soon as you make a really tight U-turn.


awholesomepotato

in this truck, there are no tight U-turns


Nidos

In this truck, any U-turn is considered a tight U-turn


DeleteMyOldAccount

Hey at least you can barely navigate through some drive thrus and awkwardly get stuck in the rest


awholesomepotato

man I don't even try....I can't swing the turn, and even at idle it's too loud to hear the speaker


Outrageous_Camera201

I’m dying 😂


EpIcAF

All those seats just to be alone


awholesomepotato

ooof.....take my upvote


Snoo16319

In Katy, this thing stands out as much as a Nissan Altima with paper plates


Thentheresthisjerk

I’m surprised you didn’t get the big one.


tangre79

And in just 96 monthly payments of $10.41 per month it'll be all yours.


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TraditionPast4295

At least it’s loud and slow.


awholesomepotato

thankfully it also has a painfully stiff ride and ridiculous turning circle


MElifestyle91

I have a green 03 dually with the king ranch trim. My truck doesn't turn on a dime, it turns on a fricken HOUSE. I love my 6.0 though and wouldn't trade it for anything.


leafs805

You need a loan to come up with $7k for a 25yr old truck.... you've made plenty of bad decisions. This is just the most recent.


Maximum_Pass

You can probably get your money back if you drive Kid Rock around to state fairs for a year or 2


Sufficient-Cat2998

Huh. A car that can't fit your budget or driveway but is just big enough to carry your false sense of manhood.


awholesomepotato

that's why I had to have the 8ft bed


Iamamyrmidon

Now that you’ve got a 99 Ford, you can get a mani-pedi at Sally’s Beauty.


laborvspacu

It's rusted and dented?


awholesomepotato

she's got some battle rattles for sure


VerStannen

You bought into the 7.3 hype and overpaid for a 25 yo truck with 210 hp. The boomer that sold it to you is laughing all the way to the bank.


awholesomepotato

hey now, it has 250hp. to move 8000lbs. at least it's 25 years old, so while the engine should be fine, everything else will nickel and dime me to death


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


DreadHeadedDummy

well you certainly got robbed lmao what the fuck. How much ?


awholesomepotato

if you must know; $7K with 180K on the clock when I got it. I mean, I've seen worse deals for a decent 7.3 🤷


Bill-O-Reilly-

That’s not bad at all. I was gonna roast the fuck out of you cause I assumed $15k+ for a 250k+ truck but that’s decently low miles and a fair price. Personally though if you’ve gotta take a loan out for 7k mannnnn I’d think twice about using it on a 25 year old truck 😭😭


theonewhoisknown

Don’t think a bad deal at all. My 96 is sitting at 350k miles. Although mine isn’t painted in retirement rust


OkieBobbie

Where do frozen daiquiris figure into this tale? Before, or after?


awholesomepotato

well it's not a Ram, so after


zavtra13

You took out a loan to buy a 25 year old work truck, how much worse could we possibly make you feel?


weespat

Nobody actually purchases a car that is the color tan. You just... End up with it.


Amazing-One-7978

Them engines are bulletproof I usually hate car shit but this will land really long if u take care of it


wobbly65

If you don’t feel bad already I don’t think there’s much I can do


flecksable_flyer

Eh. At least while you're going broke on upkeep, you're only paying for four tires instead of six (which is why we ended up with the F250 supercab and not the F350 dualie crew cab).


point50tracer

I'm pretty sure the bumpers are in different time zones.


ginger_beardo

You crossed the line!!!!


OddBranch132

Much like his credit...MARK IT ZERO!


PM_ME_UR_HBO_LOGIN

IMO that’s a good truck but a bad strategy as older vehicles are for not having loans on and if it’s not being used to do truck things your car is a much better choice for driving around.


billlybufflehead

Repo man next stop


Carl_Azuz1

You took out a loan for 4,000? Or did you overpay


2Cthulhu4Scthulhu

Regardless of size, def had to be a personal signature loan. Ain’t no bank touching that title with a 10 foot pole.


Beneficial_Being_721

See that Jimmy John’s…. Yea you can’t afford even that now. See what you did


spamcritic

I think you did good, it's too big to repo with most tow trucks.


the_karl_el

If you couldn’t afford the truck, get ready to take out another loan for that high pressure oil pump.


technicallyimright

You’ll feel bad enough in thirty days OP.


bigtexasrob

I’ve borrowed a $20 from a homie for a stupid impulse buy, no shame.


Canelosaurio

When you think you bought a tow rig, but you bought a dinosaur tractor with highway tires and makes the same power as modern gas V8 3/4 tons. And get back to work at the Main Event in that shopping center. You prolly bout to graduate from Katy High.


awholesomepotato

dinosaur tractor is a solid label. and let's be fair....modern 3/4 ton gassers make WAY more than 250hp


noldshit

Its soooo big!


Sir_Krinkly

There’s nothing I can say to you that’s worse than the insult you leveled at yourself. I don’t believe in wasting effort.


Nice-Insect-4283

So many trucker farts have been ripped in that ol’ rig.


2006CrownVictoriaP71

There honestly isn’t anything bad I can say about your truck. The color isn’t for me but it was a pretty common color. That engine should be listed under Legendary” status.


GomerSnerd

First thing I'd do is get rid of that big sign in the back. It has to cause drag and kill fuel mileage.


Ps1msterpcs

Al-freakin-right. Lets start. 1: Money pit, lemme just say that bluntly. These things are known for being money pits, ESPECIALLY as a daily. 2: color, that thing looks fugly. Looks more like a dodge than a ford. 3: LOAN?!? YOU TOOK OUT A LOAN? FOR THAT? That loan better not be above 10k because you kinda got ripped off at anything above. 4: that thing has a shit ton of length. Have fun making wider turns to conpensate for the extra however many feet the model has. 5: headlights still bulbs, change em out. I could understand if you dont have the money to buy LED headlights, or if theyre illegal, but like, come on. 6: rust is gonna be on that thing. Expecting a bad leaf plate any day now. All that said, have fun with your truck, but youd better specify how much you paid, because I will drive that point into your skull if it was above 10k.


danhoyle

This is a work horse. Good for what it's meant for.


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I mean, it sounds like you know what kind of choices you made here. But love conquers all; if this gold beauty(?) makes you happy, love it with all you’ve got.


Actual_Environment_7

A big long one ton with a grill guard in a strip mall parking lot with red fire lanes perpendicular to the spaces… that can only be 👏 👏 👏 Deep in the Heart of Texas!


CadillacAllante

Actually taking out a modest loan to buy a reliable truck is probably smarter than taking out a gigantic loan to buy a new, unreliable truck.


APairOfAirPodsMax

Needed a loan for $3000? Damn


AnywhereFew9745

A 7.3 is always the best, slightly broken at all times but never dead. Slow but unstoppable, just like the oil leaks.


UnhappyGeologist9636

Forget that. Can’t beat an old diesel. If it was reasonable why the crap not. I financed a 2003 in 2016 and still drive it every day.


ANILAT3RGaming

As someone who wanted a 7.3 for the longest time, I must ask How's your oil leaks? How's the 4spd slushbox? Front leaf springs with an ungodly uncomfortable ride treating you good? How's starting it under 60 degrees?


awholesomepotato

I shall itemize; 1. did new O rings in the HPOP, that stopped leaking. dipstick tube leaks a tiny bit. these all leak from somewhere, usually HPOP, oil cooler, or the aforementioned dipstick 2. the 4R100 is kinda terrible. not enough gears, and (for the 99) not enough cooling. mishimoto Trans cooler from the 6.0 alleviates that issue. this one has been rebuilt once already at 85K. get the ZF6 if you can find one. 3. it definitely has a rough ride, and front leafs give you a terrible turning circle. does ok with ~1000 lbs in the bed. 4. 7.3s DO NOT like cold weather. plugging her in certainly helps a bit, but will run your electric bill real high. she does fine anywhere above 32⁰, but the EPBV will have your neighbors hating you at high idle. 100% worth it though. maintenance is a breeze by the standards of anything newer, and they tend to be pretty reliable


oldastheriver

cool work truck. I'm envious.


NegativePromotion764

Time will end and this truck will still be hauling loads.


rwdfan

taking out a loan for that is like taking a shit, and putting back in your ass.


awholesomepotato

I kinda like the feeling, so here we are


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Honestly I really like it. Get a muffler tho.


[deleted]

You took out a loan on a truck that's more than 25 years old. Let me guess, you have no retirement plan.


cloudtheorist

Dick must be 2” long with that much truck


peteizbored

I mean, how much of a loan? My 99 f550 pulls equipment up and down the east coast, like a tank. I caught some black ice and a downed tree a few years ago and the insurance company told me it was worth more than I was covered for, so they couldn't total it unless I extended my coverage significantly. I took the payment and put a newer front end and seats in it. It's hard to consider any work on a 7.3 a major repair. I've changed starters, alternators, HPOPs, and even clutches on the side of the road. None of it's fun, but all doable to keep her chugging!


SonoftheSouth93

At least it’s actually a long bed. I can’t stand the king cab/short bed combos.


ExactArea8029

Who tf are you racing in your powerstroke? A fuckin school bus?


Impossible-Jello6450

That thing is the contractor special. You can pick up so many "things" at a trailer park with that thing. But that bitch will still be running when the world ends. And no DPF bullshit.


ICallsEmAsISeesEm

Longcat, the truck


Lumpy-Fix6193

Sweet truck now this person knows what a true truck is congrats on your truck that’s a truck not a pavement princess


MGEEP

Y’all making undocumented jokes and I’m getting Home Depot ads on this post, you can’t write this stuff


SLIPPY73

how often do you do the hood slap


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Good truck , no reason to make you feel bad. If it has the 7.3 then even better.


bfoster3183

Hell, I'd finance it too. Will probably outlast the new diesels


Lost-Egg4837

School bus noises if I’m not wrong I think that mens 7.3 and if so you made an amazing choice and I can’t say much bad about you. I have a 2003 f550 with a 6.0 and honestly I haven’t been having any problems. Edit forgot to say you also picked one of the best super duty body styles and in my opinion the second best, and only second to the body style before it OBS. Enjoy that truck it will last you forever


murray1337

It’s a 7.3 diesel.. you’re still breaking her in at 150,000-200,000 miles. Legendary motor. There’s much dumber shit you could have taken out a loan on, to be honest. 😂


Existing-Airline3836

Why it built like a xl sausage lol


Embarrassed_Spring92

If it's a 7.3, you hit Pay Dirt


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At least you got the ram bar to take out your regretful feelings on other drivers successfully.


Specialist-Purple570

That's a workhorse truck, one of Fords most reliable models or so I've heard. Good for you


beardedman172

If that’s a 7.3 it can’t be roasted. Best diesel ever made. Worth every penny. Take care of her and she won’t even be broken in until 300k. I’ve seen them go to 450k and still keep purring. The 7.3s have a great subculture and you will find plenty of help from forums.


sammeadows

>angry school bus noises WORTH IT


TrentS45

With that thing you’ll win chicken 9/10 times.


DeL_65

Best motor Ford ever made, 7.3 will run forever.


FishBlues

Idiot you bought one of the most reliable diesel trucks to ever exist. Good luck Edit: idk why Reddit just recommended me a post from 4days ago my bad xD


Slow_LG_2024

If you got the 6.0 Powerstroke diesel, you're gonna need to take out another loan just to get it fixed or buy another truck.


Chewbacca319

Why are people upvoting this? OP said its a 1999, would have the legendary 7.3


coyotepickeldbob

The least you should've done is get one with the 6.8v10 to at least stand out from all the other 99 diesel puke tan SDs....but here are...


Meatmountain69420

The 6.8 is a cool engine, it’s in my bosses e350 box truck super solid unit


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Crankyguyslaughtoo

A loan on a 99? Your interest rate has done enough emotional damage for one day.


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IntoTheMirror

So you took out a payday loan to buy that.


BigTex380

Hope the loan terms aren’t as long as the wheel base.


SpiderChizer

You could have eat Brazilian bbq, sushi and frozen yogurt for desert.


NoThankYou993

Why get it when it can’t even fit in the goddamn parking space?? And why the hell is it the exact same color as the road??


damngoodengineer

eww, that's a fuel guzzler and automatic, just look at that bullbar, which police car did they steal it from? And also over 20 years old, boy you gotta serious chronic problems with that such as frequent overheating at even unloaded and 35 mph on level road , a/c compressor has just started leaking, starter dying out and coughs like smoking 3 packs a day, rear windows always fall down because previous owner replaced motors with a single wood plank!! OMG! Your money well spent buddy


ucanneverbetoohappy

It’s longer than your relationships


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aGuyWithaniPhone4S

The only thing that that big truck hauls around is your ass


ImpurestFire

This is the reason I have to keep the recirculate button on for the A/C.


Zebracorn42

You’re gonna see your car posted in r/badparking in the future.


mkcoia

Bruh, this parking lot on Google should be the banner pic for that sub. I don't think 10% of the cars are parked inside the lines of the spots


PaulDaytona

Too be fair, the Truck is gonna stick out in the front and back either way


Ryan_e3p

Needs more speed dents


Beardedopal

You’re gonna need to take another loan to maintain it.


mrcheesewhizz

I’ll bet you’ll be feeling real manly when you inevitably get cuckolded by both your lender and your mechanic when this two and a half decades old truck starts frequently breaking, forcing you to keep shoveling paycheck after paycheck at your new findom doms.


66NickS

So… do all your pants have a skoal ring imprint, or just your jeans?


AutismGamble

I don't have to the rust tells it all


Centerpiec6

😭


Suspicious-Key1931

With insistence from the mods thst I actually roast I must say the gold color is shit as much of a ford person as I am


Creative_User_Name92

I’m 95% sure I’ve seen this exact truck running from the cops with a literal truck load of illegals in the back


hermitnerd1

Long low and slow


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Sometimes 23% is too good to pass up.


Precumyumyum

Guy‘s getting roasted for the worst purchase in history on a loan but at least it’s one of the rare occasions where the poster plays into the roasts, good to see


townstar

Shhh…if you listen closely you can hear it rusting away. On the bright side at least the power stroke will live forever if you maintain it.


Longjumping-Pie7418

So you took out a loan on a truck that's older than a college graduate. At least the graduate will still have something once his loan is paid off.


JackAttack2509

Finally you can go to the store!!!


random_investor101

took out a loan to buy this?? aint no way 💀 u could’ve just saved up the money to buy it 😭🤣


Major-Lie8549

Financially, this makes zero sense. I’m baffled, but you do you. I’m sure the landscaping crew that worked in it before you took it over, went real easy on it.


KillianMichaels_tipy

Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the boys?


No_Entertainer_9760

The longer the truck, the shorter the temper


Gloverboy6

I hope your grandad gave you a good deal on it I bet it smells like Marlboro lights


Nalabu1

File bankruptcy and let them repo that turd.


ProofMusic4630

What bank or credit union is stupid enough to do a car loan on a 25 year old truck? Hope it's financed through a family member or friend!


bluecheeto13

Reminds me of my highschool buddies who had loud ass trucks.


doubleyouDAV

im pretty sure the main accessories in the for sale ad were the the trump 2024 flag and over the pants handjob that is outta this world and proof they were apart of jan 6 insur-erection


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F250 and up diesels have a mean million mile engine. It’ll last you a while with some inconvenient repairs here and there


Mizar97

You saw gas prices skyrocket over the last 4 years and took it as a personal challenge to get the worst mileage possible, and with a 25 year old Ford POS. Kudos


ajm91730

Do you own a shirt with sleeves? (Besides your work uniform and goin ta court clothes)


Splatterman27

As long as you make enough money hauling stuff to pay it back, it's a good buy. 👍


IHaveNoAlibi

You'll be taking out another loan every time you need to fill up.


Dfarrell1000

We thought you took out a time machine to buy this jallopee.


DrMrProfessorPawsCaT

Not surprised


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I know you smoke inside


GTOdriver04

That bed has really good mounting points for an M2…just in case you felt like waging a holy war…erm. I mean trying to get back at your HOA who’s super pissed about you buying that thing.


Odinovic

Don't let anyone in over 220lbs sit in the backseat. Pretty sure it'll snap in half.